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Wednesdat, June 2, 2004

I'm on this new health kick where I'm eating really unhealthy but only between situps. We'll see how it goes. I have the hickups right now, what gets rid of that? It's really annoying and painful. Speakly of annoying, Logan is out of school for the summer so now everyday he wants to go to McDonald's and pretend to be pirates. I don't know where he's getting his vocabulary from but this evening while we were eating our dinner he pulled a bone from his chicken and said, "I have the sternum." What kind of 6 year old knows what a sternum is? I blame this behavior on my constant pressure to make him read and watch the news with me rather than cartoons. Now I've ruined him. When he's 26 he'll blame me for not having a childhood. And today for lunch, he wanted an adult happy meal with a salad. Not normal. I don't know what I'm going to do with him. He doesn't even like chocolate!! In the last week we've knocked out his two front teeth. Last night he made me pull his tooth out. When I was a kid I wouldn't let anyone go near my mouth. I don't know where he gets his trusting abilities but he didn't learn it from me. He's the same way in the pool. He started swimming lessons on Monday and he's not afraid of the water at all. That he did get from me. I haven't spent much time in the pool lately. I've been sick mostly and staying indoors. I don't get it. I've been sick so much in the last 5 months. I need to get a job soon because unemployment does not agree with me. But it's not so hopeless anymore. I'm up for 2 positions right now and one in particular seems like I will get the call back. It's so weird because the night before they called me in to interview, I was franticly running around the house packing because I was just going to call Shannon and move to Houston with her and work somewhere downtown. But that's not what I really want to do so I'm really glad the Galveston jobs are starting to come around. Good for me.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004

---THE PERSONAL STUFF---

1. What is your name? The future Mrs. Shannon Pagoda Three Hole Wagner
2. How tall are you? Tall enough to turn Tom Cruise down.
3. When is your birthday? July 14, the best independences day in the world.
4. Do you have any siblings? 3 brothers and 2 sisters. I'm the youngest and cutest.
5. What's your favorite kind of music? Showtunes!
6. What's your favorite kind of food? Taco Salad.
7. Where were you born? Texas City, Nevada
8. What color are your eyes? Sexy Brown.
9. What color is your hair? Gorgeous Red.
10. What size shoe do you wear? Large.
---THE BETTER STUFF--- 11. What are you planning on doing tonight? Well, I'm recording the friends that was on last week because I missed it and the dateline special on friends that's come on after. And while that's recording I'm watching American Idol and the season finally of the OC. I'm also playing with the kitty. Logan got a new kitty and we named it Harvard Harrison Marshall.
12. What are you planning on doing for the weekend? Well Saturday is Michelle and I's anniversary but she has plans that are taking her out of town. So I will most likely be in bed because I've been really sick since last weekend and it's not going away.
13. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? In David Hasselhoff's love shack.
14. If you could visit anywhere, where would it be? Hogwarts.
15. If someone gave you $1000 dollars, what would you do with it? Pay the house payment.
16. Where do you work? I'm too over qualified to work...apparently.
17. Where do you go to school? I don't. And I'm getting dumb.
18. If you were stranded on a desert island, what's one thing you couldn't do without? Rum.
19. If you could only have one person on your island, who would it be? Attaway. And I would make him dance for me.
20. If you could have dinner with one person, living or dead, who would it be? I want to schedule a lunch with Jesus and George W. Bush. I wouldn't even have to be there, but I would definitely want to watch.

---THE BEST STUFF---

21. Who's the last person who saw you cry? Why? My Mom. Because I've been sick all week and those kodak comericals really are sad.
22. What do you look for in the opposite sex? Mostly a penis.
23. Have you ever been in love? Yes. In fact, I wrote a little poem about it...

My Phallic Lover

You're the train inside my tunnel
You're the finger in my glove
You're the gear stick in my gearbox
My god this must be love

You're the drill inside my cavity
You're the handle in my broom
The lead that fills my pencil
I'm your gate and you're my boom

You're the carrot in my crisper
You're the ladder to my loft
You're the pistol in my holster
Mind you don't go off!

You're the sword inside my scabbard
The sausage in my hotdog
You're the French stick in my basket
You're my snake and I'm your log

You're the eel that swims my waterhole
The utensil in my drawers
You're the cork that seals my bottle
Yes it's you that I adore

In my engine you're the piston
You're the toothpaste in my tube
The zucchini in my fettuccini
Oh I'm so in love with you

You're the rat inside my drainpipe
You're the log that burns my fire
The banana in my smoothie
Yes it's you that I desire

You're the bottle in my cooler
The plunger in my loo
Your torpedo fills my submarine
Yes my darling I love you

You are my phallic lover
We are a perfect fit
I'd like to do some things with you
If you'd be up to it?

So take me back to your place
And we can have some fun
It feels just right to hold you tight
As we two become as one.

24. What was the last embarrassing thing you've done? 1993...it was a stylish haircut at the time.
25. What's the best thing that's happened to you recently? I got new bangs!
26. What's the best thing that's happened to you ever? This question makes me sad.
27. What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? I had siblings.
28. What's your dream car? I want a mini.
29. What's the worst pain you've ever been in? Way back when I had brothers.
30. Who is the one person you tell everything to? It's none of your damn
business.

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Sunday, April 11, 2004

I'm missing college and my friends so I thought I would put up some pictures to stare and reminisce.

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Sunday, March 7, 2004

1. What is your full name? Crystal P. Sherman

2. Nicknames: Mr. Bojingles.

3. Sex: I was born a girl but then I felt more like a boy so I had a sex change where I learned that as a boy, I have a small penis...so I changed back.

4. Where do you live?: Texas

5. What school do you attend?: The school of hard knocks. I done gots my degree now I's in the real world.

6. Siblings and their ages? I don't really know anymore. Most of them are in their 30s. Can you imagine being that old and all the hair that comes with it?

7. Pets: Poseidon and Amadeus...they are fish.

8. Righty or Lefty: I'm not in 3rd grade. We can call it left or right handed. But yes, I am a righty.

*********YOUR LOOKS*********

9. Hair color: I don't want to answer anymore questions.

10. Eye color: My stomach hurts.

11. Height: I could use a shower too.

12. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Did anyone else watch the big fat fiance guy thing? That was hilarious!

13. Do you have any piercing? I wish that Sugarland was really a land of sugar.

14. Where do you want more if you do? I wish I had one of those tivo things.

15. Do u have any tattoos?: I have this weird rash on my foot.

17. Do you wear any rings?: I was suppose to go see the 3rd Lord of the Rings movie with Shannon but she's a straight trippin biotch and flaked out on me.

18. Do you have a certain fashion you follow?: I think being naked as many hours in the day as possible, is the best way to go about beating the infection.

19. If yes, what fashion is that? Being naked...did you not pick up on that?

*********JUST LATELY*************** >>>>>

20. How are you today? I've been sick for almost 2 weeks. And I have these nightmares about farmers and their hoes.

21. What pants are you wearing right now? A very curture pair of PJ pants with suns and moons.

22. What shirt are you wearing right now? I'm wearing my 'Mary is My Homegirl' t-shirt. And she is...she really is.

23. What underwear are you wearing right now? Monogramed boycuts...just in case someone were to need help remember what my name is.

24. What does your hair look like at the moment? Fabulous! Its sort of in a 40s inspired updo.

25. What song are u listening to right now? I'm not listen to music but rather watching ER.

26. What was the last thing you ate? McDonalds nuggets.

28. Last person u talked to on the phone: Michelle called in the middle of my belly dancing.

29. Last Dream you can remember: I was trying to take a nap about noon time today and I finally fell asleep and I dreamt that someone was messing with my feet trying to wake me up to tell me that my Mom was on her way to see my Aunt Linda. I had to think about for a minute but my Aunt Linda is most definitely dead so I woke up to make sure my mom was still alive and of course she was so then I continued with the nap.

30. Who are you talking to right now?: No one. No one interesting is online. Just Donnie. 31. What time is it? 7:14pm on a tuesday. But to be honest, I'm filling out about 5 questions at a time so this survey is taking weeks to do.

************More about YOU!*****************

32. What are the last four digits of your phone number? I don't want to share that information for fear of someone actually calling.

33. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Grey.

34. Have you ever almost died? Once today already. Just a word of advice. Never get in the car with my Mom if avoidable.

35. Do you like the person that sent you this? Michelle's cool. We don't agree on a single thing politically or otherwise but I think we'll probably end up voting for the same person on American Idol.

36. How do u eat an Oreo: I don't eat oero's. But if I did, I would twist them apart and then eat the creamiest side first. Okay sometimes I eat them.

37. What makes you happy? Solitude. I don't like being around other people. Other people are usually not as fun as me.

38. What's the next CD you are going to buy? I was thinking Maroon 5 or the No Doubt Singles.

39. What religion/denomination are you? I've been about everything. I'm a member of the Lutheran church but my current religious interest is Judaism.

40. What's the best advice ever given to you? "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." --Dumbledore

41. Have you ever won any special awards?: I have a ribbon hanging in my closet because I can dress myself.

42. What are your future goals? I'm going to marry a doctor and adopt children from russia. Well, that or be the cat lady in the neighborhood.

43. Do you like to dance? I like it but it doesn't come for free.

44. Worst sickness you ever had? Probably the upper respiratory infection I had when I lived in the dorms.

45. What's the stupidest thing you ever did? Not accept a TDCJ job in Huntsville.

46. What's your favorite memory? I was thinking about Andrew a few days ago and reminiscing the good times. No one else has ever dropped their pants for me in the street. The cop was nice about it.

47. If you could change one thing about yourself? I would be rich and half hispanic and not poor and pasty.

WHERE IS NUMBER 48??????

49. How many kids do you want to have? I'm fine with 0 or 6...just as long as my husband can afford them. No one should have a kid if they can't take care of it. And currently, I can barely take care of myself.

50. son's name?: Either Malcolm Amadeus or Seamus Alejandro

51. Daughter's?: Either Maia Amelie or Sophia Ginevra

52. Do you do drugs? This last week I've been huffed up on a combo of Tylenol, Robbitusin, and other select drugs. Oh, and poppy seeds.

53. Do you smoke? No. Smoking is skanky and for the skanky people. And with a sore throat you can't be a good skank so I quit.

54. Do you drink? Not really. It's more like a chore.

55. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? ThermaSilk. I've used it for 4 years now and when I run out and I have to borrow someone elses, my hair is gross. So I'm sticking with the thermasilk.

56. What sport do you hate the most? I just don't get the big deal with Golf. It's like hockey for old guy with knee injuries.

57. What are you most scared of? People running up behind me and screaming "BOO"!!

58. How many TV's do you have in your house? 4...4 people live there so it's like having your own toothbrush and bed, you get issued your own tv....almost like prison...

59. Do you have your own phone line or cell phone? I do but I don't have an actually phone hooked up to it. Just an answering machine. I'm serious about not wanting to talk to most people.

60. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? My stuffed animals and I have come to an arrangement. Now that I am an adult we can't 'sleep' together anymore but we are still friends so they sleep near by just in case I get lonely.

61. Have you ever broken/sprained/or fractered a bone: Not my own bones but I'm sure I've played a part in other peoples injuries.

62. What do you dream about?: I'm always getting ready to go somewhere but I never actually get there.

63. Who do you tell your dreams too? No body cares, least of all me.

64. Who's the quietest friend? Definitely Ying. She just got a boyfriend and we like to tease her about it because she gets so embarassed. It's cute like a puppy kind of cute.

**********Just qUestIOns*************

65. Is cheerleading a sport? Sports aren't decided on by judges but rather actual points scored. No one would call a Cardiac workout a sport, it's an aerobic activity. Race car driving, now that's a sport!

66. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Ask Lil' Kim. I think she's the only one that has actually tested it.

*******YOU and LOVE************************

67. Do you believe in Love? Love is an emotion. I love my fish, my favorite pair of socks, etc. So yes love is a true emotion.

68. Do you have a secret crush: I have a crush on one of the doctors I met while Logan was in the hospital.

70. If yes, who is it: But I also have a crush on someone else...

71. Did you send this to your crush? No but I do have his email...

72. Do you believe in Love at first sight? I loved my socks the moment I first laid eyes on them.

73. Where would you like to go on your honemoon? Italy or France.

74. What song do you want played at your wedding? I want the Elvis impersonator to sing 'Fools Rush In'.

75. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Ring or no ring, lab coat length and whether or not the belt matches the shoes.

76. Longest crush? Jeffery Jude, yeah that's not a real name.

77. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Not really. But I am prone to wait a while to see if anything develops.

78. Do you find yourself attractive? I'm flat out hot.

79.Do you find yourself ugly? Only when I'm pasty.

************Which is worse:***************

80. Making out with Marilyn Mason or Rob Zombie? Rob Zombie..but it was hard to choose.

81. Having your tonsils or appendix removed? tonsils

*********ON GUYS FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT (for girls only)*******

82. good or bad guy: I'm the bad girl so he has to be the good guy...unless he wants to play it naughty.

83. hat or no hat: no hat

84. Boxers or briefs: just as long as they are clean

85. Long or short hair: Just not bald...I hate bald heads.

86. Curly or straight: curly if possible.

87. Tall or short: Tall..6 footish.

88. Six pack or muscular arms? I think I like strong arms more.

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