Zelda's Night Club!
Hello and welcome to Zelda's Night Club, the most intense Zelda humor site on the web! If your looking for anything serious then your not gonna find it here so get lost! All of you "sane" people who like to laugh then stay and have the time of your life, just remember to strap yourself in before the ride...
Links
Humor
- We will not be held responsible for any physical or mental damage caused by viewing this section.
- Links to all the other good mentally derranged Zelda sites.
All or any part of Zelda's Night club is most probably protected by copyright law (whatever that says) and if anybody/thing/whatever you are wants to steal any part of this site then You will have to e-mail me and ask permission or risk being hunted down like a dog, squirrel or any other animal of your choice.
If you have any comments, suggestions or any other stuff like that then e-mail me at linkrocks4ever@yahoo.co.uk and tell me what you think of my site.
By the way, Zelda's Night Club does not mean offend Nintendo or Zelda in any way, its just for a laugh!
Zelda's Night Club was created on  the  5/12/01
Right now Zelda's Night Club is under heavy construction at the moment so many of the features may not be avaidable at the moment so stick with me and soon enough everything will come here, in fact by the time you read this I could have updated the site, what are you waiting for? refresh!
Updates
Wow!
People have visited my site! I feel so honered...
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28/8/02
With the inspiration of the Temple O' Trunks (DBZ fansite, please don't sue!) I have written a new section, A Day In The Life Of A Link Fanatic, this hightlights what it's like to be a hardcore gamer for all you 'wannabes''.  ANY FEEDBACK WILL BE VERY APPRECIATED. It's coming up to Zelda's Night Club's first birthday and i've had NO E-Mails congratulating me or anything! E-Mails would encourage me to carry on, your advice would help me on my way to success, your idea's would enlighten the world ( or the part of it that reads this ) So thanks. for reading. And until next time. Ciao!
29/8/02
And todays cheerse go to, Rondard. Thanks go to him as we will be adding a few new sections to the site written by him. Great stuff! We've got the first interview in the humour section. So go on, what're you waiting for?
29/9/02
Thanks to Rondard (and me, for getting off my backside), we have more additions to
What Could You Buy At A Hylian Shop. Also, I put up another of his wonderful interviews. Interview With Navi. Arguably more funny than the owl one :)
There is a lot of stuff that Rondard has written for me to put up. I wont have to write anything for ages :D
Until next time, Bye!!!
30/9/02
I have now put up the Interview With Ganondorf and the Interview with Link. Both written by that ever so gifted Rondard. I salute you.
Random Sayings - Not really Zelda related, I admit. These are mostly in-jokes, and most people might not                               get them...
23/11/02
Anyone who says I aint updating enough can shut up right here, right now as i've added the Who Shot Ruto and Hyrule Castle legacys...now GET OFF MY BACK.
On an unrelated note I actually got some mail complenting my site recently. Can you imagine? I was so excited!!! Until I read it and found out it was a sleazy add.
I don't care what your selling, what will make instant toast, what magical invention will allow me to go back in time, I DON'T CARE!
But I still want mail from the rest of you! So hurry up and send send send!!!
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