During the course of this site, you may witness several chic sexual positions. That's what's supposed to happen. Why'd you come here if you weren't looking for sweet-ass sexual positions? All of these positions are completely original, any similarities to positions that have already been created is entirely coincidental. WARNING: These positions are strictly for fetish types, and should never be used by anyone... except sickos. Don't do it.

Well, here they are.

London Bridges The Dive Bomber! The Navel Orange! The Pole Vaulter! Rasinettes The Jolly Roger! The Fire Starter!