This is my quotes page. How lovely. It's got quotes by me,
friends, and family, along with stupid comments fom me about them.
Aren't you impressed? Yes, you are.
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"I'm
so glad I don't live in anime." - Thadd, while watching the exploits
of poor Parn of Lodoss War fame.
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"I've
become a shamaness." - Parn, dressed up as Deedlit. You know,
Deed looks rather better in Parn's clothes than Parn does, dressed
as a girly elf.
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"Look,
if I squeeze it, fire comes out!" - Myself, on discovery of this
interesting property of sausages grilling on the barbecue.
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"Gregor,
that probably hurt your bony ass a lot more than mine." - ChrisP
{nooo, like "crispy"} in reference to swings.
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"Like,
you could say that Josh only likes Gregor 'cause he's good in bed."
- ChrisP on hypothetical nasty rumours. {Interestingly,
this particular hypothetical rumour reflects on Chris as much as on the
other two.}
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"You
feel another Logrus tentacle touch you.
"Oo, fondle it!"
- An exchange between Josh {Who runs an instance of the Amber RPG}
and Chris, who plays it. This may only be funny to those who've
been exposed to our generations of dirty tentacle jokes, though.
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"You're
getting very close to angering me.
{With genuine curiosity} "Oh,
I haven't done it yet?" - Josh and Gregor. Simply classic Gregor.
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"Hey,
we should hand out steak knives in playgrounds!" - Chris.
I have no idea what inspired this outburst, though it did occur while
we were sitting outside, watching some small children playing, after
a particularly strenuous game of Throw-Frisbees-at-each-other-maniacally.
That is quite a game.
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"I
have a question. It would be helpful if you just answered it,
because I forgot it." - Gregor being Gregor.
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"I
stopped cleaning my room when I realized I only had four years left
of high school." - Thadd in reference to cleaning rooms. By
god, his abode is a place of terror. I've not once been able to identify
where his room's walls actually begin, piled as they are with heaps of miscellaneous
debris.
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"Oh crap
in my hat!" - Matt Pagano in calc, having just noticed he did something
completely abysmally wrong. This is only funny because Paglet is never
without his hat.
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"Oh, I didn't
realize ambae means both! *muffled chuckling across the classroom*"
- An anonymous monument to the dirty minds of Latin students.
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"Josh, I
don't know whether to cry or throw up." - Our Latin teacher Mr. Gut
after having recieved a 4 foot diameter Skittle. Gutkowski has a legendary
hatred of Skittles. Even now, this monstrosity sits in front of the
classroom, challenging us all to come up with something better.
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"Is that
a boob or a pec?" - Kerry X has trouble with someone's gender.
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"Go suck
a chicken." - Dude, Josh, that is damn gross.
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"It makes
me feel like I have hair again." - Mr. Gut, our favorite shiny-headed
Latin teacher, in reference to his new plant, Frons Rogainius.
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In response
to the question "Why don't you have a grotesque-looking arm or appendage?"
, ChrisP suggested that Gregor answer, "It's in my pants!"
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"If we combine a trip to Home Depot with a trip to Petsmart, we can do anything!" - Rebecca, concerning nothing in particular.
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"I'm not used to drinking things that move..." - Rebecca, concerning soda.
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Unfortunately, that's the end. Having not seen
many of my other friends in quite some time, or due to their lack of loquacity,
my page of quotes still feels weak and incomplete.
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