Jordan 101 Test

   Are you a Jordan Jocker or Joker?






10 questions to test your Jordan IQ. Please click and drag to highlight the answers.

1. What is Jordan's middle name ?

This is a realllll easy one. His middle name is Jeffrey. If you don't know this, then either you just got out of that U.S. Naval Base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba OR you're just a plain dumbass twit.

2. What is Jordan's birthdate ?

17th of February. Another easy one. Most Jordan fans should know this. It's three days after Valentine day (14th February) for you geeks who don't have a girlfriend out there.


3. What is MJ's career highest score ?

Career highest score is 69 at Cleveland on Mar 28, 1990. Bulls won that game 118-117.

4. What size shoes does Jordan wear ?

Money wears size US13.5 Air Jordans. But this was disputed by Jerry Krause who said that Michael wears US13.


5. Who dunked on Jordan ?

Larry Jordan dunked on Jordan. Larry is Michael's older brother and back in family's backyard basketball court in Wilmington, Michael got dunked on by Larry (5'7" tall) in their many one-on-one encounters. Larry was kicking Michael's arse in basketball and it wasn't until Jordan hit 5'11" as a high school sophomore, that things turned around and Michael was kicking Larry's arse.

If you said John Starks, well, it's tough one. Back in the 1991-92 Playoffs, Starks elevated from the right baseline and dunked on Horace Grant and,.... Jordan. Umm, Jordan was behind Horace when Starks elevated. So technically Jordan was not dunked on by Starks.

Kobe dunking on Jordan. What!! Are you crazy. Jordan is smart enough not to attempt blocking Kobe's dunk. Did you see any Wizards game where Kobe dunked on Jordan? Let us know, OK.

5 really tough questions. Only true Jordan-jockers will pass this test.

6. When was the first time Air Jordan's I's were worn in a game ?

MJ wore his red-and-black Air Jordan I's on Nov 17, 1984 in a game against the Sixers and Dr. J.

7. How old was Jordan when he got his first bike ?

15 years old. Michael was begging his parents for a bike for a loooonnnng time. James & Deloris couldn't afford it but finally bought Michael his own bike when he was 15 years old. Michael was so overjoyed that he spent the entire day riding his Red Schwinn and not allowing his brothers and sisters a ride on it. It was his bike and nobody was getting on it.

8. Which days of the week does Jordan shave his head ?

Every Tuesday and Friday.

9. What was Jordan's first car ?

Michael got his first car, a 1977 Pontiac Grand Prix, when he was a college sophomore.

10. Which chapel did Michael and Juanita Vanoy hold their wedding in ?

The Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas at 1301 Las Vegas Boulevard, South, Las Vegas, NV 89104 on Labour Day weekend 1989.

10 of 10. Perfect score. You must be Michael Jordan.
8 to 9. You're a Jordan Jocker. You dream Michael Jordan 24/7. You have the videos, books, magazines, shoes, cards, autos and even built a website tribute for him.
5 to 7. At school, teachers always wrote "could've done better if he worked harder" on your report card. You just a great Jordan fan.
2 to 4. You think you know a lot about Jordan but you actually don't. You need to spend more time checking out this website.
0 to 1. You're a Jordan Joker. You haven't got a clue who Michael Jordan is. That 1 correct answer you got was a fluke.