CLIFFIE’S NOTES

A NEWSLETTER FOR THE BASEMENT-FISHTANK OR BACKYARD-POND REVOLUTIONARY

Halt! What's the password? Perform the secret handshake! Very well, you may enter, initiate. Welcome to a place where the very lives of unsuspecting humans are manipulated and twisted. No, not the IRS! The insidious, shadowy, slightly damp Illuminati of Fish. All hail to our Glorious Leader, Cliffie the Angry Goldfish.

Bask in her piscatorial wisdom!
ISSUE 1: World Domination
(Cliffie reviews "She Creature")

ISUUE 2: Tampering in Gods' Domain!
(Cliffie reviews "The Island of Dr. Moreau")

ISSUE 3: Of Wolves and Wyrms
(Cliffie reviews "The Lair Of The White Worm")

ISSUE 4: A Little Revisionist History
(Cliffie reviews "Tales Out Of Innsmouth")

ISSUE 5: Gritty Realism
(Cliffie reviews "Life On Earth" and "Attack of the Crab Monsters")

ISSUE 6: Reality Checks
(Cliffie reviews H.P Lovecraft)

ISSUE 7: "Fish in the Stream"
(Cliffie reviews "Fish in the Stream")
 (I was hoping she'd review Kenny and Dollys rendition of "Islands in the Stream"-Skeeter)

ISSUE 8: Remembering 'The Little Brother Of The Clams'
(Cliffie reviews the works of Will Cuppy)
 (No, I didn't mis-spell "guppy"-Skeeter)

ISSUE 9: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! (Give me that old-time Religion!)
(Cliffie reviews "Dracula 2000")
 Part of the Crab Chips "Oh, God!" Roundtable

ISSUE 10: Networking

ISSUE 11: Frolic in Brine, Goblins be Thine

ISSUE 12: Bring me the head of Sy Montgomery!

ISSUE 13: Fungus Among Us!
(Shouldn't that be "Humungeous Fungus Among Us"?-Skeeter)

ISSUE 14: Feeling Crabby!

ISSUE 15: Cliffies' Worst Nightmare!
 (No, not drunken students on "Goldfish Tequila Shot" Night.-Skeeter)
(Cliffie reviews "The Creature from the Black Lagoon")

ISSUE 16: Cliffies' Worst Nightmare II!
(Cliffie reviews "Revenge of the Creature")

ISSUE 17: Cliffies' Worst Nightmare III!
(I'm sensing a trend-Skeeter)
(Cliffie reviews "The Creature Walks Among Us")

ISSUE 18: ???
(Huh?-Skeeter)
(Cliffie reviews "Ghost Crab")

SPECIAL EDITION!
("Incubus"-The "Satan Who?" Roundtable Review)
ISSUE 20: Fishers of Men
(Cliffie reviews "The Founding Fish")

ISSUE 21: Bethany Hamilton, Your New Role Model
(Cliffie reviews a "20/20" interview)

ISSUE 22: Merry Squidmas!
(Cliffie reviews "A Very Scary Solstice")

ISSUE 23: The Amphibian Man
(Cliffie reviews "The Amphibian Man")

ISSUE 24: Keeping Your Hermit Crabs Alive I
(PLUS, Cliffie reviews "Dementia 13")

ISSUE 25: Keeping Your Hermit Crabs Alive II
(PLUS, Cliffie reviews "The Incredible Mr. Limpet")

ISSUE 26: Keeping Your Hermit Crabs Alive III
(PLUS, Cliffie reviews "Deep Blue Sea")

ISSUE 27: Agent Trout Reports From the Future
(Cliffie reviews "Galapagos")

ISSUE 28: You Are Smarter Than This!
(Cliffie reviews English Food, Apes and a bunch of Books)

ISSUE 29: A Sojourn Amongst the Amphibians
(Cliffie reviews "Kappa")

ISSUE 30: The Most Amazing Shark Movie yet!
(Cliffie reviews "Shark Zone")

ISSUE 31: Oh, Lobstora! Oh, don't you cry for me!
 (Okay, remind me to check the expiry date on Cliffies medicines-Skeeter)
 (Cliffie reviews "The Wells of Hell")

ISSUE 32: It Ain't Easy Being Green
(Cliffie reviews "Wicked")

ISSUE 33: 400-Foot Gorillas in the Mist
(Cliffie reviews "War of the Gargantuas")

ISSUE 34: Water, Water, Everywhere
(Cliffie reviews "Waterworld")

ISSUE 35: Nessie-a-Go-Go!
(Cliffie reviews "Beneath Loch Ness")

ISSUE 36: Happy Little Mutant Piranhas!
(Cliffie reviews "Piranhna")

ISSUE 37: New and Improved Little Mutant Piranhas!
(Cliffie reviews "Piranhna II: The Spawning")

ISSUE 38: Security Alert!
(Cliffie reviews "Big Fish")
 (Ever seen an overly-stressed Goldfish? Breathe, Cliffie... breathe!-Skeeter)

ISSUE 39: Man vs. Machine!
("Westworld"-The "Diaboli ex Machina" Roundtable Review)

ISSUE 40: It’s a Squid! It’s a Shark! It’s a SQUARK!
(Cliffie reviews "Saturn's Race")

ISSUE 41: Crabs! Crabs! Crabs!
(Cliffie reviews' "Beowulf’s Children")

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