Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

Gosh no! I'd rather buy a nifty new hat or make some jello!
No, but I occasionally burn myself or pierce my flesh with various sharp objects... What? It's fun.
Yes. I have many.
I have one tattoo but that's it. Lots of piercings or tattoos are for major freaks.

You've been offered a million bucks to do one of the following. Which would you choose?

Eat jello everyday for a year.
Stay in your house without stepping one foot outside for an entire year.
Shave your head.
Jog 4 miles everyday for a year.

What do you eat for breakfast?

Cheesies and marshmallows. They're yummy! Whee!
I don't eat breakfast. I find starvation fascinating and avoid consuming food whenever possible.
Something unhealthy.
A good balanced breakfast. Orange juice, cereal, grapefruit, .etc

How does the general public respond to you?

Little kids point and laugh at me and their parents usually tell them to get away from me... I think I scare the grown-ups.
I lurk in the shadows...I shun contact with others. I spend the majority of my time online...luring unsuspecting victims...I mean! Chatting with people who have the same interests as me! :-/
People stare at me and comment amongst themselves on my clothes and/or jewellery. They don't say anything to me though—they're too scared I'll bash their brains in with a baseball bat.
Most people don't notice me. I blend and I'd like to keep it that way.

Someone attacks you in a dark alley. How do you respond?

Flail your arms and scream "For the love of God! Someone help me! He's destroying my hat!"
Allow your attacker to beat you up for a few precious moments and enjoy the pain before you gut them like a fish with your hunting knife.
Attack me? Haha. That's funny.
I wouldn't be walking in a dark alley! Gee, don't you know that's dangerous?

What do you think of children?

Oh they're neato! I want lots and lots and lots of little babies so we can make jello together!
Children are vile, horrible little creatures.
Bah. They're okay. I'm just not a kid person.
When I meet the right person I plan on getting married, settling down and having two, maybe three kids.

You're most likely to dream about:

Running in a field of marshmallows.
Drowning in a sea of blood.
Meeting Anton LaVey and having a cup of coffee.
Walking into school/work completely naked.

Your favorite word?

Nifty or neato.
Slaughter or sheep.
Piercing or tattoo.
Cool or awesome.

How would you describe your sleeping schedule?

Sleeping schedule? What's that?
I sleep through the day and do everything at night.
I try to maintain a normal sleeping schedule but sometimes I have trouble getting to bed at night or waking up in the morning.
I go to bed by 11:00 pm, wake up at 7:00 am.



This quiz was created by Eliza.

And for christ's sake, not that I should have to say this but... you shouldn't take this test or the results personally. This test was designed to kill boredom, not to offend and if you take this stuff seriously, then you really are fucked in the head!