The Mikey Chronicals
		or Psycho Special Forces Mugu Mania Mike sends me the typical “I have $25,000,000 I want to put in your account (I didn’t save any e-mails from him until it became apparent he was going to bite the hook. I replied with my standard: “I’m very sorry, I’d love to do business with you but my Cult of Alien Visitation forbids us doing business with any non-members because outsiders have held us up to ridicule in the past. If you would be willing to join our cult then we can do business..” ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 20:46:38 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: Please advise immediately To: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com Universal Equity Bank Plc,RC 2305 UEB Head Office, Date 1st sep 2004.Lagos Nigeria. Attention My dear Mr Elder John. Thanks for your mail to my business proposal, and at the same time I am very happy to read from you in this regards. Meanwhile I am very intrested to work with you although bot of us has never meet before, but I believe business has to go with trust and honesty. I would have suggest we meet in anywhere before carring out this project ,but as the Lord has choosen you to assist me at this junture Glory be to Almighty. Moreover I am a devoted christian and was brought up in a roman catolic home, but as the case maybe I am ready to join to your cult hence you promise to help me to carry out this project till the fund will be successfuly get transfered into your designated bank account. Nevertheless Please details the procedure of your Society (CULT). Secondly how do I join?. Actually, I want to use this opportunity to details you a little bit, and how we are going to carry out the execution of this project successfuly with out any hitch in the future. Already I have explain the full details of this transaction in my proposal earlier on, but here we are right now, the said fund belong to my Late client Mr Engr. Eric Norman who died on car crashed with his family , and The source of this fund was further traced to be a contract payment made to him by the Federal Government of Nigeria since he has been always using our Bank, but this fund has remained unclaimed till now. Since his death, nobody has shown up to claim this fund and this attracted our management's curiosity thereby declaring the account dormant. A Panel/Committee was setup by the Federal Government on the recovery of funds, hence this fund should be unquestionably claimed by any of his available next of kin or alternatively be returned back to the Central Bank of my country treasury purse. It is because of the perceived possibility of not going to be able to locate any of his next of kin that I took it upon myself to source for a trusted and reliable person from his Country to assist me in claiming the said fund. Therefore, I wish to front you as his next of Kin so you can come up to claim the fund which he deposited in our Bank before it will be reverted to the National Treasury. Moreover I promise to use my good office to get all-internal documentations with the help of my attorney to back up your claims, in the bank. Infact My Brother let's get this done immediately I believe we have a lots of things to do in future, and in any form we finally conclude this transaction I promise to use part of my share to build branch of your CULT here in Africa ,just to remember your good did or in memory of you. Nevertheless I request to have your direct phone and fax number for easy communication,and to enabling me to be given you daily updates until the last day the fund will be transfer to your designated bank account. Be advised that you are to help me both in financial aspect to get this deal successfuly done.and remember that thirty percent (30%) of the total fund will be yours for kind assistance. if you can provide a very good account where the fund will be transfer for safe keeping untill i arrieve to your country for the sharing as stated earlier on. Infact I will like to stop here until I hear from you again on this issue. Remember to include your phone and fax number on your next email letter to me. You can also reach me on my private telephone and fax line +( phone 234-804-3367301.) (Private Fax: +234-1-7594175) for more further discussion on Investiment factors. Looking forward to hear from you in this matter. Thanks for your co-operation. Best Regards, Mike Robertson. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2004 07:11:14 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: Please advise immediately To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Future Brother Mike, I am confident we can work this out. I know without any doubt that joining my Cult will not cause you any problems with your beliefs. To join is very simple. I have included two attachments. You must wear an aluminum hat (it may be made of aluminum foil) this is because aluminum worn on the head helps us feel the alien vibrations. The picture of Brother Ron is the hat he wore when he joined our Cult last month. Wear this hat when you sign the form I have attached. Have someone take a picture of you wearing the hat when you sign the form. Then, scan the picture of you signing the form and then scan the form send the scanned picture and the scanned form to me, I'll sign the document and scan it back to you. Then we can proceed with our business. Also, on this note, be thinking about something else. When we get ready to move on constructing buildings over there I'd like you to consider being my partner. I could Have you arrange for the construction and our Cult could send you the funds to construct the buildings one you got price quotes from a building contractor. Here is what we would need: 1 wood framed building 30 meters x 30 meters square 6 meter high ceiling White brick exterior dark wood panel inside Flourescent lighting Bright green carpeting sunroof in the center of the ceiling 50 stackable plastic chairs Get a local contractor to put together a bid on this and when we get a firm price we can also proceed on this deal. I would be willing to pay you 15% of the cost of the construction to supervise this for me. I plan on putting up 4 of these buildings in the next 12 months, then I'll fly over to inspect them. If satisfactory we can see if the contracotr will do this for a slightly lower cost if we have him build 6 buildings in the next year for us ------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 1 Sep 2004 17:20:55 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: I NEED YOUR ADVISE PLEASE BROTHER To: "John Elder" < Dear John Elder. How are you today?. Hope all is well with you. I want to use this medium to explain and also seek for your advise toward your conditions. Well I try to explain to my Wife about your decition regards to our ongoing fund transfer, and also about your offer. She felt so scared and try to discorage me. But at this moment I need your advise because I believe you are a man of my type, and I pray for almighty to continue to join us together until date. Meanwhile I am eager for you to assist me in transfering this fund to oversea account for safe keeping and Investment , as I mentioned earlier on, and I also ready to help you in supervising your CULT building project here in my country. Anyway my purpose of helping you for your CULT building does not require any percentage ,and I am not intrested to ask you for compansation all I need is just my own share from the total fund I am requesting for your assistance. Moreover I am very happy for the Bonus gift your members present to you and your wife last year which I believe sooner they might do something more to your family. Sequel to your request (CULT) building project in my country I have three and half plot of Land in the Federal Capital Terrotery (ABUJA) which will be given to you as soon as you help me out to recieve the said fund. I am expecting to hear from you in this regards. Thanks for your co-operation. Best Regards, Yours Sincerely, Mike Robertson. (Seems like Mike is forgetting the picture and the Cult application form. I’ll have to prod his memory.) ------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 2 Sep 2004 12:21:50 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ADVISE PLEASE BROTHER To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Is this Mike? . We can still do business but please refer to our prior agreement about the Official Board of my Cult not allowing business dealings with non-believers. I had sent you the enlistment procedure and the Membership application. I can proceed no further until we receive the initialed and signed membership pledge and the agreed upon pictures of you signing the pledge while wearing and aluminum foil hat to allow the inspiration of the visitors. This concerns me. Has a different person taken over your side of the conversation? And assure your wife, this will not affect your real beliefs. If you look closely at the form I've asked you to sign we are not asking you to renounce any belief. We are asking you to be open minded towards the idea of friendly Alien life forms visiting this planet. Until I receive the pledge and pictures of the ceremonial signing we can't proceed. If this is Mike, get serious now. I have that other business proposition where I want you to represent me in getting bids from a contractor to build 4 of those centers on the north, south, east, and west of your city. I realize the bids may be high. That's why I'm asking you to get at least 3 bids. We'll award it to either the lowest or next to lowest bidder based on your assessment of their ability to do the job. AND you will receive at least 15% of the cost of the building to reward you for your labors in this. We believe it is not right for a man to work for free. In the United States each of those buildings would cost at least $100,000 so do the math... you stand to make at least $60,000 and then when I come to inspect the buildings and an satisfied we will build at least 6 more of the buildings next year. I expect our Cult to grow rapidly over there once our elders visit and show the evidences. I shall await your reply. (He needs some more prodding) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 3 Sep 2004 07:33:38 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ADVISE PLEASE BROTHER To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Mike, Have you gotten that document signed yet? That's all that is holding us up. And let me reassure you, nothing will be said to your wife. We will keep this in strictest confidence. It will go into our files and be hidden from the general public. Please move quickly on this as my Board of Elders is pressuring me for news on the outcome of our business. I hate to not tell them everything but I did start this Cult, I am the Chief Elder so they need to take my word for some of this. So please, sign that membership, scan it and send it to me and I'll attempt to push this through the Board of Elders and get the money moving. I've also attached a picture of what the building should look like. I don't want the office section built. All we need is the meeting hall build. The picture is of our meeting hall here. Elder John Founder / Treasurer of the Cult of Alien Visitation --------------------------------------------------------- Honourable Mike Robertson xxx@yahoo.com wrote: Dear Brother, John Elder. 4/9/2004. Thanks for your advise and for showing me the picture of the high allen visitation meeting hall. Moreover I am ready as you have already promised me that the CULT does not have anything to do with my believe. as such I requested for the aggreement as the formail one you send to me was not claer on the Email attachment. I will be very glad if you can resend the agreement again. Meanwhile I have discuss with one of our national contractor whom I believe that will handle this building project successfuly, and he promised to give us his best in constructing the meeting hall. You can go ahead to send the blue print immediately, and the bank account number where you want the fund to be transfered into for safe keeping and for onward Investment in your country. Again I want you to advise me on Investment sector in your country .I suggest REAL ESTATE. and HOTEL BUSINESS. I am expecting to recieve the agreement form Immediately you read this massage. Thanks and remain bless and clean. I am with you and I promised. Yours Sincerely. Mike Robertson. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 4 Sep 2004 15:24:16 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: Please resend the agreement form again. To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Very good. Let's get this joining out of the way so we can do business. Attached is the form and the aluminum hat that brother Ron wore. But the hat doesn't have to look exactly like that. A plain aluminum skull cap will do. As long as there is aluminum foil over your head when you sign the agreement. I am looking forward to doing business with you and I can start transferring the bank account numbers and blueprints once we have your membership form and the pictures. -thank you very much ---------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 7 Sep 2004 21:27:53 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: ON THE ATTARCH FILE IS MY PICTURE AND THE AGREEMENT VIEW IT To: xxxxx@yahoo.com Dear Brother Elder John I am sorry for late replying to your last mail ,due to I went for an Important meeting in the Federal Capital Terrotery.Acctually I have done all what you asked me to do before we can carry on the process of the transfer, and I believe we are one now because I have agree in your condition ,and I hope you can never disapoint me in any form. Meanwhile I have complete the process of the agreement form and the picture you requested for, as such I believe you are my honest Brother and Your word assure me of your genueness and capablity of handling this transfer.Moreover I have confided my trust in you and ready to work with you with honest regards to the CULT building project in my country. Nevertheless I request to have your International passport for easy Identification and to enable me to understand exactly whom you are as my partner.and your direct telephone and fax number for easy communication and to enable me to be updating you on more development in this fund transfer. Secondly you can send the banking details (account number , and the swift code, and the Bank account benficiary Name, with the telephone and fax of the Bank) where you want the fund to be transfered into for safe keeping and for onward Investment in your country.Moreover I want you to arrange for a visa or invitation letter which will grant me access to United State, for the disembursement of the fund as I earlier mentioned in my leter of proposal. As soon as I recieve all these information I will forward them to My attorney who will proceed to secure all the Certificates of the Origin of the fund, and Authority to claim Certificate and the Death Certificate of my late cliant of the fund on your favour from our Federal Hgh Court for easy claim of the fund. Nevertheless, I request for you to give to me all the details about the building immediately so that tommorrow morning I will contact the three contractors for their quotations or the estimates of the building project. and again Please indicate the area you want the building to commence from as you can understand we have more than 40 States in this country,and over 100 million people in the country, because in some certin area of my country an empty land can cost more that $ 100,000 United States Dollars you mentioned as what of the building in your country ( USA). And some area are very ship like in some States that are not well developed. Landed property are very low and cost of building are low too, So advise on the area you want the Allien Cult Visitation building to be presized on , because I dont want to disapoint you or anything that will make you to distrust me. I am waiting for the required information I requested from you. I will be glad if my request can be honored immediately. Thanks and remain bless. Yours, Mike Robertson. N/B; Incase it's require for you to come down to my country for the signing of the fund release order as the bonafide beneficiary of the said, can you come?.Because it seems like the bank in question (APEX BANK OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA ) may like to ask you to come for the signing of the final payment release order of the fund .alternatively an acredited bank attorney from your side, because through the information I recieved this morning the APEX BANK are requesting for the Next of Kins to report present before their file will be endorse proper for immediate transfer of their fund (Seems Mikey just can’t get it right, He sends me the picture but no document. The aliens won’t like that.) ------------------------------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Sep 2004 06:07:36 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: ON THE ATTARCH FILE IS MY PICTURE AND THE AGREEMENT VIEW IT To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" I received your picture Mike, but the scanned copy of the signed agreement did not come through. Could you resend the signed document please. Meanwhile, I'm re-arranging my schedule but probably won't be able fly over there until early October. I'll try to get there sooner if I can cancel some of my appointments. But we can look at the property and the bids.when I arrive. ---------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 8 Sep 2004 07:51:32 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: ON THE ATTARCH FILE IS MY PICTURE AND THE AGREEMENT VIEW IT To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" sorry Mike, I overlooked your request for my passport. I've notified my secretary to scan me a copy and I should have it to you by this afternoon. Good news. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to meet you before October 15th but it looks like I might be able to move up some of my meetings and be able to get with you before then, possibly as early act Sept 30. Meanwhile, please scan that document and send it. The Board members are sticklers for the trivial things. They aren't really prying into our business, they just want to make certain I've got a legal membership form. (If you want me to I can destroy it after we conclude our business, just to protect your privacy. We've become good enough friends I feel I can take care of you this way if you so desire) All I'll do is just wave it in front of them and say "We've got a new member" and they'll be happy. (Mike must be afraid the Alien contract is binding. HA! Let me trade him some fantasy information to get that form back) ----------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 8 Sep 2004 11:23:08 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: ON THE ATTARCH FILE IS MY PICTURE AND THE AGREEMENT VIEW IT To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Mike, I think I've got the information you need Sunrise Bank of San Diego You would like the President and CEO, he is Randy Cundiff the son of one of our Cult members. He'll give us some valuable help and speed the process. the Acct# 487239209875 Rounting number (you call it the speed number I believe) 189490568 Fax is xxxxxxxxxxx phone is xxxxxxxxxxx NOW we do need a copy of that signed membership form. I can't proceed any furhter until I convince the elders of your membership. I'll just show it to them and then we can get moving quickly on our deal. Once that is done I'll cut a check to get you some operating cash for any paperwork we need to get out of the way for the building, like building permits etc. I want to build the buildings on the outskirts of the Capital City. One on the north, one on the south, one on the east, one on the west. You have to understand, the exact city doesn't matter, what matters is that they are aligned opposite one another on the points of the compass. That way the aliens will know that we respect them. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 8 Sep 2004 12:16:34 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Add to Address Book Subject: Re: ON THE ATTARCH FILE IS MY PICTURE AND THE AGREEMENT VIEW IT To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Mike, here you go buddy: My secretary just scanned these and sent them to me. These are the rough blueprints for the buildings. I don't know the building code requirements over there for electricity or plumbing for the toilet and wash basin in the W.C. So I figure the contractor can figure that out. I asked her again to scan my passport. As soon as she does that, I'll send it to you. IN the meantime please send me the signed copy of the membership form that you are holding in the picture. Thanks again, your pardner, Elder John. (Still trying to get my signed form. Also, let’s see how greedy he gets if I give him something he can steal more from me with. Here’s my blueprints Mikey) ------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 8 Sep 2004 12:16:34 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: ON THE ATTARCH FILE IS MY PICTURE AND THE AGREEMENT VIEW IT To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Mike, here you go buddy: My secretary just scanned these and sent them to me. These are the rough blueprints for the buildings. I don't know the building code requirements over there for electricity or plumbing for the toilet and wash basin in the W.C. So I figure the contractor can figure that out. I asked her again to scan my passport. As soon as she does that, I'll send it to you. IN the meantime please send me the signed copy of the membership form that you are holding in the picture. Thanks again, your pardner, Elder John. ---------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 9 Sep 2004 03:37:17 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: THE PICTURE ATTACHED To: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com DEAR BROTHER ELDER JOHN, THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR MAIL WHICH IS WELL DETAILED. I WILL BE MEETING WITH THE BUILDING CONTRACTORS AND FURNITURE MAKERS FOR A VERY COMPREHENSIVE QUOTATION. I WILL ALSO MAKE CONTACTS FOR THE PURCHASE OF LANDS, AS YOU CLEARLY STATED YOU WANT THE BUILDINDS COVERING FOUR DIMENTIONS OF THE COUNTRY; NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, AND WEST.PRICES ACTUALLY VARIES BETWEEN STATES BUT EVERY ESTIMATES WILL HOPEFULLY BE READY WITHIN TWO DAYS. I HAVE RESCANNED MY PICTURE WITH THE AGREEMENT LETTER AT HAND AND I HOPE THIS WILL PLEASE THE ELDERS. I HOPE THIS PICTURE WILL SATISFY THE ELDER AS THE LOGO VERYWELL APEARED ON THE AGREEMENT DOCUMENT AM HOLDING. I WILL LIKE YOU TO FORWARD TO ME YOUR DIRECT TELPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS FOR PROPER COMMUNICATIONS. ACCORDING TO MY INNITIAL TRANSACTION WITH YOU ABOUT THE TRANSFER, I HAVE ALREADY CONCLUDED AGGREEMENT WITH THE DEPONENT LAWYER APPROVED BY THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE NIGERIA. HE IS A WELL GRADED LAWYER AND I HAD VERY FRUITFULL DISCUSSIONS WITH HIM YESTERDAY. HE HAS AGREED TO PURSUE THE WHOLE PROCCESS FOR US AS SOON AS HIS LEGAL AND FINANCIAL REQUIREMENTS ARE MET, AND THIS INCLUDES A SUM OF US$25:700 IS PAID TO HIM. WELL THIS IS THE PROCCEDURES AS ALL LAWYERS REQUIRE THEIR PAYMENTS BEFORE THEY SIGN FOR YOU. BUT ACORDING TO THE CONDITION OF MY OWN AGREEMENT WITH HIM. HE WILL TAKE US$10:700 TO START THE APPROVAL PROCCESS WHICH INVOLVES FUND APPROVALS AND FOREIGN EXCHANGE ALLOCATION FROM DIFFERENT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PARASTETALS INVOLVED. THE BALANCE OF US$15:00 WILL BE PAID TO HIM UPON THE SIGNING OF THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER DOCUMENT WITHE INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE OFFICE IN THE APEX BANK (CBN). FUTHER DETAILS ON PROGRESS REPORTS WILL BE RELATED TO YOU AS WE MOVE-ON. I REMAIN YOUR DEVOTED BROTHER IN FELLOWSHIP, BEST REGARDS, MIKE ROBERTSON. (sigh… I’m beginning to suspect brain damage. He just won’t send that form but he keeps sending the picture again) -------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 9 Sep 2004 03:42:04 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: THE SECOND PICTURE ATTACHED To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" I may have not made it plain Honourable Mike. They insist on being able to see the form with the initials on it. Can you please scan the form itself and send it. Meanwhile, I'll be meeting with the board this afternoon at 15:00 (probably about 21:00 your time) I'll be just getting their "rubber stamp" approval to start the transaction. If I can have that scanned document by that time it should be easier. If not I'll just try to convince them that it's on the way. It not, I'm sure you'll have the scanned document by morning and I can get the money moving. Now as to the payment methods for the $10,700: will it require a bank draft, American Express money order or what? (he kept insisting on my passport so I guess I’ll give him one. I hope Chevy never goes to Nigeria anytime soon) ---------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 9 Sep 2004 16:41:11 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: PLEASE BROTHER RECONFIRM THE AGREEMENT FORM To: "John Elder" Dear Brother Elder John. Thanks for the information given to me regards to our agreement form . As such I have resign and scaned send to you our agreement form as you requested, but at the same time tell the bored of the Elders that I am there truelly Brother from Africa. Hence I have done all what it takes to join to the CULT OF ALIEN VISITATION as a full member I think they should build the trust in me as a full devoted member. Moreover I have discuss with three contractors based on the estimates of the cost of our building. which I believe there quotations will be okay and ready by tommorrow, because one of them has already promise to handle the whole project ,only if we can offer anything good to him. and is a very good contractor in the country. Nevertheless, the attorney promised to reach me tommorrow regards to the bank account information where we can send the charges USD $ 10,700 . for him to start his job by processing the fund certificate that will make you the bonafide beneficiary of the said fund for easy claim. Secondly I will be very happy to contribute for our ALIEN VISITATION building project in Nigeria as soon as our fund was confirmed well recieved in your designated bank account. Please bear in mind as soon as the attorney starts the process of the fund approvals the bank in question ( APEX BANK ) has legal right to contact and verify any information required from you as the NEXT OF KIN to my Late client. On the attach file is our agreement form, Well signed today secaned and send, tell My bored of Elders that I am with them, and always with them. Please reconfirm upon the recepient of the scaned document to me immediately to enable me to proceed further more on our ongoing fund transfer. Thanks and always remain bless and claen forever. Yours, Mike Robertson. ------------------------------------------------------------ (Finally I get back the form, poorly scanned and all, but I got it) (and look here: Mikey is buying into my scheme to build Alien Welcome Centers. Do these figures appear a little “inflated”?) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 11 Sep 2004 03:06:05 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: Urgent Reply To: "John Elder" Dear Brother, Elder John. How are you today?. I have been waiting to hear from you as you promised to reach the bored of Elders .I know the result is positive. I have sucessfuly collected the quotations for the building construction and land cost aswell.Both North East South and West.The following is the quotation; The quotations are estimated in my local currency, but we have the overall balance in United States Dollars after conversion. 1. BLOCK WORKS: # 750,000.00 2. FRAME BUILDING WITH ROOFING: # 880,000.00. 3. ALUMINIUM ROOFING WITH GLASS WORKS: # 1,200,000.00 4. FENCING: # 450,000.00 5. MAZONIA WOODWORKS WITH NICE FINISHING: # 1,600,000.00. 6. CARPETTING: # 830,000.00. 7. PAINTING WORKS: # 250,000.00. 8. CEILING WORKS: (ITALIAN TYPE) # 420,000.00. 9. ELETRICAL WORKS AND FLOURESCENT: # 300,000.00. TOTAL: # 6,680.000.00. COST OF LANDS: (A) WEST AMUWO ODOFIN: # 4,500,000.00. (B) NORTH KADUNA: # 2,800,000.00. (C) SOUTH RUMOKHUTA P.H: # 3,700,000.00. (D) EAST EMENE: # 2, 500,000.00. TOTAL : # 13,500,000.00. GRAND TOTAL + 10% AGENT FEE: # 14,850,000.00. THE NORMAL SCALE OF BILLING FOR AGENCY CHARGE IS 10% OF THE COST OF EACH LAND AND THIS INCLUDE THE PROCESSING CHARGES. Sequel to our ongoing fund transfer to your account. We have concluded final arrangement with the Attorney to commence business for us on monday pending when he recieves his down payment. Moreover the Lawyer has decided that the easiest and fastest way for him to recieve the payment is through Western Union Money Transfer. Name: AZIH FRANKLYN.E ADDRESS: No 3 BALOGUN STREET JIBOWU LAGOS NIGERIA. And the Lawyer clearly stated that the payment should be spits into two diffrent transfers, for easy cashment in the bank.us5000,00 and us5,700.00.This reason is because the maximum limit of fund that is alowed for reception in Nigeria through Western Union is us10,000.00 at a time. Nevertheless, while thanking you for the acceptance of our prospective business relationship and the new Brotherly fellowship... I have to remind you of the importance of security and confidentiality of the fund when it eventually geos into your account. LONG LIVE CULT OF ALIEN VISITATION ! . I look forward to hear from you soonest. Best Regards, Your Brother Mike. --------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 11 Sep 2004 03:38:21 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: Urgent Reply To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Most excellent Mike. I will proceed with this on both fronts. Our banks over here are closed on the weekends but the Board of Elders has OK'd the use of these funds for the Lawyer. So keep me informed on when & how to proceed with that business. On our other business the quotes seems a bit high but I did put it before the board. They are excited about the prospect of moving into Africa and are to hold a special meeting this weekend Sunday afternoon. I will let you know how that goes. Date: Sat, 11 Sep 2004 06:10:40 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Serious Problem To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" I had asked for 3 quotes. You only sent one. I presume that that is the cheapest quote. But I will need at least one other quote to show the board so that they realize you aren't automatically giving the job to the highest priced contractor. ---------------------------------------------------------- (Mikey needs to learn to read directions) ----------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 11 Sep 2004 12:32:49 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: RE To: "John Elder" Dear Brother Elder John. Mails received with thanks. I hope you are doing great today. The rate given to you is in Naira, which is our local currency. One dollar is equivalent to 140 Naira. Please you are to convert the total amount to dollar equivalent before the meeting of elders tomorrow because I do not want to give the impression that the cost of the building is too high in my Country. The cost given to you is the cheapest among all and the contractor involved is a good one. Below is the cost of the block works # 6,680.000.00. The dollar equivalent is $ 47,750. (Forty Seven thousand and seven hundred and fifty US) Cost of the lands is # 14,850,000.00, you are to convert the cost of the lands pending on the area and states as indicated. Thanks, Mike. ------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 12 Sep 2004 06:22:07 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: I hope to hear from you soon. To: "John Elder" Dear Brother Elder John. How are you today?. I recieved your mail with, and at the same time I am very happy to hear that you to sit the bored of the Elders Meeting. I pray for all things to work through. Meanwhile the land are not the prize ,some are very high from other pending on the area and states. All the prices are steted together. Bellow are the land prices; A) WEST AMUWO ODOFIN: # 4,500,000.00. (B) NORTH KADUNA: # 2,800,000.00. (C) SOUTH RUMOKHUTA P.H: # 3,700,000.00. (D) EAST EMENE: # 2, 500,000.00. TOTAL : # 13,500,000.00. GRAND TOTAL + 10% AGENT FEE: # 14,850,000.00. THE NORMAL SCALE OF BILLING FOR AGENCY CHARGE IS 10% OF THE COST OF EACH LAND AND THIS INCLUDE THE PROCESSING CHARGES. Please Brother view it and you can convert the prices your self. I have already explain to you that usd is 1 to 140 Naira which is my Local cerrency. I hope to hear from you soon. Thanks for your Co-operation Big Brother Elder John. Regards, Yours Mike. ----------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 12 Sep 2004 06:30:43 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: Brother teach me how to pay in our Cult To: "John Elder" Dear Brother Elder John. Please very important I want you to update me more on how to pray in our Cult of Alien Visitation . Moreso, teach me the Good way of my Cult of Alien Visitation . Thanks, Yours, Mike ----------------------------------------------------- (Now he wants to know the good way? But I suspect there’s more than one person I’m dealing with now. With Caps and different grammatical usage it looks like the lure of more money is bringing in the big boys) --------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 12 Sep 2004 07:11:10 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: Please Brother Try to understamd To: "John Elder" Dear Brother, Elder John. Well I decide to advise you more on the confidentiality part of this transfer , because as you are going to the Bank tommorrow to send the attorney fee, Please dont tell anyone that you are expecting money from Africa or Nigeria, Because since sept 11 attack the FBI AND INTER POL are very serious with the Western Union office or Agents in various Country. My reason of given you this info is because I dont want anything that will affect my status in the bank , or anything that will jeopadise this transfer . Thanks for your understanding. Best Regards, Mike . ------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 12 Sep 2004 08:11:36 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" xxxxxxx@yahoo.com Subject: Re: Please Brother Try to understamd To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" xxxxx@yahoo.com Thank you for the advice Mike. But I still need the 2nd or even the 3rd price quote for the building project. If I get it I can also send a $20,000 down payment for you to give the contractor along with your $3000 percentage of that $20,000. That's how we'll work it at present. As I send money for the contractor I'll send 15% fee to you at same time. What is the name of the Contractor Company that I need to make the Western Union money order out to? (fake money for a fake quote; Com’n Mikey, give me another contractor quote) ------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 04:45:34 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" xxxxxxx@yahoo.com View Contact Details Subject: The second quotation To: "John Elder" xxxxxx@yahoo.com Dear Brother, Elder John. Here is now is the second billing estimate you requested for in my Local currency and in Usd, Please study very well for easy understanding. I acctually did not want to forward this to you because the cost was very high, I study the three perfectly and made a choice of the first one ,because I understand the gio-political zones of my country very well and made a very good choice of the first one. Haven't considered all things including the price diffrence. I satdown with the lawyer lastnight and had a very long delibration about this contract matter and means recieving payment for the project. And we agreed, to be on the more saffer side, that it will be better for the fund to be in my control to enable me monitor all the disbursement for the project, since all the project are kicking-off atonce in all the regions. On this development the Attorney has promised to forward to me tommorrow morning with the full detailed account number where you can remit the building project fund into. the lawyer stated that as soon as the money is paid into the account he will confirm from here, and his patner will pay us the money here immediately in cash to start up the building project atonce. I also advised it is better I have 80% of the building project money, then the landed property fund, will be paid in full as the Lands will be purchased at the same time ,and the agency fee is normaly paid simultanously. I understand and trust my lawyer very well ,so there's notting to worry or fear about . I will forward the account to you immediately I recieve it from my lawyer tommorrow. Moreover is very important you make the Westrn Union payment of US10,700 for the attorney to start up the processing the fund approvals for us. Thanks and remain bless. Best Regards, Mike. 1. BLOCK WORKS: #1,050,000.00. US7,500.00. 2. FRAME BUILDING WITH ROOFING: #1,100,000.00. US7,857.14. 3. ALUMINIUM ROOFING WITH GLASS WORKS: #1,600,000.00. US11,428.5. 4. FENCING: #620,000.00 US4,428.5. 5. MAZONIA WOODWORKS WITH NICE FINISHING: #2,100,000.00. US15,000.00. 6. CARPETTING: #950,000.00. US6,785.71. 7. PAINTING WORKS: #400,000.00. US2,857.14. 8. CEILING WORKS: (ITALIAN TYPE) #600,000.00. US4,285.71. 9. ELETRICAL WORKS AND FLOURESCENT: #450,000.00. US3,214.28. TOTAL: #8,870,000.00. GRAND TOTAL: US63,356.98. COST OF LAND IN OTHER AREAS/STATES (A) WEST AGBARA ESTATE #6,000,000.00. US42,857.14. (B) KANO STATE #3,500,000.00. US25,000.00. (C) DELTA STATE #5,000,000.00. US35,714.28. (D) EASTERN STATE #3,300,000.00. US23,571.42. TOTAL: #17,800,000.00. US127,136.84. GRAND TOTAL (2) + 10% AGENT FEE:#19,580,000.00. GRAND TOTAL + 10% AGENT FEE: US139,849.84. THIS IS ONE OF THE QUOATES FROM THE CONTRACTORS, THE THIRD ONE IS HIGHLY OUTRAGEOUS SO THERE IS NO NEED OF SENDING THAT TO THE ELDERS. I ALSO HAVE WORKED IT OUT IN USD FOR PROPER UNDERSTANDING. (Now entering on stage left my other Character. Elder Jack B. Knimble of the Cult of Alien Visitation who is anxious for Elder John) --------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Emergency, Elder John To: "Hon. Mike Roberts" xxxxx@yahoo.com Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 10:51:44 -0700 From: "Jack B. Knimble" x@fastmail.fm Add to Address Book Brother Mike Roberts, I am sorry to bother you but we have an emergency here in our office in San Diego. I am Elder Jack Knimble, the elected Head Elder of the Cult of Alien Visitation. In emergency session at 09:00 this morning our Board of Elders voted to give Elder John L. Guyer $750,000.00 to construct 6 Cult Centers in your country. He left our office this morning to make arrangements to transfer that amount to your bank over there. He hasn't returned after 4 hours and we begin to worry about him as he had said he would be back within 2 hours and we had some city officials coming to meet us and go over the financial accounting books of our Cult. As John is our treasurer and chief accountant as well as a respected Elder on our Board of Elders we waited an hour after he was supposed to return and then became concerned. We called the bank and found out that he had gotten the money in cash; your downpayment of $750,000.00 and the $350,000.00 that would be sent to you upon completion of the construction. He told the bank that he had to bring the money to Western Union and get it broken down into several payments for transfer. This did strike us as strange because we felt a bank to bank transfer would be the most secure. We contacted Western Union and they have not seen him yet. We are very concerned because we fear he might have been the victim of criminals. We know he has been in daily contact with you because he has given us daily reports and he showed us your membership form and your picture to reassure us that you met the requirements of membership. If you hear from him, please contact us immediately. Your elder brother, Elder Jack B. Knimble ---------------------------------------------------------- (Hmmmm the money figures don’t seem to agree. Is John stealing from the Cult? And what has happened to our hero John.) ------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 12:55:56 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" xxxxx@yahoo.com View Contact Details Subject: Urgent Reply! To: "John Elder" xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com Dear Brother,Elder John. What is happening as I have not had from you after your last mail this morning?. I just recieved a letter from Elder Jack Knimble, Stating that you have not been seen since you went to the bank this morning. I am worried to death after he explain that you have cashed the whole money from the bank already ,well that is a very big mistake,as I have not advised you of how we would like to recieve the money here yet,I have already been working towards the arrangement, and certain instructions has already been forwarded to you in my first letter this morning. Please relate to me on recent development as everyone is worried on both sides. I await your immediate reply as soon as possible. Best Regards, Mike . ---------------------------------------------------------------- Date Mon, 13 Sep 2004 12:31 PM ( 3 weeks 1 day ago ) From "Honourable Mike Robertson" xxxxx@yahoo.com To "Jack B. Knimble" xxxxx@fastmail.fm [Add] Subject Re: Emergency, Elder John REPLY IMMIDIATELY! Show full header DEAR RESPECTED ELDER JACK, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR PROMPT INFORMATION IT IS TO MY GREATEST SURPRISE TO WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SAID, AM SO WORRIED OVER HERE AS I HAVE NOT HEARD OR RECEIVED ANY MAIL FROM ELDER JOHN. I THINK YOU STAND IN BETTER POSITION TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO HIM. MY LAST COMMUNICATION WITH HIM AS YOU TOO CAN CONFIRM WAS THAT HE WILL MAKE THE PAYMENT OF US10,700 FIRST THING THIS MORNING SO THAT OUR LAWYER WILL START THE PROCESS OF APPROVALS FOR THE MONEY THAT WILL BE REMMITTED FROM HERE AND THEN THE OTHER TRANSFERS FROM HIM WILL FOLLOW-SUITE. I HAVE EVEN CONCLUDED ARRANGEMENTS WITH THE ATTORNEY THAT WILL FORWARD DETAILED BANK ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL USE TO PAY-IN THE PROJECT FUND FROM THERE AS IT WILL BE SO HECULIER FOR US TO USE WESTERN UNION FOR SUCH HUGE TRANSFER. WELL I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE THAT HE HAS FALLEN VICTIM OF ANY CRIMINAL, LET US HOPE HE RETURNS TO YOU TO EXPLAIN THINGS. I TRUST ELDER JOHN SO MUCH AS I HAVE SHARED ENOUGH COMMUNICATIONS WITH HIM TO AFFIRM HIS REPUTATIONS. MOREOVER IT SURPRISES ME THAT HE HAS TO CLEAR ALL THAT MONEY ATONCE ...IS THAT REALLY POSSIBLE? WELL IF ELDER IS QUERRIED AT THE BANK ABOUT WHERE SUCH HUGE SUM OF MONEY IS GOING AND WHY, I REALLY WONDER WHAT HE WILL TELL THEM AS IT IS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO SUSPECT DRUG OR TERRORISM OR EVEN SCAM. I AM A BANKER I KNOW ALL THIS THINGS. WE ALL HAVE TO PREPARE OUR DIFFENCE IMMIDIATELY TO PROTECT THING ON BOTH SIDES, INORDER TO CONCLUDE OUR BUSSINESS AND CONTINUE GROWING IN OUR FELLOWSHIP. FURTHERMORE CERTAIN LAID-DOWN LEGAL PROCEDURES HAS TO BE FOLLOWED EVEN BEFORE THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE PROJECT: LIKE CERTIFICATE OF INCORPORATION, COMPANY DUE REGISTERATION OF OUR CULT HERE WITH THE CO-OPORATE AFFAIRS COMMISSION. I DUELY CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR RECENT CONFIRMATION AS AN ELDER OF OUR CULT OF ALLIEN VISITATION. LONG LIVE ALLIEN VISITATION! YOURS, MIKE ROBERTSON. NOTE: I NEED YOU TO REPLY IMMIDIATELY AS I AM WAITING ON THE NET. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Date Mon, 13 Sep 2004 1:55 PM ( 3 weeks 1 day ago ) From "Jack B. Knimble" xxxxxx@fastmail.fm [Add] To "Honourable Mike Robertson" xxxxxx@yahoo.com Subject Re: Emergency, Elder John Mike, will call you shortly. We are in discussion with local police now. They also ask why we move such a large sum of money at once. So I'll tell you what I'm telling them. Several members of our board are also directors on the board of the bank. As long as no single withdrawal is over $500,000 and the board has sent a notorized form with the messenger or the messenger is an Elder, which Brother John is, then there is no problem. We are finding out now that Elder John took out the money in 4 withdrawals $500,000, $500,000, and $100,000. If you'll pardon me, this is getting very unhappy. At the same time this is going on we are discovering that Elder John has some serious errors in the financial records of the Cult. This came out when the city officials were at our office earlier today. I must be discreet here but there is money unaccounted for that appears to have started missing when John became our treasurer. We will have to undergo an audit now by the City tax officials. Because of the delicate nature of this and the possibility of serious scandal for our cult I can't reveal anything else now. Please bear with me on this and please, if Elder John contacts you, let me know. But be cautious, we have reason to be distrustful of him at present. -------------------------------------------------------------- (A worried Mike e-mails Jack back) On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 03:42:38 -0700 (PDT), "Honourable Mike Robertson" Dear Elder Jack, It is quite a big disapointment and a very big surprise for us to have such a setback in my burgeorning fellowship with you. I have not seen nor had from Elder John since yesterday, but I must confirm the mail he sent to me was at probably 11:00am my time explaining that all our efforts is fruitful and that I should expect good news from him soon. And with this I was expecting that he will be at the bank that morning to send through western union us10.700 and the working us23,000 to start-up the processing of legitimate documents for the CULT building projects. This I have already finalised arrangements with the Attorney on how to proceed as soon as he receives the payment as he is the one that provided contact of one of his staffs MR. AZIH FRANKLYN E. for the remittance from western union becuase he is a very bussyman.And I equally adviced him to split the money into different transactions as the total amount to be > received here for one transaction is us10:000. Sending of the overall total sum is however subject to evaluation scrutiny as I was before now still holding talks with the lawyer concerning this whole project. After my final arrangements with the lawyer yesterday I equally sent a mail to Eleder John at about 12:30pm my time, hope you can confirm all this in his E-mail box. HERE NOW IS THE ACCOUNT THE ATTORNEY PROVIDED WHICH I WANTED TO SENT TO ELDER JOHN THE MAIN CULT BUILDING PROJECT TRANSFER: BARCLAYS BANK PLC 168 FENCHURCH STR LONDON. ECEPHP. SWIFT CODE: BARCGB 22 CREDIT TO: FINANCIAL BANK. SWIFT CODE: FIBBBJBJ A/C NO: 13416139538. BENEFICIARY: LAKE WOOD INT'L . THIS ACCOUNT IS VERY VALID AND IT IS TO SERVE THE PURPOSE OF RECEIVING THE OVERALL AMOUNT HERE. ARCORDING TO THE LAWYER IF THE AMOUNT IS REMITTED INTO THIS ACCOUNT, HIS CONNECTION WILL PAY US THE MONEY IN LOCAL CURRENCY ATONCE TO STARTUP OUR CULT BUILDING PROJECT SIMOULTANEOUSELY. THAT ACCOUNT IS TWO BUT I DECIDED TO FORWARD THIS ONE TO YOU INORDER TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I HAVE NO ALTERIOR MOTIVE IN ANYWAY OR ANY KIND OF ARRANGEMENT WITH ELDER JOHN PRIOR TO WHAT I HAVE CLEARLY STATED TO YOU ON THIS LETTER. MY GENUINE INTENTION IS FOR US TO IMMIDIATELY COMMENCE ATONCE IF NOT THAT ELDER JOHN HAS MADE THIS UNBELEIVABLE MISTAKE. I DO KNOW THAT ESTABLISHING THIS ALLIEN VISITATION CULT FELLOWSHIP WILL AVAIL US THE OPPORTUNITY TO ATRACT VERY PROMINENT ARISTOCRATS AND POLITICIANS, THAT AM VERY SURE OF AS MY PEOPLE IN HIGH AUTHORITIES IN THIS COUNTRY EVEN THE PRESIDENT ARE MEMBERS OF DIFFERENT LOCAL CULTS OR THE OTHER. BEING THAT OURS IS COMMING FROM AMERICA, THEY WILL BE SO DELIGHTED TO JOIN OUR MENBERSHIP, CERTAINLY THIS WILL BE SO BENEFICIAL TO US IN EVERYWAY I PRESUME. TO MY BEST UNDERSTANDING, I SURGEST WE COMMENCE IMMIDIATELY WHILE WE SEARCH FOR ELDER JOHN AS ALL ARRANGEMENTS IS IN TOP GEAR OVERHERE. OUR > CONTRACTS AND ESTATE AGENTS HAVE ALREADY RECOMENED DIFFERENT ATTRACTIVE SITES WHICH I HAVE ALREADY APPROVED SOME OF THEM AS BEING VERY SUITABLE FOR OUR ALLIEN CULT VISITATION BUILDING PROJECT HERE IN NIGERIA, WHICH I BELEIVE WILL FURTHERMORE EXTEND TO OTHER COUNTRIES IN WEST AFRICA. I WISH YOU DUELY DISCUSS THIS WITH OTHER ELDER MEMBERS AND TAKE A VERY POSSITIVE DECISSION IN TIME FOR OUR COLLECTIVE BENEFITS. ELDER JOHN HAS DONE VERY BADLY. LONG LIVE ALLIEN CULT VISITATION ! FROM BROTHER MIKE. ----------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: Emergency, Elder John RESPONSE! To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" xxxxx@yahoo.com Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2004 18:37:37 -0700 From: "Jack B. Knimble" xxxxx@fastmail.fm This has been such a blow to us that it warms my heart and brings tears to my eyes to hear you say that you still have faith in us. I'm glad that you're not letting one bad apple like John ruin your opinion of us. (I refuse to call him Elder or brother ever again) I'll tell you where we stand: We are still financially in good shape. We are still interested in the business propositions you were working on with John, may the Aliens roast his testicals for this. We are still wanting to maintain a good working and brotherly relationship with you, hopefully more open and trusting than the one you had with that cowardly, thieving, stealing, hog fornicator John. It appears that John has been skimming money from the treasury of our Cult for the past 4 years. They've found evidence of him spending Cult money at Casino's, Bars, Houses of Prostitution, and horse race tracks. They even found where he took a known protitute for a weeks vacation to Disneyland and bought her over $4,000 worth of Micky Mouse souvenours. First indications are that he embezzeled over $900,000 of the Cults money over the past 4 years. Right at present it seems that our funds have been frozen during the investigation by the State Prosecutors office but our Lawyer has filed a counter motion. Even if we lose our appeal we will be back in control of our money within a few weeks or quicker. Is there any paperwork we can do in preperation for our business that we do want to continue? If there are documents to be signed or notorized we can be working on that now. In fact if you're still interested in handling the building of the 6 Alien Welcome Centers we do need to get a form to you. After we get out of the Prosecutors office tomorrow I'll try to e-mail it to you. As our favorite Alien Mork would say "N______ N_____ " (we never write out the phrase or say it because it is too precious. I look forward to doing business with you once our legal troubles have been straightened out. Thank you for understanding. -------------------------------------------------------------- (John finally gets in touch with Mike) -------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 06:09:55 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" xxx@yahoo.com Subject: Re: Urgent Reply! To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Mike, I have to make this quick as I am on the move.This may come as a shock to you but I am no longer with the Cult. Those people are crazy., What type of organization would believe in alien visitors from other planets? What type of idiots would degrade you by making someone wear an aluminum foil cap and sign such a stupid document? Anyway, I was forced to do that to get at their money. (these people are richer than Midas but they are crazier) A real brief explanation:I got into a little bit of trouble with the Casino's in Los Vegas. I do like to gamble a bit and ended up losing a lot. Then I joined the Cult and because they thought I still had all of my money and because I'm very good with accounting books , they made me an elder and their treasurer and their accountant. This worked pretty good but I've gotten tired of having to live on the small amounts that I could scrape off of the top of their bank account. Anyway the Casino's still want their money and some very bad people from the Mafia (you might have heard of them, they are criminals) are trying to collect it from me. But, the good news: I have the $475,000 we had talked about. I'm willing to split it 50/50 with you if you'll halp me find sanctuary in your country. The Cult has the local State Tax Agency and the police looking for me. They also will bring in the FBI once they figure out that I've left the state. If you are my friend then I am willing to trust you to find a place to hide over there. Please contact me if you're willing to help. I'll need to know what city you are in, and how to contact you once I land. It may be several hours before I can answer, I'm wearing a disguise and boarding a plane to another state right now. Your friend John, ------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 06:20:06 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Keep this secret Mike To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Just an additional caution. Keep all of this confidential Mike. Along with the $475,000 I'll be carrying with me, I'll also have my contacts list. We can start a business over there and be rolling in money. BUT I wouldn't trust anyone else. Some people might try to steal this if they get wind of it. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Date Fri, 17 Sep 2004 11:32 AM ( 2 weeks 5 days ago ) From "Jack B. Knimble To "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject Re: MY REPONSE ELDER JACK Show full header We are hoping to be back in full operation in another few days. Meanwhile I have received word that the FBI has detiremined that that thief John is on the run. They found evidence that he took a flight out of Los Angelos to Denver and then caught a connecting flight. Unfotunately there were several connecting flights going all over the country from there and they think he is in disguise and they know he's using another name. Please, if you hear anything from this man, don't trust him. He has been stealing from us for years. It appears now that he also was stealing from another business that was doing some of the contract and communication work for us. He agreed to be their accountant and evidently stole several hundred thousand dollars from them also. This man is the lowest of the low. Go in peace my brother Mike. -------------------------------------------------------------- On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 03:46:47 -0700 (PDT), "Honourable Mike Robertson" THANKS SO MUCH ELDER JACK FOR YOUR MAIL. I AM SURPRISED ELDER JOHN HAS NOT BEEN FOUND YET BUT I HOPE THEY FIND HIM SOON AS HE HAS ACTUALLY BROUGHT A LOT OF SCANDAL TO OUR UNION, AND THIS A> BIG DISGRACE TO OUR STATUS. I WILL REALLY LIKE TO KNOW THE OVERALL REACTION OF THE ELDERS TOWARDS JOHN'S BAD CARACTERS?. THOUGH I AM NOT BOTHERED SO MUCH AS I HAVE REPOSED ALL CONFIDENCE IN YOU AND OUR CULT FELLOWSHIP WITH THIS PLEDGE I WILL CONTINUE WITH YOU TILL ETERNITY. I AM EXPECTING THE IMMIDIATE REMMITTANCE OF THE MONEY (us33:700.00) SO THAT THE ATTORNEY WILL COMMENCE ALL HIS LEGAL SERVICES FOR US ATONCE, BOTH APPROVALS AND CERTIFICATE OF INCORPORATION FOR OUR CULT AND FURTHER DOCUMENTS FOR THE BUILDING PROJECTS. PLS DO THE PAYMENTS AND FORWARD THE SLIPS IMMIDIATELY TO ME. I EXPECT YOUR IMMIDIATE REPLY, THANKS, YOUR BROTHER MIKE. -------------------------------------------------------------- (A true businessman, Mike works both sides of the aisle. But I need him to respond to John) Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 15:33:53 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: Urgent Reply! To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Mike, I've gotten out of Memphis. Got a little scared for a second, thought they were on to me. But if I can get out of this country with the money, I'll be doing all right. Let me know if you can help me. I'll be checking my mail. Remember, I'll split the money with you if you'll find me a place there. Let me know what airports are the safest to fly in to. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 20 Sep 2004 08:40:03 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: On the Run To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Mike, I need to hear from you if you can help me get into your country. I'm in Florida now because it's been hit so hard by the recent hurricanes the authorities shouldn't be able to catch me easily. I can fly out of here with the money and the clothing on my back by Wednesday. I will be under a false name but I had some friends who were able to get me the faked documents good enough to pass the Customs Dept. people. I will have a guest with me. I couldn't turn her down. So I'll need a place to stay for 2. Please let me know quickly so that I'll know if I need to find another place to run. --------------------------------------------------------- (Maybe a little rudeness will wake Mike up to John’s appeal) --------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 19:15:57 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: This is serious Dude! To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Get in touch with me now. I'm not someone to mess with. I was special forces in Vietnam. If you don't help me I will come over there and kick your ass. --------------------------------------------------------------- Hmmmmm... ass kicking get's a response --------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2004 07:44:19 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: Re: HURRY, where are you MY RESPONSE! To: "John Elder" HELLO ELDER JOHN, WHAT A VERY BIG SURPRISE! EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR YOU, WHAT HAPPENED? I HAVE BEEN AWAY SINCE AND CANNOT GET TO MY MAIL BOX. WHERE ARE YOU NOW, WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME KNOW, I THOUGHT ME AND YOU ALREADY HAD AN UNDERSTANDING BASED ON TRUST. I THINK WHAT YOU DID WAS A LITTLE STUPID AS EVERYONE SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR YOU NOW. WHERE ARE YOU NOW? AND WHAT IS YOUR HEALTH CONDITIONS?ACCORDING TO YOUR SURGESTIONS I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING FOR NOW UNTILL I ASSERTAIN YOUR PRESENT SITUATION. I CAN HELP YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN IMMAGINE EVEN THOUGH YOU DISAPOINTED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE A GOOD NEW IDENTITY PAPERS? BE CALM! TILL I HEAR FROM YOU... YOUR BROTHER MIKE. ------------------------------------------------------------ Date Wed, 22 Sep 2004 7:24 AM ( 2 weeks ago ) From "Honourable Mike Robertson" To Jack B. Knimble Subject Fwd: This is serious Dude! DEAR BROTHER JACK, SORRY FOR THE DELAYS, I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR A VERY OFFICIAL MEETING WHICH WAS HELD IN THE SOUTHERN PART OF THE COUNTRY. I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOUR ACCOUNT IS NOW O.K SO WE CAN START THE BUILDING PROJECT AND EQUALLY CONCLUDE OUR BUSSINESS WITH YOU SOONEST. MEANWHILE I HAVE A VERY GOOD INFORMATION FOR YOU. JOHN HAVE CONTACTED ME ATTATCHED IS HIS MAIL TO ME. I DO NOT KNOW HIS LATEST MOVE NOW,YOU CAN USE YOUR CONNECTIONS TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET HIM. HAVING CONSIDERED THE SITUATIONS WE ARE INTO RIGHT NOW, PLS I WANT YOU TO REALISE THAT DELAY IS NOT IN ANYWAY FAVOURABLE AS REGARDS OUR PROJECTS. ATTATCHED IS JOHN'S MAIL TO ME. YOUR BROTHER MIKE. ------------------------------------------------------ (What the HEY! Mike is forwarding John’s mail to Jack? This could make things interesting later on.) ------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2004 13:30:55 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: HURRY, where are you MY RESPONSE! To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" I am fine now. I'm in Florida, have the money with me and should be able to get a flight out in several days. Still deciding where we should go. I have the money with me and a good passport that will pass any USA customs. I have some friends from former military years who came through for me on that. But this will be better in the long run for both of us. Those crazies with the Alien Visitation Cult would have only let you see the 15% of the $400,000. This way you'll get $200,000. Also they are rich and crazy enough to still want to build all of those buildings that no one will ever use. What I need from you is to know if there is a safe area I can move to. And several of the nearest airports and what cities they are in. The airports that are not heavily secure would be the best. I have ways of getting the money in undetected but I'd prefer not to undergo too much in the way of customs inspections. ----------------------------------------------------------- Date Thu, 23 Sep 2004 6:05 AM ( 1 week 6 days ago ) From "Honourable Mike Robertson" To "Jack B. Knimble" Subject Re: Fwd: This is serious Dude! IMMIDIATE RESPONSE! THANK YOU ELDER JACK, WELL AM DOING MY POSSIBLE BEST TO MAKE SURE WE RECOVER FROM THIS SHOCK. I ALSO PROMISE TO DO MY BEST TO LOCATE AND RELEASE ANY INFORMATIONS I RECEIVE FROM JOHN TO YOU O.K. MEANWHLE I AM SURPRISED AS YOU HAVE ALREADY THAT YOU ARE FINANCIALLY SOUND TO CARRY-OUT OUR PROJECTS, I WONDER WHY THE DELAY FOR NOW. IT IS ONLY BE MUCH BETTER FOR US TO START PROCESSING ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT BUILD OUR CULT PROJECT AND ENABLE US ACQUIRE DUE APPROVALS FOR MY FUND FROM VARIOUS GOVERNMENT PARASTETALS INVOLVED FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR STIPULATED ACCOUNT FOR SAFE-KEEPING AND ONWARD INVESTMENTS IN YOUR COUNTRIED. I UNDERSTAND IT IS A LOT OF MONEY THAT ELDER JOHN LEFT WITH BUT THIS SHOULD NOT DELAY THE PROVISSION OF US33:700.00 FOR THE LAWYER TO START THE IMMIDIATE PROCESS FOR US. I EXPECT YOU TO CONVINCE THE ELDERS ON THIS NOBLE REQUEST BECAUSE I KNOW MY ENVIRONMENT BETTER. IS O.K FOR US TO MOVE ON NOW. YOUR BROTHER MIKE. CONTACT ME WITH THIS NUMBER 234-7759657. ------------------------------------------------------------- (and of course Mike wants to get his hand on our hero John’s accumulation of money) -------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 05:43:36 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: BE CALM JOHN, AM WITH YOU! To: "John Elder" Dear Brother Elder John, Thanks for your mail, I do really appreciate that you are still alive and well. Now you have to listen and follow my instructions. I am with you all the way, as I have been from the very first beggining. I am already making arrangements with my connections in the West Coast of Africa for you prefferably Rebublic of Togo.Now you have to route your flight to the Capital city Lome, me my connections will have to bribe all the way to the top to make sure you dont have any problems whatsoever, we will have to pay for a luxsury rented apartment over there for scurity reasons, there are several Intercontinental luxsurious Hotels overthere including sheraton but a well furnished rented apartment will be more prefferable for you now. As soon as you touch down we will take you to the apartment atonce without problems o.k! Meanwhile, I am also making arrangements overhere in my country for you. but you have to stay there for a while maybe oneweek before we finalise the arrangemts on the house you want to buy. You must understand that all this arrangents and timming is for proper security reasons as I do not want to leave any traces since the FBI is involved into this matter. There Eleder John, you are my Brother and a very trusted friend and family, i will do anything to protect you any where any day. Now there are few requiements I need from you to enable me start-up arrangements for you atonce for the safest arrival in Africa. 1.I will need the first two pages of your current International passport that you are going to travel with.This is to enable me and my connections finish arrangements with Airport officials overthere in Togo. They will have to take you from the Tamac and direct to the apartment without hassles. I will equally have to make a residential permit for you overthere in Togo and also in Nigeria to enable you move around freely as you want. 2. As an alternative, I preffer to arrange for you a dual citizenship here in Nigeria or Republic of Benin depending on your choice.But this is subject to furhter discussions upon your arrival. You have to make available the sum of US18:500.00 through western union.You are to send the fund here in Lagos -Nigeria. Address 67 Osolo str Lagos-Nigeria. Send the receipt of payment to me by mail immidiately for easy cashment. Send it with this Name MR. AZIH FRANKLYN E. This fund will take care of all the arrangements I am going to make on your behalf. Stay put Elder John you will be o.k I promise you that. But be more carefull when making this payment at the western union, I will advice you use a well trusted fellow to make the western union transfer for you, this is for due security reasons as the FBI is involved. I am awaiting your immidiate response. It is better you leave there immidiately as the security agents are looking for you all over the place. IT IS BETTER THAT YOU ARRANGE THE FUND US18:500.00 AS THIS IS WHAT I NEED TO FINISH-UP THE WHOLE ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL. Your Brother Mike. ---------------------------------------------------------- (Did I detect a change of persons playing the part of Mike? Now that I’ve got an idea of where I really want to go with this, let me build up the ex-Special Forces story some) ----------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 09:30:03 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: arrangements To: Mike xxxxx@yahoo.com Just checked with Western Union. They say they will not send amounts larger than $1,500. I am checking for alternate methods now. I'll get back with you. Don't worry about identification for me. My former special forces comrades who are mercenaries over there now are taking care of that for me. ------------------------------------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 10:42:39 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder Subject: Good news To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" OK, I was able to work out the problem of the money order. Western Union won't send the large sum. But... I've got a money order through the postal service which they assure me is cashable at any bank. The only problem is that I have to send it physically to you via air. I've attached a scan of it. Now... is the address that you gave me earlier the address to send this money order to? ---------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 14:25:50 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder Subject: Going Great To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Everything is coming together fine Mike. I've already had my hair dyed. A plastic surgeon is going to inject my cheeks and forhead with botocks to temporarily remove the wrinkles, I've already been fitted for a weave to make my hair appear fuller and not as bald, and I've shaved my beard. They say I'll look like I'm 35 or so. Once that's done I should be able to pass through about anything except a fingerprint or retinal scan. They'll put me on the new North American passport so that Homeland security won't be the wiser. It's really funny, it's supposed to be more secure but my sources tell me it's an easier passport for them to forge. They are working on some foreign visa and Greek passport for a backup identity in case I have to make any sudden switches. My girl friend shouldn't have any problems because she isn't a suspect in this. They probably don't even know that I know her. I met her in a Casino in Vegas, she's a stripper and quite talented. ----------------------------------------------------------- (I’m skipping over several e-mails where he has trouble tracing the postal money order and my excuses. Time to up the ante on John as an ex-Special Forces gone psycho) ------------------------------------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 13:08:15 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: FOLLOW-UP IMMIDIATELY BROTHER JOHN To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Mike, Don't you worry brother. Things are really looking up. You won't believe what they can do with chemical injections these days. The only thing is I have to get these injections every 5-6 months or the wrinkles return. I look in the mirror and can't believe it's me. I mean, all it took was a little color to the hair, shave the beard, get a hair weave and take those injections. Anyway, more good news: I should be able to fly over there beginning of next week. I'll e-mail you the details. I have to make a quick trip back to California to take care of some unfinished business with a nosey busybody. Don't worry, it's under a false identification, I won't get caught. I could just hire someone to take care of this little bit of business for me but some things need the personal touch, if you know what I mean. Here's lookin' at you brother. gotta rock n' roll ---------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 25 Sep 2004 18:56:14 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: RESPOND IMMIDIATEL BROTHER JOHN To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Back with you later Mike. I "offed" the son of a female dog who told the police on me. Now I'm in the airport on the pay internet access waiting on a flight back to Florida. Don't worry, I' have the DHL receipt back in my apartment. I'm using a laptop over there but I'll find someplace to scan it and my flight schedule. Don't worry about bribing anyone. I promise, I can get through security. When I get there I'll need to be able to recognize you or whomever you send. Please have them carry a sign saying "Ankara Express". That won't mean anything to anyone but me. Or you can come up with a slogan for the sign. Just leg me know what it is when I e-mail you the DHL and flight list. That way I'll know who to make contact with at the airport. If not, I'll arrange for one of my mercenary friends to meet me. But I'd really rather not because they will want me to pay them to do it. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Honourable Mike Robertson wrote: o.k Elder Brother John, I can see you are really good, and I am happy for that. Well you did not mention if you have sent the DHL parcel containing the original copy of the postal money order (receipt)the whole details I required my not be neccessary, the main requirement is the original copy of the postal money oder o.k. And remember to send it to the address I gave you: 22 ALLEN AVENUE IKEJA LAGOS-NIGERIA,and also send me copy of the DHL Waybill and the tracking Nunber of the parcel. It is paramount that you only adhere to my intructions now as security is our biggest priority now, I have to make all my security arrangements for you prior to your arrival in Africa, do not underestimate the importance of this. Make sure you send the DHL parcel to me today so I can pick it up on time by Monday morning for immidiate cashments. My man from the West coast has been waiting for me here in nigeria to leave with some money to start the whole job for us over there atonce, I thought the cashment would have been possible by today so he has to wait again till monday and its costing some money for his hotel bills and all. Be good Elder JOHN. your Brother Mike. --------------------------------------------------------- Date Sun, 26 Sep 2004 1:59 PM ( 1 week 2 days ago ) From "Jack B. Knimble" To "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject Re: O.K BROTHER JACK Show full header We'll be starting on it this Monday. But it may be a slow start. Very bad news. John is somewhere back in California and he's on a rampage. Elder Ackchon Jackson was found beaten unconcious in his house this morning. Elder Willie Nelson was found dead, an ice pick stuck in his temple. Both of them were the ones to turn over the information to the State Attorney's office that helped in their investigation of John. We have had to hire bodyguards for the rest of us until the FBI finds John. There were no finger prints but the emblem of a special forces military ring was imprinted on Elder Ackchon's forehead. John is known to own such a ring. We are all rather frightened right now. ------------------------------------------------------- (I really hated to see that happen to Action, I mean Akchon, Jackson) -------------------------------------------------------------- Date Mon, 27 Sep 2004 3:20 AM ( 1 week 2 days ago ) Text view HTML view Framed view Print view Raw view From "Honourable Mike Robertson" To "Jack B. Knimble" Subject MY CONDOLENCIES TO ALL THE ELDERS DEAR ELDER BROTHER JACK, I FEEL FOR ALL OF YOU SO MUCH FOR SUDDEN EVENTS THAT HAS BEEN EMANATING THIS DAYS PROBABLY FROM THE SAME PERSON JOHN. MY ADVICE IS FOR YOU TO BE VERY VIGILANT ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND HIS URTERANCIES, BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SO FRIGHTENED AS THIS IS ONE MAN'S ACTIONS. THE ONLY WAY TO CONQUER FEAR IS TO PREPARE FOR IT. WITH THE SECURITY AGENTS ON YOUR SIDE PROTECTING YOU, WHY SHOULD YOU WORRY SO MUCH. I FURTHERMORE EXTEND MY CONDOLENCE TO THE BELOVED ELDER BROTHER THAT LOST HIS LIFE IN THE PROCESS, I PERSONALLY FEEL DEEPLY SAD ABOUT THIS DEVELOPEMENT AS IT IS VERY UNCALLED FOR AND SO FRIVOULENT. I DO KNOW THAT HE WILL BE ON THE NET VERY SOON IF HE HAS DONE THIS REALLY, HE HAS KILLED THE WRONG MAN CERTAINLY, IF WHEN ONE DOES THE WRONG THING HE HAS TO CARRY THE BULK, BUT NOT BY THIS WAY, THE MONEY HE IS CARRING DOESN'T BELONG TO HIM. HE HAS DONE VERY WRONG. I PROMISE TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE IN MY POWER TO MAKE SURE THIS EVIL GUY IS APREHENDED SOON. FURTHERMORE YOU HAVE TO SPECIALLY EXTEND MY WARMEST AND HEARTFELD CONDOLENCE TO THE OVERALL MEMBERS AND ELDERS IN OUR CULT, TELL THEM I DEEPLY REGRET THE LOSE AND SUBSEQUENT ABUSE BY THIS UNSCRUPLOUSE ELEMENT. WELL I EXPECT YOU START MAKING THOSE PAYMENTS TODAY, BUT BE CAREFULL NOT TO EXCEED THE MAXIMUM (1) TRANSACTION LIMIT HERE WHICH IS US10:000.(PLS CONFIRM FROM THERE).MAYBE YOU CAN ALSO USE WESTERN UNION EVEN THOUGH I CONFIRMED THEIR LIMIT FOR (1) TRANSACTION IS NOT UPTO US3:000. FROM YOUR SIDE, BUT YOU CAN POSSIBLY PAY SOME FROM THERE O.K. PLEASE ALWAYS UPDATE ME ON RECENT DEVELOPEMENTS ON JOHN'S CASE, I AM ALSO USING MY OWN CONNECTIONS FROM HERE TO TRACK HIM DOWN INCASE HE VENTURES INTO ANYWHERE IN AFRICA. I REMAIN LOYAL TO THE UNION. YOURS BROTHER MIKE. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 06:27:19 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: FOLLOW-UP IMMIDIATELY BROTHER JOHN To: "John Elder" Dear Elder Brother John, Everything is still o.k, you can now send the orginal copy of the international postal money order to this address: MR. AZIH FRANKLYN E. ADD: 22 ALLEN AVENUE IKEJA LAGOS-NIGERIA. BUT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE INSTRUCTIONS FOR EASY PICK-UP AT THEIR OFFICE AT ISOLO LAGOS-NIGERIA. THIS FOR DUE TO SECURITY REASONS SO WE DONT LOOSE IT TO THE WRONG HANDS O.K!I AM WAITING FOR ALL THE INFORMATIONS I REQUESTED FROM YOU WITH REGARDS TO THE MONEY ORDER YOU PAID FOR, THOSE INFOMATIONS ARE VERY VITAL. I REMAIN YOUR BROTHER, MIKE. ---------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 26 Sep 2004 14:48:24 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: RESPOND IMMIDIATEL BROTHER JOHN To: "Honourable Mike Robertson Mike, I rejoice in your happiness. I overflow with happiness of my own. I got back from California after taking care of some necessary unpleasent business and after a stopover in Vegas was able to seal a business deal that should bring in even more money. This will requie that I move rather quickly and undercover. I've already got my tickets. Air France flight 417/816 on Saturday October 2. I won't be able to carry any weapons with me so please have your eye open for a good 9mm pistol. I prefer Colt but beggers can't be choosers. Don't worry about the money Mike. I'm bringing it in with me. I just need you to locate a good bank for me. Oh, and my girl friend wears size 6 dresses if you can locate some styles that are popular over there. She doesn't want to look out of place. And don't forget the sign so that I'll recognize the people you'll have waiting for me at the airport. I'm traveling under an alias and will be looking for him when I get off the plane. ------------------------------------------------------ Honourable Mike Robertson wrote: o.k Elder Brother John, I can see you are really good, and I am happy for that. Well you did not mention if you have sent the DHL parcel containing the original copy of the postal money order (receipt)the whole details I required my not be neccessary, the main requirement is the original copy of the postal money oder o.k. And remember to send it to the address I gave you: 22 ALLEN AVENUE IKEJA LAGOS-NIGERIA,and also send me copy of the DHL Waybill and the tracking Nunber of the parcel. It is paramount that you only adhere to my intructions now as security is our biggest priority now, I have to make all my security arrangements for you prior to your arrival in Africa, do not underestimate the importance of this. Make sure you send the DHL parcel to me today so I can pick it up on time by Monday morning for immidiate cashments. My man from the West coast has been waiting for me here in nigeria to leave with some money to start the whole job for us over there atonce, I thought the cashment would have been possible by today so he has to wait again till monday and its costing some money for his hotel bills and all. Be good Elder JOHN. your Brother Mike. ---------------------------------------------------- Date Tue, 28 Sep 2004 1:17 AM ( 1 week 1 day ago ) From "Honourable Mike Robertson" To "Jack B. Knimble" Subject O.K BROTHER JACK CODE:321 DEAR ELDER BROTHER JACK, IT IS WITH DEEPEST REGRET THAT I WRITE TO YOU NOW AFTER ALL THIS STORIES. SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT THIS WHOLE EPISODE AND WONDER IF ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING FOR REAL, I FEEL PITY FOR THE DEATH AND HARRASMENT OF SOME OF THE ELDER MEMBERS THAT ARE INVOLVED IN THIS LOSE. I HOPE THE FUNERAL GOES ON WELL, MAY THEIR GENTLE SOUL REST IN PEACE. I WILL ALLOW YOU THIS TIME TO FINALLY PUT THINGS IN ORDER OVER THERE FIRST. YOU CONTACT ME SOON O.K. MY REGARDS ALWAYS, BROTHER MIKE ------------------------------------------------ (This is getting better all the time, he’s sounding frustrated. He “almost quit his job over this???) -------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 04:25:14 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: PLS ADHERE TO THIS INSTRUCTIONS To: "John Elder" DEAR BOTHER JOHN, YOUR TRAVEL PLAN AND DATE IS O.K BUT ONE THING IS PARAMOUNT, THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE ISSUE OF SECURITY AND PROPER PLANNINGS BUT WITH YOUR ADHERENCE TO MY INSTRUCTIONS YOU HAVE NOTTING TO WORRY ABOUT WHATSOEVER. FIRSTLY, YOU GIVE ME THE NAME YOU ARE TRAVELING WITH FOR PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND YOUR DUE CLEARANCE IN THE AIRPORT IN LOME-TOGO. ANOTHER THING THAT IS CLEAR TO ME IS THAT YOU SEEM TO NEGLECT AFRICA MAYBE AS A CHEAP CONTINENT WHERE THEY KNOW NOTTING, IF SO, THIS IS A MISTAKE. THERE IS EVEN MORE THAT GOES-ON HERE YOU CANT FIND IN AMERICA, BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY FOR YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS (THERE ARE MANYTHINGS I WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU WHEN YOU ARRIVE). BUT DO NOT BE FRIGHTEENED. I WILL BE THERE TO WELCOME AND RECEIVE YOU AND YOUR WIFE WITH ALL MY HEART. BUT YOU HAVEN'T REALLY BEHAVED AS A TRUE PARTNER IN THIS WHOLE ISSUE, I REFUSE TO MENTION MY OWN SHARE OF COMPENSATIONS YET BUT I HOWEVER STILL REPOSE ALL MY TRUST IN YOU. DONT LET ME FEEL BAD AND SOMEHOW STUPID O.K. I HAVE ALREADY SPENT SO MUCH MONEY MAKING DUE ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL HERE AND YOU HAVE BEEN SO NONCHALLANT IN RESPONDING TO THE LITTLE FINANCIAL REQUEST I DEMANDED TO FACILITATE THINGS ON YOUR FAVOUR, WHY! FOR THINGS TO WORKOUT VERYFINE AND WE HAVE VERY LIMITED TIME, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A QUICK WESTERN UNION TRANSFER OF ABOUT US3,000. OR MAYBE TRUE MONEYGRAMS THROUGH THE SAME NAME MR. AZIH FRANKLYN .E AND SEND THE TRANSACTION COPY TO ME ATONCE TO PAY-UP SOME HOTEL BILLS ACCUMULATED BY THE GUYS FROM THE WEST COAST THATS SURPOSED TO HELP US FIX THINGS OVERTHERE FOR YOU, THEY HAVE TO BE WELL SATISFIED TO DO A GOOD JOB FOR US. SEND THE RECEIPT OF THE FORMER MONEY ORDER PAYMENT YOU MADE TO ME THROUGH THE 22 ALLEN AVENUE IKEJA LAGOS-NIGERIA ADDRESS I GAVE YOU BEFORE. BE REMINDED THAT IT WILL TAKE ATLEAST 2 OR 3 DAYS FOR THE PARCEL TO GET HERE, SO THATS WHY THE SMALL AMOUNT IS VERY URGENTLY NEEDED TO CLEAR HOTEL AND OTHER DEBTS FOR THIS PEOPLE. THE BEST MY BROTHER IS FOR YOU TO DO AS I DEMANDED FOR SMOOTFLOW OF ALL THINGS AND I TRUST YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. I WILL HAVE TO MOVE DOWN WITH ONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM THE COAST TO FIX SOME THINGS ATONCE OVERTHERE. FOR THE PURPOSE OF PROPER UNDERSTANDING AND DUE CO-ORDINATIONS FROM BOTH OF US YOU HAVE TO REFER TO MY EARLIER MAIL TO YOU ON THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF OVERTHERE IN LOME-TOGO PRIOR TO YOUR ARRIVAL, BACAUSE IT SEEMS YOU ARE NEGLECTING EVERYTHING PROBABLY BASE ON YOUR OWN IMMAGINATIONS. THINGS ARE REALLY DIFFERENT THOUGH GOOD IN AFRICA DEPENDING ON KNOWLEDGE AND UNDERSTANDING OF THE STREETS. I REPEAT THAT I STAND BY YOU ALWAYS AND WILL DO THINGS TO HELP YOU AS I AM ALREADY DOING FOR YOU, I HAVE ALMOST LEFT MY JOB BECAUSE OF THIS WHOLE THING ELDER JOHN. YOUR WOMAN IS O.K AS ALL SIZES OF CLOTHING IS AVAILABLE HERE, EVEN MOST DIFFERENT DESIGNERS ARE WELL REPRESENTED HERE. MOST AFRICAN DESIGNS IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE HERE, AND SOME COULD BE EQUALLY MADE FOR YOU ACCORDING TO CHOICE. I EXPECT YOUR IMMIDIATE RESPONSE TO THIS MAIL O.K YOUR BROTHER MIKE. NOTE: YOUR SECURITY IS PART OF MY PLEDGE TO YOU, PLS UNDERSTAND THAT. THE PISTOLS WILL BE READILY AVAILABLE ANY TYPE, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY NEED THOSE AS YOU WILL BE VERY SECURE IF YOU WORK WITH MY PLANS. CHARLES TAYLOR ( THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA AND A REBEL LEADER) IS RIGHT HERE SOMEWHERE IN NIGERIA WITH ALL HIS LOOTS. I WILL DO BETTER FOR YOU MY BROTHER AND FRIEND. -------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 06:33:43 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: PLS ADHERE TO THIS INSTRUCTIONS To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" I don't know what name I will be traveling under yet. Either John L. Guidry or John L. Gamyer maybe another. I've purchase tickets under 4 names depending on how things turn out My sources are making certain that it will be a legitimate Passport. I'm sure you understand how that works. I'll be traveling under the name of a real person complete with birth certificate S.S. number, work history, employment records, the entire ball of wax, so to speak. Just certain people in Customs and Immigration who have been paid off have to finish their paperwork. they are reliable and have been used by me before so I verify their trustworthyness. But it's not my wife I'm traveling with (my wife left me for a Wal_Mart Greeter several years ago), she's just a stripper I met in Vegas several years back. She always wanted to travel so I figured this would be a fun thing for her. It'll make my settling in sort of fun too. It's also a good addition to my disguise. I've made certain that the authorities are looking for me in California. They think I'm still there but they are also looking for a man traveling alone. Plus, you should see Frances, HA! Nobody is going to be looking at me the way she's built and looks. She looks so good she could make a train jump it's tracks to follow her down a dirt road if you know what I mean. She's trying on travel clothing in front of me now. Sheeesh... It's all I can do to type this message back to you now. If I get time I'll send you a picture of her. I realize we want to keep security tight but once I'm at our permanent location I'll get some Satellite based wide-band Internet Connection electronics equipment shipped in. I'm going to send a server and back-up server and we'll have blazing fast internet speed when we crank off our business. I can just about guarntee us $100,000 a month once we're up and running. I'll tell you Mike my good friend. We're going to get so rich we'll be able to swim in the money. -------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 07:34:51 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: PLS RESPOND IMMIDIATELY CDE:321 To: John the elder DEAR ELDER BROTHER JOHN, HAVING NOTTED CERTAIN DIFFICULTIES YOU ARE FACING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW,PLEASE BE REMINDED THAT THE ONLY WAY FULLY ACCOMPLISH ALL THIS TASK BEFORE US IS DUE UNDERSTANDING AND STRONG BELEIVE IN ONE ANOTHER. THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN WORK ACURATELY AND AFFORD VERY FRUITFUL RESULTS WITHOUT PROMPT ADHERENCE TO INSTRUCTIONS. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICATIONS INVOLVED IN USING ANOTHER NAME TO MAKE A MONEY TRANSACTION LIKE THIS, I REPEAT, I DID NOT FORWARD THE NAME: IFEANYI TOM OBIEKWE TO YOU. RECONFIRM AND REMAKE THE PAYMENT WITH : MR. AZIH FRANKLYN E. SPELL THE NAME CORRECTLY MAKE THE PAYMENT AND FORWARD THE RECEIPT TO MY MAILBOX IMMIDIATELY. I AM SURPOSED TO TRAVEL TO LOME-TOGO YESTERDAY WITH ONE OF THE MEN ALREADY HERE THAT IS TO FIX THINGS FOR US OVERTHERE BUT COULD NOT MAKE THE TRIP WITH HIM DUE TO FINANCIAL CONSTRENTS, UNDERSTAND THIS VERY SITUATION AND ACT AS A BROTHER AND PARTNER IN THIS BUSINESS. ALL AM DOING IS FOR OUR OWN GOOD, IF YOU ARE SAFE HERE WE CAN NOW BE ABLE TO OPERATE SECURELY AND MORE FREELY, I BELEIVE IN YOU SO MUCH ELDER JOHN. I DO KNOW YOU MUST HAVE MADE THE CHANGES BUT NEEDED TIME AND CONVINIENCE TO SEND THE COPY TO ME BUT DO SO ON TIME, WE HAVE ONLY 1hour 30min. TO THE END OF WORKING TIME TODAY. MY REASON FOR CONTACTING YOU ALMOST IMMIDIATELY AFTER RECEIVING THE MAIL YESTERDAY WAS TO PREVENT THE WRONG APPREHENTION OF THE COPY AND POSSIBLE CLEARANCE BY THIS UNKNOWN PERSON: IFEANYI TOM OBIEKWE. REPLY ATONCE SO I CAN GET THE MONEY AND TRAVEL IMMIDIATELY TO TOGO TO DO THE THINGS I HAVE TO DO. THANK YOU, YOUR BROTHER MIKE. -------------------------------------------------------------------- (Oooops I confused names of people I’m baiting, no problem, I can turn this to my advantage. Rather than post 20-25 e-mails here’s a quick synopsis: I created a yahoo account that was one dash(-) different from Mikes and had that one giving me a different name. I used this to create some doubt in his mind about his co-workers. During this time I also regaled him with stories of the lovely Frances, the stripper, that my hero John is traveling with. Mike started showing a very active interest in Frances. Hmmmm Of course I shared a picture or 2 of Frances dancing with me and when she got drunk and lost a little clothing and danced on our motel balcony. Mike became eager to meet Frances. -------------------------------------------------------------- Plus all of the e-mails concerned Mike wanting the money and me explaining that I was working off of batteries and the temporary power we got at the Florida motel and that the lines were still down from the storm being the reason I couldn’t send him money. Now I send him my travel itinerary) ------------------------------------------------------------------- NOTE: Tracing the IP’s when Mike is in Nigeria they trace to Nigeria, my plans for a safari evidently worked because the e-mails supposedly originating in Lome, Togo trace back to Togo --------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2004 04:03:33 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: FOLLOW MY ADVICE! CDE:321 THE AIRPORT I.D: TWO FINGERS-UP To: "John Elder" HELLO JOHN, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I CAN SEE YOUR MIND IS ALREADY MADE -UP TO COME DOWN IMMIDIATELY EVEN THOUGH I ADVICED OTHERWISE BECAUSE OF SECURITY MATTERS AND OTHER SERIOUS FINANCIAL ISSUES, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU AGAIN. HOW CAN I COME DOWN TO TOGO WHEN I HAVE NOT FINISHED PAYING THE BILLS OF THIS PEOPLE FROM THE COAST WHO SURPOSED TO ASSIST US IN THEIR COUNTRY? I HAVE TO BE THERE MYSELF WITH THEM TO RECEIVE YOU AND MAKE SURE EVERYHING IS O.K, BUT HOW CAN I DO THIS WITHOUT ENOUGH CASH WITH ME. SO TRIED YOUR POSSIBLE BEST NOW TO SEND THE MONEYGRAM RECEIPT OR THE EXACT CONTROL NUMBERS OF THE PAYMENT SO I CAN CLEAR THE MONEY AND BE AVAILABLE THERE MYSELF TO WELCOME YOU MY BROTHER. IF GETTING THE PAYMENTS SETTLED FROM WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW DIFFICULT, YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER PAYMENT WHEN YOU ARRIVE IN FRANCE. I NEED CASH TO DO SO MANY THINGS FOR YOU FROM HERE JOHN. YOU DID NOT MENTION THE (DHL) PARCEL YOU SENT? WITHOUT THE ORIGINAL OF THE POSTAL ORDER THE MONEY WILL NOT BE CLEARED AND THIS HAS ALREADY MADE ME BORROW A LOT OF MONEY SINCE THEN TO SETTLE FEW BILLS INORDER TO SAVE MY REPUTATIONS. TRACE THE (DHL) PARCEL IMMIDIATELY O.K, YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE AND OPPURTUNITY TO DO SO SINCE YOU ARE THE SENDER. I STILL ASSURE YOU OF MY TRUST AND CONFIDENCE BUT YOU HAVE TO BE MORE RESPONSIVE TO MY SITUATIONS. MY ATTORNEY JUST FORWARDED A GENUINE BANK ACCOUNT NO; WHERE WE CAN RECEIVE MONEY, SO I WILL SURGEST THAT IT WILL BE MORE SAFER TO REMIT THE MONEY INTO THAT ACCOUNT AND WE RECEIVE FURTHER PAYMENTS HERE WHEN YOU ARRIVE TO AVOID CURIOUS SECURITY AGENTS NOSING INTO THE CASH YOU MIGHT CARRY ALONG WITH YOU. THIS REASON IS THAT THERE'S ALWAYS A MAXIMUM AMOUNT THAT IS ALLOWED INTO ANY AFRICAN COUNTRY, AND THIS DOES NOT EXCEED US100,000. IF THEY FIND MONEY WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE ASKED TO DECLEAR IT, AND THIS IS A LOT OF RISK ON YOUR SIDE AS A FOREIGNER, YOU MIGHT TOTALLY LOOSE THE WHOLE MONEY AFTER DECLEARATION IN THE AIRPORT. CONSIDER THE OPTIONS VERY WELL JOHN. THIS IS THE MORE REASON WHY AM MAKING SURE I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY TO SETTLE AIRPORT OFFICIALS AND OTHER AGENTS WORKING THERE TO AVOID EMBARASMENTS AT ANY POINT. I KNOW THIS WEST COAST PEOPLE VERY WELL AND THEIR CURRIOUS BEHAVIOURS, LETS AVOID EMBARASMENTS. I WILL TRY ONCE MORE TO TRACE THE DHL PARCEL, TO SEE IF I CAN LOCATE IT, IT SEEMS THEY HAVE NOT EVEN DISPATCHED IT AS THE INFORMATIONS REGARDING THE PARCEL IS NOT IN THEIR COMPUTER YET. DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS ATONCE. I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU HAVE PROBABLY DEPARTED SAFELY WITHOUT PROBLEM, HOW IS FRACES DOING? I KNOW SHE'S WITH YOU? TAKE CARE OF ALL THIS MY VERY CRUCIAL FINANCIAL REQUESTS, SO I CAN TACKLE THINGS PERFECTLY HERE FOR OUR OVERALL BENEFITS. THANK YOU, YOUR BROTHER MIKE. NOTE: (TWO FINGERS-UP) PEACE SIGN. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 18:49:40 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: I AM IN LOME-TOGO NOW. CONTACT ME IMMIDIATELY. To: John_the_elder MY BROTHER JOHN. I AM IN LOME-TOGO NOW. IT IS A VERY BIG DISAPOINTMENT THAT MY MEN DID NOT LOCATE YOU PERSONALLY AT THE AIRPORT AS I INSTRUCTED. BUT THEY ASSURED ME THAT THEY SEARCHED DILLIGENTLY FOR YOU AT THE AIRPORT IN VAIN. CAN YOU LOCATE IMMIDIATELY YOUR WHEREABOUT SO I CAN MEET YOU ATONCE. ITS A A PITY WE CANNOT TALK ON THE PHONE. BUT WRITE A MAIL ATONCE. I WILL ONLY WAIT FOR YOU TILL 11:00am AND I WILL BE HOME BACK TO NIGERIA. I HAVE STRAINED MY NERVES ENUOGH FOR ALL THIS JOHN.SO CONTACT ME IMMIDIATELY. YOUR BROTHER MIKE. --------------------------------------------------- (and I loved this one) ---------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 3 Oct 2004 03:54:35 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: RESPOND IMMIDIATELY. CDE:321 To: "John Elder" HELLO BROTHER JOHN, YOU HAVE TO RECONFIRM YOUR PRESENT POSITION NOW, I AM STILL IN LOME WITH ONLY ONE OF MY MEN; THE OTHERS HAVE LEFT, AND I HAVE RUN INTO VERY SERIOUS FINANCIAL PROBLEMS NOW. I AM HAVING A VERY SERIOUS HEADACHE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I COULD NOT SLEEP LASTNIGHT AFTER WANDERING ABOUT AT THE AIRPORT WITH MY MEN LOOKINGOUT FOR YOU INVAIN. I EVEN LOST MY FILE AND PASSPORT --------------------------------------------------------------- (There are about 6 e-mails over a period of 7-8 hrs along the same vein. At this point I’m going to let him sweat for at least 24 hours, then my next e-mails should start something unpleasent) ------------------------------------------------------------------ Date Sun, 3 Oct 2004 6:30 AM ( 3 days 7 hours ago ) Text view Print view Raw view From "Jack B. Knimble" To "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject Re: CODE:321 HOW ARE YOU ELDER JACK? Show full header Brother Mike, I will have to get back with you. We are beset on all sides by tragedy. Out headquarters office was bombed and burned to the ground with Elders Richard Nelson and W. Lyn Jennings inside. Considering the recent happenings here, the police have everything under investigation and I am not staying in my residence. I am staying in a private hotel suite with my bodyguards. I will get back with you on this business hopefully in a few days. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2004 19:38:02 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: I AM IN LOME-TOGO NOW. CONTACT ME CDE:321 To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" OK, your address confirms Togo, I'm already in Lagos. We can meet up there. Have some things to discuss with you re: the Elders of the Alien Visitation Cult, they are a vanishing breed, as are their allies. --------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2004 11:51:49 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: I AM IN LOME-TOGO NOW. CONTACT ME CDE:321 To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Hello Mikey, I don't know why I'm telling you this except perhaps to let you know what is about to happen. I had to work with clandestine operations when I was with special forces. I made many contacts and made many enemies in the former Soviet Union and suprisingly enough made owed/earned relationships with some of my former enemies. I also acquired many skills; some of which include phone taps, long distance surveliance, and computer hacking. I was able to hack into the Alien Visitation HQ network just before I left. I found an interesting message in Elder Jacks' mail. This was from you to him, ".... I ALSO PROMISE TO DO MY BEST TO LOCATE AND RELEASE ANY INFORMATIONS I RECEIVE FROM JOHN TO YOU O.K...." It also included a forwarded message from me to you. There were also many other messages from you to him. Since it appeared they were of a business nature and you were trying to get them to continues the deal, those other messages didn't bother me. But this one did. It smells like treachery Mike. Would you care to comment on it? Then I will reply to you. I will say that I am in the same city as you are now. My former enemy, from the former Soviet Union had owed me a favor. He doesn't like owing anyone favors. So he has moved me here, set me up with contacts and the items I need to operate. I am waiting with interest to hear your reply. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Date Sun, 3 Oct 2004 8:28 PM ( 2 days 17 hours ago ) Text view Print view Raw view From "Jack B. Knimble" To "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject Re: CODE:321 MY SINCERE CONDOLENSCES TO ALL THE MEMBERS I will try to take care of things very soon. We are quite worried. The police have caught the man who set the bomb and it appears that John is behind this and hired him to do it. ------------------------------------------------------- On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 08:17:41 -0700 (PDT), "Honourable Mike Robertson" Hon. Mike > said: OH BROTHER JACK, I CANT HELP BUT TO CONTINUE TO SEND MY CONDOLENSCES TO YOU AND ALL THE RESPECTED MEMBERS OF OUR UNION AFFECTED. I REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON BUT AM STILL FAITHFULL. MY REGARDS ONES AGAIN. DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. YOUR BROTHER MIKE. NOTE: MY BUSINESS WITH YOU IS NOW VERY SERIOUSELY AFFECTED BY ALL THIS. I MIGHT LOOSE THE FOREINGN EXCHANGE ALLOCATION WITH THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE WHICH HAS ALREADY BEEN ALLOCATED TO US AND RECOVERING THIS TAKES A LOT OF PROCESSES AND SOMETIMES IMPOSSIBLE. ------------------------------------------------------- Date Mon, 4 Oct 2004 12:59 PM ( 2 days 1 hour ago ) From "Jack B. Knimble" To "Hon. Mike Roberts" Subject Distressing News It appears that this isn't all. The FBI is getting involved in this latest incident because they think John is out of the country and setting up these attacks on us. That is what gives the FBI jurisdiction in this case. They traced him to Florida and lost track of him there due to all of the chaos because of the recent hurricanes. They have asked me and the remaining elders and the members of our Cult to maintain a high vigilence because of this latest incident. They aren't sure where John is but there were several planes that left that area of Florida at the time the man they think was John disappeared. 1 plane went to the U.K., another plane went to South America, another plane went to Israel, and another plane went to Europe after a stopover in South America. They can't be positive John was aboard these planes but they are suspicious. They fear that if John made it to Europe or even South America he could easily move anywhere else in the world. So be careful my brother. Re: Our business. We plan on sending you the Money Orders tomorrow after we get settled today. One of our bodyguards can take care of the business for us since our brother at the bank can smooth the way there. Jack B. Knimble ------------------------------------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Oct 2004 05:00:23 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: YOU ARE WELLCOME CDE:321 To: "John Elder" MY BROTHER JOHN, FIRSTLY AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE ARRIVED LAGOS SAFELY. EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BROKEN ALL THE RULES AND PRICIPLES OF GOOD FRIENDSHIP AND BOTHERLINESS, THATS NOT WITHSTANDING... IT IS A VERY SMART MOVE FOR YOU TO HAVE BROKEN-IN TO JACKS MAILBOX TO FIND OUT ALL THE INFORMATIONS YOU HAVE, THERE'S NO DOUBT, I HAVE BEEN COMMUNICATING WITH HIM, BUT ALL IS STRICKLY BUSSINESS AS YOU CAN CONFIRM, YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THAT EVEN THOUGH I RELEASED ONE OF YOUR MAILS TO HIM. THAT WILL NOT DISCLOSE YOU IN ANYWAY. I HAVE TO GET MY BUSSINESS GOING AND I REALLY NEEDED ASSITANCE WHICH YOU HAVE ALL ALONG PROMISED BUT FAILED TO FINALLY PROVIDE. YOU HAVE PUT ME THROUGH IMMENSE DIFFICULTIES AND DANGEROUS SITUATIONS SINCE ALL THIS (DRAMA) STARTED, AND I HAVE LOST SO MUCH MONEY SINCE THEN, BUT I HAVE ALWAYS TRUSTED AND WANTED TO HELP YOU IN EVERYWAY, AND YOU WILL CONFIRM TO MY LOYALTY TO OUR BEOGEORNING FRIENDSHIP AND BROTHERHOOD. TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE AND I WILL MEET YOU IMMIDIATELY. DO NOT BE AFFRAID OF ANYTHING MY BROTHER, WE HAVE TO FINISH WHAT WE STARTED BECAUSE MY BUSINESS IS ALREADY BEIGN SERIOUSLY JEOPARDISED NOW, BUT WE WILL SURELY SURVIVE IT ALL. CALL MY NUMBER ATONCE 775-9657 SO WE CAN TALK. I STILL WONDER WHY YOU REFUSED TO TRUST AND BELEIVE IN ME JOHN, HOW COME YOU TRUST THIS YOUR FRIENDS SO MUCH? AM STILL HAPPY YOU MADE IT SAFELY BROTHER JOHN TILL I HEAR FROM YOU SOON, YOUR BROTHER MIKE. ---------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 5 Oct 2004 07:52:37 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: YOU ARE WELLCOME CDE:321 To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" There are things you avoided saying, there are things unsaid. I suspected this before I left. That's why I actually left and arrived 24 hours earlier than you thought. I sent Frances on ahead to Europe for I see I have unfinished business with you here. I've observed enough already to find out there are more than one of you, that your millions of dollars are fake and merely a trap to lure me here and steal my money and perhaps leave me for dead on the side of the road somewhere. But that did not come to pass. I am the lurker in the shadows. I am the movement you see out of the corner of your eye but when you turn, I'm gone. I'm the soft unexplained sound you hear in the night. I'm the bump on a busy street that just doesn't seem right, until you notice the blood. I'm the feeling that you have right now of being watched, but you don't see me. I am the cold sweats that you will wake unexpectedly in the night with... until we finally meet. Yes Mike, we have business to finish. And a long face to face talk is needed. I'll choose the time, I'll choose the place. You'll wake with my hands on your throat and then you will talk in all honestly of your fake millions, your scamming of innocents, your luring of the unsuspecting into traps, and then we will say goodbye. ---------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 6 Oct 2004 04:23:44 -0700 (PDT) From: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Subject: CDE:321 LETS MEET. DONT BE SCARED! To: "John Elder" HELLO MY BROTHER, TREATS LIKE THIS DON'T SOLVE ISSUES SO COMPLICATED AS YOURS AND MINE... IF YOU ARE REALLY IN NIGERIA AS YOU SAID WHY CAN'T YOU SHOW YOUR FACE ATONCE. YOU HAVE NOTTING TO FEAR ABOUT AS I DON'T KILL OR HURT PEOPLE WHO DID NOT OFFEND ME. I AM A BUSINESS MAN AND I DO BUSINESS TO MAKE MONEY THATS ALL. BROTHER JOHN,IN ALL HONESTY YOU ARE ONE MAN I CAN NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS...? NEEDLESS TO SAY OF ALL THE FRUSTRATIONS I 'VE GOT FROM ALL THIS DRAMA, TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE IN NIGERIA? OR ATLEAST CALL ON PHONE SO WE CAN HAVE ONE ON ONE TALK. 234-1-7759657. I WILL OPEN THE LINE FOR YOU OR GIVE YOUR OWN NUMBER SO I CAN CALL YOU. NOW EVERYTHING IS DONE AND YOU ARE HERE, LETS MEET IMMIDIATELY AND TALK SO WE CAN MOVE AHEAD, A MAN IN YOUR CONDITION AND STATE OF MIND OBVIOUSLY NEEDS A FRIEND AND A TRUSTED BROTHER LIKE ME, WHAT IS DONE IS DONE AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN GO BACK AND UNDO THEM, NOW THE ONLY THING IS TO MOVE AHEAD BURY AND FORGET ABOUT THE PASS. I AM REAL AND PROMISE EVRYTHING TO ASSIST YOU AT ALL TIMES, BUT IF YOU CHOOSE OTHERWISE YOU WILL SURELY LOOSE AND MAY NOT EVENTUALLY RECORVER AGAIN, SO THINK! NEEDLESS TO TELL YOU HOW AM CONNECTED AND THINGS I CAN BE ABLE TO CONNECT AND CONTROL HERE AND ANYWHERE IN MY COUNTRY BUT HOWEVER THIS I WILL USE TO OUR OWN MUTUAL BENEFITS NOW AND IN THE FUTURE. DO NOT BE AFRAID OF ME OR BELEIVE ANY FRIVOLOUS STORY SOMEBODY MIGHT TELL YOU, I HAVE SAID, I AM A BUSINESSMAN AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? NO TIME FOR BLOODSHED AND ALL, THATS AGAINST MY ETHICS, YET AM NOT AFRAID OF MY ENEMIES AND I BELEIVE YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM JOHN, LETS MEET. I ASSURE YOU OF A PEACEFUL STAY HERE AND DO NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO HURT YOU MY BROTHER, IT TRUE AND YOU KNOW THE MONEY IS IMPORTANT TO ME BUT AM NOT A STUPID GREEDY FOLK, I ONLY TAKE WHAT BELONGS TO ME AND THATS IT. YOU CAN LIVE AND ENJOY YOUR MONEY ANYWHERE HERE BUT NOT THIS WAY YOU ARE GOING... JACK ONLY WROTE TO ME WHEN YOU WERE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND AND I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO RESPOND TO ACTUALISE MY BUSINESS, HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IF YOU WAY THE SITUATIONS VERY CAREFULLY. I TRUST YOUR INTELLIGENCE TO DELINIATE THIS ISSUES PROPERLY AND MAKE A WISE DECISSION NOW. I CAN ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU GIVE ME A POSITIVE TRANSPARENT ANSWER! NO TREATS BROTHER, STILL YOUR BROTHER MIKE. --------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 6 Oct 2004 07:20:30 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: Re: CDE:321 LETS MEET. DONT BE SCARED! To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Mike, I've seen too much. You and your friends are what the media calls 419 scammers. There is no money, It's all an elaborate ruse to cheat people out of their money. But don't worry Mike, I'm not making a threat, I'm making a promise. I'm watching you and your friends. One day soon we will meet ------------------------------------------------------ This just a follow up message since he doesn't respond to any of the persona's I've used on him. I just want all of them to be aware I know that several, at least 3, have played the part of Mike. ----------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2004 07:52:37 -0700 (PDT) From: "John Elder" Subject: The Many Many Mikes To: "Honourable Mike Robertson" Hello Mike, or should I say Mikes, as there are many of you playing this game. This one in Amsterdam, one in Nigeria, one in Togo. I just see that as more targets and more interesting people I can have talks with and say "goodbye" to. ------------------------------------------------------------- Date Sun, 10 Oct 2004 7:34 AM ( 1 min 50 secs ago ) From "Jack B. Knimble" To "Hon. Mike Roberts" Subject Be Careful Mike The FBI passed some information on to me today. They thought they were reassuring me about my safety but it causes me concern for you. Interpol told them that they believe John passed through France at the end of last week headed for Tago, Tobo, Tabo, Togo(?) I'm not certain if I'm spelling that correctly. If he tries to contact you be extremely careful. I don't believe that this heretic is sane. He's killed, he's stolen, he's a compulsive liar, gambler, womanizer, thief. I wish the aliens would return soon and take him. Let me know if you are well. Best wishes. Jack B. Knimble ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- (So far Mike hasn’t responded. If this costs him some sleep on the off chance that John really is an ex-special forces psychotic killer then I’ll consider this better than a slap.)