Suddenly a woman in front turned around, slapped him and
left in a huff.
The little girl remarked, "That's okay, Daddy, I didn't like
her either, she was stepping all over my toes. That's why I
pinched her."
~Lawrence Housman
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| A man and his little girl were on an overcrowded elevator. Suddenly a woman in front turned around, slapped him and left in a huff. The little girl remarked, "That's okay, Daddy, I didn't like her either, she was stepping all over my toes. That's why I pinched her." |
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| If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. ~Lawrence Housman |
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