Let's All Go To Rioz!!


 

  Ardrossan belongs to Big John Kyle.
Welcome to the on-line, interactive version of the Scottish ghost-town tuned-up for the 21st Century in the timeless digital crypt of cider-space.

In a messed-up virtual box-car passing the Old Engine Sheds at 190mph ......

Welcome to the Wino's Guide to Ardrossan.

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How Did I Get Here? 

This site includes absurd wit, psychotic conjecture and intravenous sarcasm. A rose-tinted memory of a town long ago - it's not. Hopefully, Some people may be offended by shattered ideology and occasional feisty language.
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