Riff Explained
"Have Breakfast With Meeee!" - Joel
VitamanCereal quips were popular during the Joel era. Kix, Quisp, Quake, have all been used as joke material. The riff above, said while Sir George spies on his royal highness, refers to a "King Vitaman" commercial. BTW: One of the Knights in Vitaman's court, was Sir Laffsitup, whose voice was provided by Paul Frees, the director of "The Beatniks" (Episode #415).
Stuff and Nonsense
Gordon wanted to have the dragon breath real fire because an overlayed effect wouldn't have looked as authentic. Because of this he couldn't use a minature and actually built a dragon that was about 11 feet in height. On film he boosted the size of the beast so that it looked much larger.
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411: First Broadcast - 10 am Saturday, August 29th 1992

Excellence Level: Gold
Movie Pain: Low - I actually had a good time watching this
Riffing: Wildly funny
Skits: Solid, good humor

A strange little fairy-tale from Bert I Gordon: Tells of a young knight (Gary Lockwood) who battles through 7 curses to save a princess from an evil wizard (Basil Rathbone), and his 2 headed dragon. A fun movie and weird, just like I Iikes 'em! I especially enjoyed sorceress Sybil's bald assistants (who provided this episodes stinger). Solid episode, well riffed, with few slow spots. Plus a couple of good skits; Frank gets too much radiation, and Crow sings a love song to Estelle Winwood (wonderfully aided by Servo). Oh, and Merrit Stone? He plays the 'Grady' like King (to answer Paul's question from the ACEG).

Host Segments
Intro: Joel draws caricatures. Invention: J&TBs wear "Big Gulp Berets". Forrester has designer biohazard throw pillows. Segment 1: Basil Rathbones for dogs. Segment 2: The gang play "Middle Ages", until Servo spoils it with a large dose of reality. Segment 3: Crow sings "Estelle". End: Words you can't say on TV, and TV's Frank is looking a bit thin. Stinger: The dude with 2 heads.

Notable Riffs
*Beseech this!" - Servo
*"12 Angry Mimes!" - Joel
*"Teddy Ruxpin, NO!" - Joel
*"I am furious yellow!" - Joel Helene
*"Double Hi-Keebah! Raised you one" - Servo as George
*"You've violated ape law!" - Crow, as the King
*"In a private ceremony they were married by Grady, from Sandford and Son." - Joel
*"You're not going home." - "You're going to Disneyland!" - Basil Rathbone/Joel
*"Why does the most evil man in the world live in a Stuckeys?" - Servo
*"They're not dead, they're just 'metaphysically challenged'." - Servo
*"Take her." - "Here? In front of the circus people?" - Basil Rathbone/Crow (as Sir Branton)
*"Mount your horses, gentlemen." - "We're not that lonely!" - Sir Branton/Crow
*"I have waited until your daughter reached that age, so that my dragon could relish the flesh of the princess." "Oh, wowwww..." - Basil Rathbone/Joel.
*"A Candystripers outfit? Thanks mom!" - Joel as George
*"Oh man, I know he's French, but her!?" - Joel
*"And last..." - "Terry, the sensitive knight." - George/Joel

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