Pimptom's Theories Of Life
So, about me.... Im a 33 yr old divorced pimp. I guess pimps shouldnt marry. Right now I am seeing someone very special, Taking it one day at a time and so far so good. Anyway, I live in the southern tier of new york, whooo fun. Well since I told everyone I would publish my theories here they are.....SO LEAVE ME ALONE. Ok so not really but it sounded good.
still number one
the pimp has arrived
Cardinal Rule # 1 : Never, Never, Ever spend money on women.
Cardinal Rule # 2 : Refer to Cardinal Rule # 1
Me and My Bitty!
My New Toy
THEORIES:
1) All women are born blonde, difference is some outgrow it
2) when you finally find a woman who is actually smart enough to have an opinion, she'll thinks its the only one that matters
3) women want an independent man, so when they use their independence and control over him, he'll understand
My Old Toy, I cant wait to get another one
4) your either a fool or your in love with a fool, get used to it.
more theories to come e
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