Soup's Cold ...
	The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word in his life. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "Soup's cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing and I'd long given up hope. Why haven't you spoken before?" The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now, everything's been okay."
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			Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love.  ~Mildred B. Vermont