Alison Main's Writings!
I've had two novels
published and about eight plays produced by the BBC, The Traverse, at the
Fringe, etc. If you want to see my writing CV, you can click
here
I set up this webpage to help me get a literary agent in February 2005 and finally got an agent for a book I finished in August/September of 2006. The agent is that man of great taste and perspicacity, Mr James Bond. Basically, I sent out hundreds of emails, using the webpage Everyone Who Is Anyone ...
So the job of this webpage is really done, but I'll leave five novels on this page (which can be downloaded of course and
stuck into ringbinders if you want a free novel), and a kind of novel/travel
book as well as a play I wrote a couple of years ago. This hasn't been
produced yet.
I will write notes along with this material which will
give an idea of how it originated, whether I've tried to sell it
before,etc.
I'm very happy for anyone who wants to look at this stuff to download it for free, but although the page gets hit about nine ten times a week, I have no idea if anyone is downloading stuff. So if you download something, it would be really nice if you'd click here and let me know.
I've been writing a blog about this page to detail any progress with this writing business. Since I've now got an agent, I'll be blogging mainly about being a vajrayana buddhist and my experience of bliss, ecstasy, etc., through meditation. So if you want to have a look at the blog, click here
NOVELS
ALMA
MATER
I wanted to avoid working when I left university and started
learning to write by writing this book about ...university. I did the last
re-write when I was in my early thirties. I was too busy with other things to
hustle it just then and thought I might take another look at it when I was in
my forties, but never got round to it. I have sent it to one publisher about
ten years ago. That's all.
It's about the last two years of a final
honours degree course at Edinburgh University in the early 70s. It's got quite
a bit of drugs and sex in it and could do well if called DRUG TESTS. It was
written about 15 years before Trainspotting, but apart from the use of Scots,
it's in the same ball park area. Except about students. But not, I suspect,
quite as wonderful!
This book is 74,000 words long and lasts for 161
pages. Although not always working full time, it took about six years out of
my writing life. The first draft was half a million words long!
If you
want to have a look at the novel, click here
BOMBER
This is a kind of noir thriller about blowing up the government,
taking tons of drugs and speaking to your dead girlfriend. It's got a very
strong plotline.
I started work on this idea in 1980 when I was a doing
a post-grad in librarianship at Strathclyde university. Then I adapted the
plot for the stage and the book was done as a play at the Traverse Theatre in
1989. I also re-wrote it then, but didn't think it was quite ready. I re-wrote
and updated it last summer.
The only agent I sent it to was Lindy King
who is the agent for Ewan McGregor. The part was made for Ewan McGregor. I've
sent the first chapter to one other agent recently, and that's it. This book
should find a publisher and surely will some day.
It is 46,506 words
long and lasts for 190 pages.
If you want to have a look at the novel,
click here
ANCIENT FUTURES
The reason why I didn't get the novel of BOMBER ready when it was
on at the theatre was because I went to Australia for a year. While there, I
started this. It's really a sword and sandals epic about the middle east, oil,
etc., except it's set in a fictionalised locale (some of which looks like West
Australia!). It's an adventure story, a romance with a hero, hubris, the
works.
I had no idea what to do with this when I'd finished it. I was
just delighted it was finished as it took three years to complete. I think I
sent it out to two or three publishers then forgot about it. Make a good
movie!
Ancient Futures is 69,136 words long and lasts for 319
pages.
If you want to have a look at the novel, click here
THE REAL McCOY
I tried really hard to get this book published when I wrote it,
and failed. Sent it to every publisher in Britain. I'd just had a book
published by Mainstream Publishing which was due to be paperbacked by Fontana.
I'd had that book adapted for Monday Night Theatre on Radio 4 and hoped for
the same with this project. Monday Night Theatre took the adaptation alright,
(it got the best review in the Scotsman I've ever seen for a radio play!) but
I couldn't get anyone to go for the book when I wrote that later.
I
wrote the radio play first and if you strip the dialogue from this novel,
you've got the play almost intact! I wrote the book at a time when I was very
happy and it's a favourite of mine.
Jacob Merryweather has been brought
up in a colony of religious people in South America, but upon reaching
maturity has to go back to the United States to have a personal encounter with
God. Getting caught up in a rivalry between two brothers, Jacob ends up as a
candidate for the Presidency. The book starts with an assassination attempt on
Jacob, which he has planned. He's between life and death and talking to God at
the beginning and the story is told in flashbacks from that point.
The
Real McCoy is 35,970 words long and lasts for 161 pages.
If you want a
look, click here
THE BUDDHA AND THE BIG BAD WOLF
In 1997 I had a novel called ARE YOU BOYS CYCLISTS? published by
Serpent's Tail. With the money I got from that, I decided to go on a Buddhist
pilgrimage to Nepal and India. This resulted in The Buddha and the Big Bad
Wolf, which is a difficult book to categorise ... a novel, travel book, and
Buddhist primer. It's also supposed to be quite funny!
Element Books
had agreed to publish this book, and I had done the first set of re-writes
when the company went bust.
If you want to have a look at the novel,
click here
LIGHT IN THE DARK
When Element Books hit the buffers, I was left high and dry in
full time gainful employment. Only now, four years later, have I managed to go
half time.
Since I was working as a school librarian, I started trying
to write kidbooks i.e. books for the kids I was stamping books out for anyway.
I thought the trouble with books for this age group was the lack of really
strong story lines.
If you want to see a synopsis of Light in the Dark
click here.
When I finished this book, I was amazed that I couldn't get anyone in
the business to look at it. Finally, I realised that sending books in the
field straight to publishers is a waste of time, but I only ever got two or
three agents to have a look at the two kidsbooks I wrote.
However, I
did get plenty of kids to read this and the one I wrote afterwards (BUGTOWN).
To make their reactions genuine, I told them that the books were written by
Alison Main, a fictional writer. Some of the best experiences I've had in
writing have been getting the folders and questionnaires back from kids with
beaming, smiling faces.
At one point, everyone who came to my school
and could manage a Harry Potter was offered either one or both of these books.
They've been extensively roadtested and kids really like them!! I was amazed
at how much some kids liked them!! When I couldn't get anywhere with Light in
the Dark, I wrote another kidsbook, thinking if I'd written two (with my
background of published stuff) then I'd surely get agents to look it. No way.
What a business! I think over three years I managed to get two agents to look
at Light in the Dark and maybe the same for BUGTOWN. So I gave
up.
If you want to have a look at the novel, click here
BUGTOWN
I wrote Light in the Dark as a bit of a labour of love. It is very
strongly influenced by Tibetan Buddhism, which I'm very interested in. Light
in the Dark is a book which was particularly liked by the dreaded group:
twelve year old boys. I wanted BUGTOWN to be enjoyed by a wider sweep of kids
so I wrote it with tons of humour and about the kinds of things that kids like
and which were "in the air." This is the way Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was
created and that swept the world. Of course, I couldn't get anywhere with this
either though kids liked it even more than they liked Light in the
Dark.
If you want to see a synopsis of BUGTOWN click here
If
you want to have a look at the novel click here
A PLAY
JOCK TAMSON'S HALF HEARTED
TRANSFORMATION
I stopped trying to write radio drama about 1991 and only wrote
one more play a couple of years later. I sent it to the Traverse and they
(under a different artistic director from the one who commissioned me) didn't
want it. So I sent it to a couple of regional theatres and when they didn't
want it, that was the end of playwriting for me!
Jock Tamson's is a
black comedy reminiscent of Orton and Beckett. I knew before I wrote this play
that it probably wouldn't be performed, but I was dying to write it and I was
very happy with the results. It's a cracking script.
It's a play about
greed, anger, ignorance and exploitation.
If you want to read it click
here
Thanks
very much for bothering to look at this page. If anyone wants to contact me,
click here