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Fainting
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his
front door onto the porch.

Someone called 911.

When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain
consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said.

"My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead
of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower."
Back To Children
When you teach your son, you teach your son's son. 
~The Talmud
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