If I Weren't A Girl Scout

If I weren't a Girl Scout, I wonder what I'd be
If I weren't a Girl Scout...
A bird watcher I would be
Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!
Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!

other lines to mix in...

Waitress...Here's your order, please leave more than a quarter!
Cheerleader...Go go, fight fight, gee I hope I look alright!
Valley girl...the sun, so bare, is bleaching out my lovely hair
Plumber...Plunge plunge, flush flush, look out below! SWOOSH!
Carpenter...Two by four nail it to the floor! BANG, BANG!
Teacher...Sit down, be quiet, throw away your gum.
Flight attendant ...Coffee, tea, here's your little bag, BLEH!
Farmer...Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck!
Doctor...Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing!
Electrician...Positive, negative, buzz zap, make it go
Politician...Raise the taxes and lower the pay, vote for me on Election Day!
Pizza maker...30 minute, fast delivery! YUM!! YUM!!!
Preacher ...Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to heaven, or you might go to...
Lifeguard...Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan!
Lawyer...my client wasn't there, Judge didn't Care, QUILTY!
Engineer...Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine.
Ranger...Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.
Leader...Do this, do that, I'm gonna take a nap
Baby doll..."Hug me, kiss me, take me home! No!"
Truck driver..."Oh dear, can't steer, put the stupid thing in gear!"
Master chef...Bake the Cake, Grill the Meat, Now it's time to eat!
Ice cream lady..."Tooty fruity, tooty fruity, fresh ice cream!"
Golfer...fore its in the water (make golfing motion and point)
Biker...vrm, vrm, watch out man (twist wrist like giving motorcycle gas)
Teacher...2 + 2 is 4, duh ...(slap head)
Boy scout -AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm a Little Daisy
(tune of "I'm a Little Teapot")

I'm a little Daisy, dressed in blue
I am a Girl Scout, you are too
When I go to meetings, I sing and shout
I love being a Daisy Girl Scout!

Motions:
I'm a little Daisy - hands together, at side of face, head tilted
Dressed in blue - hands pick up hem of uniform smock
I am a Girl Scout - make three finger sign
You are too - point to neighbor
When I go to meetings - hands out, palms up
I sing and shout - hands cup around mouth
I love being a - point to heart
Daisy Girl Scout - clap 3 times, once on each word

Daisy Troop Song

I'm a Daisy,
You're a Daisy,
She's a Daisy too,
And if you want to be a Daisy,
This is what you do…

You come to a meeting,
You have a lot of fun,
You do arts and crafts
And you clean up when you're done.

We learn a lot of new things,
We make a lot of new friends,
We love being Daisies,
And we're sad when it ends!

Grey Squirrel

Grey squirrel, Grey squirrel
Swish your bushy tail
Grey squirrel, Grey squirrel
Swish your bushy tail
Wrinkle up your funny nose
Crack a nut between your toes
Grey squirrel, Grey squirrel
Swish your bushy tail

Hey, Mom I Want To Go Home

Oh, The biscuits in scoutcamp,
they say are mighty fine,
but one roled off the table
and killed a pal of mine

Hey, ma I want to go,
Ge, ma I got to go,
hey mom I want to go home.

The movies in the scoutcamp,
they say are mighty fine,
but when you ask for Elvis Presly,
they give you Frankenstien.

Hey, ma I want to go,
Ge, ma I got to go,
hey mom I want to go home.

The cocoa in the scoutcamp
they say is mighty fine,
its good for cuts and bruises
because it taste's like iondine

Hey, ma I want to go,
Ge, ma I got to go,
hey mom I want to go home.

Oh, the ropes in the scoutcamp,
they say are mighty fine,
but when you get near the top,
your life aint worth a dime

Hey, ma I want to go,
Ge, ma I got to go,
hey mom I want to go home.

Oh, the Horses in the scoutcamp,
they say are mighty fine,
but when you go get off the them,
they kick you in the spine

Hey, ma I want to go,
Ge, ma I got to go,
hey mom I want to go home.

The Twelve Days of Camping
(sung to tune "The Twelve Days of Christmas" just posting the 12 things)

On the twelfth day of camping
My sister showed to me
Twelve stars a-shining
Eleven beavers building
Ten fireflies glowing
Nine spiders spinning
Eight frogs a-hopping
Seven owls a-swooping
Six raccoons raiding
Five dragonflies
Four calling loons
Three startled deer
Two porcupines
And a woodpecker in a fir tree

BUG JUICE
(Tune- On Top Of Old Smokey)

At camp with the Girl Scouts
They gave us a drink
We thought it was Kool-Aid
Because it was pink

But the thing that they told us
Would have grossed out a moose
That great tasting pink drink
Was really bug juice

It looks fresh and fruity
Like tasty Kool-Aid
But the bug that are in it
Were murdered with raid

We drank it by gallons
We drank it by tons
But then the next morning
We all had the runs

Next time you drink bug juice
And a fly drives you mad
He's just getting even
'Cause you swallowed his dad

ONCE A GIRL SCOUT WENT TO CAMP
(Tune: Head & Shoulders, Knees & Toes)

Once a Girl Scout went to camp, went to camp
Went to camp without her lamp, without her lamp
And when she saw a spider in her bed,
This is what the Girl Scout said, Girl Scout said:

"Spider, spider, go away, go away,
You are not allowed to stay, allowed to stay
This is what my leader said,
'No two bodies in one bed, in one bed.'"

Once a Boy Scout went to camp, went to camp
Went to camp without his lamp, without his lamp
And there he saw a spider in his bed, in his bed
This is what the Boy Scout said, Boy Scout said:

"Aaaaaauuughhhhhh!"

Brownie Smile Song

I've got something in my pocket, it belongs across my face.
I keep it very close at hand, in a most convienient place.
I'm sure you couldn't guess it if you guessed a long, long while.
So I'll take it out and put it on, it's a Great Big Brownie Smile!

Something in My Pocket
(Tune: Brownie Smile Song)

I have something in my pocket,
That I found behind a log.
My leader said to let it loose,
But I want to keep my frog.

It's cool and green and slimey,
And it squiggles in my hand,
I also have a wooly worm,
and a pocket full of sand.

Bugs
(Tune: Row, row, row your boat)

Catch, catch, catch a bug.
Put it in a jar.
Sometimes they fly, sometimes they die,
but most get squashed on your car.

Make New Friends

Make new friends, but keep the old
One is silver, and the other's gold.
A circle is round that never ends,
And that's how long I'm gonna be your friend.

Everywhere we go...
(leader sings one line, group repeats)

Everywhere we go (Everywhere we go.....)
People want to know (People want to know ....etc.)
Who we are ....
So we tell them ....
We're Girl Scouts ....
Mighty, mighty Girl Scouts....
And if they can't hear us .....
We sing a little louder.....

(Repeat, gradually get louder and move up in pitch at each repeat) until - VERY loudly.....)

Everywhere we go (Everywhere we go.....)
People want to know (People want to know ....etc.)
Who we are ....
So we tell them ....
We're Girl Scouts....
Mighty, mighty Girl Scouts....
And if they can't hear us .....
They must be DEAF!!!!