| NEWS PROFILE OTHER LIFE KINGSLEYS MISSUS MONOBROW TEAM OF THE CENTURY CHEER UP MUSICAL TRIBUTE MATTHEW KOURNIKOVA LEROYS CRYSTAL BALL GUESTBOOK QUIZ POLL LINKS |
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| KINGSLEY IN 2004??? |
| When not downloading pornography, we here at the Kingsley Hunter Pilgrimage have been sifting through countless emails from fans desperate to know what the future holds for their hero. In a Kingsley Hunter Footballing Exclusive we can reveal that the intelligent and good looking creator of this site can no longer deliver you the news on Kingsley first. After stalking Kingsley Hunter for 3 and a half years as a service to all Kingsley fans a restraining order has been placed against me by the Great Man himself, Kingsley Hunter. This restraining order is my seventh, after John Burgess, Gary Coleman, Britney Spears, Maurice Rioli, the cast of Golden Girls and my parents also felt a restrainng order was necessary. |
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| MATTHEW KOURNIKOVA |
| Matthew Croft is a ten year player of the Western Bulldogs renowned for his determination and work ethic. But there is an aspect of Matthews game that has been left un-noticed for far to long. That aspect is the baulk. A Matthew Croft baulk is poetry in motion, a pleasure to witness. You might say watching a Matthew Croft baulk is like watching Anna Kournikova play tennis, it is graceful, beautiful and elegant. To find out how Crofty mesmerises his opponents with his trademark baulk click here |
| YOU HAVE MISTAKENLY COME ACROSS MY WEBSITE WHEN YOU WERE IN FACT SEARCHING FOR HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY, MY CONDOLENCES |
| To see what Kinger gets up to in his spare time click here |
| Matthew Croft feeling a bit nipply |
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