Please Come Home For Christmas 
Bells will be ringing the sad sad news 
Oh what a Christmas to have the blues 
My baby's gone I have no friends 
To wish me greetings once again 
Choirs will be singing Silent Night 
Christmas carols by candle light 
Please come home for Christmas 
Please come home for Christmas 
If not for Christmas by New Years night 
Friends and relations send salutations 
Sure as the stars shine above 
But this is Christmas 
Yeah, it's Christmas my dear 
It's the time of year to be with the one you love 
So won't you tell me 
You'll never more roam 
Christmas and New Year 
Will find you home 
There'll be no more sorrow 
No grief and pain 
And I'll be happy, happy, once again 
Ooo, there'll be no more sorrow 
No grief and pain 
And I'll be happy, Christmas, once again

Funky New Year 
Went to a party just last night 
Wanted to bring the year in right 
Woke up this morning I don't know how 
Last night I was a happy man, but the way I feel right now 
It's gonna be a FUNKY NEW YEAR 
FUNKY NEW YEAR 
Ooo, Ahh, got to be a FUNKY NEW YEAR 
FUNKY NEW YEAR 
Can't remember when I ever felt worse 
Nothing matters and everything hurts 
They were passin' round the bottle, 
made me feel brand new 
Trouble with the new man he wants a hit too, 
hit me FUNKY NEW YEAR 
FUNKY NEW YEAR 
Oooooo, it's a FUNKY NEW YEAR 
FUNKY NEW YEAR 
FUNKY NEW YEAR 
FUNKY NEW YEAR 
Lord, mmm, FUNKY NEW YEAR 
Nurse I'm worse 
FUNKY NEW YEAR 
I got to perk up a little 
FUNKY NEW YEAR 
My hair hurts 
FUNKY NEW YEAR, FUNKY NEW YEAR, FUNKY NEW YEAR
FUNKY NEW YEAR, FUNKY NEW YEAR 
A party baby 
Never again 
FUNKY NEW YEAR, FUNKY NEW YEAR 
Who's shoes are these?
FUNKY NEW YEAR, FUNKY NEW YEAR 
Party hardy baby 
FUNKY NEW YEAR, FUNKY NEW YEAR 
What year is this anyway?