| Welcome to my Random World! The master of the world is I.............. |
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| Random things that have to do with coffee |
| This site has a great amount of random things that should not be read by anyone who hates randomness or sticks dairy products in random places on themselves. This site also promotes acts of randomness such as exploding cattle, and ballons. |
| Hello Fellow Random lovers, I am sorry that I have not been able to work on this website for quite some time. Damn Counter Strike its like crack exept not bad for you. Some people are so good that they get paid to advertise. Any who, I am working on a new section called random advice, and it should be active soon. I will be my best kinker Shnock ever. Sincerly Joe |
| Now with added Random creators Uncle Pottamushka King Poopanapanamalouse These Creators are not as Random as I. |
| Dear Friends, Random Lovers, and Scarecrow if can read you brainless twit of Straw, I have come back from fires of Chicken. I am more random than before. You have been waiting for this for this. KINKER SHNOCK is still alive. So is GJINKER CALOR, and VINK VINK RICHARD SIMMONS. The Master of the world is still I. I am now taking requests for random addons. Just click on contact me. I hope to be hearing from all you cattle, and ompa loompas. With dearest Hatred, Joe |
| Dear My Slaves of Randomness, I see that you have not given me any Ideas, and may god have his random mercy on you. Normally I would tell you all to burn in hell. However hell isn't bad enough. So I am adding on a random pictures page to MY RANDOM WORLD. I am still that master of my world. E-MAIL ME. SAY HI, SAY SOMETHING ABOUT POLITICS, CURSE, AND MAYBE REQUEST A NEW RANDOM PART OF THE WEBSITE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am taking Japanese. So I will be able to make a Japanese version of MY RANDOM WORLD. Then they can give me ANIME, and send Giant robots to do my bidding. I will own the world someday. PLEASE E-MAIL Me. Only you can stop Richard Nixion's ghost, and prevent forest fires. SMOKEY THE BEAR DOES ILLEGAL DRUGS, and supports child labor. Do you want an immoral drugged up talking bear to be California's GOV? Mark yes next to Grandpa Joe for Govener. Say yes to the recall, but don't think that bears can be politcal. For those who do not use Outlook Express, my E-mail is Aldiamond2@san.rr.com Sincerly, Your Random God, Joe. |
| Dear My Random World Tourists, I added a guest book. You lazy holders of random ass who are too lazy to E-mail me have really done it now. I'll Kill you! I'll Kill you! I'll Kill you. However I am not violent. I PLAY POSTAL 2!! I am at peace. Shut up brain! Stop saying I am lying. I am a skitzo. Really I am. Read. Hey everyone. Yes you would say that you random Son of a bitch. Hey Paul hogan! I want my sandwich. If you kill one more damn foreigner....in my store.... I am gonna shove this bucket of midgets up that guys butt. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sincerly Joe |
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| Random parts of My Random World that outside Poh Dankers of Neller suggested |
| Dear My Random Fools, I have added the part of My Random World, where I put the parts of the website that you request. Reminder you can request by E-mailing me at adiamon2@san.rr.com or by signing my guest book or for those who know me, just come up to me and suggest an idea. Most suggestions will be added. An example, one of my friends came up to me, and asked for an addition for Random Sexual Positions that could never work. I am currently adding the part to My Random World. For all of my fellow men out there, suggesting a Random part can make you more apealing to your female peers, and for some men, your male peers. As I close this addition I have something to say. BEFORE GOD THERE WAS HGSASHFDARAWKRJLRDHDWADAD KING JOE. Sincerly Joe |
| Movies that should never become Musicals, and reasons for it. |
| Dear My Random citizens, You have been mislead. My name is not Carl. It is JOE. Even Grandpa Joe, and I've got a golden ticket now I can walk, and get fat. BLah, Ha ha. Now to be more Random. I have a Random Question to ask you all. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT MAHUGLES. Who every answers this to me will win a prize. I will not tell you the prize. Here is the question. How do you add the text to your page when you keep the mouse in one position, and the text appears in a yellow square? I cannot figure it out. Sincerly Joe. |
| Something Disturbing: If ya know what I mean. |
| Dear all who have little faith in reality, and are fighting the losing battle of Divorce with a poodle lobster with a hangover, I understand how you must feel. NOW BURN IN MEL GIBSON'S HELL. (No offense to Mister Gibson, he is a fine actor and film maker). I have come to speak of a lot about a little. Now enjoy my Cheese. FORE I FEEL NO PAIN!!!!!!! SHLINKER CO-DOF RUN BY A UP SIDE DOWN SALES MAN who has the hots for cement and concrete. Blah Blah, blah, Enjoy, Joe. |
| Dear Random Extreme Followers, Don't blow yourselves up for your random god, (God for bid). I have found a new hobbie. Writting and not just random writting. Real good wholesome writting. MAY YOU ALL ENJOY RELISH! GURDOINKLES! Why do cows always do that think then they play backwards polish hockey? Eh, Herdonk? Oh well, any one like pigs? I don't know. READ MY WORK! At Fictionpress.com. Just search for my work The Assassin or the Drin Chronicles. THEY ARE PERFECT! SHIRMP ARE GOOD AT BEING Accountants. ROBERT FROST: Fish Lawyer. Sincerely Joe. VOTE ONLINE: GRANDPA JOE 2004! |
To Everyone who dares to enter this website. I have returned from a long and rather sporadic vacation. As a side effect of my vacation I now know Japanese. May god help Japan, and also Red Vs Blue. I have come bearing a gift....no I lie. There is good news, but if you are emo or goth then it is depressing news, the razor is in the drawer help yourself, anyway the news is that there will be more Random dinkers from Jub Jub Fizz! Sexily in other words there shall be more coming soon. Kingdom Hearts rocks to no end, and so does Half-life 2 and Deus Ex. Family Guy is back on the air and Battle Royale has been translated into English. The only way it could get better is if I had Neo's abilities and the intellect of Steven Hawkings. However that would be very divinely odd. Enjoy my brethern. Sincerly Joe Random Joe for that matter Not grandpa joe, Damn free loader always borrowing my Anime and forgetting to return it. |