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| Its a blog, Political Jornal and website all in one - active since 2005. |
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| Its a blog, Political Jornal and website all in one - active since 2005. |
| .:ABOUT:. | YEAR ZERO: Was initally a subpage for a popular website of which the name i forget, but in February 2005 it became its own website, and now 4 years down the track it has become a highly successful website with over 7000 fans around the world. Please enjoy the trials, tribulations, rants and raves of a late-20 something upper hutt ex-pat, RESTECP. |
| .:RANTS:. | Preps/Slutty Girls |
| Top 40 Music |
| Paris Hilton *NEW* |
| Emo Sucks |
| Summer |
| Reality TV |
| Boyracers |
| MTV MTV Sucks |
| Newtown is a Shithole |
| .:WRITINGS:. |
| I Hate People **New** 29/06/09 |
| .:OTHER FOLK:. | Joanna |
| Heather |
| Robyn |
| Serra |
| Dave Farrar |
| Brave Our Burbs |
| Wanda Harland |
| Petone is fulla jelly |
| Portia |
| Tumeke |
| .:DISCLAIMER:. |
| The views and opinions of Year Zero do not nessecarily reflect the views and opinion of the reader (and of course the rest of the world). Thast why we operate a policy of 'RESTECP' - its simple Restecp my opnions and you will go along way in life, and literally you will so R.E.S.T.E.C.P |
| .:COPYRIGHT:. |
| YEAR ZERO - TALES FROM THE UNDERGROUND SINCE 2005 (c) 2005 - 2006 Brother hood Broductions and Chris Zero - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED unless stated otherwise. Any offender/s caught nicking shit off here will be tracked down and made to sing Pollywollydoodle whilst in drag at Westpac Stadium IN FRONT OF 60,000 people armed with video cameras/cameras ready to make DVD's of such. Its simple if you dont want to be the global laughing stock DONT NICK SHIT FROM HERE. (unless i say so) |
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| .:BROTHERHOOD BRODUCTIONS:. |
| The concept of Brotherhood Broductionswas thought of way back in 1998 when i designed my first website, the mission was to unite all the sites i run into one single entity, now 8 years later this dream is finally a reality, BB sites include:
Much more to come. |
| HP AND THE HALF STOPNED PRINCE |
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IN 2000: 3 Young LLB Students - Harry Pothead, Hermoine Ganja and Rueben Weedly - discovered a Long Haired Hippie Philosopher who smoked weed all day, They dropped out of Uni and started living off the dole and spending all day smoking weed and attending a Hogwarts Acadamy reunion every tuesday at the Bongwarts branch of WINZ. The trio spent all there dole pay on weed and the munchies and coulndt be arsed finding work instead mooched off society and spent all day watching re-runs of unpredictable 80s sitcoms while getting stoned.
One guy was out to get them...The towns new police constable PC. Peter Plonker - he had no tolorance for cannabis and wanted every stoner locked up, He was helped by a preculious bongwarts local - A Dude by the name of Draco McSnitch, Draco McSnitch was harrys rival and wanted Harry, Hermoine and Reuben locked up in the local "Bongwarts Hilton" - free accomodation, free food, free power, free gym priviliages, visiting rights, free this, free that - but the catch was - they couldnt leave "the hilton" PC Plonker begins a comical ploy to arrest Our Heroes and destroy there preciosu cannabis plant - Jenny....and the rest is history. In a few Days - Harry, Hermoine, Reuben, Draco and PC Plonker will be back in new and even funnier adventures - garunteed to be the funniest comedy of 2009, ALOT Funnier than Bruno and all comedys put together this year. HARRY POTHEAD AND THE HALF STONED PRINCE - COMING SOON. Rated R13 For comical violence, offensive language, scary drug induced hallucinations and excessive drug use |
| POSTED BY: Chris Zero on Saturday 11 July 2009 12.15pm |
| WELLINGTON DRIVERS ARE CUNTS PTI |
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WELLINGTON DRIVERS ARE A BUNCH OF CUNT FACE FAGGOTY ASS HOMOS: The driving style REALLY ENRAGES ME to the point where i want to smack somebody over.
Just look at the following type of behavior.
- Tooting at the car in front of you at an uncontrolled intersection (stop sign, give way) when its clearly unsafe for that car to move.
The Police sadly turn a blind eye to the above - they are more interested in making a quick dollar or 300 off you for exceeding the speed limit or slightly breaking the alcohol limit. I Tells you this - In Upper hutt commit any of the above offences your gunna no doubt be bashed with an iron bar because the police turn a blind eye to the above - in fact im all ready to carry an iron bar in my vehicle in case some arrogant thoughtless motorist breaking the decides to be a smart guy, recklessly (and illegally) pursue me with intent for confrontation just cos i honked at him for his illegal behavior - and ill clearly smash his head over and claim self defence. What do the cops or even *555 do about bad driving - hell there 800 number cannot even be accessed by a cellphone and when you call the normal number your put in a queue lasting fucking ages and so you run out of credit and your call cannot even be coonected. You go to australia - not using your indicator gives you 40 demerit points and a heavy fine and possible court action, here in NZ The police dont even bother to enforce this law and if they do, its just a 'telling off' - no further action and its on their way and the offending motorist committs his offence again...what kind of fucking country is this?? do we get our licences from weetbix packets/the gutter?? i say so. |
| POSTED BY: Chris Zero on Thursday 9 July 2009 11.30am |
| IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT |
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IF YOUR NOT AWARE ALREADY: Geocities is closing fro good on Oct. 26 this year - could this spell the end of YEAR ZERO???
The answer is no - Over the next few months, we endeavor to switch to a new server while Geocities goes into Shut-down mode, thus access to this site will no longer be. I tells youse dont fear - Its all about this website moving to another server, we have 3 months to do so and until then ill keep youse informed as i have done fro the past 4 and one half years.
Regards
Master and Commander/C&C Of YEAR ZERO. . |
| POSTED BY: Chris Zero on Thursday 2 July 2009 2.20pm |