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| WELCOME to my little corner of the internet!! |
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| hi everybody! this is jesus, yes that jesus, you've probably heard of me! LOL! anyway everyone up here keeps telling me how I should make a home page so here it is! haha!! so what should I say?? well i guess I'll start with me and my family! |
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click here to read my diary and current events!!! |
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NEW FEATURE!!
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PAGE OF COOL |
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new feature! click here for my advice column called WWTRJD?? What would the real jesus do??? |
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| MY DAD!! |
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My dad is the best! lot's of you prolly know him as GOD but to me he's just my dad. when i was younger i didn't really like him all that much, because i didn't see him and i had this weird stepdad who didn't get along with my mom or something. i guess they had marital problems!! slept in separate beds and everything oh well maybe he was gay.
anyway this is a pretty good painting of my dad i guess he put the ideas into that michael angelo guys head to make that painting on the roof but it turned out pretty good too bad I'm not in this picture dad should have been touching me instead of that adam punk but anyway!! what is that angel lookin at haha |
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OK A little about ol' me!! |
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| So i guess my dad made everything, but if you ask me he didn't put any actual elbow grease into anything as far as i can tell he's never even opened his own mail, i think all those angels did all the drity work and he jsut sat back with a cold one but hey that's my dad i gotta love him. he loves to make animals and here are some |
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i love how the artists make me look they do pretty much a good job, but my hair is a little shorter now and i don't have so much of a abraham look anymore more like a matthew look now!! i think it looks pretty good when i get some new pictures i'll upload them maybe i'll get a webcam!
on the right is a picture my friend drew! he's a good artist, and i like the way he made me look like i'm preaching from the mount all the time, i like to look at it and make him go 'hub bub uh bub dub' you can try it too it is fun |
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Stuff I don't like! |
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stuff I like! |
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video games (tekken tag 0wnz)
nice girls (not like mary magdelene)
star trek (picard rulez!! fuckoff shatner)
hope dad doesn't read that!1 lol!
jerry springer
n*sync
britney spears (though she should cover up a little, you can do it without the skin honey, you got the talent! I'll thank dad for you, but email me!!)
yahoo messenger |
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having to wait 45+ minutes for a table at olive garden
mary magdelene (b1tch!)
captain kirk (picard still rulez!)
deadbeat dads
backstreet boys
icq
martin luther
that dumb WWJD thing that is so stupid like they know me maybe I should make my WWJD home page that will show them check back soon for the WWJD home page!
judas, but not because of what you think |
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I made an amazon.com wish list come see what it looks like remember my birthday is comin up hahaha!! |
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ha a george burns!! |
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all design copyright jesus 2001 if you copy me you go to hell!! |
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| NEW FEATURE: CLICK HERE FOR MY MASSAGE BOARD!! |
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Woodsy sez:
Give a hoot! Sign Jesus' guestbook!! |
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