| ~A list of quotes from various Dungeons and Dragons campaigns amongst the crew~ "Alright, you just hit yourself in the face." -Dale(DM) "Well, sticks are pretty complicated for him..." -Erik "I cast 'Lesteration'...er... Lesser Restoration." -Erik "I put it in Charisma!!" -Zach "If you put it in Charisma, I'll kill you...and with a Con of 2, that won't be difficult." -Erik "Can you do something about my face?" -Bley "You hit him so hard his friend stood up!" -Erik "You told me in prison!" -Zach "What happens in prison stays in prison." -Erik "Have you ever hit a pile of leather with somone under it?" -Zach "Have you ever hit a pile of leather?" -Dale(DM) "Have you ever hit anything with a Greataxe?!" -Erik "I found a short person!" -Erik "You found a sho--" -Zach "DIBS!" -Erik "Do you really think it disappeared?!" *rolls a 9* "...because I do!" -Zach "I'm not a chiropractor!" -Erik "I AM!" -Zach "No, and you" *points to sorceress* "are a 'pyrocracktor'." -Bley "Why don't we throw daggers at the colors?" -John "Do we have 9,000 daggers?!" *pause* "Okay, do we have the 9,000 daggers with us?" -Zach "Can I lean against the electrical field?" -John "Lightning wall: 3, Party: 0." -Erik "Do you want me to buy you a cat so you can eat its head or something?" -Amanda "Wherever we need to go, we're headed." -Zach "Leader equals power." -Dale "I see you were stripped of your possessions." -Bley(DM) "Also my pants." -Erik "I hope I get the fire guy, I hope I get the fire guy, I hope I get the fire guy..." -Erik "The fire guy's name is Lucian." -Bley(DM) "Nevermind...I don't want the fire guy..." -Erik "His breathing becomes labored." -Bley(DM) "He's going into labor! AHH!" -Erik "Don't you have ANY small weapons in this campaign?!" -Zach "That's what you get for being a minority!" -Erik "The Deserecht is like the Make A Wish foundation!" -Bley(DM) "You have a question mark over your head." *points at Half-Orc* -Bley(DM) "You can give quest experience!" -Dale, Zach, and John "You know our armor is full of crap because we never take it off." -Zach "No, there's a portable hole back there!" -Bley(DM) "It's the ultimate diaper." -Dale "What kind of power are we talking about here?" -Dale "General power." -Bley(DM) "Can't I have High Warlord power?" -Dale "What's a High Warlord?" -Bley(DM) "It's two ranks above General." -Dale "I cast a spell. I'm glowing." -John "You touch yourself in your special place, which causes you to glow?" -Bley(DM) "I sleep with the sword." -Dale "You have to sleep with your sword... You can't find anyone of your race to sleep with?" -Zach "Well, we've bonded because he listens to me. Mainly because he can't get away." -Dale "Can you fit inside the boots like in Mario?" -John "Everyone give me five Move Silently checks." -Bley(DM) *rolling* "Let's start with you, Zach." -Bley(DM) "Don't even bother. The highest I got was a one..." -John "All these motherf***in' snakes on the motherf***in' Material Plane!" -Dale "Can anyone speak Monkey?" -Zach "You hear a little ding in your heads." -Bley(DM) *everyone looks around* "Did I just level?" -John "'GRATS!" -Zach and Dale "One of them has to be black." -Zach "What, one of the servants?!" -Bley(DM) "I want to heal people." -John "Go to the temple and wait for the wounded." -Bley(DM) "But we're speeding up the process!" -Dale "I've never seen him... the only times I've seen him have been when he's invisible." -Dale "I JUST FIXED THAT!" -Zach "The house is giving birth!" -Erik "So how expensive is 'pretty expensive'?" -Bley "A gold is five silver." -Dale(DM) "Apparently so expensive the rules of math no longer apply." -Erik "Could you imagine having to pay taxes in D&D?" -Zach "You better hope the IRS doesn't have any high-level wizards working for them. You're down in a dungeon, a man just appears out of nowhere. 'Hi! You forgot to file your taxes!' *BWAHWHRWHRHAH!* and then all your stuff is gone." -Erik "I'm a level 26 Repo man!" -Erik "What do you mean you can shoot it?" -Amanda "MARIO!" -Everyone "Bloop! Bloop!" -Dale "What's the correlation?!" -Bley "About .92." -Dale(DM as town guard) "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!" -Bley "Group hug!" -Bley "I just used that spell!" -John "He's tryin' to make a horse minotaur!" -Erik "What's your alignment, Zach?" -Bley "Heironeous!" -Amanda "I'm not dead!" -Erik *Dale rolls a natural 20 and confirms the critical with a natural 19* "...he's taller than a house, and..." -Dale "He's Paul Bunyon!" -Amanda "How will they know they're us?" -Zach |
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| -Players and Characters- Erik - Grogg: Half-Orc Barbarian M Kros: Human Sorcerer M *Name?* Gnome Spellthief M Carysse: Human Cleric F Gedrich: Half-Orc Fighter M current Krucious: Human Warmage M Bley - Robert Moonbrow (Bob): Half-Elf Cleric M Krysta Smith: Human Fav. Soul F Drem Bickley: Halfling Warlock M current Sharnevan Dunerunner: Elven Warblade M Jake - Jake: Human Ranger M Lucian: Elven Wizard M Bruce: Human Wizard M Gallus: Human Fighter M John - Dark Storn: Half-Elf Monk M Ramza: Elven Monk M *Name?*: Human Fighter F Scarlet: Human Monk M *Name?*: Human Sorcerer F Belvedere: Dwarven Cleric M current Andrea: Human Ninja F Zach - Karazakarak: Dwarven Fighter M Shael: Human Paladin M Tara Rose: Elven Hexblade F Lenny: Half-Orc Barbarian M Sarline: Halfling Rogue F current L'nara: Elven Favored Soul F Dale - Melvarisa: Elven Wizard F Amanda - Liena: Elven Druid F current |