| Meet the Trotter gang! |
| Del Boy |
| Born: 12.7.1948 Occupation: Professional fly-pitcher Marital Status: Never got married, but engaged more times than a switchboard. History: Missed his chance with Raquel in 'Dates' after tearing the clothes off his arresting officer, believing her to be a strippergram. Appearance: Makes a Christmas tree look sombre. Wears so much gold he looks like a mugger's pension-scheme. Personality: So tight he'd nick the hole out of your last polo if you didn't keep your mouth shut. |
| Rodney |
| Born: 26.2.1960 Former Occupations: Tried to join police force after failing the intelligence test to become a Unigate milkman. Marital Status: Married Cassandra, or as Del called her 'the tart.' History: Left Basingstoke Art College after 3 weeks after being found zonked out on the bed of some Chinese tart with the biggest reefer this side of Marrakech. Appearance: Looks like a blood donor who couldn't say no. Personality: He's got 2 GCEs and he thinks he's Bamber Gascgoine's vest. |
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