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Fan Art |
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Boring cunt with no life has nothing better to do than read underground rant sites. (New Hate Mail!!) |
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Global Financial Crisis or Global Financial Blessing? |
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New use for plastic bags: Choking weak cunts who don't want them. |
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I pity the poof. |
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Kevin Dud! |
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Buy This Article for 45c |
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Free Tibet! |
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Earth Hour is pathetic. |
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I don't care for Ikea. |
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Get lost. |
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Timeless Humour. |
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Je$us. |
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Congratulations on being born. |
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Ab-unoriginal. |
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Faux Pass. |
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Celebrities with embarrassing similarities to animals! |
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Announcement - I'm an addict. |
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Elmer Rudd. |
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Bummer, Emma. |
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Conclusive, undeniable evidence of global warming. |
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Breville Costigan. |
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Myspace revelations! |
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Drake Tribute. |
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Breaking News. |
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I wish the sun would set on Sunrise. |
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Sheik eats out da mufti. |
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Steve Gaywin. |
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Oh my God, Kirk. |
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Long-lasting or nonfading; existing perpetually. |
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The Distorted Anti-Conformist Effect. |
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I Sing Another Song. |
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I Sing A Song. |
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Another Song. |
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A Song. |
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I've got big sideburns. |
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Myspace should be renamed to Gothspace |
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Nature is everything. Read on. |
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Homophobia is Gay. |
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Songwriting Education. |
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My wonderful review of the movie Adaptation |
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Pindicks die trying to start a friendly conversation with me. |
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Britney is a fat dirty whore. |
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The only space worth looking at is Myspace. |
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Responses to suggestions I'm never going to respond to. |
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xMattyx xHaroldsonx is a giant cunt (nu h8 mail). |
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Not including me, anyone who buys NetComm products are gay. |
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Crikey! I created a novel. |
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John Cusack, more like John Is-a-gay-person-Sack. |
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Up the back passage. |
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Fuck them. |
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Merry Anniversary/Birthday. |
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Beach fun. |
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Story Time. |
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The Korn has ears, but it's missing a Head. |
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The Sun can eat my dick. |
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A Suitable Christmas Day. |
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Make Poorby History. |
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360 reasons not to read this article. |
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You must obey the Dance Commander. |
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Cory Allen - Epidode Two, Revenge of the Tom. |
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I'm a-dick-ted to you. |
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The Tucker Phat Stories. |
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What do your curtains say about you? |
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Detailed thesis on global warming and why it's not real. |
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Article snaking pusses bathe in sunscreen but get burnt regardless. |
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Phatweb's guide to sexing ladies. |
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Footy Finals Fever. |
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Proof that I'm the greatest author in history. |
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Pete Murray, the world's greatest hero. |
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Committing suicide just got a whole lot easier. |
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Red Hot Chilli similarities in appearance. |
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Award winning article. |
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Alterations to improve the quality of brand names and slogans. |
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I've decided to pursue a singing career. |
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My relation to the King of Rock and Roll. |
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Teasing telemarketers is better than sex. |
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He's right you know. |
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Mozilla isn't the answer to everything you elitist fag. |
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Artwork from my loyal fans. |
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Underground stays underground for a fucking reason. |
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Before you start hating Bush, try locating Iraq on the map. |
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Kleenex Cottonelle is a failure at arse cleansing. |
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Sell your soul for a Skittle. |
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Paul Anka's granny inhales petrol fumes. |
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You must use spaces after full stops before receiving my respect. |
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Poof discovers internet. Carnage ensues. |
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London dies. Nobody cares. |
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Bubba Ho-Tep is the greatest movie on Earth. |
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Google is distasteful and sickening. |
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Home videos. |
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The upsides to being a vegetable. |
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Days. Time's equivalent to fecal waste. |
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Pranks of the future. |
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Words can not explain my anger. But it was worth a try. |
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Boycott Rove. |
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Is your cat too alive? Kill it! |
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I hate Caddyshack. |
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Me and my extra nipple. |
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Formal apology for my last update + Bullshit Announcements. |
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My pet hate is things I dislike. |
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Let's be trendy and despise all popular trends. |
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Better uses for extension leads. |
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Big Brother Rules. |
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Everybody Loves Raymond, too bad he got cancelled. |
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Maddox finally cracks under my extreme criticism. |
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Boycott the O.C. |
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Cory Allen - Scum Jockey. |
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How to keep fit. |
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Dreams come true for a little boy with cancer. |
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The facts of my arse. |
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Maddox has once again proved himself a queer. |
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Fuck off Google you shit. |
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Fags take the piss at my website and get their shit ruined. |
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Eat Me. |
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The great Pepsi, Coke and Pepsi Max showdown. |
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Hip Studies. |
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Don Burketry (Poetry about the great man). |
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Maddox Sucks. |
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Marilyn Manson is a weirdo. |
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My awesomeness exceeds everyone elses. |
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I make fun of American's, how original. |
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Dean's girlfriend can bash him up. |
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Celebrity Love Children. |
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Gumby and Pokey Sex Tape. |
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Random babblings whilst on the piss. |
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Faggot Dictionary. |
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Sign my guestbook, then go to heck. |
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Is the number of hits I receive daily. |
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Send your fan mail here and send your hate mail here |
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Guestbook Archive |
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Guestbook Archive 2 |
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Most notable and crowd-pleasing articles. |
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Detailed thesis on global warming and why it's not real. |
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Everybody Loves Raymond, too bad he got cancelled. |
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Cory Allen - Scum Jockey. |
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Pranks of the future. |
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Story Time. |
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Best E-Mail address in the world: syl083@hotmail.com |
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Artwork from my loyal fans. |
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Breaking News:
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DrakeGTA. |
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Pingu's Blog. |
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NinjaPirate. |
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Pageskymeister. |
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Maddox. |
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Greg Head's Game Page |
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