FUCK EARTH HOUR
It's little surprise that the person who created Earth Day is named "Gaylord". Earth Day is some bullshit hippy holiday celebrated on April 22 by vegetarians and lesbians. Similarly, Earth Hour is celebrated in an assortment of shit cities around the world such as Sydney and Suva and Odense.

The premise of Earth Hour is for as many people as possible to turn their lights off for that one hour to save electricity and hence the world. This gives the pretentious yuppy gaycunts that usually drive gas-guzzling Land Rovers and private jets to work every day a chance to redeem themselves by showering in the dark for 60 minutes.

I think we should all take a leaf out of Madodx's book/website, and for every light these pricks don't turn on, we should turn on 3. We all know global warming doesn't exist, and even if it does, it has nothing to do with humans. So in the lead-up to, during and after Earth Hour, let's sleep with our lights on and leave our fridge doors open and shit.

Even if, hypothetically, humans did create global warming, why is that a problem? Humans are a natural entity and surely we were meant to evolve to such an advanced level where we create cars and other carbon emission-emitting vehicles? And why are we worrying about it now anyway? Why not leave it until it becomes a real problem and let future generations handle it when they have the technology to do so?

Humans weren't meant to last this long anyway. The Earth was supposed to explode when the dinosaurs got blown up, but by some insane coincidence, the world was just altered slightly to allow for human development. For organisms to evolve as advanced as we are is extremely rare, thats why we haven't found aliens yet. And the Earth is just one planet in a universe full of trillions, so fuck it.
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