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| An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that is red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes," the man said, "That's it." Then he turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night??!! |
| I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more. ~Henry Ward Beecher |
| Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest. |