Kaunakakai Mayor, My Eye! (Larry W. Jones 02/14/2003) (song#1054)

Well I let the old geezer try his best to please her
But she didn't listen to all his lies
And now the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai
Is trying to get the apple of my eye. (the apple of my eye)

I know that all the guys on the island try
To ask her out when the stars come out at night
But that cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai
Better not let me out of sight

He better start paddlin'
His big canoe out across the bay
Or else I'll be a-straddlin'
His cockeyed head to his dismay

Now I can let the old geezer try his best to please her
And I can let all the guys on the island try
But my wahini is the apple of my eye
She's not the girl for that cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai

He better start paddlin'
His big canoe out across the bay
Or else I'll be a-straddlin'
His cockeyed head to his dismay

Now I can let the old geezer try his best to please her
And I can let all the guys on the island try
But my wahini is the apple of my eye
She's not the girl for that cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai 
Kaunakakai mayor, my eye!