| Can you say "Bat Out of Hell 7: Don Got Really Hungry"? Ol' Donny D is 50 on June 29th, meaning that he shares a birthday with the infamous John "Lotsa Guitars Don't Mean You Can Play A Lick" McCarthy. More important than the special birthday he shares with a great American is that he survived until the ripe, very old age of 50. Never too old to rock and roll - or over-eat, it would appear. Catch his act as a Meatloaf impersonator every other Wednesday at the Florin Road Church's Fried Chicken, just across from Luther Bloodbank and over by the used car lot where Scott A. (the "A." is to protect his identity) used to wash, and sometimes crash, cars. Oh, and Don, that thing on the top of your head where most people have hair - whatever it is and whatever you paid for it, please, please take it off. It will, at best, leave a stain and, at worst, begin to make you think that you once again have lucious, flowing hair. Of course, I take it all back if, without the hairy lid, you look like a cross between Uncle Fester and Darth Vader sans helmet. |
