too many sandwiches

shopping spree for the family tree
haven't seen your family tree in quite a while
too many sandwiches and wine
sherry stains down your
best mans tie
what a speech

the band arrives the granny's cry
the singer's tongue's in the bar maids' mouth
what a voice
grandpa drank a drop or two
his head's still sunk in the portaloo
what a man

you bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast 
the disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
you got a diamond ring and the man who sings
the man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
and that's just tonight

the blue rinsed hairs lift up the chairs
the band's too loud they're off down stairs
what a noise
the bride and groom they dance their dance 
the singer mimes there's still a chance
the bar maid smiles

you bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast 
the disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
you got a diamond ring and the man who sings
the man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
and that's just tonight

Na na na, na na na, na na na
Na na na, na na na

you bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast 
the disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
you got a diamond ring and the man who sings
the man who sings made love to the barmaid twice

oh, grandpa drank a drop or two
head's still sunk in the portaloo again
the bride and groom they dance their dance 
the singer mimes there's still a chance tonight
the bar maid smiles