Moe's  F.A.Q.
Allaboutmoe
Q.   When were you born?
on my birthday
Where were you born?
Oregon
Is red your favorite color?
No but I do look good in red. brings out my tan.
Did you really fall off of the Golen Gate Bridge?
What do you think?
Is Moe a manifestation of everything you are but dare not be?
Yes, I have read Jung. And no, Moe Eubleck is not my shadow self. He is my logo. Much like Jim Davis and Garfield. Simple as that.
Did you create Moe's World as a  means of expressing your innermost desires and wishes and by doing so creating a universe of everlasting peace and beauty?
The universe is already beautiful. But its much nicer with Moe in it. :P. Imagine....a world without Moe.
Describe yourself in one sentance:
When Moe was 9, Moe vaccumed his room with a book and some scotch tape.
How do you support your family?
Moe is a stay home daddy. Moe cooks, cleans, changes diapers, helps to educate his children. Moe  also enjoys home deco. Mrs Moe works for the government.Being in an time of crisis, Moe cannot say what branch. Im a sure you understand. If you think Moe is a bum, who mooches off his wife, then you would do humanity a great justice by falling in a deep hole.
What is your philosophy in life?
Moe's philosophy in life is to have no philosophy in life. Why limit yourself to one perspective? Especially if its just some fortune cookie, cereal box slogan.One philosophy is only one way and you can't learn everything from one teacher.
What got you involved in the martial arts to begin with?
Im not going to lie. Im not gonna say , " Moe was searching for the answer to life's mysteries." Infact, there really isnt very much that is mysterious anymore.  All it really came down to was that Moe's inner neanderthal was underdeveloped. Moe wanted to learn how to give someone a good pounding and then afterwards, beat on our chest . Moe has come a long way since then. Now we beat on furniture.
What martial art works best in a real fight?
The one that gets Moe home safely.
Why did you create theater of doom? And why did you kill David hasslehoff on it?
Moe doesnt yet know why he creates the strange things he does. Nor does he understand the reasons behind his strange antics. But one thing is for certain:  There is only one room for one Moe in this world.
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