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Kitty Katta's QfGlorifications
This is the page for all my QfGlorifications. QfGlorifications are lyrics to mostly popular songs rewritten with Quest For Glory themes.
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50 Ways To Beat A Monster (50 Ways To Leave Your Lover, Paul Simon)
A
A Jar of Honey (A Taste of Honey, The Beatles)
A Long Night’s Thread (A Hard Day's Night, The Beatles)
A Piece of You (Close To You, The Carpenters)
All Quests Must End (All Things Must Pass, George Harrison, All Things Must Pass)
All The Way To Tarna [you're gonna be hero] (All The Way To Reno [you're gonna be a star], REM)
All You Need Is Goo (The Beatles)
Agility And Thievery (Ebony And Ivory, Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder, Tug of War)
Ann Agrama (Barbara Ann, The Beach Boys)
Arti (Josie, Steely Dan, AJA, 1977)
B
Baba (Wa Wa, George Harrison, All Things Must Pass)
Banker Sam (Surfer Dan, The Turtles)
Be My Queen (Steve Mcqueen, Sheryl Crow, C'Mon C'Mon)
Bedroom (White Room, Cream)
Bruno’s Poison Dagger (Maxwell’s Silver Hammer, The Beatles)
Buff (Smooth, Santana & Rob Thomas, Supernatural)
Bush (Tush, ZZ Top)
Bye Bye Baba (Be My Baby by The Ronnettes)
C
Carpet to Ride (Ticket to Ride, The Beatles, originally and The Carpenters, cover)
Can I Call You Al? (You Can Call Me Al, Paul Simon)
Can't Buy My Love (Can't Buy Me Love, The Beatles, A Hard Days Night)
Carry That Pack (Carry That Weight, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Come Back (Get Back, The Beatles, Let It Be)
D
Dance, Dance, Dance (Dance, Dance, Dance, The Beach Boys)
Deck the halls
Don Q (Donna, Ritchie Valens)
Don's Leaving Us (She's Leaving Home, The Beatles, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band)
Don't Pass Us By (Don't Pass Me By, The Beatles, The Beatles LP/White)
Don't Stop (Don't Stop, Fleetwood Mac, Rumors)
E
Eight Thwacks a Week (Eight Days a Week, The Beatles)
Elderberry Fields Forever (Strawberry Fields Forever, The Beatles, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band)
Emily (Misery, The Beatles, Please Please Me)
Emily (version 2) (Misery, The Beatles, Please Please Me)
Erana’s Magic Garden (Octopus's Garden, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Everybody Must Get Stones (Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 [Everybody Must Get Stoned], Bob Dylan)
Everybody's Trying to be a Hero (Everybody's Trying to be My Baby, Carl Perkins & The Beatles)
~EVIL~ Ways (Evil Ways, Santana)
F
FA (FM, Steely Dan, FM Soundtrack, 1978)
Famous Old Man (Famous Last Words, Jars Of Clay, If I Left the Zoo)
Fight By Me (Stand By Me By Ben E. King And Covered By John Lennon On The Rock ‘N Role LPS)
Fight Together (Come Together, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Flying (Flying, The Beatles, Magical Mystery Tour)
Frightful Visions (Golden Slumbers, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
From a Bottle a Jinni (In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, Iron Butterfly, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida)
From Us To You (From Me To You , The Beatles)
G
Girls in Hades (Tears In Heaven by Eric Clapton, Unplugged)
Glorianna (Mississippi, Bob Dylan, Love and Theft LP, 2001)
Glorianna Girls (California Girls, The Beach Boys)
Glorification (Satisfaction, The Rolling Stones, Out of Our Heads LP, (M. Jagger/K. Richards)
Goodbye My Friend (Goodnight Tonight, Paul McCartney)
Good Day Hero (Good Day Sunshine, The Beatles, Revolver LP, Lennon/McCartney)
GortEatGort (GodEatGod, Marilyn Manson, Hollywood)
Gort Only Goes (God Only Knows, The Beach Boys, Pet Sounds LP, Brian Wilson)
Grizzly Bear (Teddy Bear, Elvis)
H
Happiness is a Cold Fish (Happiness is a Warm Gun, The Beatles)
Happy Questing [Quest Forever] (Happy Xmas [War Is Over], John Lennon and Yoko Ono)
He Came In Through The Latrine Sewer (She Came In Through The Bathroom Window, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
He Drinks Wine (I Feel Fine, The Beatles, Past Masters Volume One)
Hello, Goodbye (Hello, Goodbye, The Beatles, Single, Magical Mystery Tour)
Help! (Help!, The Beatles)
Here Comes A Pun (Here Comes The Sun, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Hero Don’t Drop that Mirror (Rikki Don't Lose That Number, Steely Dan)
Hero, Hero (Woman, Woman by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap)
Hero Don’t Go (Caroline, No - Beach Boys, Pet Sounds)
Hero Lane (Penny Lane, The Beatles)
Hero Man Is Coming Around (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
Hero, You're A Rich Man by The Katties (Baby, You're A Rich Man, The Beatles)
Hero Man (Nowhere Man, The Beatles)
Hero’s Divorce (Haitian Divorce, Steely Dan, AJA, 1977)
Heroic Guy (American Pie, Don McClean)
Hey Druss (Hey Jude, The Beatles)
His Clothes He Ain’t A-Changin' (The Times They Are A-Changin', Bob Dylan, The Times They Are A-Changin' LP, 1964)
Honey Bees (Let it Be, The Beatles, Let it Be)
I
I Am the Saurus (I Am the Walrus, The Beatles)
I Can Take You Out (We Can Work It Out , The Beatles)
I Don't Know Jack, Kitty Kat (You Don't Own Me, Lesley Gore)
I Just Have to Find a Potty (I Don't Want to Spoil the Party, The Beatles, Beatles For Sale)
I Have a Little Dagger (I Have a Little Dreidel)
I Saw Her Waiting There (I Saw Her Standing There, The Beatles, Please, Please Me))
I Wanna Run In Sand (I Wanna Be Your Man, The Beatles, With The Beatles)
If I Had a Million Drachmas (I Had $1000000 , Bare Naked Ladies, Rock Spectacle)
If It’s Quest for Glory (If It Makes You Happy, Sheryl Crow)
Imagine (Imagine, John Lennon, Imagine)
I’m Gonna Save Your Land (I Want To Hold Your Hand, The Beatles)
I'm the Kutest (I'm The Greatest, Ringo Starr, written by John Lennon)
I'm ‘Enry the ‘Ermit I am (I'm Henry the Eighth I am, Herman’s Hermits)
In The Groove (In The Mood, Glen Miller)
In Old Glory Four (When I'm Sixty-Four, The Beatles, Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band LP)
It Ain't Me Bab (It Ain't Me Babe, Bob Dylan, Another Side Of Bob Dylan, 1964)
J
Jack The Knife (Mack The Knife, Bobby Darin)
K
Katmandu (Xanadu, Olivia Newton-John with ELO)
Katmas Time Is Here Again (Christmas Time Is Here Again, The Beatles)
Katta hate the rain (Rain, The Beatles)
Kingdom (Freedom by Paul McCartney, Driving Rain CD, Back in the USA CD)
Kit Kat Theme (Top Cat Theme, Top Cat Cartoon)
Kitty Kat's Last Song (Mary Jane's Last Dance, Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers)
Kitty the Lyrical Kat (Felix the Wonderful Cat, Felix the Cat Cartoon theme song)
Kool (Smooth, Santana & Rob Thomas, Supernatural)
L
Lady Eranna (Lady Madonna, The Beatles)
Life's Been Good (Life's Been Good , Joe Walsh)
Lion Named Rakeesh (Yellow Submarine, The Beatles)
Lira Lindriel (Lovely Rita, The Beatles, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
Love My Goo (Love Me Do, The Beatles)
M
Maggie Mae (Maggie Mae, The Beatles, Let It Be, trad., arr. Lennon/McCartney/Harrison/Starkey)
Magical Vol (Polythene Pam, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Magnum Mouthed Muscle Bound Bore (Magical Mystery Tour, The Beatles, Magical Mystery Tour)
Matt Meepie Mayor (Mean Mr. Mustard, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Meepie Mash, Kitty Katta and The Dawg-Kickers (Monster Mash, Bobby Pickett and The Crypt-Kickers)
Meepies (Piggies, The White Album)
Meow-me Meow-mew (Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, The Beatles, The Beatles/White Album)
Moderator by Kool Kat (Operator, Jim Croce)
Mordavia 5-2000 (Pennslyvania 6-500, Glen Miller)
Mordavian Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen)
My Hero's Dead (My Mummy's Dead, John Lennon)
My Song (This Song, George Harrison, Thirty Three and 1/3
My Sword (My Love, Paul McCartney and Wings, Red Rose Speedway)
N
New Druss On Board (New Kid in Town, Eagles, Hotel California)
Night Walker (Day Tripper, The Beatles)
Nobody Makes Them Deader (Nobody Does It Better, Carly Simon, The Spy Who Loved Me)
No Replies (No Reply, The Beatles, Beatles For Sale)
O
Old Error 52 (One After 909, The Beatles, Let It Be LP)
Old Goblin Rocks (Crocodile Rock, Elton John, Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player)
On the Islands ‘Round Marete (On The Good Ship Lollipop, Shirley Temple, Bright Eyes, 1934)
One Of Us (One Of Us, Joan Osborne)
P
Paladinlover (Paperback Writer, The Beatles, Paperback Writer/Rain Single, Past Masters Volume Two CD)
Pick Up Sarra (Lay Down Sally, Eric Clapton)
Protect the halls (Deck the halls)
Prowling With The Kat, Drusy Drusston & K. K. Kat (Riding With The King, Eric Clapton & B.B. King)
Punny’s Got A Pun
Q
Quest for Glory (Silly Love Songs, Wings [Paul McCartney] )
Quest Will Not Die (Live and Let Die, Paul McCartney and Wings, Live and Let Die soundtrack, Wing’s Greatest, Wingspan, Guns N’ Roses, Use Your Illusion I)
Quester (Dreamer, Ozzy Osbourne, Down To Earth [2001])
R
Ring Of Power (Ring Of Fire, Johnny Cash)
Rodi Guy (Teddy boy, Paul McCartney)
Rog (Tusk, Fleetwood Mac)
Ruby Red Rose (Ruby Tuesday, The Rolling Stones)
Ruby Red Rose (Ruby Soho, Rancid)
Ruby The Red-Rosed Poster (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Runaway (Tanya’s Song) (Runaway, Del Shannon)
Rusk in the Water (Smoke on the Water, Deep Purple)
S
Sahara Told Us (Nobody Told Me, John Lennon, Milk and Honey)
Sarra (Layla, Derrick and the Dominoes/Eric Clapton)
Savin’ Us Again (Blowin' In The Wind , Bob Dylan, Before The Flood)
Scrambled Eggs (Yesterday, The Beatles)
Serve Up A Pun (Soak Up The Sun, Sheryl Crow, C'Mon C'Mon CD)
Shameen and Shema (Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles)
Shapeir (Kashmir, Led Zeppelin)
Shovel Man (Nowhere Man, The Beatles)
Sierra (Layla, Derrick and the Dominoes/Eric Clapton)
Six Kool Kats (Three Cool Cats, The Beatles)
Something (Something, The Beatles)
Stay Nude (Hey Jude by The Beatles, Hey Jude LP, Past Masters Vol 2)
Surreal_SaDiablo (The Long And Winding Road, The Beatles)
T
That Long Sword (My Sweet Lord, George Harrison, All Things Must Pass)
The 12 Days of Questing (The 12 Days of Christmas)
The Ballad of Kitty Katta (The Ballad of John And Yoko, The Beatles)
The End (The End , The Beatles)
The Katta Song (Immigrant Song, Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin III)
The Red Rose Tag Of Ruby (The Yellow Rose Of Texas, Elvis)
The Rites Of Avoozl (The Sound Of Silence, Simon and Garfunkel)
They Need You (She Loves You, The Beatles)
Those Storied-Cori-Lori Games of Glory (Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer, Nat King Cole)
Two Against Hydra (Two Against Nature, Steely Dan)
Tusk (Tusk, Fleetwood Mac)
U
Ugarte Mod Is Snooping Around (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
Ugarte Will Know (Your Mother Should Know , The Beatles, Magical Mystery Tour)
Underwater (Under Pressure, Queen and David Bowie)
V
Viana (Rhiannon, Stevie Nicks / Fleetwood Mac)
Voltara (Diana, Paul Anka)
W
We're Aboriginal (You're An Original, Sheryl Crow, C'Mon C'Mon)
We’ve Got It (You Got It, Roy Orbison , Mystery Girl)
While My Katar Wildly Swings (While My Guitar Gently Weeps , The Beatles, The Beatles [White Album])
Why don't we turn him into a toad?, Baba and the Babbling Yagas (Why don't we do it in the road?, The Beatles)
Wild Berry Pie (Wild Honey Pie, The Beatles, The Beatles/White Album)
Without Any Help From My Friends (A Little Help From My Friends, The Beatles)
Wouldn't You Eat Mice (Wouldn't It Be Nice, The Beach Boys, Pet Sounds)
Y
You Don't Own Him by Kitty Kat (You Don't Own Me by Lesley Gore)
50 Ways To Beat A Monster (50 Ways To Leave Your Lover, Paul Simon)
The problem is all inside your head
He said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it heroically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To succeed
There must be fifty ways
To beat a monster
He said it's really not my habit
To explain
Furthermore, I hope my assistance
Won't be wasted or such a pain
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of sounding insane
There must be fifty ways
To beat a monster
Fifty ways to beat a monster
chorus:
You just sneak past the rock, Doc
Cast a little spell, Mel
You don't need to be quick, Nick
Just set the bear free
Hop on the Saurus, Morris
You don't need to talk with Boris
Just put in the key, Lee
And set the bear free
He said it grieves me so
To see you so inept
I wish there was something I could do
To give you strength and pep
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
He said why don't you now
Just think about it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to feel your might
And then he dismissed me
And I realized he probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To beat a monster
Fifty ways To beat a monster
You just sneak past the rock, Doc
Cast a little spell, Mel
You don't need to be quick, Nick
Just set the bear free
Hop on the Saurus, Morris
You don't need to talk with Boris
Just put in the key, Lee
And set the bear free
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A Jar of Honey (A Taste of Honey, The Beatles)
A jar of honey... finding some feathers for Salim.
He dream’s of a very fine tree, and then,
He feels the call of nature again,
A jar of honey... finding some feathers for Salim.
He will return, yes he will return,
He'll come back for the honey and bees.
His was the kiss that awoke her heart,
Planted there still, 'though she’s no longer parched,
That jar of honey... finding some feathers for Salim.
He will return, yes he will return,
He'll come back (he'll come back) for the honey (for the honey) and bees.
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A Long Night’s Thread (A Hard Day's Night, The Beatles)
It's been a long night’s thread, and I been posting like a kat
It's been a long night’s thread, I should be taking a long nap
But when I write songs for you I'll find the replies that you do
Will make me feel not dead
You know I write all day to get you rhymes to all these songs
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're very glad I came along
So why on earth should I kry, 'cause when I give it a try
I know It’ll be ok
When I'm here nobody seems to be mute
When I'm here hearing you calling me kute, kute
Meow!
So why on earth should I cry, 'cause when I give it a try
I know It’ll be ok
I know It’ll be ok
I know It’ll be ok
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A Piece of You (Close To You, The Carpenters)
Why do goons suddenly appear
Every time you are here?
Just like bees, they long to get
A sting on you.
Why do hawks suddenly fly by
Every time you are nigh?
Just like Me, they long to be
Annoying you.
On the day that you arrived
The Faries got together
And decided to create a dancing fool
So they sprinkled magic dust in your hair of gold
And dancing lights in your jar of goo.
That is why all the goblins in town
Try to beat you into the ground.
Just like Yorrick and me, they long to be
Harassing you.
On the day that you arrived
The Faries got together
And decided to create a dancing fool
So they sprinkled magic dust in your hair of gold
And dancing lights in your eyes of blue.
That is why all the goblins in town
Try to beat you into the ground.
Just like Yorrick and me, they long to be
Harassing you.
Just like me (Just like me)
They long to get
A piece of you.
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, A sting on you.
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, Harassing you.
Hahhhhhhhhhhh, Annoying you.
Lahhhhhhhhhhh, A piece of you.
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All Quests Must End (All Things Must Pass, George Harrison, All Things Must Pass)
This was the title track from the "All Things Must Pass" LP which was George’s first solo LP after the breakup of The Beatles. The LP contained such hits as "My Sweet Lord" and "What is Life". The musicians included Ringo Starr, Billy Preston (who also performed on the "Let It Be" LP and is often called the "5th Beatle"), and Badfinger ("Come and Get It" , written and produced by Paul McCartney). The LP was co-produced by Phil Spector (The Crystals and The Ronettes). George was probably singing about his love for his wife, Patti Boyd, who latter married Eric Clapton, and perhaps also about the breakup of The Beatles. Now, his lyrics could be about his own passing away which makes this song an appropriate tribute. This was also the last song he performed in public as part of an interview on VH1 promoting Ravi Shankar’s "Indian Chants" LP which he produced.
Beatle fans are in such mourning
A hero was sure lost this day
Another Fab has gone and has left us with nigh warning
We're left not knowing just what to say
All quests must end
All quests must end someday
Some bands do not last forever
The fans can blow those fads away
But after all, the four are fab and "Getting Better"
They’re always going to be "Here Today"
All quests must end
All quests must end someday
All quests must end
All of their songs will last
So, I walk down "Blue Jay Way"
It’s just "Another Day"
Now the Glory surely lasts a life-time
After dying it won’t fade away
Music is good at healing us with it’s rhymes
Songs always remind us of "Yesterday"
All quests must end
All quests must end someday
All quests must end
All quests must end someday
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All The Way To Tarna [you're gonna be hero] (All The Way To Reno [you're gonna be a star], REM)
Questing
All the way to Tarna
You've bested the evil-doers
And challenged the maws of death
Now, strong
You are so super strong
You may as well have had a big 'S'
Fastened on your chest
Wherever you may go,
You're gonna be hero
Wherever you may go,
You're gonna be hero
Brave
Is branded in your mind
Your Achilles heel
Is a tendency
To quest
But you've know that from the beginning
You didn't have to go so far
You didn't have to go.
Wherever you may go,
You're gonna be hero
Wherever you may go,
You're gonna be hero
Wherever you may go,
Wherever you may go,
Wherever you may go,
Fighting
All the way to Tarna,
You've written your own directions
And survived the winds of war
Wherever you may go,
You're gonna be hero
Wherever you may go,
You're gonna be hero
Wherever you may go,
You're gonna be hero
Wherever you may go,
You're gonna be hero
Questing
All the way to Tarna
All the way to Tarna
All the way to Tarna
Wherever you may go,
You're gonna be hero
Wherever you may go,
You're gonna be hero
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All You Need Is Goo (The Beatles)
Goo, Goo, Goo.
Gru, Gru, Gru.
Goo, Goo, Goo.
There's nothing you can bake that can't be yum.
Nothing you can eat while you hum.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to make the pie.
It's easy.
Nothing you can cook for that old hag.
Nothing you bring her in a brown bag.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to say the rhyme.
It's easy.
All you need is Goo.
And Elderberrys too.
All you need is Green Goo.
Goo is all you need.
All you need is Goo.
And Elderberrys too.
All you need is Green Goo.
Goo is all you need.
Nothing you can grind that isn't bone.
Nothing you can see but skeletones.
Nowhere you can be without corn for chicken feed.
It's easy.
All you need is Goo.
And Elderberrys too.
All you need is Green Goo.
Goo is all you need.
All you need is Goo (All together, now!)
And Elderberrys too.. (Everybody!)
All you need is Green Goo.
Goo is all you need (Goo is all you need).
Yee-hai!
Oh yeah!
She needs Goo, yeah yeah yeah.
She needs Goo, yeah yeah yeah.
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Agility And Thievery (Ebony And Ivory, Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder, Tug of War)
By special request from Ruby who I could never say no to!
"Tug of War" is one of Paul’s best solo LPs, was produced by George Martin, and also contained "Here Today", a "love song"/tribute to John.
Agility and thievery,
Need one to do the other perfectly,
Side by side on my hero’s stat sheet,
Oh, man, aren’t they keen?
We all know that thieves are not the same wherever you go,
There are good and bad in ev'ry guild.
And they learn to steal, they learn to teach each other
What they need to survive, all of their lives.
Agility and thievery,
Need one to do the other perfectly,
Side by side on my hero’s stat sheet,
Oh, lord, aren’t they keen?
Agility, thievery,
Stealing with stealth and with no keys.
Agility, thievery,
ooh -
We all know that thieves are not the same wherever you go,
There are good and bad in ev'ry guild.
And they learn to steal, they learn to teach each other
What they need to survive, all of their lives.
Agility and thievery,
Need one to do the other perfectly,
Side by side on my hero’s stat sheet,
Oh, lord, aren’t they keen?
Side by side on my hero’s stat sheet,
Oh, man, aren’t they keen?
Agility and thievery, need one to do the other perfectly,
Agility and thievery, you need one to do the other perfectly,
(thievery)
Agility, thievery,
(thievery)
Stealing with stealth and with no keys.
(thievery)
Agility, ivory,
(thievery)
Stealing with stealth and with no keys.
(uh, uh, uh)
Agility, Thievery,
(thievery) (agility)
Stealing with stealth and with no keys.
(uh, uh, uh)
Agility, Thievery,
Stealing with stealth and with no keys.
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Ann Agrama (Barbara Ann, The Beach Boys)
Midi Version
A Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
Oh Ann Agrama take my hand
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
Ann Agrama
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
You got me dancin' and a eatin'
talkin' and a sleepin' Ann Agrama
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Went to an inn looking to begin
Saw Ann Agrama so I told her where I've been
Ann Agrama
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Oh Ann Agrama take my hand
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
Ann Agrama
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
You got me dancin' and a eatin'
talkin' and a sleepin' Ann Agrama
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Say Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Oh Ann Agrama take my hand
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
Ann Agrama
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
You got me dancin' and a eatin'
talkin' and a sleepin' Ann Agrama
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Tried Elsa Von
Tried Katrina
Tried Erana but all I wanted was Anna
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Oh Ann Agrama take my hand
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
Ann Agrama
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
You got me dancin' and a eatin'
talkin' and a sleepin' Ann Agrama
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama =
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
Ann Agrama
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
(Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama)
You got me dancin' and a eatin'
talkin' and a sleepin' Ann Agrama
Ann Ann Ann Ann Ann Agrama
Ann Agrama
Ann Agrama
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Arti (Josie, Steely Dan, AJA, 1977)
Arti was wishing to be QfGlorified. He now joins to the ranks of the few and the proud who have been QfGLorfied by the Kat.
Lately, I’ve been into Steely Dan. I must be longing for my "Glory Days" (The Boss) of the 70’s. Next up is Steely Dan reggae number.
We're gonna break out the (root)beer and popcorn
When Arti posts here
We're gonna rev up our PC keyboards
When Arti comes here to stay
We're gonna meet on the board
Won’t even have to fake it
Go off-topic till the mods say no
Ignore the rules and break them
When Arti posts here
When Arti posts here
Ho hum
He’s the pride of the this forum
He’s the odd ball
He’s alright
He plays like a yo-yo
With it’s string wound tight
Art would love you to chit chat
He'll never say no
Talk all about this and that
We'll read all the fics all night
We're gonna mix on the board
Post past the stroke of midnight
Extend the threads till the mods say woo
Let’s see who's left by dawn light
When Arti posts here
When Arti posts here
Ho hum
He’s the pride of the this forum
He’s the odd ball
He’s alright
He plays like a yo-yo
With it’s string wound tight
When Arti posts here
Ho hum
He’s the pride of the this forum
He’s the odd ball
He’s alright
He plays like a yo-yo
With it’s string wound tight
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Baba (Wa Wa, George Harrison, All Things Must Pass)
Baba
Oh how you’ve cursed me, Baba
And I'm thinking of thee
And all the spells that you used on me
Baba, Baba Baba
You made me once a green frog
Hoping ‘round in your brown hut
Destined for your gut
Baba,
Oh how I hate you, Baba
Baba
Now, you don't see me moping
Now, you don't hear me croaking
Baba
I brought roots to Baba
And I braved the cemetery
Just to get myself free
from old Baba
How I fooled you, Baba
Now, you don't see me moping
Hey Baba, you don't hear me croaking
Oh, no no-no no
Baba
Oh how I hate you, Baba
And I braved the cemetery
Just to get myself free - from Baba
How I hate you, Baba
Baba (repeat and fade)
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Banker Sam (Surfer Dan, The Turtles)
Continuing Vol's and Kitty's "Back to the Beach" theme, I present this QfGlorification of a rather obscure song that was the "B" side to The Turtles' hit, "Eleanor". It was a spoof on The Beach Boys as "Eleanor" was a spoof on The Beatles. I had it on a 45 as a young teenager!
Banking so fast you can't see him go by
Everyone's talking about Banker Sam
Nearly turned a million in Silmaria.
Banking so fast you can't see him go by
He's a friendly money counter in his baggy blue suit
Super-duper saver loaded down with loot
He's so rich he can't know what to buy
Banker Sam, someone you always should thank (he's so kool)
Every single thief tries to rob his bank
Every thief's looking for Banker Sam
His crack-proof safe is really such a sham
He's so kool he always says goodbye
(kool beach style guitars
Banker Sam, someone you always should thank (he's so kool)
Every single thief tries to rob his bank
Everyone's talking about Banker Sam
Nearly turned a million in Silmaria.
Saving so fast he can't explain just why
He’s so hip you can’t let him pass by
Banker Sam, ooh, ahh
Banker Sam, ooh, ahh
Banker Sam, ooh, ahh
Banker Sam, ooh, ahh
Banker Sam, ooh, ahh
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Be My Queen (Steve Mcqueen, Sheryl Crow, C'Mon C'Mon)
In honor of Sheryl’s Grammy Award winning song, for Best Female Rock Vocal, Kitty presents this QfGlorification. I plan to QFGlorify her entire c’mon, c’mon CD.
Trivia: Who does the line "I hope she don’t use facial cream" refer to?
Well I came here by some magic
And I wound up in old Marete
I got some drachmas in my back pack
Not enough to enter now
The rulership rites
I gotta fight
I’m gonna go and save this city
I still wanna get a girl
Don’t wanna rule here as a bachelor
Gonna win her gems and pearls
And I gotta fight
I gotta fight
Who’ll be my Queen
When I kill goons that are green
I'm gonna win all the rites
Who’ll be my Queen
When I kill red dragon mean
I’m gonna marry that girl
I ain't takin' that Gnome Anna
She just talks and talks all day
I'm a true Quest for Glory hero
And I’ll find true love some day
I’ll know when it's right
I gotta fight
Who’ll be my Queen
In the powder room so clean
I'm gonna win all the rites
Who’ll be my Queen
I hope she don’t use facial cream
I’m gonna marry that girl
I met Elsa and Erana
In their arms where’s I belong
I met Nawar and her sister
They just argue all day long
Kat can bite me anytime
She can stalk me all night long
But she won't wed this hero
She just sings an undead song
Who’ll be my Queen
Things aren’t always what they seem
I'm gonna win all the rites
Who’ll be my Queen
I hope she don’t grow old and mean
I’m gonna marry that girl
Who’ll be my Queen
In the palace halls the gleam
We'll have a wedding tonight
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Bedroom (White Room, Cream)
In the bedroom with red curtains in the castle.
Cursed old country, no more elephants, tired hunters.
Evil longings fly like daggers from your red eyes.
Dawnlight brings on your sleeping, my contentment.
I'll walk through this place where the sun never shines;
Killing batties till their blood runs on the floor
I said no chains could secure me in the dungeon.
Wooden mallet, hidden passage, vampire coffins.
I walked in at such a bad time at the castle.
As I walked out, felt my own rites just beginning.
I'll wait in the garden where the dreams never stop;
Lie on the ground and wake up in a cold cold sweat.
On the gate path she was kindness in the hard town.
Frosty ice spell for the hero now empowered.
Yellow fang teeth crouched in hunger behind her red lips.
She's just deceiving, goodbye hero, hello Avoolz.
I'll sleep in my room with the note on my bed;
Lie in the dark where the shadows of darkness rule.
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Bruno’s Poison Dagger (Maxwell’s Silver Hammer, The Beatles)
Kitty Katta majoring in off-topicness
Bumps it to the fore
Can I post to the thread just once more or-or-or-or?
But as his words were leaving the keys
A noise comes from behind
Click, Click, Ugarte’s mody powers closed down the old thread
Click, Click, Ugarte’s mody powers made sure it was dead
He tells Kitty not to stray
And not to post that way
So he stays logged in
Posting 50 times "I must not go off top-op-op-ic"
But as the words are leaving his keys
A whack comes from up above
Thwack, Thwack, Hero Man’s flying flounder
Came down on his post
Thwack, Thwack, Hero Man’s flying flounder
Made sure that he was toast
At ten thirty one
Ugarte caught the guilty one
Kitty stands alone
Posting off topic messages, meow ow ow wow
Rodi and Ruby, screaming from the world wide webbery
Kitty must post free (Kitty must post free)
Heroman does not agree and he tells them so oh oh oh
But as the words are being posted
A click comes from behind
Click, click, Kitty Katta’s off topic postings
Came down on this thread
Click, click, Kitty Katta’s off topic postings
Made sure that nothing more was said
Rodi and Liquidator
Took the elevator
To the 56th floor
Helping this thread to 100 or more-or-or-or
Kitty was struggling, thinking fast and juggling
Words for his very next post
Late night all alone with a thesaurus oh-oh-oh-oh
Rodi and Liquidator
Are the instigators
Of Many off-topic posts
But surely Kitty has posted the most-o-o-ost
Rodi and Liquidator
And the Katty Originator
Playing post-it tag
And Rognik ‘s trying to spoil it all-a-a-all
Druss was wondering
Why we are numbering
Each and every Post
And who the hell is Maxwell Anyway-a-a-ay?
Kitty was anticipating
All the celebrating
Of the one-hundredth post
And now back to our host with the most-o-o-ost!
Ugarte was quite sore
And very very bored
With all this Maxwell stuff
So he posted survey # sixty nine-i-i-ine
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Buff (Smooth, Santana & Rob Thomas, Supernatural)
Midi Version
I have finally come up with a "new" QfGlorification for this month’s contest. OK Druss, it’s not quite new since I QfGlorified this song before as "Kool". So anyway, here’s a tribute to that way kool kat, Carlos Santana and his album of the year, Supernatural. This song and the whole album is great! This QfGlorification was inspired by Al’s "Cute Medallic Pugilistic Sexy Magnum Opus" as well as several other great Magnum Opus QfGlorifications that I’ve enjoyed.
I got a hard bod
With a six pack in my abdomen
I pump the iron and do one-thousand sit ups
And I am so buff
My fans adore me, my Roman-Greco fans of fightin’
Your my reason for liftin’
The pulse in my pecs
BRIDGE:
And if you say my bod ain’t hard enough
I would lift some more to pump it up
I could tone some more to better strut my stuff
‘Cause I’m so buff
CHORUS:
And just like the rippling muscles I flex
Well, I rip my tunic when I show my pecs
It’s sure kind of amzin’ I can be so buff
Give them a feel, they are real
So, don’t be shy about it
I’ll tell you one thing
If I deflate it would be a crying shame
In every cheer and every jeer I hear my fans calling my name
In the arena, I feel you lookin’ at my maximus
I feel your yearning for my bod so hard and buff
Yes, I’m so hard and buff
And if you say my bod ain’t hard enough
I would lift some more to pump it up
I could tone some more to better strut my stuff
‘Cause I’m so buff
And just like the rippling muscles I flex
Well, I rip my tunic when I show my pecs
It’s sure kind of amzin’ I can be so buff
Give them a feel, they are real
So, don’t be shy about it
And just like the rippling muscles I flex
Well, I rip my tunic when I show my pecs
It’s sure kind of amzin’ I can be so buff
Give them a feel, they are real
So, don’t be shy about it
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Bush (Tush, ZZ Top)
Midi Version
I was inspired to QfGlorify this great little ZZ top song by the "Tush" in Viana’s QFG Adventurer’s Guild forum tag.
Red and green, and so mean.
Leshy says it has been seen.
He ain't sayin' too much.
He mentioned elderberries,
I'm just lookin' for the bush.
I’ve been here, I’ve been there,
I been looking every where.
I ain't askin' for much.
I said Bab needs some berries,
I'm just lookin' for the bush.
Baked a pie, not deterred,
Not for myself, but for her.
She ain't askin' for much.
I said Bab needs some berries,
I'm just lookin' for the bush.
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Bye Bye Baba (Be My Baby by The Ronnettes)
Midi Version
This is my all-time favorite "Girl Group" song. It is also Brian Wilson's all time favorite song.
It was produced by the great Phil Specter who married Ronnie, the lead singer of The Ronnettes.
Brian Wilson idolized Phil Specter and modeled his producing style after Phil. Phil Specter
produced The Beatles' "Let It Be" LP and was responsible for the lush choral and orchestral
arrangements of the # 1 hit "The Long And Winding Road". He also assisted wtih production of
of George Harrison's "All Things Must Pass" LP and several of John Lennon's LPs.
The day we met I knew I hated you so
And if I had the chance I'd surely make you go
So even tough you curse them
You know I'll surely save them
I’ll make 'em lose their dread
As soon as you go
So won't you leave
(Bye bye bye bye Baba) Go scadattle Baba
(My bad and homely Baba) Say you'll be goodbyeing
(Bye bye bye bye Baba) Leave us Baba now
(My bad and homely Baba) Go, Go, Go, Go
I'll make you froggy, Baba
Just wait and see
For every spell you cast me
I'll turn on thee
Oh, since the day I saw you
I have been hating all you
You know I will abhor you
Till eternity
So won't you leave
(Bye bye bye bye Baba) Go scadattle Baba
(My bad and homely Baba) Say you'll be goodbyeing
(Bye bye bye bye Baba) Leave us Baba now
(My bad and homely Baba) Go, Go, Go, Go
[INSTRUMENTAL]
So come on and leave
(Bye bye bye bye Baba) Go scadattle Baba
(My bad and homely Baba) Say you'll be goodbyeing
(Bye bye bye bye Baba) Leave us Baba now
(My bad and homely Baba) , Go
(Bye bye bye bye Baba) Go scadattle Baba
(My bad and homely Baba) Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go
Bye bye bye bye Baba) Go, Go, Go, oooohh...
(My bad and homely Baba) Go, Go, Go, Go, oooohh...
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Carpet to Ride (Ticket to Ride, The Beatles, originally and The Carpenters, cover)
I think we're gonna be sad,
I think it's today, yeah.
The hero that rid us the badIs going away.
He's got a carpet to ride,
He's got a carpet to ride,
He's got a carpet to ride,
And we sure care.
He said that dealing with Me
Is bringing him down, yeah.
For he would never get free
When Me was a clown.
He's got a carpet to ride,
He's got a carpet to ride,
He's got a carpet to ride,
And we sure care.
I don't know why He's flyin' so high,
He ought to jump twice,
He ought to go right by Me.
Before He gets to fixing to die,
He ought to jump twice,
He ought to go right by Me.
I think we're gonna be sad,
I think it's today yeah.
The hero that rid us the bad
Is going away, yeah.
He's got a carpet to ride,
He's got a carpet to ride,
He's got a carpet to ride,
And we sure care.
I don't know why He's flyin' so high,
He ought to jump twice,
He ought to go right by Me.
Before He gets to fixing to die,
He ought to jump twice,
He ought to go right by Me.
He said that dealing with Me
Is bringing him down, yeah.
For he would never be free
When Me was a clown.
Ah, He's got a carpet to ride,
He's got a carpet to ride,
He's got a carpet to ride,
And we sure care.
Oh hero take care, oh hero take care
Oh hero take care, oh hero take care.
Oh hero take care, oh hero take care.
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Can I Call You Al? (You Can Call Me Al, Paul Simon)
Since Almirena seems to like Simon and Garfunkle, and in honor of Paul Simons recent induction into the Rock N Role Hall of Fame, Kitty proudly presents this QfGlorification. It may seem a little scattered likes it jumping all over the place, but that’s kind of how the original lyrics are.
A girl browses through this board
She says why am I lost in confusion now
Why am I lost in confusion now
The rest of my life is so clear
I need a creative vehicle
I want a shot at true glory
Don't want to end up a poet
In a old poet graveyard
Gravedigger Gravedigger
Ghosts in the moonlight
Far away my old keyboard
Ms. Songwriter Songwriter
Get these Ghosts away from me
I know you don't find this stuff amusing anymore
I can be your Kitty Kat
I can be your long lost fan
You can call me Kitty
And oh my Almirena
Can I call you Al ?
A girl browses through this board
He says why am I full of new fanfics
Got a mind so full of new fanfics
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my friends and family
What if I die here
What'll be my new subject
What if my new subject is
Gort Gort
She ducked back down the forum
With some yonghy-bonghy little rhymin’ poem
All along along
There are short poems and long fanfics
There are new Glorifications
I can be your Kitty Kat
I can be your long lost fan
You can call me Kitty
And oh my Almirena
Can I call you Al ?
Call you Al ?
A girl browses through this board
It's a place in a strange world
Maybe it's the web world
No, it's not her first time in here
She speaks all of the languages
She knows no barriers
She is a translator
She is surrounded by the words
The words
Lights in the darkest places
Poetry and participles
She looks around, around
She sees the signs in the old literature
Spinning in infinity
She says thank you my Kitty Katta!
I can be your Kitty Kat
I can be your long lost fan
You can call me Kitty
And oh my Almirena
Can I call you Al ?
Call you Al ?
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Can't Buy My Love (Can't Buy Me Love, The Beatles, A Hard Days Night)
Can't buy your love, love
Can't buy your love
I'll buy you a Herra’s ring my friend if it’ll make you marry me
I'll get you a new sword my friend if it’ll make you be my queen
'Cause I don't care too much for drachmas, drachmas can't buy your love
I'll give you magic amulets if you say you need them too
I may not have some sweets to give but some flowers I'll give to you
I don't care too much for drachmas, drachmas can't buy your love
Can't buy your love, I should have known it was so
Can't buy your love, no no no, no
Say you don't need no Herra’s ring and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want heroic deeds that only I can try
I don't care too much for drachmas, drachmas can't buy your love
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Carry That Pack (Carry That Weight, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Midi Version
Man, you gotta carry that pack
Carry that pack a long way
Man, you gotta carry that pack
Carry that pack a long way
I always give you more strength points
I always give you more stamina pills
And in the middle of fighting brigands
You wear down
Man, you gotta carry that pack
Carry that pack a long way
Man, you gotta carry that pack
Carry that pack a long way
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Come Back (Get Back, The Beatles, Let It Be)
"Get Back" was another Beatles #1 hit. This version is from the "Let It Be" album and differs from the single version since it was recorded live on the roof top of the Apple offices in downtown London. "Let It Be" featured three #1 songs: "Let It Be", "Get Back", and "The Long And Winding Road".
[Kool old Kitty Kat thought he was a lyrist but he was a frying pan.]
Kitty was a kat who thought he was a lyrist
But he knew it wouldn't last.
Kitty left the board, goodbye to Glorianna
For a much needed repast.
Come back, come back.
Come back to where you once wrote songs
Come back, come back.
Come back to where you once wrote songs
Come back KitKat. Write songs.
Come back, come back.
Back to where you wrote songs
Come back, come back.
Back to where you wrote songs.
Come back kat.
Good Ol’ Gruffy Drussy thought he was a rebel
But he still had many fans
All the moody modies said he had it coming
But he posts them while he can
Come back, come back.
Come back to where you once got thwacked.
Come back, come back.
Come back to where you once got thwacked.
Come back old Drussy. Go home
Come back, come back.
Come back to where you once got thwacked.
Come back, come back.
Come back to where you once got thwacked.
Come old Drussy
Your friends are waiting for you
Missing your hot-head songs
And your low-brow humor
Get on home old Drussy
Come back, come back.
Come back to where you once got thwacked.
[Thanks, folks! ...on behalf of the Druss and myself, I hope we pleased the forum.]
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Dance, Dance, Dance (Dance, Dance, Dance, The Beach Boys)
After a ten hour rite I've had enough for one day
But Ann needs a man to entertain in a special way
I gotta dance (dance dance dance now I might be mage) right on the stage
(Dance dance dance right there on the stage)
This Inn's all the rage
(Dance dance dance now this Inn's all the rage)
Dance (dance) dance (dance) dance (dance) yeah!
When I feel run down I try to shake it off quick
With Anna serving food the audience really clicks
I gotta dance (dance dance dance now I might be mage) right on the stage
(Dance dance dance right there on the stage)
This Inn's all the rage
(Dance dance dance now this Inn's all the rage)
Dance (dance) dance (dance) dance (dance) yeah!
Ohby!
At Gnome Ann's Land Inn we like to stay up late
I dress it up in tight pants and shake it to the max
I gotta dance (dance dance dance now I might be mage) right on the stage
(Dance dance dance right there on the stage)
This Inn's all the rage
(Dance dance dance now this Inn's all the rage)
Dance (dance) dance (dance) dance (dance) yeah!
(Dance dance dance now this Inn's all the rage)
(Dance dance dance right there on the stage)
(Dance dance dance now this Inn's all the rage)
Dance (dance) dance (dance) dance (dance) yeah!
(Dance dance dance now this Inn's all the rage)
(Dance dance dance right there on the stage)
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Don Q (Donna, Ritchie Valens)
Peaked Billboard position # 2 in 1958-59. It and flip side "La Bamba" were both
on the charts at the time of his death on February 3, 1959.
Long live the memory of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper! "If there was rock’n role heaven, you know they’d have a hell of a band"!
Oh, Don Q, Oh, Don Q
Oh, Don Q, Oh, Don Q
We know a guy
Don Q is his name
If he left us
We’d never be the same
'cause we need our guy
Don Q, please never leave! Please never leave!
When you are gone
We’re left all alone
All by ourselves
To ponder and moan
'cause we need our guy
Don Q, please never leave! Please never leave!
Well, Don Q, when you are gone
We don't know what to do
All our rhyme and our glory for yo-ou-ou
We know a guy
Don Q is his name
If he left us
We’d never be the same
'cause we need our guy
Don Q, please never leave! Please never leave!
Oh, Don Q, Oh, Don Q
Oh, Don Q, Oh, Don Q
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Don's Leaving Us (She's Leaving Home, The Beatles, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band)
I started this QfGlorification before knowing all the facts about and the final conclusion on the "Don Q Saga", so the lyrics reflect my many mixed feelings about him. I wish to remember all the good QfGlorifications he wrote (even if he really didn’t know all the songs as he led me to believe he did) and all the good times I had with him. However, I also had to include lines about his lying and plagiarism which hurt all of us and this community. I hope that this QfGlorification is not deleted since I don’t post it with the intention of "flaming" Don but only to express my feelings in a way that is comfortable for me.
Friday morning at five o'clock as the day begins
Silently writing his goodbye post
Musing the words that he hoped would help most
He says goodbye to the silent chirping of Ug’s crickets
Quietly hitting the power switch
Stepping away he is free.
He (He gave us all of his songs)
is leaving (Glorified all of the games)
us (He gave us so many, many good times)
Don’s leaving us after posting so much
For so many years. (Bye, bye)
Kitty surfs as his attention drifts to the forum
Clicks on the thread that is posted there
Reading the words twitching his whisker hairs
He breaks down and cries out in anguish
Dam it! Now Donny's gone.
Why would he leave us so suddenly?
How could he leave us this way?
He (We thought he was trustworthy)
Is leaving (No thoughts of dishonesty)
us (We struggled to accept being dummies)
Don’s leaving us after lying so much
With so many tears. (Bye, bye)
Sunday morning at nine o'clock he is still around
Trying to cover the lies that he wrote
Being a guy he named Azethoth.
He (What he did was all so wrong)
Plagiarized (He had to know it was wrong)
"Call" (Talent is one thing that lies cannot buy)
Telling the lies that were always denied
With not any tears. (Bye, bye)
Don lied to us (Bye, bye)
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Don't Pass Us By (Don't Pass Me By, The Beatles, The Beatles LP/White)
This was the first song written by Ringo Starr. It was recorded in country
western style featuring a lead fiddle. Being his first, it had rather simple
chords, rhythm, melody, and lyrics, but of course, that’s what makes it a great
song!
Midi Version
We listen for your footsteps in the old plaza,
Scoree, Sloree, Tiram, Lisha and Saba
Waiting for you walking to our old wood stalls,
We don’t hear you,
Does it mean you don’t listen to our calls?
We see our goods a-sitting on our narrow shelves,
Know they should be selling and for little wealth,
We wonder where you are today and why you buy no more,
We don’t see you.
Does it mean you don’t need stuff anymore?
Don’t pass us by, please make a buy, don’t make us blue,
‘Cause you know hero we serve only you,
If ever you get some extra dough,
Buy some rations for to go,
Don’t pass us by, please make a buy.
Sorry if we bothered you
With our katta tales,
You were in a hurry and there were no sales,
We hoped that you would be back in a day or two
But then we heard from old Abdul that to Raiser you flew.
Don’t pass us by, please make a buy, don’t make us blue,
‘Cause you know hero we serve only you,
If ever you get some extra dough,
Buy some rations for to go,
Don’t pass us by, please make a buy.
Don’t pass us by, please make a buy, don’t make us blue,
‘Cause you know hero we serve only you,
If ever you get some extra dough,
Buy some rations for to go,
Don’t pass us by, please make a buy.
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Don't Stop (Don't Stop, Fleetwood Mac, Rumors)
Version 1:
If you wake up and don't want to try,
And you think you just want to cry,
Open your eyes and look at the signs,
You'll see there are darker designs.
Don't stop, trying to be a hero,
Don't stop, evil still is near,
It'll be, harder than before,
Trouble’s not gone, trouble’s not gone.
You should think about trials to come,
And not about the wars that you've won,
If Big Red was bad for you,
Just think what the next one will do.
Don't stop, trying to be a hero,
Don't stop, evil still is near,
It'll be, harder than before,
Trouble’s not gone, trouble’s not gone.
All you need is to start your quest,
All you want is a little rest,
I know you don't believe that it's true,
Many folk are depending on you.
Don't stop, trying to be a hero,
Don't stop, evil still is near,
It'll be, harder than before,
Trouble’s not gone, trouble’s not gone.
Don't you give up,
Don't you give up.
Version 2:
If you wake up and don't want to play,
And you think "what a boring day!",
Open your eyes and look at the web,
You'll see there are new Quests ahead.
Don't stop, playing Quest for Glory,
Don't stop, Hero 6 is here,
It'll be, better than the last,
Yosemite is gone, Yosemite is gone.
You should think about Quests to come,
And not about the Quests that are done,
If Dragon Fire was good for you,
Just think what the next one will do.
Don't stop, playing Quest for Glory,
Don't stop, Hero 6 is here,
It'll be, better than the last,
Yosemite is gone, Yosemite is gone.
All we need is just one more Quest,
Heroes at 6 can do the rest,
If you don’t, we’ll surely have the blues,
Addicts are depending on you.
Don't stop, playing Quest for Glory,
Don't stop, Hero 6 is here,
It'll be, better than the last,
Yosemite is gone, Yosemite is gone.
Don't you stop now,
Don't you stop now.
* I hope the "Moody Mod with the Moody Blues" is not too upset with my Yosemite reference!
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Deck the halls
Deck the halls with strings of garlic,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Tis the season to be heroic,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Don we now our sword and dagger,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Trolls of evil no longer swagger,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
See the blazing monastery,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Strike the flint and join the merry.
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Follow me in bloody pleasure,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
While we gain our hard won treasure,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Fast’s the way the monster’s smitten,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Hail the hero, ye kats and kittens,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Swing our weapons, all together,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Wearing mail of chain and leather,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
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Eight Thwacks a Week (Eight Days a Week, The Beatles)
Ooh I need some fish man,
Guess you know it's true.
Hope you have some fish man,
‘Cause you know I’m blue.
Thwack me, jack me, thwack me, jack me.
Don't want nothin'but fish man,
Eight thwacks a week.
Off topic all day now,
Fly fish on my mind.
One thing I can say man,
Want fish all the time.
Thwack me, jack me, thwack me, jack me.
Don't want nothin'but fish man,
Eight thwacks a week.
Eight thwacks a week
I love fish.
Eight thwacks a week
Is not enough to make me change.
Ooh I need some fish man,
Guess you know it's true.
Hope you have some fish man,
‘Cause you know I’m blue.
Thwack me, jack me, thwack me, jack me.
Don't want nothin'but fish man,
Eight thwacks a week.
Eight thwacks a week
I love fish.
Eight thwacks a week
Is not enough to make me change.
Off topic all day now,
Fly fish on my mind.
One thing I can say man,
Want fish all the time.
Thwack me, jack me, thwack me, jack me.
Don't want nothin'but fish man,
Eight thwacks a week.
Eight thwacks a week. Eight thwacks a week. Eight thwacks a week.
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Elderberry Fields Forever (Strawberry Fields Forever, The Beatles)
Let me warn you now, 'cause I'm going to Elderberry Fields.
The bush is real and something to be weary of.
Elderberry Fields forever.
Questing ain‘t easy with your mind closed, underestimating all you see.
It's getting hard to pick berries but it all worth it, it matters quite a lot to me.
Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Elderberry Fields.
The bush is real and something to be weary of.
Elderberry Fields forever.
Danger I think is in that bush, I mean it must be alive or dead.
That is you can't you know fight it but it's all right, that is I think you can force bolt it.
Let me warn you now, 'cause I'm going to Elderberry Fields.
The bush is real and something to be weary of.
Elderberry Fields forever.
Always, no sometimes, think they’re free, but you know I know when it's no threat.
I think I know I mean a 'Yes' but it's has eyes, that is I think it can see.
Let me warn you now, 'cause I'm going to Elderberry Fields.
The bush is real and something to be weary of.
Elderberry Fields forever.
Elderberry Fields forever.
I buried Gort (Elderberry sauce)
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Emily (Misery, The Beatles, Please Please Me)
Midi Version
This song is sung by Ugarte about Emily after she ate all his crickets.
That girl is driving me mad ... Emily.
I'm the kind of mod,
Who doesn’t have a bod,
That girl is driving me mad ... Emily.
I've lost them now for sure,
I won't see them no more,
They are all inside of ... Emily!
I'll remember all my little bugs she ate
Can't she see they always were my cricket mates, cricket mates.
They’re lost now to me,
'Cause everyone did see
They were eaten all by Emily
I'll remember all my little bugs she ate
I'll remember and I'll miss my cricket mates, cricket mates.
They’re lost now to me,
'Cause everyone did see
They were eaten all by Emily (oh oh oh)
By Emily (ooh ee ooh ooh)
By Emily (la la la la la la)
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Emily (version 2) (Misery, The Beatles, Please Please Me)
Kute Em is driving me mad ... Emily.
She’s the kind of girl,
Who ought to be curls,
Kute Em is driving me mad ... Emily.
I've lost my mind for sure,
I can't write songs no more,
My words are all about ... Emily!
I do admire "Forever Yours" she wrote
And I wish she would include the rats that spoke, rats that spoke.
My head is full of bees,
And I am so krazy
My wits were stolen by Emily
I do admire "Forever Yours" she wrote
And I wish she would include the rats that spoke, rats that spoke.
My head is full of bees,
And I am so krazy
My wits were stolen by Emily (oh oh oh)
By Emily (ooh ee ooh ooh)
By Emily (la la la la la la)
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Erana’s Magic Garden (Octopus's Garden, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Midi Version
I'd like to be under a tree
In Erana’s magic garden in the glade
She gives me fruit, and she’s so kute
In Erana’s magic in the glade
I'd ask Fenrus to come for tea
In ‘rana’s magic garden with me
I'd like to be under a tree
In Erana’s magic garden in the glade.
I would be safe from all the wraiths
In her little hideaway that’s like a dream
Restoring fast on the soft grass
In Erana’s magic garden near a stream
I would sleep and lie around
Because I know I can't be found
I'd like to be under a tree
In Erana’s magic garden in the glade
I would smell and pick a swell
Of flowers that grow amongst the grass
(Grow amongst the grass)
Oh what bliss I’ve never known as this
Knowing I’m healthy and I’m safe
(Healthy and I’m safe)
I would be so happy and so free
No evil ones to claw me though and though
I'd like to be under a tree
In Erana’s magic garden in the glade
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Everybody Must Get Stones (Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 [Everybody Must Get Stoned], Bob Dylan)
Midi Version
Well, get stones ya when you're trying to be so good,
Get stones ya just a-like they said you could.
Get stones ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Get stones when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stones.
Well, throw stones when you're walkin' 'long the street.
Throw stones when you're tryin' to stay on your feat.
Throw stones when you're tryin' to hit the mark.
Throw stones when you're walkin' in the dark.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must throw stones.
She'll serve you stones at the breakfast table.
Use stones ya when you are young and able.
Use stones ya when you're tryin' to get a ring.
Use stones ya when you're tryin' to get a seed thing
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must use stones.
Well, drop stones when your almost near the end.
Drop stones and you'll have to come back again.
Drop stones when you're carrying too much.
Drop stones when you're collecting such and such.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must drop stones.
Well, you’ll find stones when you walk all alone.
You’ll find stones when you are walking home.
You’ll find stones when you are being all so brave.
You’ll find stones when you are visiting at her grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must find stones.
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Everybody's Trying to be a Hero (Everybody's Trying to be My Baby, Carl Perkins & The Beatles)
Well I took some honey from the bees,
Feather from a bird in a tree.
Everybody's trying to be a hero, everybody's trying to be a hero,
Everybody's trying to be a hero now.
Woke up last night, full of gloom,
Sneaky Elsa standing in my room.
Everybody's trying to be a hero, everybody's trying to be a hero,
Everybody's trying to be a hero now.
Went out last night, way past midnight,
Fifty goblins looking for a fight.
Everybody's trying to be a hero, everybody's trying to be a hero,
Everybody's trying to be a hero now.
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~EVIL~ Ways (Evil Ways, Santana)
You'll never change your ~EVIL~ ways, Maggie
~EVIL~ is all about you
You'll never change, Maggie
And you know that ~EVIL~ makes me blue
You've got me tremblin' and hidin'
In this old board
You've got me shakin' and a quakin'
I'll never be bored
This can't go on
Ugs knows you'’ll never change
Maghrabi
When your post here, Maggie
Your prose is dark and your words are cold
You're hanging around, Maggie
With King and Don and a Kat that’s kool
I'm getting tired of crying and feeling so ill
I'll find somebody who won't
Make me feel so ~EVIL~
This can't go on
Ugs knows you'll never change
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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FA (FM, Steely Dan, FM Soundtrack, 1978)
Fill up the bottle Hero with hippocrane
Ask him what is his name now, it's story time
FA don't seem to be right on
But he sure can talk till dawn
Nothin' but shelves of old books
And memories of quests long ago
Give him some pumped up water, he talks real nice
Make him feel so much better, he'll thank you twice
His joints don't seem to ache today
As long as he feels OK
No aging, no aging, no aging at all
FA - no aging at all
Give him some pumped up water, he talks real nice
Make him feel so much better, he'll thank you twice
His joints don't seem to ache today
As long as he feels OK
No aging, no aging, no aging at all
FA - no aging at all
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Famous Old Man (Famous Last Words, Jars Of Clay, If I Left the Zoo)
I have heard your every word, about how you fade away
Your heart grows colder than winter
"Aging’s such a nuisance," I thought I heard you say
And laugh so unconvincingly
Famous old man, you’re not dying yet
You won't be soon forgotten
"Long is the road" so the adventurers say
Your history is in your library
Empty are your writings and lonely are your days
And you say you are surely waning
Famous old man, you’re not leaving yet
You won't be soon forgotten and you won't regret
Famous old man
When tomorrow surely comes, will you ever know that you were FA?
You were FA
FA
I have heard your every word, about how you fade away
You’re the greatest FA
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Fight By Me (Stand By Me By Ben E. King And Covered By John Lennon On The Rock ‘N Role LP)
Midi Version
When the time has
come
And the land is dark
And fire is the only light we see
No, I won't run away
Oh, I’ll be oh so brave
Just as long as you fight
Fight by me, so
Elsa Elsa fight by me
Oh, fight by me
Oh fight, fight by me, fight by me
If the dragon we look upon
Should rumble and soar
Or a comrade
Should crumble to the ground
No, I won't run away
Oh, I’ll be oh so brave
Just as long as you fight
Fight by me, and
’Rana ’Rana fly by me
Oh, fly by me
Oh fly, fly by me, fly by me
If the Hero you look upon
Should stumble and fall
And need healing
To save him from the grave
Cast your spells, Cast your spells
And I’ll be oh so brave
Just as long as you fly
Fly by me, and
Toro Toro fight by me
Oh, fight by me
Oh fight, fight by me, fight by me
If the axe that you swing around
Should splinter and crack
And no weapon
Should settle in your hands
Use your horns, use your hooves
And I’ll be by your side
Just as long as you fight
Fight by me, and
Whenever there’s a dragon
Won't you fight by me, oh fight by me
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Fight Together (Come Together, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
(Intro) Shoot him, Shoot him, Shoot him, Shoot him
Here come old Toro he come running up quickly
He got big sharp weapon he one hairy creature
He got hooves instead of feet
Got to have big muscles he guild master complete
Here come big green Gort he got remote control
He got funky hairdo he punch with two big fists
He say absolutely nothing
One thing we can tell you is he wants be king
Fight together bring down dragon Red
Here come brave Elsa she got sword of diamonds
She got magic crossbow she one comely fighter
She got hair as blond as wheat
Keep her by your side and you can fight anything
Fight together bring down dragon Red
Here come cute Erana she got mighty magic
She got healing powers she one nifty flyer
She say "do good deeds to marry me"
Got to be part elfin 'cause her ears are pointy
Fight together bring down dragon Red
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Flying (Flying, The Beatles, Magical Mystery Tour)
The original song has no lyrics. It’s a dreamy instrumental giving you the feel of a psychedelic trip. You know, the kind of trip that Salim takes on a daily basis. It also has a video from the Magical Mystery Tour made-for-TV movie. It is the only song, prior to "Free As A Bird" from Anthology 1, written by all four Beatles.
Hero’s now flying with wings
Made of wax, feathers, and things
With a crash his head will ring
Then soldiers arrows will zing
Ah, Ah …
Hero’s flying a baloon
Let’s hope he gets there real soon
There’s boarmen, dragons, and goons
Then safely back to his room
Ah, Ah
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Frightful Visions (Golden Slumbers, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Midi Version
Once there was a day when sleep was peaceful
Once there was a day when you had peace
Sleep tired hero do not fear
‘Cause restful sleep is surely near
Frightful visions fill your dreams
Dark One’s evil as he seems
Sleep tired hero do not fear
‘Cause restful sleep is surely near
Once there was a day when sleep was peaceful
Once there was a day when you had peace
Sleep tired hero do not fear
‘Cause restful sleep is surely near
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From a Bottle a Jinni (In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, Iron Butterfly, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida)
Midi Version
From a Bottle a Jinni, hero,
He’ll give you a wish or three
From a Bottle a Jinni, hero,
Do you know that he can set you free?
Oh, won't you go with him
and save our land?
Oh, won't you go with him
and save our land?
Please save our land!
From a Bottle a Jinni, hero,
He’ll offer strength or magic
From a Bottle a Jinni, hero,
Do you know your choice could be tragic?
Oh, won't you go with him
and save our land?
Oh, won't you go with him
and save our land?
Please save our land!
~solos~
From a Bottle a Jinni, hero,
He’ll ask how he can help you
From a Bottle a Jinni, hero,
Do you know lives ride on what you choose?
Oh, won't you go with him
and save our land?
Oh, won't you go with him
and save our land?
Please save our land!
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From Us To You (From Me To You , The Beatles)
Midi Version
If there's anything that you want,
If there's anything we can do,
Just call on us and we'll have even two
With luck from us to you.
We've got everything that you want,
Like a sword that is oh, so true.
Just call on us and we'll have even two
With luck from us to you.
We got shields that long to shield you
And keep them by your side.
We got helms that are so brand new
And keep you brains inside, oooh.
If there's anything that you want,
If there's anything we can do,
Just call on us and we'll have even two
With luck from us to you.
From us, to you.
Just call on us and we'll have even two
With luck from us to you.
We got shields that long to shield you
And keep them by your side.
We got helms that are so brand new
And keep you brains inside, oooh.
If there's anything that you want,
If there's anything we can do,
Just call on us and we'll have even two
With luck from us to you.
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Girls in Hades (Tears In Heaven by Eric Clapton, Unplugged)
Midi Version
Would you say I’m mean
If I left you in Hades?
Would you be my Queen
If I saved you from Hades?
And one must lose, I have to choose
'Cause I know both don't belong there in Hades...
Would you help your man
If I saved you from Hades?
Against dragon stand
If I saved you from Hades?
I'll fight my way and shades I’ll slay
But I know one has to stay there in Hades...
I can bring back one, I can make one free
I must break one heart, leave her in Hades...
Beyond Hades one girl will breath
And I know I'll leave still one there in Hades...
Would you say I’m mean
if I left you from Hades?
Would you be my Queen
if I saved you from Hades?
And one must lose, I have to choose
'Cause I know both don't belong there in Hades...
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Glorianna (Mississippi, Bob Dylan, Love and Theft LP, 2001)
This song is the single from Bob Dylan’s latest CD, Love and Theft. The song actually first appeared on Sheryl Crow’s 1999 The Globe Sessions CD.
Sung by the Hero about growing old and growing tired of questing and ruling in Glorianna. I know it sounds very depressing, but that’s the way I wannted it to sound.
Every step of the way, I sing this rhyme
My quests are numbered, no more time
Age is coming on, I struggle and I gray
I’m all washed up, no more hippocrane
Glory's is so fleeting, no more lands to save
Don’t have the heart for it, just headin’ for my grave
I was raised as a peasant, I been questing all around
I been in trouble ever since I saved that Speilburg town
Got nothing for me, this place is such a bore
Don't surely have any need for heroes anymore
Future is black now, clouds rolling in
Nothing you can say now, I'm leaving again
All your potions and persuasion and spells oh so kind
Could never make me stay here in season or time
This is the end of my song
Tired of Glorianna, I stayed too long
Well, assassins in the alley, thieves in the hall
Say anything you wanna, I have saved ‘em all
I was thinking about the things The Reaper said
I was dreaming I was dying in my own bed
Walking down the streets, reviewing all my deeds
Feeling like a hero nobody needs
So many lands that I never will go to
I know you're crying, I'm crying too
Some heroes stay around forever and some don't
Was gonna rule here, but now I won't
I need some place new to go hang my cloak
I'm gonna search for it until I just croak
Well I got here listening to Erasmus
I kept my promise and never made much fuss
This is the end of my song
Tired of Glorianna, I stayed too long
Well they sent me off to Hades and I made it back
I'm dying in this palace, got no future, lost my pack
But my heart is so heavy, I’m done and I’m gone
I've got nothing to accomplish and I feel all so alone
Everybody's dying, if they ain't already dead
Everybody's got a graying head
Sick with depression, sick with boredom too
Life can be so excruciating, how about you?
My days are dark, dark as the night
Not as dark as the black mood that oppresses me tonight
I know that my life is running out of time
So say your good byes and I will say mine
Well, the dreariness is endless, long are my days
I will never come back, and I can't bring back yesterday
This is the end of my song
Tired of Glorianna, I stayed too long
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Glorianna Girls (California Girls, The Beach Boys)
Midi Version
I did this one over a year ago on New Years Day, 2001, as a tribute to all the "Glorianna Girls" who were always changing their kute tags over at the "Quest for Glory Adventurers Guild".
Well that Spielburg girl is keen
I really dig the sword she wears
And the Silmarian girls with the way they walk
They turn my head when I'm down there
The centaur farmer's daughter has nice apples you can save
And that Mordavian girl with the way she kissed
She keeps her husband in the grave
I wish they all could be Glorianna
I wish they all could be Glorianna
I wish they all could be Glorianna girls
Old Shapeir has the sunshine
And the kittens all have nice tails
I dig a silky dress on a little fairy
Queen who says she cannot fail
I been all around these Sierra boards
And I seen all kinds of tags
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to this place
Back to the kutest tags in the world
I wish they all could be Glorianna
I wish they all could be Glorianna
I wish they all could be Glorianna girls
I wish they all could be Glorianna
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Glorianna
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Glorianna
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Glorianna
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
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Glorification (Satisfaction, The Rolling Stones, Out of Our Heads LP, (M. Jagger/K. Richards)
Midi Version
I present this QfGlorification in honor of the Rolling Stones latest tour.
I must write more glorifications
I must write more glorifications
And I try and I try and I try and I try
I must write more, I must write more,
When I'm drivin' in my car
And a song comes on the radio
It's callin' me more and more
Beatin’ a funky syncopation
Starts to fuel my imagination
I must write more, yes more more more
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I must write more glorifications
I must write more glorifications
And I try and I try and I try and I try
I must write more, I must write more,
When I'm surfin' my PC
Ugarte replies to tell me
On-topic I should be
And he must be a mod 'cause he doesn't show
The same kraziness as me
I must write more, yes more more more
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I must write more glorifications
I must get some board reaction
And I try and I try and I try and I try
I must write more, I must write more,
When I'm workin' round the clock
And I'm writin’ this and I'm signing that
And I'm tryin' to make it rock
Kate tells me Kitty you’re becoming such a lyric freak
But you see I'm on rhyming streak
I must write more, yes more more more
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I must write more, I must write more,
I must write more glorifications
More glorifications, more glorifications more glorifications
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Goodbye My Friend (Goodnight Tonight, Paul McCartney)
Kitty presents a musical farewell to Druss.
Oo - oo-oo-oo-oo,
Oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo,
Oo - oo-oo-oo.
Don't get too tired of us,
Don't let it end.
Don't say goodbye my friend,
You may never pass this way again.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't get too cold for Quest,
Don't pass it by. (oo -)
Don't grow too old for Quest,
It's a feeling that may never die.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Oo - oo-oo-oo-oo.
Ah!
Oh no!
Ah!
Boogie woogie!
Don't get too tired of us,
Don't let it end.
Don't say goodbye my friend,
(don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say goodbye my friend)
You may never pass this way again.
(don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say goodbye my friend)
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
Don't say it, don't say it,
Say anything, don't say goodbye my friend.
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Good Day Hero (Good Day Sunshine, The Beatles, Revolver LP, Lennon/McCartney)
Midi Version
Good Day Hero, Good Day Hero, Good Day Hero
I need to rise and when the sun comes up
I see Gnome Ann and she won’t shut up
She serves food with a funny taste
It’s so bad and it goes down like paste
Good Day Hero, Good Day Hero, Good Day Hero
We have a talk, her inn is needing aid
Shake my head as the plans are laid
Good Day Hero, Good Day Hero, Good Day Hero
Then I dance upon that stupid stage
Shake my hips, now I’m all the rage
I feel good, I know I'm looking fine
You must surely think I've lost my mind
Good Day Hero, Good Day Hero, Good Day Hero
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GortEatGort (GodEatGod, Marilyn Manson, Hollywood)
Now, Kitty presents a QfGlorification from a very ~EVIL~ artist. And no, I have not ran off and joined some katanic kult! I just pride my self in having a wide taste in music.
Dear Gort do you want to tear your hair right out, and hold yourself
Dear Gort can you defeat that foe, take the prize before you go
Dear Gort the Doctor says you’ll be the king of all Silmaria
Dear Gort all the scientists can't create you all over again
Before the Dragon, before he flies
Before the assassin snuffs out my life
The only smiling are the men that made you
But you’re not human and you have no brains
Dear Gort your life is so blue and you debt is due
Dear Gort if you were alive you know they'd kill you
Before the Dragon, before he flies
Before the assassin snuffs out my life
The only smiling are the men that made you
But you’re not human and you have no brains
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Gort Only Goes (God Only Knows, The Beach Boys, Pet Sounds LP, Brian Wilson)
Midi Version
He was not always alive
But in the arena he does thrive
And if you ever doubt it
He'll make you live to regret it
Gort only goes when they move his joystick
If they should ever free him
Would he still really want to be him
The world would have nothing for him
So what use would living do him
Gort only goes when they move his joystick
Gort only goes when they move his joystick
And now that they have freed him
Would he still really want to be him
Hero could not win without him
Now they are so darn proud of him
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
Gort surely goes when they trash his joystick
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Grizzly Bear (Teddy Bear, Elvis)
Don’t let me be your growling grizzly bear
Unlock the chain around my neck, turn me into a baronette
Don’t let me be your grizzly bear.
I don't wanna be a giant 'couse giants eat too much
I don't wanna be a lion(taur) 'couse lion(taur)s are the kind
who are too gruff
Don’t let me be your growling grizzly bear
Unlock the chain around my neck, turn me into a baronette
Don’t let me be your grizzly bear.
Baby, let me be your kitty kat
Run your finger through my hair and make me purr all night
Oh, let me be you’re your kitty kat.
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Happiness is a Cold Fish (Happiness is a Warm Gun, The Beatles)
He's a nice young man who fishes much
Do do do do do do do do
He's well acquainted with the touch of the rod and reel
Like a glove in his callused hands.
The hero from abroad with the many varied weapons
And his walking boots
Trying to rent a boat while the mercenaries are busy
Working overtime
A bundle of salty anchovies he bought
And added to an artichoke pizza pie.
I need a fish 'cause I'm going down
Down to the depths of the under water town
I need a fish cause I'm going down
Terrible Tritons scared the fish
Terrible Tritons scared the fish
Terrible Tritons scared the fish
Terrible Tritons scared the fish
Happiness is a cold fish
Happiness is a cold fish
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel your scales with my fingers
I know no one can do me no harm
Because happiness is a cold fish
Yes it is
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Happy Questing [Quest Forever] (Happy Xmas [War Is Over], John Lennon and Yoko Ono)
So this is questing
And where have you gone
Another quest over
And a new one came along
And so this is questing
I hope you had fun
The thief and the mage one
The fighter so young
refrain:
Merry merry questing
And a happy new quest
Let's hope it's a good one
And hope it’s the best
And so this is questing
For quick and for strong
For evil and good ones
To be a hero is not wrong
And so happy questing
For dark and for bright
For katta and paladins
Let's stop all the fight
refrain
So this is questing
And where have you gone
Another quest over
And a new one came along
And so this is questing
I hope you had fun
The thief and the mage one
The fighter so young
refrain
Quest forever
If you want to
Quest forever
Now...
All I am saying
Is give Quest a chance …
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He Came In Through The Latrine Sewer (She Came In Through The Bathroom Window, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
This song immediately follows "Polythene Pam" in the medley on side two of the "Abbey Road" LP.
He came in through the latrine sewer
Covered by a awful stench
And how he held his nose in disgust
From the lack of his own good sense
Didn't anybody smell him?
Didn't anybody see?
Hero’s on a Quest For Glory,
But he sure does smell to me
He said he's always been a fighter
He killed-off 15 goons a day
And though he thought the hole was brighter
Well he knew and he went that way.
And so he quit the hero business
And got myself a nicer job
And though he tried his best to rule us
He could rule but he’s still a slob
Didn't anybody smell him?
Didn't anybody see?
Hero’s on a Quest For Glory,
But he sure does smell to me
P U
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He Drinks Wine (I Feel Fine, The Beatles, Past Masters Volume One)
This is sung by the hero’s wife after QFG5. The fact that the Hero is now a wino (he can’t cope with being king of Silmaria) could lead to the "Hero’s Divorce"! This is not intended to make light of the fact that so many people are affected, directly and indirectly, by alcohol abuse and drinking problems. Rather, I would hope that it would increase awareness, with a little humor, of this very serious problem.
In addition to being a number one hit, "I Feel Fine" is also famous for being the first Beatle recording to feature electric guitar feedback (it’s the first thing you hear on the song).
Hero's good to me, you know,
I’m happy usually, you know,
I’m so low
I'm in love with him but he drinks wine.
Hero says he's fine, you know,
But he drinks wine all the time, you know,
He’s so low.
I'm in love with him but he drinks wine.
I'm so mad that he's a real wino.
He's so sad, he's lost in a bottle
My dear hero tries his best, you know.
He can't give wine a rest, you know,
I’m so low.
I’m in love with him but he drinks wine, mmm.
Hero says he's fine, you know,
But he drinks wine all the time, you know,
He’s so low.
I'm in love with him but he drinks wine.
I'm so mad that he's a real wino.
He's so sad, he's lost in a bottle
My dear hero tries his best, you know.
He can't give wine a rest, you know,
I’m so low.
I’m in love with him but he drinks wine, mmm, mmm.
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Hello, Goodbye (Hello, Goodbye, The Beatles, Single, Magical Mystery Tour)
Kitty’s little protest song about the Moody Mods’ hello and goodbye post policy. At least they listened to me, saw the light, and loosened up a little!
I say yes, Mods say no.
They say stop and I say no no no, oh no.
Can’t say goodbye and can’t say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why no more goodbyes, no more hellos
Hello hello
I don't know why no more goodbyes, no more hellos
I say bye, mods say no.
Mods say why and I say that don't go, oh no.
Can’t say goodbye and can’t say hello
(Hello Goodbye Hello Goodbye) hello hello
(Hello Goodbye) I don't know why no more goodbyes, no more hellos
(Hello Goodbye Hello Goodbye) hello hello
(Hello Goodbye) I don't know why no more goodbyes
(Hello Goodbye) no more hellos
Why why why why why why do you say no more goodbyes, oh no?
Can’t say goodbye and can’t say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why no more goodbyes, no more hellos
Hello hello
I don't know why no more goodbyes, no more hellos.
I say yes (I say "yes") Mods say no (but I may mean no.)
They say stop (I can stay) and I say go go go (till it's time to go oh), oh no.
Can’t say goodbye and can’t say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why no more goodbyes, no more hellos
Hello hello
I don't know why no more goodbyes, no more hellos
Hello hello
I don't know why no more goodbyes, no more hellos hellos.
Hela heba helloa CHA CHA, hela..
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Help! (Help!, The Beatles)
Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.
When I was stronger, so much stronger than today,
I never needed anybody's spells in any way.
But now those times are gone, I can’t do this alone,
Now I find I've changed my mind, I don’t want that gold throne.
Help me if you can, I'm going down
And I do appreciate you flying round.
Help me, bring this big red dragon down
Won't you please, please help me?
And now this rite challenges me in oh so many ways,
My friends seem to vanish in the smoke and the haze.
But every second now I feel I won’t succeed,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
Help me if you can, I'm going down
And I do appreciate you flying round.
Help me, bring this big red dragon down
Won't you please, please help me?
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these daya are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm going down
And I do appreciate you flying round.
Help me, bring this big red dragon down
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
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Here Comes A Pun (Here Comes The Sun, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Here comes a pun, here comes a pun,
and I say it's all right
Thank you Hero , I’ve had a long hard thankless career
Thank you Hero, it feels like years since I had cheer
Here comes a pun, here comes a pun
And I say it's all right
Thank you Hero, the laughs returning to the faces
Thank you Hero, it seems like years since I have joked
Here comes a pun, here comes a pun
And I say it's all right
Pun, pun, pun, here it comes...
Pun, pun, pun, here it comes...
Pun, pun, pun, here it comes...
Pun, pun, pun, here it comes...
Pun, pun, pun, here it comes...
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Hero Don’t Drop that Mirror (Rikki Don't Lose That Number, Steely Dan)
In honor of the Steely Dan’s recent induction into the Rock' N' Role Hall of Fame, Kitty proudly presents this QfGlorification of a Steely Dan classic hit from the mid 70s.
She knows you're coming, that's OK
She thought your little wild quest was surely done
She guessed you were sure scared of her, you’d turn and run
But you would surely change her tastes
CHORUS:
Hero don't lose that mirror
You don't wanna turn into a toad
Pack it up in a leather pouch to hold
Hero don't lose that mirror
Better keep it right on top
You might need it if that old Baba
Wants you to hop
She has a skull around, he knows your name
You can go on rhyming at her front gate
You could stay inside and be lunch, you’d taste great
Or she could have a change of taste
Hero don't lose that mirror
You don't wanna turn into a toad
Pack it up in a leather pouch to hold
Hero don't lose that mirror
Better keep it right on top
You might need it if that old Baba
Wants you to hop
You tell that witch you're not her kind
And you can never change her mind
But she could have a change of taste
Hero don't lose that mirror
You don't wanna turn into a toad
Pack it up in a leather pouch to hold
Hero don't lose that mirror
Better keep it right on top
You might need it if that old Baba
Wants you to hop
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Hero, Hero (Woman, Woman by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap)
This song is for Vol who expressed her fondness for Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, and was inspired by Vol’s and Rog's "A Promise Broken".
Our hero is now the happily married King of Silmaria. This song is sung by his wife as she sees him growing restless.
Hero oh hero
Have you got questing on your mind, on your mind
Something's wrong with you now
That your firmness cannot hide
And you're afraid to let your feelings known
And lately when you sit there, I know you're not satisfied
Hero oh hero
Have you got questing on your mind, on your mind
I've seen the way you look afar
To lands for far away
And it hurts that your not there to save the day
And it's always that you really care
That's really killing you
Hero oh hero
Have you got questing on your mind, on your mind
A hero wears a certain cloak
When he is on a quest
And you wear that darn old cloak just all the time
I know you hate to say it
But questing is all you do
Hero oh hero
Have you got questing on your mind, on your mind
Oh Hero oh hero
Have you got questing on your mind, on your mind
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Hero Don’t Go (Caroline, No - Beach Boys, Pet Sounds)
Midi Version
Music by Brian Wilson
Words by Tony Asher
Vocals by Brian Wilson
Released by Capitol Records as single by Brian Wilson
Peaked at # 32
Original title was “Carol I Know”.
Carol was a teenage friend of Brian’s who he had a huge krush on.
Where did your long kape go
Where is the guy who used to show
How to land oh so many blows
So, Hero don’t go
Who took your sword away
I remember how you used to slay
So many foes, now nay a crow
So, Hero don’t go
Break my heart
I want to go and drink
It's so hard to watch you shrink and sink
So, Hero don’t go
Could I ever find in games again
Hero’s made with strength of ten fold men
Could we ever bring you back once you have gone
So, Hero don’t go
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Hero Lane (Penny Lane, The Beatles)
In Hero Lane there is a adventurer showing photographs
Of every monster he's had the pleasure to kill.
And all the heroes that come and go
Stop to slay some more.
In the square is a banker with a attitude,
The city thieves rob from him behind his back.
And they always fill up their sacks
with the gold they gain, from the safe.
Hero Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the blue Silmarian skies
I sit with my back pack
In Hero Lane there is a fisherman with a small sailboat
And in his pocket is a lot of anchovies.
He likes to keep his small sailboat very lean,
It's a sail machine.
Hero Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
A pair of P & J pizza pies
In Silmaria, meanwhile back
From a stand in the middle of the marketplace
Marrak is selling Gyros, all the same
And tho' he feels if he’s in a game
He is anyway
In Hero Lane Gnome Anne serves another customer,
We see the hero sitting waiting for goulash.
And then ole Wolfie man rushes in
With a can of paint, to decorate.
Hero lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the blue Silmarian skies
I sit with my back pack
Hero lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the blue Silmarian skies,
Hero Lane.
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Hero Man Is Coming Around (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
You better post fast
You better not flame
Better not bash
I'm telling you why
Hero Man is coming around
He's taking a fish,
And throwing it twice;
Gonna flounder Who's naughty and not nice.
Hero Man is coming around
He sees you when you're posting
He knows when you're astray
He knows if you've been on or off (topic)
So you better be on topic for just today!
O! You better watch out!
You better post fast
You better not flame
Better not bash, I'm telling you why
Hero Man is coming around.
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Hero, You're A Rich Man by The Katties (Baby, You're A Rich Man, The Beatles)
How does it feel to be
One of the famous heroes?
Now that you know who you are
Who are you gonna save?
And have you traveled very far?
Far as the sarrus can go.
How does it feel to be
One of the famous heroes?
How often have you been there?
Often enough to glow.
What did you see, when you were there?
Nothing but arrows and bows.
Hero you're a rich man,
Hero you're a rich man,
Hero you're a rich man too.
You keep all your dinars in a small brown pack on your back.
With a few snacks.
Hero you're a rich man,
Hero you're a rich man,
Hero you're a rich man,
How does it feel to be
One of the famous heroes?
Took honey from A to Bees
Happy to be that way.
Now that you've found another key
What chest should try today?
Hero you're a rich man,
Hero you're a rich man,
Hero you're a rich man,
You keep all your dinars in a small brown pack on your back.
With a few snacks.
Hero you're a rich man …
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Hero Man (Nowhere Man, The Beatles)
He’s a real Hero man
Saving all those evil lands
Cleaning all those pot and pans
For old Baba
Doesn’t have a map or two
Only has a jar of Goo
Isn’t he a bit like Yorrick and Me?
Hero Man, please listen,
There may be traps you're missing,
Hero Man, it’s time for you to take a stand.
He's as blind as an old batty,
The wiz cast a spell of invisibility,
Hero Man can you see him at all?
Doesn’t have a map or two
Only has a jar of Goo
Isn't he a bit like Yorrick and Me?
Hero Man, please hurry,
Take your spade, please bury,
All the Wraiths, goblins,
Shades and goons.
He’s a real Hero man
Saving all those evil lands
Cleaning all those pot and pans
For Old Baba
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Hero’s Divorce (Haitian Divorce, Steely Dan, AJA, 1977)
As we all know, our Hero usually gets married at the end of QFG5, but there’s no guarantee that he will stay married. So here’s a sad little twist to the story.
"Haitian Divorce" is a very kool Steely Dan reggae number.
Kat(rina) and our Hero were in love they said
So in love that Logos' face turned red
Soon everybody knew she was undead
He fights, she bites, they wrangle through the night
She go krazy
Hero makes a getaway
Katta say
Oh - no celebration
No cheer and no love makin'
No recourse
Oh - congratulations
This is the Hero’s Divorce
He takes a long walk to the Dead Parrot
For companionship and Budar’s wit
He drinks dragon breath and he does chug it
He feels alright, he gonna win tonight
Madam Nawar
Show me how the big wheels play
Katta say
Oh - no celebration
No cheer and no love makin'
No recourse
Oh - congratulations
This is the Hero’s Divorce
In the Corner
In the high back chair
Sits Ugarte with the (divorce) papers and the sneaky stare
When he smiled, he knew it all
Why did it end so?
They sang the goodbye Merengue
Now no going back
Marriage fades to black
No more reunions in Silmaria
Day by day the memories fade away
Some stories end in a peculiar way
They change, they go, nobody really knows
How they may go
Who's Katrina and Hero?
Katta go
Oh - no celebration
No cheer and no love makin'
No recourse
Oh - congratulations
This is the Hero’s Divorce
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Heroic Guy (American Pie, Don McClean)
Don and Kitty proudly present this joint effort on a QfGlorification of perhaps the most ultimate song to QfGlorify. Kitty would like to thank Don for giving him the honor of inviting him to help out on this song. Don did most of the work on the wonderful lyrics. Of course, no one, not even Kitty, could come close to doing justice to the other Don’s original lyrics which are like a tribute to Rock N Role.
A long long time ago,
I can still remember how
that series used to make me smile.
And I knew if it had a chance
That QFG6 could make the people dance,
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But the message board made me shiver,
With every message I'd deliver.
Bad news in the forum;
I couldn't take the boredom.
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about old Glory’s wounded pride,
Something touched me deep inside
The day the series died.
So
(Chorus)
Bye, bye Mister heroic guy
Rode my carpet to the market but no Glory to buy
Oh, No matter how hard I would try and try
Surely, this'll be the day that I cry,
This'll be the day that I cry.
You wrote Quest for Glory 1,
Next, Trial by Fire would come
Wages of War was so so
Shadows of Darkness was very cool;
But I hate error 52,
And can you teach me how to use mo-slow?
I know that you did Trophy Bass
and Quest for Glory is in the past.
You really Don’t Know Jack;
Nascar Racing is not on track
I was a lonely adventurin fightin dude
With some nasty rations for some food.
But I knew I should have sued
The day the series died.
I started singing
Bye, bye Mister heroic guy
Rode my carpet to the market but no Glory to buy
Oh, No matter how hard I would try and try
Surely, this'll be the day that I cry,
This'll be the day that I cry.
After five games we're now on our own,
and dust gets thick on the throwing stones.
But, that's not what Glory was to me.
When the Hero danced in Annagram’s Inn
In tight pants he could barley fit in,
and a top that came from Pun (ny) or Me.
And, while the king was looking down
The assassin slit his throat and crown.
Logos had been concerned,
The king had not returned.
And while Rakeesh was lookin tart
A dagger was thrown right at his heart
As we wept alone in the dark,
The day the series died.
We were singing
Bye, bye Mister heroic guy
Rode my carpet to the market but no Glory to buy
Oh, No matter how hard I would try and try
Surely, this'll be the day that I cry,
This'll be the day that I cry.
Dear oh Hero in the hidden valley;
The bird flew and Hero dare not dally,
Dark One’s near and coming fast.
Avoozl’s come at last,
Eranna’s protection could not last
Hero had no manna for a spell to cast.
The midnight air was dank and damp
While outside the gates he meet a vamp.
Hero woke up in sweat,
He would surely lose the bet.
When Hero tried to know his dreams,
He told the gypsy of the scenes.
Do you recall what was then seen
The day the series died?
We started singing
Bye, bye Mister heroic guy
Rode my carpet to the market but no Glory to buy
Oh, No matter how hard I would try and try
Surely, this'll be the day that I cry,
This'll be the day that I cry.
And there they were all in one place,
A series lost in cyber-space,
With no time left to play it again.
So Hero 6 be nimble, Hero 6 be quick.
Hero 6 started a playing kick,
'Cuz adventure is Sierras only friend.
And as I watched them on the board
My hands were clenched, the kat did roar.
No member on the forum
Could relieve them of their boredom
And as the flames and slams piled high
While all the members let out a sigh
They saw us crying, while they lied,
The day the series died.
They were singing
Bye, bye Mister heroic guy
Rode my carpet to the market but no Glory to buy
Oh, No matter how hard I would try and try
Surely, this'll be the day that I cry,
This'll be the day that I cry.
I met Sierra who sang the blues
And I asked them for some happy news,
But they just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the computer store
Where I'd played the series years before,
But the man there said the series wouldn't play.
And on the boards the children screamed,
The moddies cried, and the programmers dreamed.
But not a word was spoken,
The key boards all were broken.
And the three people I admire most-
Rakeesh, Logos, and the Erana’s Ghost
They caught the last rug for the coast.
The day the series died.
They were singing
Bye, bye Mister heroic guy
Rode my carpet to the market but no Glory to buy
Oh, No matter how hard I would try and try
Surely, this'll be the day that I cry,
This'll be the day that I cry.
Bye, bye Mister heroic guy
Rode my carpet to the market but no Glory to buy
Oh, No matter how hard I would try and try
Surely, this'll be the day that I cry,
This'll be the day that I cry.
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Hey Druss (Hey Jude, The Beatles)
Hey Druss, don't write it mad
Take a bad song and write it better.
Remember, be heroic in your heart,
Then you can start to write it better.
Hey Druss, don't be insane.
You were made to go out and write it.
The minute the mods get under your skin,
Then you begin to make them madder.
And when you begin to complain, hey Druss, refrain,
Don't carry the board upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's no fool who plays it kool
Take it from one a little bit older.
Hey Druss, don't let me down.
You have wrote it, now go and post it.
Remember, be heroic in your heart,
Then you can start to write it better.
So get it out and let us in, hey Druss, begin,
You're waiting for Kitty to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Druss, you'll do,
You don’t have to be very much bolder.
Hey Druss, don't write it mad
Take a bad song and write it better.
Remember don’t let them under your skin,
Then you'll begin to write it
Better better better better better better, oh.
Na na na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey Druss
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His Clothes He Ain’t A-Changin' (The Times They Are A-Changin', Bob Dylan, The Times They Are A-Changin' LP, 1964)
Midi Version
Come on now our Hero
Wherever you roam
And admit that the odor
Around you has grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be meet with a groan
If your clothes to you
Are worth savin'
Then you better start washin'
Or you'll stink to the bone
And his clothes he ain’t a-changin'.
Come Katta and Wolfmen
Who smell him with your nose
And keep your doors shut
Then soak him with a hose
And don't peek too soon
Or you’ll see filthy clothes
And there's no tellin' him
That he’s stinkin’
For the Hero now
Won’t be likely to bathe
And his clothes he ain’t a-changin'.
Come all ladies, gentlemen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the privy
Don't block up the stall
For those who stay long
Will be those who will fall
There's a bad smell inside
And it is agin'
It'll soon stun your senses
And lockup your jaws
And his clothes he ain’t a-changin'.
Come merchants and vendors
Please hold your wrath
And don't criticize
When he won’t take a bath
And stop all your questions
‘Cause it’s all in the math
His old rags are
Rapidly fadin'
Please get out of the way now
If you can't have a laugh
And his clothes he ain’t a-changin'.
The bath it is drawn
The soap it won’t last
The cleansing now
Will surely be fast
Dirty laundry now
Will later be past
His odor is
Rapidly fadin'
And the hero now
Will be clean at last
For his clothes he is a-changin'.
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Honey Bees (Let it Be, The Beatles, Let it Be)
Let it Be was another Beatles #1 hit from the Let it Be LP. The Let it B sessions were recorded before Abbey Road and were originally planned to be released as the "Get Back" LP. However arguments and general dissatisfaction with the sessions and the producing of the LP delayed the final release until 1970. It was released on the same day the Paul McCartney announced that was quitting The Beatles and released his first solo LP, McCartney.
When you find Salim in need of feathers
Buy some honey for a fee
Search in the savanna, honey bees.
And when you follow the bird
There is hive right in front of you
Do not dare disturb them, honey bees.
Honey Bees, honey bees, honey bees, honey bees
Do not dare disturb them, honey bees.
Until the Liontaurs of Tarna
Start seeking a world of peace,
Bring Salim more feathers, honey bees.
For though that bird departed there is
Still a chance that you will see
Out in the savanna, honey bees.
Honey Bees, honey bees, honey bees, honey bees, Yeah
Bring Salim more feathers, honey bees.
Honey Bees, honey bees, honey bees, honey bees
Do not dare disturb them, honey bees
Honey Bees, honey bees, honey bees, honey bees
Do not dare disturb them, honey bees
And when you need more potions,
There is still something that you can do,
Search on until tomorrow, honey bees.
You look up to the sound of buzzing
Pour some honey on the ground
Return, get the feathers, honey bees.
Honey Bees, honey bees, honey bees, honey bees
Bring Salim more feathers, honey bees.
Honey Bees, honey bees, honey bees, honey bees
Do not dare disturb them, honey bees.
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I Am the Saurus (I Am the Walrus, The Beatles)
Midi Version
I am meek as you are meep as you are Me and we are all together.
See how I run when danger has begun, see how I fly.
I'm trying.
Standing in a Ali Fakir’s pen, waiting for the Hero to come.
Erasmus’s magic tea set, Aziza’s misty magic pool.
Man, I’ve been a naughty boy, I let my tail grow strong.
I am the Boarman, they are the Boarmen.
I am the saurus, gronk gronk a gronk.
Shapierian katta sitting
Pretty little katta in a row.
See what they buy from Katta in the stall, see what they buy.
I'm buying, I'm buying.
I'm buying, I'm buying.
Green matter gru goo, dripping from a steep cliff's crack.
Nikolai’s ghostwife, her name is Anna,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your dress get old.
I am the Boarman, they are the Boarmen
I am the saurus, gronk gronk a gronk.
Standing in an Erana’s garden waiting for the fruit.
If the fruit don't come, you get mana
From waiting around all day.
I am the Boarman, they are the Boarmen
I am the saurus, gronk gronk a gronk g'gronk gronk a gronk.
Folding trap doors, jesting jokers,
Don't you think the Yorrick laughs at you?
See how they fry like berries in a pie,
See how they fry.
I'm frying.
Seed seeking hero, climbing up Mom of the Earth.
Paranoid townspeople talking Igor missing.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Gypsy Davie, Oh.
I am the Boarman, they are the Boarmen
I am the saurus, gronk gronk a gronk g'gronk gronk a gronk.
Gronk gronk a gronk g'gronk gronk a gronk g'goo.
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I Can Take You Out (We Can Work It Out , The Beatles)
Better see it my way,
Do we have to keep on fighting till you must give up?
While you see it your way,
Run the risk of knowing that your life may soon be up.
I Can Take You Out ,
I Can Take You Out .
Think of what you're paying.
You can go along and still you think that you just might.
Think of what I'm saying,
I Can Take You Out and set you straight, and say good night.
I Can Take You Out ,
I Can Take You Out .
Quests are very long, and I got time
For casting and fighting, my foe.
I have always thought you have not mind,
So I will tell you once again.
Better see it my way,
Only time before you have to sing you final song.
While you see it your way
There's a chance that I may break your head before too long.
I Can Take You Out ,
I Can Take You Out .
Quests are very long, and I got time
For casting and fighting, my foe.
I have always thought you have not mind,
So I will tell you once again.
Better see it my way,
Only time before you have to sing you final song.
While you see it your way
There's a chance that I may break your head before too long.
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I Don't Know Jack, Kitty Kat (You Don't Own Me, Lesley Gore)
Peak Billboard position # 2 in 1963
Since Friskett suggested that I do a Jackifictioan, I deceided to do one about me not playing or knowing anything about Jack. So here’s a tongue-in-cheek Jackification. I’m sure Jack is a great game, but having a family, a job, and other activities, I don’t even have much time to play QFG or any other games or even write QfGlorifications!
You don't own him, He's not just one of your little pawns
You don't own him, He's not just another kute little toy
I don’t know Jack, It's not just one of my many games
I don’t know Jack, I must say I prefer other flames
And don't tell me what to play
And don't tell me what to say
And please, when I visit with you
Don't make me feel dismay, 'cause
I don’t know Jack, don't try to change me in any way
I don’t know Jack, don't tie me down 'cause I'd never stay
Oh, I don't tell you what to play
I don't tell you what to say
So just let me be myself
That's all I ask of you
I'm kool and I love to be kool
I'm nuts and I love to be nuts
I play the game the way I want
I say and post whatever I please
< instrumental interlude>
A-a-a-nd don't tell me what to play
Oh-h-h-h don't tell me what to say
And please, when I visit with you
Don't make me feel dismay
I don't tell you what to play
Oh-h-h-h don't tell you what to say
So just let me be myself
That's all I ask of you
I'm kool and I love to be kool
FADE
I'm nuts and I love to be nuts
I play the game the way I want
I say and post whatever I please
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I Just Have to Find a Potty (I Don't Want to Spoil the Party, The Beatles, Beatles For Sale)
Midi Version
Has any noticed that lack of a decent latrine throughout Gloriana? The only one our hero ever sees is in the fortress in QFG5 if he discovers and uses the secret entrance. I guess he just goes in the woods like the bears and all the monsters do. Maybe there are outhouses behind the various huts and buildings ‘cause it’s unlikely they have indoor plumbing, but you still never ever see one. And what do they use for toilet paper <shudder> ?! Anyways, enough of that talk. Kitty, not so proudly, presents a song that demonstrates our Hero’s current dilemma and Kitty’s keen toilet humor!
I just have to find a potty so I'll go,
I would hate my constipation to grow,
There's not a one ‘round here so I will shed some tears,
If you see one on the road please let me know.
I've had to use the woods but I don't like,
The bugs that are so darn big and sure do bite ,
I wonder where I’ll go, I've gotta let it flow,
I think I'll dig a hole just right back there.
Though tonight I ate roughage,
I can’t go yet,
Last night I ate Ann’s porridge,
I can’t go yet.
I just have to find a potty, I must go,
I would hate my bloated bladder to blow,
Don’t gotta an extra set, I cannot get them wet,
If you have some extra pants please let me know.
<Instrumental>
Though tonight I drank some ale,
I can’t hold it,
Must’ve downed some twenty grails,
I can’t hold it.
I'll have to use a tree just like a dog,
Perhaps I’ll even try a hollow log ,
I wonder where I’ll pee, perhaps it won’t be free,
I think I see a bush that I might like.
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I Have a Little Dagger (I Have a Little Dreidel)
I have a little dagger,
I got it from Pholus,
And when it's drawn and ready,
Then dagger I shall toss!
(chorus)
Oh dagger, dagger, dagger,
I got it from Pholus;
Oh dagger, dagger, dagger,
Then dagger I shall toss.
It has a lovely handle,
With blade so sharp and thin,
And when the wheel starts turning,
It hits and then I win!
(chorus)
Oh dagger, dagger, dagger,
With blade so sharp and thin,
Oh dagger, dagger, dagger,
It hits and then I win!
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I Saw Her Waiting There (I Saw Her Standing There, The Beatles, Please, Please Me)
Midi Version
Well, she appeared like a dream
She’s not what she seems
And the way she talked and her long dark black hair
So how could I follow another (Ooh)
When I saw her waiting there
Well she smiled at me, went into the trees
And before too long I'm searching everywhere
I couldn't fall for another (Whooh)
When I saw her waiting there
Well, my heart just sank
When my mind went blank
When she held my eyes with hers...
Yes, she sleeps through the day
And I could not say nay
And before too long I’m doing rituals
Why does she sleep in a coffin (Why?)
‘cause I saw her lying there
Well, my heart just sank
When my mind went blank
When she held my eyes with hers...
Yes, she sleeps through the day
And I could not say nay
And before too long I’m doing rituals
Now I'll ritual for no other (No)
‘cause I saw her lying there
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I Wanna Run In Sand (I Wanna Be Your Man, The Beatles, With The Beatles)
I wanna be your saurus hero,
I wanna run in sand,
I wanna be your saurus hero,
I wanna run in sand,
Tell me that you buy me hero,
From that krazy man,
Ride me like no other saurus,
Guide me with you hand.
I wanna run in sand,
I wanna run in sand,
Tell me that you buy me hero,
From that krazy man,
Tell me that you buy me hero,
I wanna run in sand,
I wanna be your saurus hero,
I wanna run in sand,
I wanna be your saurus hero,
I wanna run in sand,
I wanna run in sand,
I wanna run in sand,
I wanna be your saurus hero,
I wanna run in sand,
I wanna be your saurus hero,
I wanna run in sand,
Tell me that you buy me hero,
From that krazy man,
Ride me like no other saurus,
Guide me with you hand.
I wanna run in sand,
I wanna run in sand
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If I Had a Million Drachmas (I Had $1000000 , Bare Naked Ladies, Rock Spectacle)
Midi Version
Thanks to Druss who turned me on to "Bare Naked Ladies". Actually, I’ve been turned on by bare naked ladies long before I knew Druss!
"Bare Naked Ladies" are big Beatle fans.
This is sung by the hero to Elsa during their koutship, in QFG5.
If I had a million drachmas
(If I had a million drachmas)
I’d buy you a new sword
(I would buy you a new sword)
If I had a million drachmas
(If I had a million drachmas)
I’d buy a magical new sword
(Maybe one that slays dragons or made of diamonds)
And if I had a million drachmas
(If I had a million drachmas)
I’d buy you new arm bands
(A pair of arm bands to fortify you)
If I had million drachmas I’d buy your love.
If I had a million drachmas
I’d build a castle in Marette
If I had million drachmas
You could help, now wouldn’t that be sweet
If I had million drachmas
Maybe we could build like a two seater latrine in there somewhere
You know, we could just put mags and books in there
Like manuals from FACS
They would be already laid out by the john
Also some soft toilet paper and soaps
If I had million drachmas
(If I had million drachmas)
I’d buy you new armor
(Yes, some magic armor that shines)
And if I had million drachmas
(If I had a million drachmas)
I’d buy you an exotic pet
(Like a dragon or a hydra)
And if I had million drachmas
(If I had a million drachmas)
I’d buy you old Minos' minions
(All those krazy misguided goons)
And If I had million drachmas I’d buy your love.
If I had a million drachmas
We wouldn't have to go to the guild
If I had a million drachmas
With our own treadmill, stamina we’d build.
If I had a million drachmas
We wouldn't have to eat Ann’s dinners
But we could eat Ann’s dinner
Of course we could, we’d just eat less
And add really expensive spices to them
That’s right, all the exotic katta spices
Mmmmmm
If I had million drachmas
(If I had million drachmas)
I’d buy your wedding dress
(A nice, long, white wedding dress, that’s kool)
And if I had million drachmas
(If I had million drachmas)
I’d buy you some art
(A balloon painting by old Wolfie )
If I had million drachmas
(If I had million drachmas)
I’d buy you a kitty
(Haven't you always wanted a kitty?)
If I had million drachmas
I’d buy your love
If I had million drachmas, If I had million drachmas
If I had million drachmas, If I had million drachmas
You’d be queen.
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If It’s Quest for Glory (If It Makes You Happy, Sheryl Crow)
Midi Version
I've been long, a long way from here
I put on some armor and fought with my weapons
And drank at the Dead Parrot Inn
We went searching, through forests and jungles
Found the Paladin’s sword, Amelia’s ring too
And the katta’s freindship and pin
Well, I could have never made this up
I promise you I'd never give up
If it’s Quest for Glory, it can't be that bad
If it’s Quest for Glory, then you should be mighty darn glad
Get down, real low down
You listen at old doors, and who knows what for
Well, who hasn't been there before?
I come 'round, around the hard way
Can’t even make my bed
Shake the fog from my head
And serve you bad goulash again
Okay, I still throw stones
I'm not the kind of hero you'd take home
If it’s Quest for Glory, it can't be that bad
If it’s Quest for Glory, then you should be mighty darn glad
We've been far, far away from here
I put on some armor and fought with my weapons
And everything in between
Well, okay, I wrote this song
So what if right now, the rhyme is all wrong?
If it’s Quest for Glory, it can't be that bad
If it’s Quest for Glory, then you should be mighty darn glad
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Imagine (Imagine, John Lennon, Imagine)
Midi Version
Imagine there's more Glory
It's easy if you try
Six games to play now
The time is nearly nigh
Imagine all the gamers
Playing Quest all day...
Imagine there's more heroes
It isn't hard to do
Someone to come and save us
And be quite handsome too
Imagine all the heroes
Saving all the lands...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday they’ll hear us
And that Quest will not be done
Imagine more adventures
I wonder if you can
New life for meeps and katta
A new Glorianna land
Imagine all the members
Sharing all their hints...
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I’m Gonna Save Your Land (I Want To Hold Your Hand, The Beatles)
Another #1 hit single by The Beatles.
Oh yeah, I've heard the rumors,
I think I understand.
When I hear those rumors
I’m gonna save your land,
I’m gonna save your land,
I’m gonna save your land.
Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll help me save your hand.
Now help me save your land,
I’m gonna save your land.
And when I come here, I know evil resides.
It's such an evil that my friend
You can't hide, You can't hide, You can't hide.
Yeah, you've got some troubles,
I think I understand.
Well, I'll fix your troubles
I’m gonna save your land,
I’m gonna save your land,
I’m gonna save your land,
And when I come here, I know evil resides.
It's such an evil that my friend
You can't hide, You can't hide, You can't hide.
Now you've got no problems,
I know you understand.
Now I've solved your problems,
I sure did save your land,
I sure did save your land,
I sure did save your land.
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I'm the Kutest (I'm The Greatest, Ringo Starr, written by John Lennon)
When I was a little kat,
Way back home in old Shapier,
My mama told me, I was kute.
Then when I was a teenager,
I knew that I had got something going,
All the kittens told me I was kute.
And now I'm a kat,
Posting songs about this and that,
And you know what Ruby told me ... I was kute.
I’m on the greatest board on earth,
For what it is worth.
Now I'm nearly forty-four;
And all I wanna do, is post some more!
Hey!
I looked in the mirror,
I saw my wife and kids,
And you know what they told me... I was krazed.
Yes, my name is Kitty Katta,
You know it has been for only one year.
And when I'm fifty-two;
All I’ll wanna do, is write songs for you!
Hey, Hey, Hey, (hey, hey, hey) Yeah!
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm the kutest and you better believe it, kattas!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
I'm gonna be the kutest on this board, (ho!)
In the next board and on any board! (hey!)
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all right!
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I'm ‘Enry the ‘Ermit I am (I'm Henry the Eighth I am, Herman’s Hermits)
I'm ‘Enry the ‘Ermit I am
‘Enry the ‘Ermit I am, I am
I got a house with a killer of a door
I’ve never had any visitors before
And the first one was a hero (hero)
It couldn't have been a kitty or a meep (no meep)
I'm a bearded old man, I'm ‘Enry
‘Enry the ‘Ermit I am
Second verse same as the first
I'm ‘Enry the ‘Ermit I am
‘Enry the ‘Ermit I am, I am
I got a house with a killer of a door
I’ve never had any visitors before
And the first one was a hero (hero)
It couldn't have been a kitty or a meep (no meep)
I'm a bearded old man, I'm ‘Enry
‘Enry the ‘Ermit I am
‘-E-N-R-Y
‘Enry (‘Enry)
‘Enry (‘Enry)
‘Enry the ‘Ermit I am, I am
‘Enry the ‘Ermit I am
Yeah!
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In The Groove (In The Mood, Glen Miller)
Midi Version
Mr. big strong hero hope you’re feelin’ all right
Hope you're in the groove ‘cause I need dancin’ tonight
How's about a small stage with a patron or two
Where the music's mellow and the beat is real smooth
There's no chance enchantin' without some brand new moves
You got to do some dancin' to get in the groove
Sister Ann Agrama that's a crazy idea
Something swing-a-dilla would surely bring good cheer
Ev'rybody must agree this hero can dance
When you have a mortgage to pay and one last chance
Helpin' out your inn will be meet with gratitude
A bright pair of tights will put me in the groove
In the groove - that's it I got spunk
In the groove - your jaw will go thunk
In the groove - oh what a hot hunk
I’m alive and got the jive
Now I sure know how
Hep, hep, hep - hep like a hepper
Pep, pep, pep - hot as a pepper
Step, step, step - step like a stepper
I’m dancin' and prancin'
I’m in the groove now
Mr. big strong hero you are such a big hon
You can see the wonders that this evenin' has done
Your feet were so heavy 'til they hardly could move
Now they're light as feathers and you're right in the groove
You were only hungry for some musical food
You're positively, absolutely in the groove
Sister Ann Agrama I'm indebted to you
It all goes to show what free room and board can do
Never felt so happy and so fully alive
Seems that jammin' jumpin' is a powerful jive
Swingeroo is giving me a new attitude
My heart is full of rhythm and I'm in the groove
In the groove that's it 'cause I got spunk and I'm
In the groove your jaw will go thunk when I’m
In the groove bobbity bop a diddly-bop-a-bop-a
I’m alive and got the jive
Now I sure know how
Hep, hep, hep, you're hep like a hepper full of
Pep, pep, pep, you're hot as a pepper and you
Step, step, step, step step like a stepper
I’m dancin' and now I’m prancin'
'Cause I’m in the groove
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In Old Glory Four (When I'm Sixty-Four, The Beatles, Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band LP)
Midi Version
This was written to fullfill a special request by Al
When I start playing Old Glory Four,
Shadows of Darkness.
Will I still be mourning lack of Katta kind
All I do is sigh, cry, and whine.
They were right there in one, three and five
And in two galore,
Where are the Katta? Why are there natta?
In Old Glory Four
I’ll be mad and blue,
And if I play again,
I might even sue.
They could be handy, selling breath mints
When your breath does smell.
They can setup outside by the dry goods store
Test the air for stale garlic spoors,
Digging the grave sites, helping Igor,
They could do much more.
How I miss Scoree! How I miss Sloree!
In Old Glory Four.
Even someday they might build a hotel,
At the edge of town, if Bella don’t mind
They will serve and slave
And the hosts you have seen
Shema and Shameen
Send them an e-mail, please copy mine,
Making a protest
Indicate succinctly that katta are kute
Even if you don’t give a hoot
Give them your complaints, knock on their door
Katta evermore!
Go and ask Lori! Go and ask Corey!
Why no Katta for?
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It Ain't Me Bab (It Ain't Me Babe, Bob Dylan, Another Side Of Bob Dylan, 1964)
Midi Version
Covered by Johnny Cash/June Carter Cash and also The Turtles
Go 'way from our village
Leave with your curse and your schemes
I'm not the one you want, Bab
I'm not the one you need
You say you're lookin' for someone
Who's not too tough and tastes so fine
For soufflé, stew, an' desert too
Whenever you would like to dine
Someone to go for roots and much, much more
But it ain't me, Bab
No, no, no, it ain't me Bab, It ain't me you're lookin' for, Bab.
Go quickly from Speilburg, Bab
Go quickly in the sky
I'm not the one you want, Bab
Unlike you, I cannot fly
You say you're lookin' for someone
Who will promise never to croak
Someone to find newt eyes for you
Someone who’ll tell no jokes
Someone to bake pies for you an' more
But it ain't me, Bab
No, no, no, it ain't me Bab
It ain't me you're lookin' for, Bab.
Go slink back into your house, Bab
Everything inside is so frightful
There's nothing in there for me
An' anyway you’re way too dull
You say you're looking for someone
Who'll perk you up each time you’re sad
To gather mandrake constantly
To suffer each time you’re mad
A hero for you to hate ever more
But it ain't me, Bab
No, no, no, it ain't me, Bab
It ain't me you're lookin' for, Bab.
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Jack The Knife (Mack The Knife, Bobby Darin)
I have yet to QfGlorify PaladinLover, so I have decided to QfGlorify a character from his
"Cowboys and Katta", Jack The Knife. Thanks to PaladinLover who said he got the idea for Jack The Knife from "Mack The Knife".
Recorded December 19, 1958 and appeared in LP "That's All". The # 5 song of the 1955-1959 era. Was # 1 for 9 weeks in 1959. Original Words by Berthold Brecht and Music by Kurt Weill. English words added by Marc Blitzstein. Written in 1928 as "Moritat" or "Theme From the Threepenny Opera" a/k/a "The Beggar's Opera" and introduced in that production by Weill's wife, Lotte Lenya. 14th most popular single in Billboards HOT 100 history. Bobby Darin's first (and only) number one song. Won the Grammy for "Record Of The Year" in 1959.
Oh, the knife blade, is so sharp, yeah
And it flashes very bright
Just two knives has that old Jack, yeah
And he wields them, ah, fast a light
Ya know when Jack attacks with his knives, yeah
All his foes just start to dread
Skin tight clothes, oh, wears old Jack Knife, yeah
And there’s ever, ever his eyes of red
Now on the way to, huh, huh, Mother of the World, un huh
Demon fights Larenzo and Nirrak
And someone’s comin' to the rescue
Could that someone be Jack the Knife?
There's a giant ant, huh, out in the jungle dontcha know
With its pincher maw’s just a'rarin' to bite
Oh, that pincher is just, it's there for the kill, yeah
It’ll get ya dead but Jack Knife’s still around
Now d'ja hear ‘bout ‘ol Jack Knife’s gun? He shot blue balls, yeah
After drawin' out of his holster fast
And now that Ant fell fast as an eye blink
Could it be our Jack is somethin' else
Now ol’ Larenzo, ho, ho, yeah, katta Nirrak
Ooh, evil mister Past and his assistants
Oh, the plot has surely thickened
Now that Jack Knife’s still around
I said ol’ Larenzo, whoa, katta Nirrak
Look out to evil mister Past and his assistants
Yes, the plot has surely thickened
Now that Jack Knife’s still around.....
Look out, ‘ol Jack Knife’s back!!
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Katmandu (Xanadu, Olivia Newton-John with ELO)
Olivia Newton-John is (or at least was) one kute kitten! And she could sing too!
A place every Kat wanted to go,
The land that we came to know
We call it Katmandu
And now, open your eyes and see,
What we have now is real
We are in Katmandu
A million Kats meowing and here we are,
We’ve gone so far
An everlasting home and you're here with us,
Lets not fuss
Chorus:
Katmandu, Katmandu, (now we are here) in Katmandu
Katmandu, Katmandu, (now we are here) in Katmandu
Katmandu, your Katta friends will dine with you, Katmandu
The lore, the echoes of long ago,
We needed the world to know
We are in Katmandu
The dream that came through nine million lives
That lived on despite the strife,
We came to Katmandu
A million Kats meowing and here we are,
We’ve gone so far
An everlasting home and you're here with us,
Lets not fuss
Chorus:
Katmandu, Katmandu, (now we are here) in Katmandu
Katmandu, Katmandu, (now we are here) in Katmandu
Now that we're here, now that we're here in Katmandu
Now that we're here, now that we're here in Katmandu, Katmandu
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Katmas Time Is Here Again (Christmas Time Is Here Again, The Beatles)
Katmas time is here again
Katmas time is here again
Katmas time is here again
Won’t be long till you know when
Katmas time is here again
Katmas time is here again
Katmas time is here again
Won’t be long till you’re with your friends
Katmas time is here again
K A T spells kat!
Katmas time is here again
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Katta hate the rain (Rain, The Beatles)
Katta hate the rain, It messes with their heads
They wanna go to bed
Katta hate rain, Katta hate rain
Katta love the sun, They bask in it all day long
(Katta love the sun)
They hope its never gone
(Katta love the sun)
Katta love the sun, Katta love the sun
Rain, Rain, Rain, Rain
All the time
Shine, Shine, Shine, Shine
We feel fine
Can you hear them, that when it rains and shines,
(Katta hate the rain)
They’re totally out of their minds
(Katta love the sun)
Can you hear them, can you hear them?
sdaeh rieht edih dna nur yeht semoc niar eht fI.
(Rain)
naiR.
(Rain)
enihsnuS
They also hate elementals
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Kingdom (Freedom by Paul McCartney, Driving Rain CD, Back in the USA CD)
These are our rites
The rites of rulership
To be our new King
To rule our kingdom
Wanna rule our kingdom?
Who’s rulein' our kingdom?
You will fight
For the right
To rule our kingdom
Anyone tries to enter our rites
They'll have to pay Sam
'Cause this is our rites
Wanna rule our kingdom?
Who’s rulein' our kingdom?
You will fight
In the rites
To rule our kingdom
Who’s rulein' our kingdom?
Who’s rulein' our kingdom?
You will fight
For the right
To rule our kingdom
Who’s gonna be rulein' our kingdom?
Who’s rulein' our kingdom?
You will fight
In the rites
To rule our kingdom
Wanna rule our kingdom?
Who’s rulein' our kingdom?
You will fight
For the right
To rule our kingdom
Wanna rule our kingdom?
Who’s rulein' our kingdom?
You will fight
In the rites
To rule our kingdom
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Kit Kat Theme (Top Cat Theme, Top Cat Cartoon)
Kit Kat, the most adorable,
Kit Kat, who's affectionable,
His girls get to call him "Kit Kat"
Providing it's with grace and tact.
Kit Kat, the indisputable writer of the songs.
He's so kool, he's a kute kitty,
He's so quick with his wit.
He's the most kute kat--
Kit Kat!
Yes, he's got rhyme, he's got zing,
But above everything,
He's the most kute kat --
Kit Kat!
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Kitty Kat's Last Song (Mary Jane's Last Dance, Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers)
He showed up in a Quest for Glory Board,
Had a kute-lookin' tag that you could not ignore.
But he posted fast and he posted right
With them Quest for Glory kats on late Quest for Glory nights.
Well, he showed up here at the age of fourty three.
He blew the kats away, was more than they'd seen.
He was glorifying and we all started groovin'.
He said, "I dig the oldies, but I got to keep movin' on.
Keep movin' on."
Last song for Kitty kat, one more time to got to bat.
I feel boredom creepin' in and I'm tired of this board again.
Well, I don't know, but I've been told,
You never slow down, you never grow old.
Tired of posting songs, tired of being bored,
Tired of the Kat, tired of this forum.
Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
Kitty, pick up that mouse again.
Write me a verse, write me a song.
Take me while I post 'cause I can't stay long.
Last song for Kitty kat, one more time to got to bat.
I feel boredom creepin' in and I'm tired of this board again.
There's fab fans up on the QFG board.
They’re waitin' for the kool song lord,
Lookin' hard for a brand new tune.
The End will be comin' soon.
Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
Kitty, pick up that mouse again.
Write me a verse, write me a song.
Take me while I post 'cause I can't stay long.
Last song for Kitty kat, one more time to got to bat.
I feel addiction creepin' in and I'm hooked on this board again.
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Kitty the Lyrical Kat (Felix the Wonderful Cat, Felix the Cat Cartoon theme song)
Kitty the Kat
The lyrical, lyrical Kat
Whenever he gets into a song
He wants you all to sing along with
Kitty the Lyrical Kat
Kitty the Kat
The lyrical, lyrical Kat
You’ll sing so much,
Your voice will fade,
Your heart will flutter like bats.
Hearing Kitty,
The lyrical Kat
Fenrus the rat
The magical, magical rat
He’ll joke so much,
Your head will spin,
He’s the most, and that’s a fact.
Watcing Fenrus,
The magical rat
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Kool (Smooth, Santana & Rob Thomas, Supernatural)
Midi Version
I had to take a Beatles break, so here’s a tribute to that way kool kat, Carlos Santana and his album of the year, Supernatural. This song and the whole album is great and "so kool"! I just had to prove I could QfGlorify a modern hit song.
Man it’s a kool song
Like seven paces from a frost giant
I write the lyrics & the words are so vibrant
And I stay so Kool
My friends of Katta, my Gloriana moody mody
Your my reason for rhymin’
The swing in my song
BRIDGE:
And if you say this song ain’t good enough
I would give my voice to lift you up
I could change my tune to better suit your mood
Cause I’m so kool
CHORUS:
And just like the motion under this tune
Well that’s the same emotion that I get from you
You do the kind of postin’ that can be so kool
Gimme your praise, make it real
Or else forget about it
I’ll tell you one thing
If I would leave it would be a crying shame
In every song and every word I hear you guys calling me back
Out from the forum, you feel my rhythm from your monitor
I feel the yearning for the board so kute and kool
Burning me hot and kool
And if you say this song ain’t good enough
I would give my voice to lift you up
I could change my tune to better suit your mood
Cause I’m so kool
And just like the motion under this tune
Well that’s the same emotion that I get from you
You do the kind of postin’ that can be so kool
Gimme your praise, make it real
Or else forget about it
And just like the motion under this tune
Well that’s the same emotion that I get from you
You do the kind of postin’ that can be so kool
Gimme your praise, make it real
Or else forget about it
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Lady Eranna (Lady Madonna, The Beatles)
Lady Eranna, flowers at your feet.
Wonder how they manage to smell so sweet.
Who finds the mana? When the fruit is spent?
Did you think that mana was science sent?
Dark midnight arrives without a dreamscape.
Early morning sleeping like a log.
Tanya child has finally got doll back.
See her have fun.
Lady Eranna, flying overhead.
Wonder if you’ll help me defeat big red.
(Instrumental bridge, featuring Katta flute horn section)
See her have fun.
Lady Eranna, hovering in the air,
Listen to the hero saying that he cares.
Ad Avis’s life is never ending.
Dark One’s resurrection sure to come.
Avoozl’s summoning needed rending.
See her have fun.
Lady Eranna, flowers at your feet.
Wonder how they manage to smell so sweet.
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Life's Been Good (Life's Been Good , Joe Walsh)
I visit castles, some not so nice.
Climb gates to get in them, often pay the price.
I live in small inns, steal all the sheets.
I hate the food ‘cause it always repeats.
Sam says I'm stealing, but it ain’t me this time.
I'm just lookin' for clues at the scene of the crime.
Life's been good to me so far...
My green saurus does 005.
I lost his license, now I don't ride.
I have a carpet, ride with my friends.
They keep it clean ‘cause on me they depend.
I enter rituals, the citizens can't wait.
They write Rakeesh letters, tell him Hero's great.
So I found me a guild hall, dead heads on the wall.
Just sign the guild log, to remember us all.
Lucky I'm alive after all I have killed
Everybody say I'm cool (He's cool) :cool: .
I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
Life's been good to me so far...
I hunt monsters sometimes until four.
It's hard to leave when you keep finding more.
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame.
Everybody's so grateful, I’m almost ashamed.
They say I'm a hero, but it takes all my time.
Everybody say "Oh, yeah." (Oh Yeah.)
I keep on living, guess I'll always get by.
Life's been good to me so far...
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Lion Named Rakeesh (Yellow Submarine, The Beatles)
In a city named Tarna
Lived a lion Paladin
And he told me of his deeds
For his city and his King
So we braved the savanna
Till we found the rude Laibon
And I stayed in huts of grass
With a lion named Rakeesh
We all know a lion named Rakeesh,
A lion named Rakeesh, a lion named Rakeesh
We all know a lion named Rakeesh,
A lion named Rakeesh, a lion named Rakeesh
And our friends, they all were there
Each had a mirror that was theirs
The demon was hard to slay
We all know a lion named Rakeesh,
A lion named Rakeesh, a lion named Rakeesh
We all know a lion named Rakeesh,
A lion named Rakeesh, a lion named Rakeesh
As they live a life of peace
Everyone of them has all they need
Here I am, so far away
In a brand new land today.
We all know a lion named Rakeesh,
A lion named Rakeesh, a lion named Rakeesh
We all know a lion named Rakeesh,
A lion named Rakeesh, a lion named Rakeesh
We all know a lion named Rakeesh,
A lion named Rakeesh, a lion named Rakeesh
We all know a lion named Rakeesh,
A lion named Rakeesh, a lion named Rakeesh
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Lira Lindriel (Lovely Rita, The Beatles, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
Midi Version
Lira Lindriel meaple cat.
Lira Lindriel meaple cat.
Lira Lindriel meaple cat.
No one can write like you do,
When posting here you blow ours tears away.
Prowling ‘round in ol’ Meepia,
When I caught a glimpse of Lira,
Taken by her cat tag with it’s snowy white fur.
By her style she seemed a poet,
And her words, they sure did show it
I should have known she was a Viennese cat.
Lira Lindriel meaple cat,
May I inquire directly,
When are you free,
To make a tag for me.
With her here we are so lucky,
Had a look in her Duchy,
Told her I would really like to visit again,
Signed the book that Lira had there,
Felt right at home without a care,
Browsing in Library with a poem or two.
Oh, Lira Lindriel meaple cat,
Where would we be without you,
Write us a rhyme, we’ll spend some time with you.
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Love My Goo (Love Me Do, The Beatles)
Midi Version
Love, love my goo.
You know I love goo,
Green gooey goo,
Oh please, give me goo.
Whoa, love my goo.
Love, love my goo.
You know I love goo,
Not purple or blue,
Oh please, give me goo.
Whoa, love my goo.
Some goo to bake
Some little pie.
Some goo to take,
Someplace near by.
Love, love my goo.
You know I love goo,
Not yellow or blue,
Oh please, give me goo.
Whoa, love my goo.
Love, love my goo.
You know I love goo,
Green gooey goo,
Oh please, give me goo.
Whoa, love my goo.
Yeah, give me goo.
Whoa, oh, love my goo
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Maggie Mae (Maggie Mae, The Beatles, Let It Be, trad., arr. Lennon/McCartney/Harrison/Starkey)
Oh wicked Maggie Mae, she is ~EVIL~ so they say
And she’ll live in Glorianna ever more
Oh the mods they guilty found her
For being an ~EVIL member
That wicked no good ~EVIL~ Maggie Mae
On the board of Hero’s Quest
Is where she will rest
Being so ~EVIL~, that is her pay
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Magical Vol (Polythene Pam, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Kitty,as promised, presents the follow-up to "Matt Meepie Mayor".
Well you should see Magical Vol
She's so prolific when she goes on a role
Well she sure keeps us spell bound wielding her magical wand
Yes you should see Magical Vol.
Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in fanfics and songs
She's thriller-diller when we all read along
She's the kind of a mage that never tells her true age
But she would say that her life has been quite long.
Yeah yeah yeah.
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Magnum Mouthed Muscle Bound Bore (Magical Mystery Tour, The Beatles, Magical Mystery Tour)
Midi Version
Bow down, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
Bow down, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
Bow down to such a boorish big brute , bow down to the muscle bound bore.
Bow down to pay a humble tribute, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
The magnum mouthed muscle bound bore is being such a big pain,
Being such a big pain.
Bow down, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
Bow down, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
Bow down he’ll surely drive you insane, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
Bow down he’ll give you many migraines, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
The magnum mouthed muscle bound bore is showing all his disdain,
Showing all his disdain.
Bow down, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
Bow down, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
Bow down to a man who is not mute, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
Bow down to a big horn that does toot, bow down to the muscle bound bore.
The magnum mouthed muscle bound bore is grooming his beard and his mane,
Grooming his beard and his mane.
The magnum mouthed muscle bound bore is singing the same old refrain,
Singing the same old refrain, wet as the rain.
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Matt Meepie Mayor (Mean Mr. Mustard, The Beatles, Abbey Road)
Matt Meepie Mayor on ezboard
He is the lord, ruling all Meepia
Lives in a hole in the board
Making up topics to post
Thinks all his meepies are the most
Such a wee kute meep
Such a wee kute meep
Enchantress Vol works as a mod
Magical rod, she's a fic-writer
Makes her tag to be a turkey
Me thinks that it’s fat and yummy
Threatens me with something nasty
Such a magical meep
Magical meep
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Meepie Mash, Kitty Katta and The Dawg-Kickers (Monster Mash, Bobby Pickett and The Crypt-Kickers)
This Halloween QfGlorification is a tribute to all of Matt's many and vaired Meepies in Matt's QG Forum.
Midi Version
I was surfing on the board late one night
When my eyes beheld a crazy sight
For my meepie from his gallery did rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the meepie mash
The meepie mash
It was a forum smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the meepie mash
From the Dryad Doodles to the Favorite Sites
From QFG Archive to the TV Shows’ lights
The meeps all came from their humble meep holes
To join in and make Meepia glow
They did the mash
They did the meepie mash
The meepie mash
It was a forum smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the meepie mash
Super Meeps were going strong
Bat Meep was righting wrongs
Flash Meep and ol’ Thor Meep
Spider Meep came along
Writings was rockin', all were singing the song
Fantastic Four lit it up all night long
Kool Kitty Katta was about to arrive
With his vocal group, "The Dawg-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the meepie mash
The meepie mash
It was a forum smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the meepie mash
In Meep Messages, Lord of the Rings
They all looked like The Hobbit thing
I opened a thread and just got sick
And said, "Whatever happened to the Quest for Glory pics?"
They all were all mashed
They all were meepie mashed
They all were mashed
They all are forum trash
They all were mashed
They went up in a flash
They all were mashed
They all were meepie mashed
Now everything's kool, Matt’s mayor of the land
And my meepie mash is a hit and so grand
For you, the meep-less, this mash was meant too
When you ask for a meep, tell him Kitty sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can meepie mash
The meepie mash
And do my forum smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can meepie mash
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Meepies (Piggies, The White Album)
Midi Version
This song was inspired by the residents of Meepia, Matt’s QFG contest forum at
http://pub11.ezboard.com/fmattsqgforumcontests . The last verse refers to them.
This song has been QfGlorified at least a few times already, and one may have even been done featuring meeps; however, I reserve the right to QfGlorify any and all Beatle songs. It’s also a very kute little song, and is my son’s favorite Beatle song. I often sing it to him at bedtime complete with the pig snort effects.
Have you seen the little meepies
Popping in their holes
And for all the little meepies
There’s no having woes
Always having holes to hide away in.
Have you seen the kutie meepies
With their colored fur
You will find one kutie meepie
Giving up his fur
Always have green fur to give to hero.
On your quests with all your walking
You don't know what lives all around
In those holes there's something talking
What you need's more time for gawking.
Everywhere there's lots of meepies
In ol’ Meepia
You can see them in their forum
Sayng ohh and ahh
Making songs and tags to enter contests.
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Meow-me Meow-mew (Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, The Beatles)
Midi Version
Shameen has an Inn in the South Plaza
Shema is a dancer at the Inn
Shameen says to Shema, kat I like your tail
And Shema purrs this as she takes him by the paw
(chorus:)
Meow-me Meow-mew lives go on mew
9 lives go on an on
Meow-me Meow-mew lives go on mew
9 lives go on an on
Shameen takes a Sarrus to Silmaria
Buys one of Sarra’s Herra’s rings
Takes it back to Shema waiting at the Inn
And as he gives it to her she begins to purr
(chorus)
In a couple months they have built a home sweet home
A new litter of kittens meowing in the home
Of Shameen and Shema Paws
Happy ever after in the South Plaza
Shameen lets the kittens lend a paw
Shema serves food to all the heros
And in the evening she still dances at the Inn
(chorus)
Happy ever after in the South Plaza
Shama lets the kittens lend a paw
Shemen serves food to all the heros
And in the evening she still dances at the Inn
And if you want some fun sing Meow-me Meow-mew
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Moderator by Kool Kat (Operator, Jim Croce)
Moderator, oh could you help me post this song
You see the button on the screen is old and faded
I’m livin' in Yesterday
With Ottis by the Dock of the Bay
A guy who sang the blues well but somehow faded
Isn't that the way the oldies goes
But let's forget all that
And give me the address if you can find it
So I can post just to tell them I Feel Fine and to show
I've overcome the urge
I've learned not to flame and purge
I only wish my words would stay on topic now
But that's not the way I feel
Moderator, oh could you help me post this song
'Cause I can't read the url that you just sent me
There's Something in my mind
You know it happens every time
I think about the music that I thought would save me
Isn't that the way the oldies goes
But let's forget all that
And give me the address if you can find it
So I can post just to tell them I Feel Fine and to show
I've overcome the urge
I've learned not to flame and purge
I only wish my words would stay on topic now
But that's not the way I feel
Moderator oh let's forget about this song
There's no one here who really wants to hear it
Thank you for your time
Oh you've been so tolerant of my kind
And you can keep the rhyme
Isn't that the way they say it goes
But let's forget all that
And give me the address if you can find it
So I can post just to tell them I Feel Fine and to show
I've overcome the urge
I've learned not to flame and purge
I only wish my words would stay on topic now
But that's not the way I feel
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Mordavia 5-2000 (Pennslyvania 6-500, Glen Miller)
A while back when I posted a QfGlorification of "In The Mood" by Glen Miller, King O challenged me to do this famous Glen Miller song since it was another of his big band favorites and it has no lyrics other than "Pennsylvania 6-5000". So, here it is! I did not make up lyrics for the two sax solos because they are a little too fast and too long and the great sax playing speaks for itself!
Let us all go fight Chernovies
They are all a bunch of phonies
The swamp is so full of zombies
Mordavia 5-2000
You better practice your fighting
Dark One sign in inventory
Your PC better run slowly
Mordavia 5-2000
You better send your game to Kitty
He’ll play right through that darn old swamp
Now you got the last ritual
Go on and visit that Vamp, Katrina
Fighters get through it by trudging
Wizards get through it by gliding
Thiefs get through by acrobatics
Mordavia 5-2000
[Sax Solo 1]
[Sax Solo 2]
Try it by going MoSlowly
Try it in Turbo mode only
Try it with CPUKiller
Mordavia 5-2000
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Mordavian Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen)
Kitty presents this QfGlorification in honor of Queen, who was a 2001 inductee into the Rock N Role Hall of Fame, and the late, great Freddie Mercury. I know the lyrics jump around a little (just like the original lyrics), but this was one of the more challenging songs I've QfGlorified. So V, please take it easy on me.
Is this the real life-
Is this Glorianna-
Caught in a dark cave-
No escape from Mordavia-
Light up the cave
There is much to save and see-
I'm just a hero, I need some empathy-
Because I'm here to stay, got to go,
A little sail, little rope,
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Oh yea, just meet a girl,
Told me where to find the town,
I’m still wandering around,
Oh yea, I just found the sign,
But now I fall and slide down all the way-
Oh no ooo,
Didn't mean to snoop and pry-
I’ll be back here again this time tomorrow-
Help me know where to go ,’cause now nothing’s really scary-
Two more riddles have come,
Sends questions through my brain-
It decision time again,
Hello everybody-I've got to say-
Gonna save you all from them and face those vamps-
Katriana ah- (any way the bird flies)
I ain't gonna to die,
I surely wish you'd never come here at all-
I see a dark evil shadow of Avoozl,
Ad Avis, Ad Avis will you throw the very last spell-
A forcebolt or lightning-very very frightening me-
Burgomeister, Burgomeister,
Burgomeister Burgomeister
Burgomeister, oh Sherif-Magnifico-
But He’s just a gypsy and nobody knows him-
He's just a gypsy, never killed nobody-
Spare him his life from this insanity-
Inn keeper, Townspeople-,will you let him go-
Werewolf Wo! No-,we will not let him go-let him go-
Werewolf Wo! We will not let him go-let him go
Werewolf Wo! We will not let him go-let me go
Will not let him go-let him go
Will not let him go let him go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Burgomeister, Burgomeister, Burgomeister let him go-
The truth about the grave digger’s fate will free him, free him, free him -
So you thought you could trick me and cause me to lie-
So you thought you could trap me and cause me to die-
Oh lady-Can't do that to me lady-
Just gonna remove-the curse from this little old town-
Nothing’s really scary,
Anyone can see,
Nothing’s really scary -, nothing’s really scary for me,
Any way the dark grows....
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My Hero's Dead (My Mummy's Dead, John Lennon, Plastic Ono Band LP, 1970)
My hero's dead
He’ll always be in my head
Though it's been now twenty years
My hero's dead
I can't explain
What a shame
I will never forget him
My hero's dead
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My Song (This Song, George Harrison, Thirty Three and 1/3)
My song has nothing tricky about it
My song don't break no rules and as far as I know
Don't irritate moody mods and give them blues
My song they'll archive
My song is alive
My song is for them and ...
My style has nothing bad about it
My style ain't right or wrong and come ever what may
My conscience tells me it's okay
As this song came to me
Spontaneously
My song could be yours could be...
My words ain't trying to get approval
My words ain't kool or kute
May get the boot
In the end I don’t give a hoot
But my song could well be
A reason to see - that
Without them there's no theme for ... my song
But my song could well be
A reason to see - that
Without them there's no theme for ... my song
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My Sword (My Love, Paul McCartney and Wings, Red Rose Speedway)
In commemoration of the today’s release of "Wingspan", the 2 CD collection of Paul McCartney and Wings, Kitty presents a QfGlorification of another great Paul McCartney classic love song, It’s about the hero’s love for his sword.
And when I fight today,
I know my sword will slay all my foes,
It's understood,
It's in my hands, that’s my sword.
And my sword cuts them good.
wo, wo, wo, wo,
wo, wo, wo, wo,
My sword cuts them good.
And when there’s monsters there,
I'll still not have a care with my sword.
It's understood,
I’m ev'rywhere with my sword,
My sword cuts them good.
wo, wo, wo, wo,
wo, wo, wo, wo,
My sword cuts them good.
Oh-oh, my sword,
Oh-oh, my sword,
Only my sword always sharp and keen to me.
Oh-oh, my sword,
Oh-oh, my sword,
Only my sword cuts them good and clean.
Wo, wo, wo, wo,
Wo, wo, wo, wo,
My sword cuts them good.
Don't ever ask me why
I never say goodbye to my sword,
It's understood.
I’m ev'rywhere with my sword,
My sword cuts them good, oh.
Wo, wo, wo, wo,
Wo, wo, wo, wo,
My sword cuts them good.
Oh-oh, my sword,
Oh-oh, my sword,
Only my sword cuts them good and clean.
Wo, wo, wo, wo,
Wo, wo, wo, ho, wo.
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New Druss On Board (New Kid in Town, Eagles, Hotel California)
"New Kid in Town" was the second most popular hit single from the Eagles "Hotel California" LP. The first most popular was, of course, the title song, "Hotel California" which has been QfGlorified at least once already and became even more of a legend when it was recorded as a live acoustic version from the mid-90s "Hell Freezes Over" LP. "New Kid in Town" is more of a classic Eagles "country rock" song with lead vocals expertly performed by Glen Fry.
There's talk on the board; it sounds so familiar
Great trepidation, moody mods are watching you
Members you meet, they all seem to know you
Even this old Kat wonders if you're something new
Questin’ for Glory, the new Druss on board
Everybody loves you, so don't make them bored
We read all his songs; the music begins to play
Hopeless fanatics, here we go again
But after awhile, you're postin' the same old way
It's witty remarks he always sends
Questin’ for Glory, the new Druss on board
Will we still love you if you're such a bore?
There's so many things we could have told you,
To keep your right here with Glory to hold you,
Just hold you, tears we shed for you
There's talk on the board, it's there to
Remind you, that it doesn't really matter
Which way you post.
You're posting that way and we're posting about you
We will never forget you 'til that old gruffy Druss comes back
Where you been lately? There's a new Druss on board
Everybody loves you, don't they?
Now who's fooling who while you're back on board
Oh, my, my
There's a new Druss on board
Ooh, hoo
Everybody's posting 'bout the new Druss on board
Ooh, hoo
Everybody's posting like the new Druss on board
There's a new Druss on board
There's a new Druss on board
I’m sure glad to hear it
There's a new Druss on board
I’m sure glad to hear it
There's a new Druss on board
There's a new Druss on board
There's a new Druss on board
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Night Walker (Day Tripper, The Beatles)
Another number one Beatles hit from the double A sided "We Can Work it Out/ Day Tripper" single. Well, someone once said they would like to see more early Beatles QfGlorifications, so I’ve now done two pre-1967 Beatle QfGlorifications in the last week.
Midi Version
Got a good reason for stabbing her through her cold heart
Got a good reason for stabbing her through her cold heart now
She was a night walker, a real blood sucker yea
It took me so long to find out, and I found out
She's a big teaser, she told me of rituals
She's a big teaser, she told me of rituals now
She was a night walker, a true vampire yea
Took me so long to find out, and I found out
(Guitar bridge)
Ah, Ah,
Tried to please her, she only played evil games
Tried to please her, she only played evil games now
She was a night walker, a true vampire yea
Took me so long to find out, and I found out
Night walker
Night walker yea
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Nobody Makes Them Deader (Nobody Does It Better, Carly Simon, The Spy Who Loved Me)
Nobody makes them deader
Puts them right down and to rest.
Nobody kills them faster than you do.
Hero, you're the best.
You came a nothin' and somehow you fought them.
You tried and tried with all your might,
And like heroes before you, we all adored your
Because you saved us from our dire plight.
Nobody makes them deader
Though Baron does wish Barnard could.
Nobody kills them faster than you do.
Do you have to be so good?
The way that you beat them whenever you meet them.
That's some kind of fighter inside you
That keeps them all runnin' but you keep on comin'
How'd you learn to fight the way you do?
And nobody makes them deader
Puts them right down and to rest.
Nobody kills them faster than you do.
Hero, hero, hero you're the best.
Hero, you're the best.
Hero, you're the best.
Hero, you're the best.
Hero, you're the best.
Hero, you're the best.
Hero, you're the best.
Hero, you're the best.
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No Replies (No Reply, The Beatles, Beatles For Sale)
This happened once before,
When I posted a song,
No replies.
I thought it was so kool,
But "Flying" got no reviews , so far
It had no words, I wrote the words,
I know that you read them,
'cause your would not ignore your Kat.
I posted "One of Us",
"Gort’s green but not a goon",
That's no lie,
I know you been around,
I saw you posting your fics,
I surely cried, I surely cried,
'cause you ignored this kat
Like a little rat on this board.
If I were you'd realize that I
post more songs than any other guy,
And I'll forgive the hurts that I
felt this time when you posted no replies.
I've posted "Jack the Knife",
It seems it had no life,
That's no lie,
Paladinlover was,
to the only one to make a buzz,
I nearly died, I nearly died,
'cause you treated this old Kat
Like a little nat on this board.
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Old Error 52 (One After 909, The Beatles, Let It Be LP)
Midi Version
New member says he's tripping on the old error 52
I said now hold on buddy, I've had that error too
I said try turbo first, try mo-slow next
Come on buddy don't be so perplexed.
He said he’s tripping on the old error 52
I asked him not to quit, and I asked him ‘bout his fast PC,
Don’t gotta 486? Gotta send you games to me.
I said try turbo first, try mo-slow next
Come on buddy don't be so perplexed.
He said he’s tripping on the old error 52
I got his mail, run to my PC
Then I found he sent the wrong saved games files
I sent ‘em back, got new ones
Braved that swamp, now the game’s almost won
Well he said he’s tripping on the old error 52
I said now hold on buddy, I've had that error too
I said try turbo first, try mo-slow next
Come on buddy don't be so perplexed.
He said he’s tripping on the old error 50 …
He said he’s tripping on the old error 50 …
He said he’s tripping on the old error 52
["Kitty Kat the old Glory’s calling"]
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Old Goblin Rocks (Crocodile Rock, Elton John, Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player)
I remember when Quest was young
Me and Hero had so much fun
Saving lands and throwing stones
Had an long thin dagger and a sword of his own
But the biggest kick we ever got
Was going right there to the Old Goblin Rocks
While the other folk were sleeping round the clock
We were fighting and dodging at the Old Goblin Rocks
Good old goblin fighting is sure exciting
When your sword just can't keep still
We never knew us a better time and I guess we never will
Oh dear Erana those late late nights
When you garden healed us up right
And good old goblin fighting was out of sight
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But the years went by and the globlins ran
Hero went and left us for some foreign land
Long nights crying by my aging PC
Dreaming of his sword and my old CDs
But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
Sneaking up to the Old Goblin Rocks
Learning fast as the days went past
We really thought the Old Goblin Rocks would last
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On the Islands ‘Round Marete (On The Good Ship Lollipop, Shirley Temple, Bright Eyes, 1934)
I've gathered all my stuff,
Swords, shields, armor, and helm
I hope that it’s enough;
To be king of this realm.
Next rite, I'm going to fly,
A colorful baloon
And when I fly, would you cry
If I told you nigh?
On the islands ‘round Marete,
There are seven rites to complete,
Where soldiers prey
On the citizens each and every day.
Goons and boarmen everywhere.
Deadly arrows in the air'
And there you are,
Barely landing at a fortress afar.
See the red dragon breath some deadly fire
With big sharp talons he will rake;
If you get too close, ouch! ouch!
You'll have more than just a "head-ache!"
On the islands ‘round Marete,
There are seven rites to complete,
You’re on your way
To the islands ‘round Marete.
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One Of Us (One Of Us, Joan Osborne)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If Gort had a life
What would it be like and would you want to live it
If you were faced with living it every single day
What would you do if you had no will of your own
And yeah, yeah, Gort is green
Yeah, yeah, Gort’s no goon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if Gort was one of us
Flesh and blood like one of us
Just returning to ashes and dust
When he’s finally called home
If Gort had a mind
Who would he think like and would you wanna know
If knowing meant that you would have to believe
In things like science and in logic and the elements and not in magic
And yeah, yeah, Gort is great
Yeah, yeah, Gort’s no goon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if Gort was one of us
Flesh and blood like one of us
Just returning to ashes and dust
When he’s finally called home
Just tryin' not to be furious
Back to Science Isle victorious
Nobody taking him serious
Except for Dr. Mobius or Pretorious
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, Gort is green
Yeah, yeah, Gort’s no goon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if Gort was one of us (oooooh)
Flesh and blood like one of us (oooooh)
Just returning to ashes and dust (oooooh)
When he’s finally called home
Just tryin' not to be furious
Just a little notorious (oooooh)
More than just a green saurus (oooooh)
Just tryin' to be victorious
Nobody taking him serious
Except for Dr. Mobius or Pretorious
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Paladinlover (Paperback Writer, The Beatles, Paperback Writer/Rain Single, Past Masters Volume Two CD)
All kats and kittens, did you read his fic?
It took him months to write, did it do the trick?
Based on Glory but with a western theme
And he need more fans, and I want to write like Paladinlover,
Paladinlover.
It's the little story of a katta man
And the plot’s not to hard to understand.
He’s always working on it night and day,
It's a fab fanfic, and I want to write like Paladinlover,
Paladinlover.
Paladinlover (lover, lover)
It's up to four chapters, give or take a few,
He'll be writing more in a month or two.
He will make it longer if you wait a while,
He can write so well, and I want to write like Paladinlover,
Paladinlover.
If you really like it you can post tonight,
It could make his day if you say "out of sight!".
If you haven’t read it, you can find it here
But he wants more fans, and I want to write like Paladinlover,
Paladinlover.
Paladinlover (lover, lover)
Paladinlover - Paladinlover
Paladinlover - Paladinlover
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Pick Up Sarra (Lay Down Sally, Eric Clapton)
There is nothing that is wrong
In wanting you to talk now with me.
I know you've got other games to do,
But won't you make your staff do right and talk with me?
And don't you ever delay.
Pick up, Sarra, and answer my support call.
Don't you think I want someone to help me?
Pick up, Sarra, no need to make me cry.
I've been trying all week long just to contact you.
The QFG ain't nearly in the grave
And I still got the disc and sound track.
But I still need the manual,
Codes are all that matter. Won't you talk with me?
And don't you ever delay.
Pick up, Sarra, and answer my support call.
Don't you think I want someone to help me?
Pick up, Sarra, no need to make me cry.
I've been trying all week long just to contact you.
I long to see the game ending
Coloring my face so gleefully.
So don't you go and ignore me,
You can pick your phone right up and talk with me.
And don't you ever delay.
Pick up, Sarra, and answer my support call.
Don't you think I want someone to help me?
Pick up, Sarra, no need to make me cry.
I've been trying all week long just to contact you.
Pick up, Sarra, and answer my support call.
Don't you think I want someone to help me?
Pick up, Sarra, no need to make me cry.
I've been trying all week long just to contact you.
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Protect the halls (Deck the halls)
Protect the halls with strings of garlic,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Tis the season to be heroic,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Don we now our sword and dagger,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Trolls of evil no longer swagger,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
See the blazing monastery,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Strike the flint and join the merry.
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Follow me in bloody pleasure,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
While we gain our hard won treasure,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Fast’s the way the monster’s smitten,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Hail the hero, ye kats and kittens,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Swing our weapons, all together,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
Wearing mail of chain and leather,
Meow Meow Meow, Meow Mow Mow.
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Prowling With The Kat, Drusy Drusston & K. K. Kat (Riding With The King, Eric Clapton & B.B. King)
I dreamed I had a good song and It got good rhyme.
I wrote it all up in record time.
A hundred flounders and a blackjack rap.
No puny thwack is gonna make me nap.
Sing on with QFG to the promised land.
Every singer, kat and band
Gets a Katalac and a great big juicy rat.
Don't you know you're prowling with the kat?
He's on a mission of glory to the new age sound,
He's gonna take us all "Off the Ground"*.
Up to that castle in the sky
Where you can get your Quest for Glory high
Play on with QFG, ignore all the laws.
Everybody clap your paws.
And don't you just love the way that he skats?
Don't you know we're prowling with the kat?
Prowling with the kat.
Don't you know we're prowling with the kat?
A brand new vest and katta sapphire pin.
You can see it in his face, that Kat’s gonna win..
The glorification guardian angel bats.
And don't you know we're prowling with the kat?
I stepped out of Glorianna for just a little while
But all you kats kept right on calling, and that made me smile.
I have a new song waiting just for me to post
And I'm gonna write these songs cause I’m the katty host.
Don't you know we're prowling with the kat?
Don't you know we're prowling with the kat?
Prowling, you're prowling with the kat.
You're prowling, you're prowling with the kat
Writer’s Note: "Off the Ground" is a reference to the Paul McCartney CD and single of the same title. "Riding With The King" is Eric Clapton’s last CD and was written and performed with B. B. King. It is very kool with lots of great blues guitar and vocals.
K. K. (Kute Kitty) Kat
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Punny’s Got A Pun
Dum, dum, dum, hero what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of some fun
Dum, dum, dum, hero what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....
Punny got no pun
Punny got no pun
His whole world's come undone
From jokin' ‘bout what was done
What did poor Punny do
What did he a put her through
They say when Baba heard about it
She found him, removed his wit
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Punny's got no pun
He ain't never gonna be the same
Punny got no pun
Punny got no pun
His dull day's just begun
Not anybody is having fun
Tell me how he's so blue
What did our Punny do
He jacked that ugly Baba Yaga
The grome has got to be insane...yeah
She cast the spell that he was under
He sure did make a blunder
Now our Hero has to stop her rage
Pun all day, pun all day from the stage
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Pun all day, pun all day from the stage
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Pun all day, pun all day, pun, pun all day...wooh
Punny’s got no pun
Punny’s got no pun
His dull day's just begun
Not anybody is having fun
What did our Hero do
It's Baba's last I.O.U.
She had to give him Good Humor
And put the puns in his brain
She said 'cause Hero gave me soup bones
The man was such a pain
He ain't never gonna be the same
Pun all day, pun all day from the stage
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Pun all day, pun all day from the stage
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Pun all day, pun all day, pun, pun all day
Punny’s got a pun
Punny got a pun
Punny’s got a pun
Everybody is having fun
Punny got a pun
His new day's just begun
Now everybody is having fun
'Cause Punny got a pun
Punny got a pun
His new day's just begun
Everybody is having fun
Punny got a pun Punny got a pun
His new day's just begun
Everybody is having fun
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Quest for Glory (Silly Love Songs, Wings [Paul McCartney] )
You'd think that people would have had enough of Quest for Glory,
But I look around me and I see it isn't so.
Some people wanna fill the world with Quest for Glory,
And what's wrong with that?
I'd like to know, 'cause here I go again.
I love goo,
I love goo,
I quest too,
I quest too,
I, I can't explain, the feeling's plain to me
I love goo
Now can't you see?
Ah, I’m never bored, I gave it all to thee,
(I quest too)
Now can't you see?
What's wrong with that?
I need to know, 'cause here I go again.
I love goo,
I quest too,
Quest doesn't end in a minute,
Sometimes it doesn't end at all.
I only know that when i'm in it,
It isn't silly,
No, it isn't silly,
It isn't silly at all, yeh, yeh.
How can I tell you about Quest for Glory?
How can I tell you about Quest for Glory?
How can I tell you about Quest for Glory?
i I love goo
How can I tell you about Quest for Glory?
(I quest too)
I love goo,
I quest too.
(I, I can't explain, the feeling's plain to me,)
I love goo,
(say can't you see?)
(Ah, I’m never bored, I gave it all to thee,)
I love you,
(say can't you see?)
(I, I can't explain, the feeling's plain to me,)
How can I tell you about Quest for Glory?
I love goo,
(Say can't you see?)
(Ah, I’m never bored, I gave it all to thee,)
How can I tell you about Quest for Glory?
I quest too,
(Say can't you see?)
(I, I can't explain, the feeling's plain to me,)
How can I tell you about Quest for Glory?
I love goo,
(Say can't you see?)
(Ah, I’m never bored, I gave it all to thee,)
How can I tell you about Quest for Glory?
I quest too,
(Say can't you see?)
You'd think that people would have had enough of Quest for Glory,
But I look around me and I see it isn't so.
Some people wanna fill the world with Quest for Glory,
And what's wrong with that?
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Quest Will Not Die (Live and Let Die, Paul McCartney and Wings, Live and Let Die soundtrack, Wing’s Greatest, Wingspan, Guns N’ Roses, Use Your Illusion I)
Members have asked me to QfGlorify a Metallica song, but I have instead chosen to do a Guns N’ Roses song that I am familiar with and also as part of my continuing tribute to "Paul McCartney and Wings". Don’t get me wrong, I’m not comparing Guns N’ Roses to Metallica!
When I was young
And old Quest was a brand new game
I used to say Quest will not die
You know I did
You know I did
You know I did
But in this sad Sierra world
I which I live in
Makes me give in and cry
Say Quest will not die
Quest will not die
What does it matter to me
If I need a game to play
I got to play today
I got to give that Hero 6 a chance
I used to say Quest will not die
You know I did
You know I did
You know I did
But in this sad Sierra world
I which I live in
Makes me give in and cry
Say Quest will not die
Quest will not die
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Quester (Dreamer, Ozzy Osbourne, Down To Earth [2001])
Midi Version
Gazing through my PC at the world online
Wondering will QFG survive
Hoping that someone will revive our Hero sometime
After all there's only just the five of them
And here I am still waiting for the sixth
Playing all four of my heroes again, again
Night after night
I'm just a quester
I quest my time away
I'm just a quester
Who dreams of Glory games
I read the list of names like Bill, Devon and Jim
I'm hoping that soon I will see a sign
Another chance for heroes coming after him ...
Some time
I'm just a quester
I quest my life away oh yeah
I'm just a quester
Who dreams of Glory games
My favorite hero may be thief, mage or fighter
It doesn't really matter much to me
Without another land, there ain't no hope, you see
I'm living a Glorianna dream
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
<Instrumental>
If only we could all play for eternity
It would be nice if we had another one
When will we meet Katta, goons and honey bees ...
Again?
I'm just a quester
I quest my life away
Today
I'm just a quester
Who dreams of Glory days
Okay
I'm just a quester
Who's searching for Glory games
Some day
I'm just a quester
Questing my time away
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
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Ring Of Power (Ring Of Fire, Johnny Cash)
Written by June Carter and Merle Kilgore
Recorded by Johnny Cash on 3/25/63
Number one - County Chart; Number 17 - Pop Chart
He was an evil thing
And he made the magic ring
Bound by wild desire
He did forge a Ring of Power
He made them in a burning pit of fire
In Mount doom, doom, doom
Where the flames were higher
And it rules, rules, rules
The Ring of Power
The Ring of Power
He came upon a magic Ring of Power
In a dark, deep, cave
And Golum did glower
And it yearns, yearns, yearns
The Ring Of Power
The Ring Of Power
The time to leave is near
When ill winds we hear
He sought for it with his eye
And the nine riders did fly
He destroyed the Magic Ring of Power
He was brave, brave, brave
In the darkest hour
And He’s dead, dead, dead
The Lord of Mordor
The Lord of Mordor
They tore down the evil realm of Mordor
It went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it’s gone, gone, gone
The Ring Of Power
The Ring Of Power
And it’s gone, gone, gone
The Ring Of Power
The Ring Of Power
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Rodi Guy (Teddy boy, Paul McCartney)
Most of you probably will not be familiar with "Teddy Boy" which is simple but catchy song. This song was on Paul McCartney’s first post Beatles LP, "McCartney". It was actually wrote and demoed for The Beatles but never was recorded or relased by them. The demo version can be found on The Beatles Anthology 3. While Paul was demoing the song for the other three Beatles, John started spoofing on the lyrics which showed his lack of regard for the song which was the case with many of Paul’s songs even though Paul wrote more hit singles for the Beatles than John.
This is the story of a guy named Rod,
If Kitty Kat said, "Rod, reply."
He’d try.
Kit told Rodi about the Maxwell thread,
That was never dead, then he said.
"Go post!".
Rod always told him his songs were very good,
like he knew they would, 'cause in the thread,
He said:
"Kitty don't worry, now Rodi guy's here,
Posting along with you.
Kitty don't worry, your Rodi guy's here,
Rodi's gonna post with for you."
Then came the thread that Kitty called "The End",
Rodi helped him out, all the way,
ok
Rod couldn't stand to see Kitty post alone
with Liquidator, and gruffy Druss.
Oh yes.
Rod found Kat with whom he could sing along
and from time to time, in Kat’s threads,
he said:
"Kitty don't worry, now Rodi guy's here,
Posting along with you.
Kitty don't worry, your Rodi guy's here,
Rodi's gonna post with for you."
He said:
"Kitty don't worry, now Rodi guy's here,
Posting along with you.
Kitty don't worry, your Rodi guy's here,
Rodi's gonna post with for you."
Wow
Me- ow -
This is the story of a guy named Rod,
If Kitty Kat said, "Rod, reply."
He’d try.
Bye -.
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Rog (Tusk, Fleetwood Mac)
Why don't you ask me if I’m going to stay?
Why don't you ask me when I’m going away?
Why don't you tell me who's on that phone?
Why don't you tell me "Leave me alone!"?
Why don't you tell me who's in your tag?
Why don't you tell me "Kitty, you’re such a big nag!"?
Don't say that you like me!
Just tell me you worship me!
"Rog! Rog! Rog! Rog!"
"Kat! Skat! Kat! Skat!"
"Rog! Rog! Rog! Rog!"
"Kat! Skat! Kat! Skat!"
"Rog!"
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Ruby Red Rose (Ruby Tuesday, The Rolling Stones)
She would never say where the tag came from
The old ones don't matter when they’re gone
While the rose is red
Or in the hair on her head
No one knows
They come and go
Good day, Ruby Red Rose
Who could hang a tag on you?
When you change with every new day
Still I'm gonna find you...
Don't question why they need to change so much
She'll tell you this and that and such and such
She just can't be chained
To a tag where no rose grows
And nothing’s red
That’s how it goes
Good day, Ruby Red Rose
Who could hang a tag on you?
When you change with every new day
Still I'm gonna find you...
There's no time to lose, I heard her say
Catch your tags before they slip away
Changing all the time
Lose your tag
And you will lose this rhyme.
Ain't life unkind?
Good day, Ruby Red Rose
Who could hang a tag on you?
When you change with every new day
Still I'm gonna find you...
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Ruby Red Rose (Ruby Soho, Rancid)
Echos of Glory comin' through my new firewall
Hostin' a new thread on the board
But I'm posting here alone
All members in the forum, only Ruby says hello
All I got is one reply and I get no respect at all
ICQ address unknown, ruby, ruby, ruby, Ruby Red Rose
ICQ address unknown, ruby, ruby, ruby, Ruby Red Rose
He's singing and she's there to say how kute
She's seen his note in the forum but she will never understand
Once again he's leavin' and she's there with a tear in her eye
Farewells with a sad gesture it's time, time to say good-bye
ICQ address unknown, ruby, ruby, ruby, Ruby Red Rose
ICQ address unknown, ruby, ruby, ruby, Ruby Red Rose
Ruby's rose is bleedin' cause she knows the Kitty is gone
She's not the only one who knows he’ll soon be back
Her Kitty's in the distance as she wipes a tear from her eye
Kitty's fading out he disappears it's time, time to say good-bye
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Ruby The Red-Rosed Poster (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
You know Guitar Player and Reno
and Druss and Rodi,
Hero Man and Paladinlover and Liquidator and Ugarte,
But do you recall
The most red-rosed poster of all?
Ruby the Ruby The Red-Rosed poster
Had a very dainty rose,
And if you ever saw it,
You could even say it grows.
All of the other posters
Always know her by her name;
They always let red Ruby
Join in all the Glorianna games.
Then one never ending thread,
Kitty came to say:
"Ruby with your rose so bright,
Won't you post to my thread tonight?"
Then how the members loved her
As they shouted out with glee,
"Ruby the Ruby The Red-Rosed poster,
You'll make forum history."
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Runaway (Tanya’s Song) (Runaway, Del Shannon)
Del Shannon was inducted into the Rock’N’Role Hall of Fame in 1999. Billy Joel and Bonnie Raitt, also inductees, each performed versions of the song at the induction ceremony. This song is one of my favorite (non-Beatle) oldies. It’s very short and simple but the kind of song that you can’t get out of your head! In the words of Tom Petty, "God bless, Del Shannon".
As we live at home we wonder a-what went wrong
With our home, a home that was so strong
And as we still live on, we think of the things we've done
Together, while our family was one
We’re a-workin' in the inn
Tears are fallin' and we’re sad again
Wishin' you were here with us
Restoring all the trust
And we wonder
We wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder
Why
Ah-why-why-why-why-why you ran away
And we wonder where you now stay
Our little runaway, run-run-run-run-runaway
We’re a-workin' in the inn
Tears are fallin' and We’re sad again
Wishin' you were here with us
To end this misery
And we wonder
We wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder
Why
Ah-why-why-why-why-why she ran away
And We wonder where she now stays
My little runaway, run-run-run-run-runaway
As we stay in town we wonder a-what went down
With our town, a curse that was profound
When hero arrived, we thought of the things he’s done
For our town, how evil was overcome.
We’re a-livin' in this town
No tears fallin' and we’re all clowns
Happy you are here with us
Happy there is no fuss
And we wonder
We wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder
Why
Ah-why-why-why-why-why you ran away
And we wonder if you will stay
Our little runaway, run-run-run-run-runaway
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Rusk in the Water (Smoke on the Water, Deep Purple)
Midi Version
This is an alternative plot line to QFG4 where the hero gives in to his lustful desires and goes into the lake to hug and kiss the rusalka and lives, or shall I say dies, happily ever after!
I went into the forest
To a lake coated with green slime
To find answers ‘bout a grave stone
I didn't have much time
Ad Avis and Katrina
Were bringing the dark one on
But some vixen with long green hair
Appeared with nothing on
Rusk in the water, desire in my eyes
Rusk in the water
She called me in to join her
Her voice had a siren sound
Oh my heart was beating hard and fast
Gaping jaw on the ground
I eyed her all over
She had oh such a lovely face
And her curves were all just right
I wished her hair was out of place
Rusk in the water, desire in my eyes
Rusk in the water
I ended up going in with her
She felt empty, cold and bare
But in her loving arms with a hug and kiss
I found my true love there
In a few minutes, a moment of bliss
She caught me in her net
I know I’ll never get out of here
But yet, I'll never regret
Rusk in the water, desire in my eyes
Rusk in the water
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Sahara Told Us (Nobody Told Me, John Lennon, Milk and Honey)
Since "Maggie Mae" requested a QfGlorification of "Nobody Told Me" and in honor of Druss’ return, I present this QfGlorification.
Note: Sahara is a fictitious game software company. Any resemblance to any real game software company is strictly coincidental.
Everybody’s playing but there’s not another game
Everyone needs a hero and Sahara doesn’t care
There's stogies at Sahara with gray thinning hair
Always gaming happening but something is still wrong
There's always new games cooking but nothing in your heart
We're starving here in Glory so finish what you start
Sahara told us there'd be more like these
Sahara told us there'd be more like these
Sahara told us there'd be more like these
More games indeed? More games indeed!
NASCAR Racing’s runnin' but no one makes a move
Sahara's the winner with Glory left to lose
There's a rhymin’ Kitty Katta from the land of Katmandu
Dr. Brains’s always thinking but his thoughts are not sound
Quest for Glory's crying, Sahara’s not around
There's no place for Quest with Sahara since they’ve only let us down
Sahara told us there'd be more like these
Sahara told us there'd be more like these
Sahara told us there'd be more like these
More games indeed? More games indeed!
Everybody's coping, we’re all just getting by
Everybody's hoping will that Glory will not die
There's YDKJ by Sahara but Jack just makes me cry
Sahara told us there'd be more like these
Sahara told us there'd be more like these
Sahara told us there'd be more like these
More games indeed? More games indeed!
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Sarra (Layla, Derrick and the Dominoes/Eric Clapton)
Layla was written by Eric Clapton about his affair with his best friend’s (George Harrison) then wife (Patty Harrison). Eric latter married Patty. So, this QfGlorification is about Kitty’s romantic feeling for Marrak’s wife Sarra.
What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's purring by your side?
You've been prowling and katting much too long.
You know it's just your katta pride.
Sarra, you've got me on four paws.
Sarra, I'm meowing, just because.
Sarra, darling won't you stop my twitching tail.
I tried to give you consolation
When your Marrak let you down.
I am kool, but I’m kookoo over you,
Turned my whole bowl upside down.
Sarra, you've got me on four paws.
Sarra, I'm meowing, just because.
Sarra, darling won't you stop my twitching tail.
Let's make the best of the situation
Before I finally go krazy.
Please don't purr I'll never pet your fur
And tell me I’m just an alley kat.
Sarra, you've got me on four paws.
Sarra, I'm meowing, just because.
Sarra, darling won't you stop my twitching tail.
Sarra, you've got me on four paws.
Sarra, I'm meowing, just because.
Sarra, darling won't you stop my twitching tail.
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Savin’ Us Again (Blowin' In The Wind , Bob Dylan, Before The Flood)
Midi Version
This is the third installment of my continuing Bob Dylan series. This is probally one of his most well known and popular songs, and exemplifies his style of writing socially conscious lyrics. It is also one of his earlier songs. You may have also heard the Peter, Paul, and Mary version which was a big hit and featured some kool harmonies.
How many lands must the hero save
Before you call him a prince ?
How many trials must the hero brave
Before he sleeps at the inn ?
Yes, how many quests must the hero do
Before he’s forever done ?
The Hero my friends is savin’ us again
The Hero is savin’ us again.
Yes, how many years can Quest for Glory persist
Before Sierra can see?
Yes, how many years can the Katta exist
Before they're just a memory ?
Yes, how many times can it’s fans play the game
Pretending to bask in Glory?
The Hero my friends is savin’ us again
The Hero is savin’ us again.
Yes, how many times must the hero die
Before you can’t restore him?
Yes, how many names must one man have
Is it Devon, Effendi, or Jim?
Yes, how many games will it take till he knows
That so many fans adore him?
The Hero my friends is savin’ us again
The Hero is savin’ us again.
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Scrambled Eggs (Yesterday, The Beatles)
I have to confess that "Scrambled Eggs" is not my original idea. "Scrambled Eggs" was Paul’s working title for "Yesterday".
Scrambled Eggs, all I wanted was some scrambled eggs
Maybe served with some fried saurus legs
Oh, all I want is scrambled eggs.
Suddenly, she’s not half the cook she used to be,
It’s easy for anyone to see.
Oh, Scrambled Eggs taste heavenly.
Why she cooked goulash all I know she has short legs.
It smells very strong, now I long for scrambled eggs.
Scrambled Eggs, it is such an easy meal to cook.
Even for a blabbering kook.
Oh, all I want is scrambled eggs.
Why she cooked goulash all I know she has no taste
I ate quite a lot, now I got a stomach ache.
Scrambled Eggs, it is such an easy meal to cook.
Even for a blabbering kook.
Oh, all I want is scrambled eggs.
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.
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Serve Up A Pun (Soak Up The Sun, Sheryl Crow, c'mon c'mon CD)
My friend the big hero
Kills monsters in his spare time
I can¹t perform like him
So I sit here telling punch lines
I don’t have Good Humor
I don’t have funny jokes
I’m not having any fun
I’m hoping not to croak o
I’m gonna serve up a pun
Gonna tell everyone
To laugh it up (I’m gonna tell 'em that)
I’ve got a joke to tell
For every time I feel lame
I’m teping up o
I’m gonna serve up a pun
I’m gonna serve up a pun
I¹ve got a crummy gig
They don¹t clap loud enough
To earn the fame it takes
To win me some of Ann’s love
Every time I take the stage
I’m telling jokes, you’re full of rage
Maybe something’s wrong with you
That makes you boo the way you do
I’m gonna serve up a pun
Gonna tell everyone
To laugh it up (I’m gonna tell 'em that)
I’ve got a joke to tell
For every time I feel lame
I’m teping up o
I’m gonna serve up a pun
I’m gonna serve up a pun
I’m gonna serve up a pun
While it’s still fun
I’m gonna serve up a pun
Before you walk out on me
Don’t have a mug that’s neat
I’m still King Comedy
I have a silly hat, but Annie
You’re the one who turns my key
Every time I take the stage
I’m telling jokes, you’re full of rage
Maybe something’s wrong with you
That makes you boo the way you do
I’m gonna serve up a pun
Gonna tell everyone
To laugh it up (I’m gonna tell 'em that)
I’ve got a joke to tell
For every time I feel lame
I’m teping up o
I’m gonna serve up a pun
I’m gonna serve up a pun
I’m gonna serve up a pun
Got my silly hat on
So I can laugh on.
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Shameen and Shema (Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles)
Ah, look at all the little Katta
Ah, look at all the little Katta
Shameen and Shema pick up the mice in the church where their wedding has been
Live in an Inn
Wait at the window, wearing the grins they keep for the hero who comes in the door
Does he want more?
All the little Katta
Where did they all come from ?
All the little Katta
Why did they come here for ?
Marrak and Sarra peddling the wares of hard labor only a hero will buy
No one comes nigh.
Look at them working. manning their stands during the day when there's no buyers there
Why do they care?
All the little Katta
Where did they all come from?
All the little Katta
Why did they come here for ?
Ah, look at all the little Katta
Ah, look at all the little Katta
Shameen and Shema stayed at the Inn and are still married and with the same name
Heroes still came
Marrak and Sarra wiping the grime from their hands as they retire from a hard day|
Yes, they were saved
All the little Katta
Where did they all come from?
All the little Katta
Why do they stay here for ?
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Shapeir (Kashmir, Led Zeppelin)
Oh let the sun beat down upon my fur, fish to fill my bowl
He’s a traveler of both sun and sand, to be where I have been
To sit with members of the katta race, that Mordavia has never seen
We talk of a man on which we serve and wait, who will be hero
Talk and song from mouths of meowing kats, whose sounds may hurt his ears
But not a sound he heard could he relate, their story was quite weird
Oh, oh.
Oh, he’s been flying... katta, there ain't no denyin'
He’s been crying, ain't been dyin', no dyin'
All he see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground
And his eyes fill with sand, as he scans this desert land
Trying to find, trying to find where he’s been.
Oh, rider of the rug who leaves no tips, like guests inside my Inn
Heed the path that led him to that place, yellow desert sun
The oasis beyond the desert dunes, his questing has begun
Just like the saurus the hero rides, when movin' through Shapeir.
Oh, compass of the four ways, show his path, across the sea of dunes
With no directions but an open map, it gets hot at high noon
Ohh.
Now he’s on, Now he’s on his way, yeah
When he sees, when he sees the way, he may-yeah
Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, when he’s down...
Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, well he’s down, so down
Ooh, my kats, oooh, my kats, let him take you there
Let him take you there. Let him take you there
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Shovel Man (Nowhere Man, The Beatles)
He’s a real Shovel man
Toiling in this blizzard land
Shoveling all the heavy snow
For his family
Doesn’t have a kid or two
Who can lift more than a shovel full
Isn’t he a bit like Kitty Katta?
Shovel man, please listen,
There may be spots you're missing,
Shovel man, the blower is at your command.
He's as strong as a weak kitty,
His muscles just turn to pure jelly
Plowing man can you help him at all?
Doesn’t have a kid or two
Who can lift more than a shovel full
Isn’t he a bit like Kitty Katta?
Shovel man, don’t hurry,
Take your time, don’t worry
Shovel slow,
Until somebody else lends you a hand.
He’s a real Shovel man
Toiling in this blizzard land
Shoveling all the heavy snow
For his family
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Sierra (Layla, Derrick and the Dominoes/Eric Clapton)
What'll you do when you get bored
And no new QFG lying by your side?
You've been stalling and delaying much too long.
You know it's just your west coast pride.
Sierra, you've got me on my knees.
Sierra, I'm begging, please, please.
Sierra, please won't you provide my gaming fix.
You tried to give me consolation
When you published Trophy Bass
.
I am no fool, and fishing is pretty kool,
But it can never feed my QFG hunger.
Sierra, you've got me on my knees.
Sierra, I'm begging, please, please.
Sierra, please won't you provide my gaming fix.
Please make the next QFG edition
Before I finally lose my mind.
Please don't say there’ll never come a day
When QFG VI can be mine.
Sierra, you've got me on my knees.
Sierra, I'm begging, please, please.
Sierra, please won't you provide my gaming fix.
Sierra, you've got me on my knees.
Sierra, I'm begging, please, please.
Sierra, please won't you provide my gaming fix.
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Six Kool Kats (Three Cool Cats, The Beatles)
Six kool kats
Six kool kats
Are setting up in an old bazaar
Selling saurus feed to Ali Fakir
Meowing on about how kool they are
Six kool kats
Six kool kittens
Are peddling on the street
Showing their wares
Running kute booths both here and there
I think kool kats really did care for
Six kool kittens
Six kool kittens
Well up came the first hero
He said "kats, do you have
Any tasty field rations for me?"
"Well, we have some legs of mutton,
They are just purrfect for gluttons"
"Hey kats, I’ll take ten, if you please"
Six kool kittens
Six kool kittens
Well, there’s flowers, jewelry, and a whole lot more
And a lot of stuff not found in stores
And six kool kittens
Made a katta pin for
Our hero
Well up came the first hero
He said "kats, do you have
Any tasty field rations for me?"
"Well, we have some legs of mutton,
They are just purrfect for gluttons"
"Hey kats, I’ll take ten, if you please"
Six kool kittens
Six kool kittens
Well, there’s flowers, jewelry, and a whole lot more
And a lot of stuff not found in stores
And six kool kittens
Made a katta pin for
Our hero
Six kool kats
Six kool kittens
Six kool kats
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Something (Something, The Beatles)
Kitty presents another Beatles # 1 hit as a tribute to Druss.
This song was written and sung by George and has the distinction of being the Beatles song most covered by other artists including Frank Sinatra.
Something in the way he posts
Provokes me like no other member
Something in the way he goads me
I don't want him to leave now
You know I’ll miss him and how
Somewhere in his smile he shows
That he is always up to mischief
Something in his style that shows me
I don't want him to leave now
You know I’ll miss him and how
You're asking me will our Druss go
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around now he may show
I don't know, I don't know
Something in his tags I know
They’re all I’ll ever need to think of him
Something in the names he calls me
I don't want him to leave now
You know I’ll miss him and how
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Stay Nude (Hey Jude by The Beatles, Hey Jude LP, Past Masters Vol 2)
Midi Version
Stay nude don’t wear a dress,
Take your green hair and grow it longer,
Remember, to grow it down to you knees,
And if you please, go make it longer.
Stay nude don’t be a prude,
You were made to give us a cheap thrill,
The minute you show us some of your skin,
Then we’ll begin to stay much longer.
And anytime you feel the cold,
Stay nude, be bold,
Don’t cover your bod below the shoulders.
For well you know that it’s a game,
Stay nude, no shame,
For making our hearts ablaze and smolder.
Stay nude don’t make us drown,
We have found you now we must hug you,
Remember (stay nude) don’t let us die in your lake,
Then we don’t have to say fair ado.
So take it off and take a swim
Stay nude, not prim,
We’re waiting for some girl to get warm with.
But don’t you know that you’re so cold.
And nude, and bold,
I saved your screen shot in my pic folder.
Stay nude, don’t take a dive,
Take a long swim and stay wet longer,
Remember to show us some of your skin,
Then we’ll begin to stay much longer, longer, longer, longer, longer, longer, longer, oh.
No, bra bra, bra bra bra bra, bra bra bra bra, stay nude
No, bra bra, bra bra bra bra, bra bra bra bra, stay nude
No, bra bra, bra bra bra bra, bra bra bra bra, stay nude
No, bra bra, bra bra bra bra, bra bra bra bra, stay nude
No, bra bra, bra bra bra bra, bra bra bra bra, stay nude
No, bra bra, bra bra bra bra, bra bra bra bra, stay nude
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Surreal_SaDiablo (The Long And Winding Road, The Beatles)
Surreal_SaDiablo
Does not like the Fab,
She’ll never be reformed,
I've heard that song before
It always brings me tears,
Leads me to sorrow.
The Glorianna nights
The pain caused the Kat,
Has left a pool of tears
Crying for all that.
Why not say they are gear
Let’s show you the facts
Many times they've been shot down
Many times they’ve were fried
Anyway you'll never know
The many ways they've thrived,
But still they lead me back
To Surreal_SaDiablo
You left me crying here with many songs to go
Don't leave me hanging here, learn to like them more
Da, da, da, da--
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That Long Sword (My Sweet Lord, George Harrison, All Things Must Pass)
Midi Version
That long sword
Oh, that sword
Oh, that sword
I really want to swing it
Really want to fight with it
Really want to buy that sword
But it costs much more, that sword
That Long sword
Oh, that sword
Oh, that sword
I really want to grab it
Really want to jab with it
Really want to own that sword
And it is so long, that sword (what’s it to ya?)
That long sword (what’s it to ya?)
Oh, that sword (what’s it to ya?)
That long sword (what’s it to ya?)
I really want to feel it
Really want to steal it
Do you want to deal that sword
Do you want to deal that sword
But I won’t pay more, that sword (what’s it to ya?)
That long sword (what’s it to ya?)
Oh, that sword (what’s it to ya?)
My, my, that sword (what’s it to ya?)
I really want to sheath it (what’s it to ya?)
Really want to cleave with it (what’s it to ya?)
Never want to leave that sword (aaah)
And it sure is long, that sword (what’s it to ya?)
Ah (what’s it to ya?)
That long sword (what’s it to ya?)
That, that, sword (what’s it to ya?)
Oh, that sword (gotta buy it)
My, my, that sword (gotta get it)
Oh Oh, that long sword (gotta have it)
Oh-uuh-uh (gotta gotta)
Now, I really want to hold it (gotta hold it)
Surely I’ll bold with it (gotta swing it)
Hope you have not sold that sword (aaah)
Cost more than a song, that sword (gonna steal it)
Oh, that sword (what’s it to ya?)
My, my, that sword (gotta buy it)
That long sword (gotta get it)
That long sword (get it get it)
That sword (gotta gotta)
Oh, Oh (killing monsters)
Oh, Oh (slaying goblins)
Oh, Oh (being Hero)
Oh, Oh (saving Tarna)
That long sword (saving Spielburg)
That long sword (saving Shapier)
My, my, that sword (saving Raseir)
My, my, my, that sword (friend of Katta)
That long sword (weapons master)
[fade:]
(thrust and dodging)
That Long sword (shield and armor)
That Long sword (helm and bracelets)
That sword (parry parry)
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The 12 Days of Questing (The 12 Days of Christmas)
On the first day of Questing,
My dear Eranna gave to me,
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the second day of Questing,
My love, Newar gave to me,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the third day of Questing,
Cerberus gave to me,
Three hungry heads,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the fourth day of Questing,
Quest for Glory gave to me,
Four hero classes,
Three hungry heads,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the fifth day of Questing,
Old Sierra sold to me,
Five Glory Games,
Four hero classes,
Three hungry heads,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the sixth day of Questing,
The squid rock gave to me,
Six letters spelling,
Five Glory Games,
Four hero classes,
Three hungry heads,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the seventh day of Questing,
Noble Logos gave to me,
Seven Rites of Rulership,
Six letters spelling,
Five Glory Games,
Four hero classes,
Three hungry heads,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the eighth day of Questing,
My true love gave to me,
Eight Saurus Riding,
Seven Rites of Rulership,
Six letters spelling,
Five Glory Games,
Four hero classes,
Three hungry heads,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the ninth day of Questing,
My forest gave to me,
Nine Dryads Dancing,
Eight Saurus Riding,
Seven Rites of Rulership,
Six letters spelling,
Five Glory Games,
Four hero classes,
Three hungry heads,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the tenth day of Questing,
The castle gave to me,
Ten Barons Leaping,
Nine Dryads Dancing,
Eight Saurus Riding,Seven Rites of Rulership,
Six letters spelling,
Five Glory Games,
Four hero classes,|
Three hungry heads,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the eleventh day of Questing,
Lovely Salla gave to me,
Eleven flutists playing,
Ten Barons Leaping,
Nine Dryads Dancing,
Eight Saurus Riding,
Seven Rites of Rulership,
Six letters spelling,
Four hero classes,
Four Colle Birds,
Three hungry heads,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
On the twelvth day of Questing,
The plazas gave to me,
Twelve Kattas peddling,
Eleven flutists playing,
Ten Barons Leaping,
Nine Dryads Dancing,
Eight Saurus Riding,
Seven Rites of Rulership,
Six letters spelling,
Five Glory Games,
Four hero classes,
Three hungry heads,
Two Games of Daggers
A Manna Fruit in a Magic Tree.
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The Ballad of Kitty Katta (The Ballad of John And Yoko, The Beatles)
Midi Version
Hi guys and gals! You thought you finally got rid of me, hugh? Well, I decided to write this QfGlorification and have Druss post it for me. He'll e-mail any and all posts. This doesn't mean I coming back, but I do miss writing QfGlorifications and reviewing all your QfGlorifications, and, of course, I miss all of you, even Druss! I want to especially thank Druss for posting this for me and also for contributing several kool lines to this QfGlorification. Perhaps the "It's gone to his head ... " line should have been about Druss <jk> :laugh:
Posting in the board at Sierra
Trying to get Gloriana fame.
Heroman with the thwack said, "Get back on the track".
You know he didn't even give him a fish.
Kats you know it ain't easy,
You know it's just not a whim.
The way things are going
We're going to glorify him.
Finally made it into the archives,
Happy as hell by my success.
Druss just e-mailed to say,
You sure made it O.K.,
Can you come back here to Glorianna, once again?"
Kats you know it ain't easy,
You know it's just not a whim.
The way things are going
We're going to glorify him.
Hung around the QFGlorification forum,
Posting in one thread for a week.
Moderators said, "What's going on in that thread?"
He said, "We're only trying to get a few laughs".
Kats you know it ain't easy,
You know it's just not a whim.
The way things are going
We're going to glorify him.
Saving up your rhymes for a rainy day,
Giving all your songs to Druss and Rodi.
Last night ole Druss said,
"Oh boy, when you're gone
I'm gonna take over this
Old forum - yeah!"
Made a fast browse thru Glorianna,
Snorting kat nip for a trip.
The moderators said, "It's gone to his head,
He sounds just like a krazy old kat".
Kats you know it ain't easy,
You know it's just not a whim.
The way things are going
We're going to glorify him.
Caught one last browse back to the board.
Many sad posts in my goodbye thread.
The mods and the rest said, "We wish you success,
We can't wait to you decide to come back".
Kats you know it ain't easy,
You know it's just not a whim.
The way things are going
We're going to glorify him.
The way things are going
We're going to glorify him.
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The End (The End , The Beatles)
Midi Version
Oh yeah, all right
Are you going to post to my thread
Tonight?
<Ringo’s drum solo>
<John, Paul, and George’s dueling guitar solos>
And in the end
The number of posts
Are equal to the threads you host.
And in the end
The post you get
Are equal to the theme you set
Oh yeah, all right
Are you going to fight with me
Tonight?
And in the end
The Goons you slew
Were equal to the spells you threw.
And in the end
The Coins you take
Are equal to the hay you rake.
And in the End
The drachmas you save
Are equal to the deposits you made
And in the end
The Katta you save
Are equal to the elementals you enslave
Oh yeah, all right
Are you going to be my wife
Tonight?
And in the End
The love you make
Is equal to the wives you take
Oh no, oh my
Are you going to steal from my bank
Tonight?
And in the End
The drachmas you save
Are equal to the deposits you gave
And in the end
The Katta you save
Are equal to the elementals you enslave
And in the end
The pies you bake
Are equal to the bones you break
And in the end
The monsters you stop
Are equal to the pills you pop
And in the end
The rites you need
Are equal to scrolls you read
And in the end
The abilities you learn
Are equal to honor you earn
And in the End
The staffs you make
Are equal to the wood you take
And in the end
The problems you resolve
Are equal to riddles you solve
And in the end
The dragons slain
Are equal to friends you gain
And in the End
The manna you net
Is equal to the fruit you get
And in the end
The honor you earn
Is equal to your good turns
And in the end
The fur your keep
Is equal to the number of meeps
And in the end
The you coins your earn
Are equal to the rings you return
And in the end
The Baron’s daughters you meet
Are equal to the brigands you defeat
And in the end
The games you win
Are equal to the wheels you spin
And in the end
The roots you supply
Are equal to the ungent you apply
And in the end
The berries you pick
Are equal to the bushes you lick
And in the end
The fins you trim
Are equal to the time you swim
And in the end
The air you breath
Is equal to the amulets you receive
And in the end
The wives you wed
Are equal to the nice things you said
And in the end
The drachmas you get
Are equal to the drachmas you bet
And in the end
The meals you get
Are equal to the fish you net
And in the end
The carpets you ride
Are equal to the courage inside
And in the end
The crowns you win
Are equal to the rites you begin
And in the end
The balloons you fly
Are equal to the burners you buy
And in the end
The balloons that are flown
Are equal to the sheets that are sown
And in the end
The wings you make
Are equal to the feathers you take
And in the end
The wings you make
Are equal to the wax you take
And in the end
The pain you felt
Is equal to the wings that melt
And in the end
The wounds you mend
Are equal to the pills you spend
And in the end
The fish your fry
Are equal to the flounders that fly
And in the end
When the thread will die
Is equal to when the 100th will arrive
And in the end
The giants you feed
Are equal to the number of apple trees
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The Katta Song (Immigrant Song, Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin III)
Meow, ow,
We come from the land of the sun and sand,
From the midday sun where the hot dunes roll.
The four elementals will drive our stalls to new lands,
To help hero, serving and selling: All katta, we are coming!
On we sing 'bout Katta lore, Our only goal will be to aide hero.
Meow, ow,
We come from the land of the sun and sand,
From the midday sun where the hot dunes roll.
How soft our songs so sweeet, can whisper tales of yore
Of how we helped the Rasier war. We are the underground.
On we sing 'bout Katta lore, Our only goal will be to aide hero.
So now we'd better stop and rebuild all our plazas,
For brave hero can save our land despite of all the evil.
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The Red Rose Tag Of Ruby (The Yellow Rose Of Texas, Elvis)
There's a Red Rose Tag Of Ruby,
That I hope again to see,
Nobody else could miss it,
Not half as much as me.
She cried so when I left here
It like to make me sad,
And if I’m ever back here,
We evermore be glad.
[Chorus]
She's the sweetest little red rose
That Glory ever knew,
Her tags are bright as rubies,
They sparkle like the dew;
You may brag about your brand new tag,
And sing angelically,
But that Red Rose Tag Of Ruby
Is the only tag for me.
When Druss and Rodi are posting,
The forum threads are bright,
She posts along right with them
In the early and late night:
I know that she remembers,
When I left not long ago,
I promise to return again,
And not to leave here so.
[Chorus]
Oh now I'm coming on back here,
For my heart is full of woe,
And we'll sing the songs together,
We glorified not long ago
We'll sing the fab four Beatles,
And we'll sing the songs of yore,
And the Red Rose Tag Of Ruby
Shall be here forevermore
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The Rites Of Avoozl (The Sound Of Silence, Simon and Garfunkel)
Hello hero, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision harshly creeping
Left its seeds while you were sleeping
And the vision that was planted in your brain
Still remains
About the rites of Avoozl
In restless dreams you were alone
Narrow stream and bridge of stone
'Neath the glow of the star light
You turn your cloak to the cold of night
When your skin was coated by the cold sweat of the eerie night
Then came dawn light
With the rites of Avoozl
And in the old castle you saw
One or two vampires maybe more
Vampires playing without laughing
Vampires talking without whispering
Vampires planing schemes that people never shared
And no one dared
Disturb the rites of Avoozl
"Fools," said I, "you do not know
Evil with the darkness grows
Read my words that I might teach you
Take my scrolls that I might reach you"
But my words like ancient rituals fell
And echoed in the caves of the dark one
And the hero read and said
All the evil rites in his head
And the rites flashed out their warning
In the evil that was forming
And the gypsy said "The words of Avoozl are written on the monastery walls
And ancient scrolls
And whispered in the rites of Avoozl
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They Need You (She Loves You, The Beatles)
They need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
They need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
They need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
You think you lost your quest,
Well, you’ll have to find your way.
You’ll have to do your best
And hold the brigands at bay.
They say they need you
And you know that you must heed.
Yes, they need you
You must aide their dire need. Ooh!
They said you came one day
To save their little town.
You start by throwing hay
You did not let them down.
They say they need you
And you know that you must heed.
Yes, they need you
You must aide their dire need. Ooh!
They need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
They need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a quest like that
You know you’re brave indeed.
And now it's up to you,
I think you’ll do just fine,
Fame looks good on you,
Glory’s a state of mind
Because they need you
And you know that you must heed.
Yes, they need you
You must aide their dire need. Ooh!
They need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
They need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a quest like that
You know you’re brave indeed.
With a quest like that
You know you’re brave indeed.
With a quest like that
You know you’re bra-a-ave
Indeed!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Ye-ah.
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Those Storied-Cori-Lori Games of Glory (Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer, Nat King Cole)
Bring - back - those
Storied-Cori-Lori games of Glory,
Those games of honor and heroes and quests.
Bring - back - those
Storied-Cori-Lori games of Glory,
Dust off your helm and shield and never ever rest.
Just fill your backpack full of sandwiches of garlic,
Then get your sword out,
Now you're set.
And in the woods you'll see the little vorpal bunnies,
As kute as ever, but don’t never pet their heads.
Bring - back - those
Storied-Cori-Lori games of Glory,
Those games of honor and heroes and quests.
Bring - back - those
Storied-Cori-Lori games of Glory,
You know that Glory will always be best.
Don't have to know a goon from a goblin to fight them,
Get your sword out and start to swing.
Why, from the moment that those monsters start arriving,
You'll see more action in the fight than in training.
Bring - back - those
Storied-Cori-Lori games of Glory,
Those games of magic and monsters and quests.
Bring - back - those
Storied-Cori-Lori games of Glory,
You know that Glory will always be best.
Bring - back - those
Storied-Cori-Lori games of Glory,
Those games of honor and heroes and quests.
Bring - back - those
Storied-Cori-Lori games of Glory,
You know that Glory will always be best.
You know that Glory will always be best.
You know that Glory will always be best.
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Two Against Hydra (Two Against Nature, Steely Dan)
Kitty proudly presents this QfGlorification of the title track from the 2000 Album of the Year and winner of 4 Grammys.
If the lyrics sound a little chaotic, Donald Fagan’s original lyrics are even more chaotic!
Bad news breaking in old Marete
There’s eight rites of rullership to complete
Queen of Atlantis and that whole crew
Across the island the evil winds they blew
All the enemies those deadly souls
Waiting to attack from their hidey-holes
Everyone's competing to be the king
Only one of them has a magic ring
Two against hydra don't you know
Who's gonna chop the heads that always grow
Two against hydra make them bleed
Who's gonna sever necks and do the deed
Elsa Von Spielberg she come last night
Must have been dreaming but she was real alright
There on your nightstand what could it be
Heart of tainted chocolate candy
Call Julanar - call Salim
A tree and a hippie that are real keen
They are all huritng but they hang tough
Apothecary gonna help them heal enough
Two against hydra big and mean
Spitin' acid and doin’ things not keen
Two against hydra fighting tall
They just wanna pull the teeth from bloody jaw
Magnum Opus he champion fighter
But his ego could stand to be lighter
Kokeeno, Abdull and the green monster Gort
Fighting in the arena are all such sports
Beautiful Marete in deep distress
'Specially they deserve our hero’s best
Two against hydra they are real tough
Good things happening when they get going rough
Two against hydra, love that gig
Cut off the heads before they're too damn big
Two against hydra stand alone
Who's gonna ascend to the throne
Two against hydra don't you know
Are Elsa and our hero friend or foe?
Two against hydra what a pair
And why does Elsa and Hero both have blond hair?
Search hydra’s lair , don’t be insane
Snatch the magic bow before that dame
Now check you health and make damn sure
You won’t get hurt if you’re a Paladin pure
Cast the open spell on the chest
Get the magic items ‘cause they are the best
Use the magnets to go back home
Don’t stop too long to talk to that gnome
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Tusk (Tusk, Fleetwood Mac)
Why don't you ask me if I’m going to stay?
Why don't you ask me when I’m going away?
Oh, where have all the elephants gone?
Why don't you leave elephants alone?
Why do you hunt the elephants down?
Why don't the elephants stamp you into the ground?
Don't say it’s a hobby!
Just say you want ivory!
"Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!"
"Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!"
"Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!"
"Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!"
"Tusk!"
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Ugarte Mod Is Snooping Around (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
Druss better not post
He better not flame
Better not bash
I'm telling him why
Ugarte Mod is snooping around.
He's taking a look,
And monitoring it twice;
Gonna find out Who's bashed Sierra thrice.
Ugarte Mod is snooping around.
He sees Druss when he’s posting
He knows when he’s astray
He knows if he’s been bashing Sierra
So he better not flame for just today!
Druss better not post
He better not flame
Better not bash
I'm telling him why
Ugarte Mod is snooping around.
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Ugarte Will Know (Your Mother Should Know , The Beatles, Magical Mystery Tour)
Hero comes in and needing to know
Quite willing to pay for Ugarte’s info.
Should have killed him a long, long time ago
Ugarte will know (Ugarte will...)
Ugarte will know (...know.)
Sing it again.
If you post here not knowing the rules
Just remember that ol’ Ugarte’s not cruel
He became mod a long, long time ago
Ugarte will know (Ugarte will...)
Ugarte will know (...know.)
Let’s all get up and dance like a fool
That dancing image of Ugarte was kool.
Got his old tag a long, long time ago
Ugarte will know (Ugarte will...)
Ugarte will know (Aaaah.)
Ugarte will know (Ugarte will...)
Ugarte will know (Aaaah.)
Sing it again.
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Underwater (Under Pressure, Queen and David Bowie)
Midi Version
Water pushing down on him
Pressing down on him, has to go there
Underwater
He goes a diving down
Spears a small fishy or two
The hero goes deep
Blub blub blub blub blub blub
Blub blub blub blub blub blub
That's scary!
It's the terror of knowing
That his air is all out
Turning green and
bluish like a trout!
Prays his swimming takes him higher
Water all around
Fresh air above
Ba ba ba blub blub blub blub
Let’s go
Swimin' around
Kicks his legs up and down
That is the way
If he can’t swim then he’ll drown
Hero’s goes deep
Hero’s down deep
It's the terror of knowing
That his air is all out
Turning green and
bluish like a trout!
Prays his swimming takes him higher
Water all around
Fresh air above
Read the book from FA
He’s a novice
Got fifty points, but it won't do
Keeps coming up for air
But he's not quitting yet
Try, try, try
Time, time, time, time
Dire music while under water he’s drowning
Can't we give Hero some more time?
Why can't he have some more time, more time?
Why can't he have some more time, more time?
More time, more time, more time, more time, more time?
Cause practice is the only way
And he has to get there
To the people who live under the sea
The only way to meet their Queen
To complete another rite
This is his last breath
This is hero underwater
Underwater, water
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Viana (Rhiannon, Stevie Nicks / Fleetwood Mac)
For V since she said this was one of her favorite Fleetwood Mac song, and I must say it’s an excellent choice.
There are several great versions of this song including the original on "Fleetwood Mac" (White Album), the live version, and the live version on "The Dance".
Viana writes like a bard on the board
And don't you love to read her?
She writes her Fics so we won’t get bored
And will she write forever?
All your life you've never seen
A FanFic, written like song
Would you blush if she included you in one?
Will you be in one .........?
CHORUS:
Viana......
Viana......
Viana......
She is a poet on the board
And then she is the actress
She writes her fic so we are not bored
And then her threads are matchless
All your life you've never seen
A FanFic, written like song
Would you blush if she included you in one?
Will you be in one .........?
Will you be in one .........?
CHORUS:
Viana......
Viana......
Viana......
Plots unwind
She's one of kind
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Voltara (Diana, Paul Anka)
Written in 1956 at the age of 15 by Paul Anka about his 18-year-old neighbour (in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada) Diane Ayoub, whom he had a crush on.
I'm a kat and you're a mage
Yes, Voltara, You’re the rage
I don't care if I am kute
'Cause that point is really mute
You will never be a kat
And your really don’t eat rats
There’s no spell for that, Voltara
Chills I get when you cast a spell
Oh, Voltara, just as well
I can’t be your familiar
Oh, Voltara, let’s not err
I know you have Electro
He’s a kat with lives to go
There’s no spell I know, Voltara
Voltara Oh, enchantress, oh, Rognik’s flame
Tell me that Im not to blame
For writing this song for you
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Only you can write stories
Of romance and heroics
When you read my Glorifications
I can feel all your "Good Vibrations"
I know, Voltara, I know you’re right
Cast your spells with all your might
There’s no spell tonight, Voltara
No spell, Voltara
No spell, Voltara
No spell, Voltara
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We're Aboriginal (You're An Original, Sheryl Crow, C'Mon C'Mon)
This the third installment on my quest to QfGlorify each and every song on Sheryl’s, C'Mon C'Mon CD. I have already QfGlorified "Soak Up The Sun" and "Steve McQueen".
This track features Lenny Kravitz on guest vocals.
Sell you what you’ve got
Yes, we got a lot
Got a lot things we’re selling
Sell and sell all day
Till the day light grays
All your needs now we are serving
On your Glory Quest
There’s no time for rest
There's nothing we can’t sell you
Just some little kats
Plaza’s where we sat
There's nothing we can’t sell you
We're aboriginal Katta
Like you’ve never seen before
We're aboriginal Katta
Turn around and you're looking at so many stalls
Sold you leather flasks
For the price your ask
On some kind of Quest for Glory
Rations on a stick
Lamps without a wick
We’re a part of your great story
Closed at night and out at morning
Your days with us are going fast
We’re so humble, we don’t mumble
We just hope you won't walk on past
We're aboriginal Katta
Like you’ve never seen before
We're aboriginal Katta
Turn around and you're looking at so many stalls
We're aboriginal Katta
Like you’ve never seen before
We're aboriginal Katta
Turn around and you're looking at so many stalls
Turn around and you're looking at so many stalls
Turn around and you're looking at so many stalls
Turn around and you're looking at so many stalls
Meet us in Shapier
Repressed in ol’ Rasier
You know we will help you save us
We're aboriginal Katta
Like you’ve never seen before
We're aboriginal Katta
Turn around, Turn around
We're aboriginal Katta
Like you’ve never seen before
We're aboriginal Katta
Look out Hero, Turn Around
We're aboriginal Katta
Like you’ve never seen before
We're aboriginal Katta
Turn around and you're looking at so many stalls
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We’ve Got It (You Got It, Roy Orbison , Mystery Girl)
This song was one of the last in a line of great Roy Orbison hits. The "Mystery Girl" CD was recorded in 1989 as a comeback effort after the success of the "Travelin’ Willburrys" (Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, George Harrison, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynn) and proved that "The Voice" still had it. "You Got It" was produced by Jeff Lynn and also featured Jeff and Tom as backups It was also covered by Bonnie Raitt on the 1995 ""Boys on the Side" soundtrack. Unfortunately, Roy died of a heart attack while on tour promoting "Mystery Girl", and I never got to see him live.
Everytime you walk
Into our shops and stalls
You see lots of stuff and you
Want it all
One offer true
We sell that way and
We pray that you
Come back this way
Anything you want
We've got it
Anything you need
We've got it
Anything at all
We've got it
Hero
Everytime we see you
We begin to understand
Everything about you
Tells us you’re Heroman
We work all day
We try and try
No one will buy
The things you buy
Anything you want
We've got it
Anything you need
We've got it
Anything at all
We've got it
We’re glad to sell
Our wares to you
We know you feel
Much gratitude
Anything you want
We've got it
Anything you need
We've got it
Anything at all
We've got it
Hero
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While My Katar Wildly Swings (While My Guitar Gently Weeps , The Beatles, The Beatles [White Album])
This QfGlorification was inspired by Paladinlover’s amazing ability to create new weapons for his FanFic characters and his extensive knowledge of Katta lore (he much more of an expert than me) which will be displayed in his forthcoming FanFic about early Katta history.
This is about a Katta who long ago joined the Katta underground resistance movement and became consumed with the cause to free his land and people.
A katar is Katta stringed musical instrument which is kind of a cross between a guitar, sitar, and dorba. A katta would play it while holding it in his or her lap. It is made of metal with a hollow body/core. Since the body has very sharp edges, it can be used as a weapon by swinging it like a battle axe. While being played, the sharp edges are covered/protected by a leather sheath which is also used to carry it over one’s shoulder or on one’s back.
In reality, a katar is Indian Hindu knife weapon. Qatar is the name of an Arab nation.
The original song was written by George Harrison and features haunting lead guitar by a young Eric Clapton who was a member of Cream at that time. Eric was the first and last non-Beatle guitarist to perform on a Beatle recording. The song is arguably the best track from the White Album which also featured Birthday, Ob la di Ob la da, and Back in the USSR.
I look at that hordes of the evil ones creeping
While my katar wildly swings
I look at the death, I know I should be weeping
Still my katar wildly swings
I don't know why nobody taught me how to control my rage
I don't know how I became enraged
At such a young age.
I look at my land and I notice it's burning
While my katar wildly swings
With every battle I must surely be learning
Still my katar wildly swings
I don't know how I were converted
I was perverted too
I don't know how I was inverted
Someone subverted me.
I look at that hordes of the evil ones creeping
While my katar wildly swings
Look at the hordes...
Still my katar wildly swings.
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Why don't we turn him into a toad?, Baba and the Babbling Yagas (Why don't we do it in the road?, The Beatles)
Why don't we turn him into a toad?
Why did you give him the secret code?
Why does he have to be so bold?
Why don't we send him down the road?
No one will be opposing us
Why don't we turn him into a toad?
Why don't we give him a nasty cold?
Why don't we put his quest on hold?
Why can’t he be bought and sold?
Why do I have to be so old?
No one will be opposing us
Why don't we turn him into a toad?
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Wild Berry Pie (Wild Honey Pie, The Beatles, The Beatles/White Album)
The original lyrics have only two unique lines, but I made each line different.
Midi Version
Berry Pie
Punny tries
Humor nigh
Town folk sigh
Punny cries
Hut from sky
White skulls fry
Pan to buy
Baba loves, Berry Pie
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Without Any Help From My Friends (A Little Help From My Friends, The Beatles)
and let me introduce to you, the one an only true hero
and General Claudius ‘s lonely mercenary band
t r u e h e r o
What would you do if I slew a dragon,
Would you stand up and applaud just for me.
Lend me your swords and I'll slay a few more,
And I'll try not to get all gory.
I get fried without any help from my friends,
I get nigh without any help from my friends,,
Going to die without any help from my friends.
What do I do when my love is in Hades.
(Does it worry you to have to choose)
How do I feel by the end of the day
(Are you sad because you lost half your vitality)
No I get fried without any help from my friends,
Do you need dark Katrina,
I need somebody to love.
Could it be good Erana
I want somebody to love.
Would you believe in a love at first bite,
Yes but I'm certain I don’t wanna be a vampire.
What do you see when you go out at night,
I can tell you that it’s gonna be mine.
Oh gonna die without any help from my friends,
Do you need dark Katrina,
I need somebody to love.
Could it be good Erana
I want somebody to love.
I get fried without any help from my friends,,
Yes gonna die without any help from my friends,
Without any help from my friends.
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Wouldn't You Eat Mice (Wouldn't It Be Nice by The Beach Boys, Pet Sounds)
Midi Version
Music by Brian Wilson
Words by Tony Asher and Mike Love
Lead vocals by Brian Wilson (Verses) and Mike Love (Bridge)
Peaked at #8 in US (Should have been #1 if not for those darn Beatles!)
Wouldn't you
eat mice if you were Katta
Then you wouldn't have to starve no more
And wouldn't they be nice as enchiladas
And sell them in a wee plaza stall
You know they’re gonna taste oh that much better
If we could find some wine to serve together
Wouldn't be nice if we could eat mice
In the morning with our breakfast stew
And after having earned the day’s last dinar
Give each other snorts of katnip too
Mice and rats together we've been rending
I wish that every meal was never ending
Wouldn't you eat mice?
Maybe if we think and wish and hope and dream it might come true
Kitty then there wouldn't be a rodent thing we wouldn't chew
We could eat Fenrus
Erasmus would thank us
Wouldn't you eat mice?
You know it seems the more we stalk and hunt them
It surely seems we’d truly starve without them
But lets stalk and hunt them
Wouldn't you eat mice?
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You Don't Own Him by Kitty Kat (You Don't Own Me by Lesley Gore)
Peak Billboard position # 2 in 1963
I just did a Jackification of this song, so I decided to also QfGlorify it. It’s about Katrina trying the use the hero to help her with bring back Avoozl.
You don't own him, He's not just one of your little pawns
You don't own him, He's not just another kute little toy
And don't tell him what to do
And don't tell him what to say
And please, when he visits with you
Don't put him in those chains, 'cause
You don't own him, don't try to change him in any way
You don't own him, don't seduce him 'cause he'll never stray
Oh, And don't tell him what to do
I don't tell him what to say
Just let him be a hero
That's all he asks of you
He’s kool and he loves to be kool
He’s brave and he loves to be brave
He lives his quest the way he wants
He gets and does whatever he needs
< instrumental interlude>
A-a-a-nd don't tell him what to do
Oh-h-h-h don't tell him what to say
And please, when he visits with you
Don't put him in those chains
And don't tell him what to do
And don't tell him what to say
So just let him be himself
That's all he asks of you
I'm kool and I love to be kool
FADE
I'm nuts and I love to be nuts
I play the game the way I want
I say and post whatever I please
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