2. You’re still obsessed with dogs even if you AND your dog have a homepage
3. You talk to your dog as if he/she is a person.
4. You like people who your dog likes and hate people if your dog hates them.
5. You have a subscription to DogFancy
6. Every day people say, “You’re like, obsessed with dogs, aren’t you?”
7. You have Jingle Dogs Unleashed - Dogs barking our Christmas Carols
8. Your wall is covered with pictures of dogs and dog calendars.
9. You have more than two Dog-a-Day desktop calendars.
10. For Christmas, most of the gifts you get have to do with dogs.
11. You surf the net looking for dog sites.
12. Your desk has more pictures of your dog on it than of your friends/spouses/kids.
13. Everybody knows you as the dog lover
14. Your dog is your best friend.
15. Your white sweaters are now brown as the result of your dog jumping on you with muddy paws
16. Your dog sleeps on your bed
17. The wallpaper on your Windows desktop is a blown up picture of your dog.
18. You throw your dog a birthday party and invite all his/her doggie friends.
19. You go shopping only to bring home more stuff for your dog than for yourself.
20. You pay the dog trainer, but you don’t pay your bills.
21. Your dog knows that anything can happen (that your dog wants) when she/he looks up at you with those sad, lovable, huge,puppy dog eyes.
22. You have pictures of your dogs in your wallet instead of people.
23. You let your dogs stay on the couch but you don’t let your kids on it.
24. You give your dog a bone every time he/she comes in from being
outside.
25. You put off your dinner so you can feed your hungry dog.
26. Your dog has COMPLETELY covered the house and your clothes with dog hair and you still don’t mind.
27. You are awake all night with cramps in your bed, and you won’t move them because you’ll wake up the dog.
28. The staff at the pet supply stores knows you AND your dogs by name.
29. You greet the dogs by name, but forget the people’s names.
30. Your s/o calls from home long-distance and you ask him/her to put the dog on the phone.
31. You get a special baby-sitter for the dog for only 3 days.
32. You start calling your dogs pups your grandchildren.
33. People send you letters addressed to you and your dog.
34. Your dogs each have their own pillows and blankets at night.
35. You spend more money on a pool for your dog than your car payment.
36. Your dog sleeps with you more often than s/o, and you don’t mind the snoring.
37. You start giving out gifts that your dog “bought”.
38. You buy cards, “from the dog”.
39. Someone asks you if you have kids and you say you have dogs.
40. You give your dog a kiss before your parents.
41. Your friends get sick of you telling them how adorable your dog is.
42. Your dog eats dinner before you.
43. At Christmas, you spend more money on your dogs presents than anybody elses
44. Looking around you see more than 5 dog related items in your room (clock, calendar, stuffed animal, figurine, book, and of course, the dog!)
45. Your motto is “Happiness is a warm puppy.”
- Charles M. Shultz