The "FROG" Page (come here when you are tired of frogging!)

FROGGING: The act of taking apart a crocheted object in order to fix a boo-boo...Rip-it, Rip-it (get it?)

Do not read while operating heavy machinery.

Do you yearn for yards of yarn?

Do you have a hankering for handling hooks?

If you answered the above questions "yes", then you LOVE to crochet!

Hippity Hoppity Easter's on it's way! What are YOU planning on crocheting for that special somebunny?

This site is for the yarn lovers who love to crochet, but need to take a break between rows.

Need to get that crochet project done fast? Click here.

Look around and enjoy a laugh. And don't forget to sign the guestbook with comments, suggestions, and YOUR FAVORITE JOKE!!
(Make it a clean joke, though, or I'll have to send my big burly, hairy-armed bouncers after you!!)



Crochet is the source of enjoyment for many. It fills one's life with visions of soft colorful afghans, beautiful heirloom doilies, and precious moments spent between mother and daughter, passing on this delicate art. But then you wake up and real life happens! Crochet turns out to be as stressful as your life. What do you do when you have to frog twenty-six rows of an afghan? When you run out of a certain dye lot just three rows short of completing a project? When the pattern you are following seems to bear no resemblance whatsoever to the item in the picture? That's when you come here! Make a hot drink, relax, hide that frustrating project under the bed and put some humor in your life. Here, you can:

  • See how the art of crochet really got started.
  • See why your favorite hobby is so fun.
  • See what our kids think about the adult world
  • You can sing a few songs about crochet.
  • You can watch a great crochet video.
  • You can read about the top ten things you can learn from crochet.
  • Here's a list of some great FREE PATTERNS!
  • You can join a free crochet and humor list.
  • You can even get a brand-new, crochet-tolerant husband!
  • Find out the symptoms of motherhood.
  • Here's some links to other great sites!
  • Read some jokes for kids.
  • There's also some general-interest humor.

I've added surprises and updates everywhere!

To view last week's joke, go here.

No animals were harmed in the development of this website. Any resemblance to crocheters either living, dead, or haunting the aisles of Michael's is purely coincidental. All rights reserved except where they're not. Filmed entirely on location somewhere else. Not to be used without a prescription. So there.

This site was born on August 14, 1998
This site was updated on February 25, 2008

I'm known as JazzyFish, and you can read about me, or email me at piranha59@msn.com

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CHEERS, and may all your projects be frogless!

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