hello, from your ever-eloquent president, elly-
um...hello! i started the floating monkeys of doom club a few hours ago...ha ha! i mean years...anyway, i started it to save the poor, um...underprivileged...floating purple monkeys, a previously unprotected(undiscovered!) species...the picture above is an example of the poor creatures we are working to protect. this is FPMOD (catchy name, isn't it?), our mascot. he spent years in the jungles of...oh...where is that? anyway, you can really tell, can't you? what seems to be a contented smile is, in reality, a sneer at the humans who destroyed his floating monkey habitat. and haven't you always heard that, after years of being on the run from savage hunters and um...loggers, monkeys develop a distended belly from all the bana - um...sawdust? anyway, all you have to do to join is to pledge your undying devotion to the poor, helpless monkeys like FPMOD and pay your dues which go DIRECTLY to the monkeys. by that i mean, it goes directly to the people who...um...take care of the monkeys, who use it to make the monkey's habitat more...monkey-friendly. any questions? um...hello? ...anyone? |
