The unofficial Concerned Parent site: a parody, satire and caricature about Concerned Parent, other anonymous public figures, and all the other fat lazy welfare frauds, terrorists, vandals and bowling pin masturbators of Bryn Athyn Pennsylvania.

DANGER ON THE INTERNET
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Hi, I am Conserned Perent


and youv done the rite thing by comming to me you are safe now

ugly!
look at all my frends at uglypeople.com

im here to protect you and all the dear children from the greatest monster in history worse than hitler and wors than that guy in the ad im on a mission from Gud all who disagree with me are MALESTERS its syintificly proven and you are also committting SPIRITAL RAYP and i know that i have studied and my friends say i am the best minister they know and its all STRAIT DOCTRINE none of that watering down stuff anyway i can tell who is a malestor because of my feminist perseptic powers and then i can hurt you any way I want if the voices in my head tell me so me and my frends Conserned nuwcherchman and Nu Cherch perent and my cutie-boys at the helpdesk did something about that called SPAM and it works great and the taste cant be beat and they dont call those guys weenys for nothing and they call them nerds too but anyway they showed my how to send pink delishus SPAM useing JUNO.COM and how to rite good tee hee hi mister bowling pin are you reding this sorry anyway the thing is the so called Bulletin Bord Service and the monster who runs it is straight from FATH ALON dragon hell and full of dragon boners i mean bones an prepetratedly its a church thing but thats all pretend and they are TELLING A GRATE BIG FIB and we will get rid of it because their flying saucer people and KIDDY-P0RM cant beat my doggy armed with the SWROD OF TRUTH with one hand tyd behind there back what i care about and thay do not at all in wut can i do its a DISABILITY so its agenst the law to laff at me and the dragan devil satan incarnate HAS NO LEGAL RITES and is a RAYPER OF FISHIES AND LITTLE JERBILS i can prove it and im PROTECTING THE CHILDREN so there.

My Foto albumn of CUTE GUYS hi mister bowling pin! tee hee

Consernd Parrent and frends IN THE NEWS

my frends and me wrote lots of great stuff about the MONSTER on the internet but the DEVIL DRAGON used his majic pwers to HAK into it look out YOU COOD BE NEXT they have LASER BEAMS and control your brain and they hak into your computer unless you put a madjik circle around it you cood be next thats it folks no more warnings

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DANGER! DANEGR! DNAGER!

BAD BAD HELL CREECHERS!

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