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Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. (Hosea 13:16)

And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him. (1 John 4:16)

Welcome to Jolly Jehovah's Bedtime Bible Atrocities. I'm a dedicated deity with a long, long nose, poking into all your business. Yeah I'm Jolly Jehovah, the lovable tyrant of the old Orient and I'm going to tell you some stories.

I'm a lustful abusive lover of my 'bride', an X rated divinity with a fondness for obscenity and I kill and I kill and I kill. Blood is my obsession - I'm the original vampire and my weapons seep blood, I wade in the blood of innocents for indecent pleasures.

Away with your feminism, your humanism, your 'rights' - I rule all. I'm the biggest Big Brother of them all, baby, and you'd better think like me and act like me or you'll die like all the rest. Follow my rules and ignore yourself - I'm an absolutist despot - you hear and obey.

The stories your preacher won't tell you are here - know me and fear me! I'm a fearsome and dreadful God, a nightmare more than Lovecraft could promote. Read on, dear ones, as the God of love reveals Himself...

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