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Sunday Dinner
Sunday dinner with my mother Adah, my father Fred,
and my three siblings was always lively.

On one occasion all of us, except my mother were
in a silly mood and we began requesting, in rhyme,
items at the table.

"Please pass the meat, Pete."

"May I have a potatah, Adah."

"I'd give you the moon for a spoon."

After several minutes of this, my mother had
heard enough.

"Stop this nonsense now!" she shouted.

"It's Sunday, and I would like to enjoy my
dinner with some good conversation, and not
all this chatter."

Then she sat down, still in a huff, turned to my
father and snapped,

"Pass the bread, Fred."
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A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
~Tenneva Jordan
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