K-MAN'S HOMEPAGE

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Welcome to my domain. I would appreciate any suggestions on how to keep it up fresh and not boring. I will try to update as much as possible and I'll be adding new stuff soon. You can send any suggestions to my E-Mail at Killerkman86@hotmail.com.

Link To Chi Chi Cruz Page

K-Man & Cheech

My Baby

1999 Kawasaki Vulcan Drifter

1979 Ford Ranger       Short Box

The Name Is Kelly                                                                                                                5'8    240 Lbs                    I Live In Starbuck, Manitoba            I'm part owner of a mink ranch and            feed business with my brother. On            weekends you can either find me on            my bike or hanging out with my good            friend Corey AKA:(Chi Chi Cruz or            Cheech).            My hobbies include drinking,drinking,            and more drinking. Just Kidding. I            like going to the gym, unfortunately I            have neglected it lately. I also enjoy            movies, camping, cruising around            in our boat......Right Corey???                       I have recently broken out of jail            The Marriage Institution. Ha Ha Ha.             It was pure HELL. But I fortunately            escaped unscathed.            THANX FOR STOPPING BY

What Was Left After A Day Of Fun With K-Man

A Reminder To Cheech: Don't Go Boating With K-Man

Pics Of Trip To Rockies

Jokes'n Stuff

The Easter Egg Hunt After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one.  A few minutes later the rooster walked in, saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.

Women Jokes ==================================== Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's an 'evolutionary thing' that allows them to stand closer to the sink. ==================================== How do you know when a woman is about tosay something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me---" ==================================== How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't.  There's a clock on the stove. ==================================== If your dog is barking at the back door, and you wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? The dog.  It'll shut up as soon as it comes inside. ==================================== What's worst than a Male Chauvenist Pig? A woman that won't do as she's told. ==================================== I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I hate to interrupt her. ==================================== What do you call a woman who has lost 95% if her intelligence? Divorced! ==================================== Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called Wedding Cake. ==================================== Marriage is a 3 ring circus. Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering. ==================================== Our last fight was her fault. My wife asked, "What's on T.V.?" I said, "Dust." ==================================== A man inserted a personal ad in the paper; "Wife Wanted!" The next day, he recieved 100 responses. They all said, "You can have mine!"

Q: Why do they call it PMS? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So", says the cop to the driver, where have you been? "I’ve been to the pub", slurs the drunk. "Well", says the cop, "it looks like you’ve had quite a few." "I did all right", the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know", says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh!!", thank heaven, sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf."

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are in a bar when the bartender tells them about a magic mirror in the ladies’ room. "Apparently," he says, "the mirror gives rewards if you stare into it and say something true. But if you lie, you’re sucked into the mirror and never heard from again." So the redhead heads to the bathroom, looks into the mirror, and says, "I think I’mthe most beautifull woman in this bar." A million dollars suddenly appears before her. Then the brunette heads into the bathroom, looks into the mirror, and says, "I think I’m the smartest woman in this bar." The key to a new Ferrari materializes in her fingers. Then the blonde goes in, looks into the mirror,

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. “What’s wrong with you?” She asked him. “Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were 16?” he replied. “And remember he said, I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison.” Baffled, she said, “Yes, I remember, so what?” “I would have gotten out today.”

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "Oh, no it’s just mustard this time.”"

Two blondes are walking down the street one day when they find a compact on the ground. One of them picks it up, opens it, and looks into the mirror. "Hey, this picture looks kind of familiar,"she says. The other blonde grabs the compact, looks into the mirror, and says, "You idiot, that’s me!"

A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, "All lawyers are assholes!" He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge. Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, "Take that back." The biker says, 'Why? Are you a lawyer?" "No, I’m an asshole."

Have You Ever Seen A Bigger Ham                   For A Camera???