| National Whiner's DayTM Friday December 26th |
| December 2008 Edition |
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| Read John 3:21 |
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| Media interviews are available by contacting KEVIN ZABORNEY, the "Connoisseur of Fine Whines." |
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| What do you mean no holiday bonus this year... again? An orange tie??? It's sooo Uggggly! What should we do? Whine??? Let's instead be grateful for what we have rather than what we don't have. |
| The Most Famous Whiners of 2008 are... *Phil Gramm - Former Republican Senator and co-campaign manager for Sen. John McCain who resigned as a result of whining while discussing the nation's economy, that "we have sort of become a nation of whiners. You just hear this constant whining...." Oh, yes, Mr. Gramm, we are indeed in a Recession. *Steve Williams - Tiger Woods' Australian caddie, when asked what Tiger thought of Phil Mickelson used a vulgar name, said he was not liked and then later whined, "I shouldn't have said it, but no harm was meant. I was just having some fun." Poor cover up! The Most Famous Whiners of 2007 were... *MICHAEL VICK - Who repeatedly whined that he was being unjustly accused, just before admitting his involvement with dog fighting and animal cruelty; and Lindsay Lohan - Who had virtually denied and whined about most aspects of her life that have included DUI, drug abuse, and repeatedly making bad choices. The Most Famous Whiners of 2006 were... *BRITNEY SPEARS - After all of the negative attention received this year, even her own web site is whiny... "It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends. It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far." *ROSIE O'DONNELL - Constantly whining on her new role on The View, and seemingly finding conflict with many of whom she comes into contact, she was a shew-in. On the View, she was observed making inappropriate and insensitive comments about the Chinese language, and whining about anything that does not fit into her stereotypes *http://aprofessionalwhiner.blogspot.com - With whiners like Ernesto, Scritch, Leo M, Fernanda Gavito, Madame Mahima, and theflatteredflyingfish, no wonder whining has taken an a new meaning of it's own. Although I don't suggest this style or form of whining an any context, it is indeed a true form of whining from all parts of the world including the United Kingdon, Singapore and India (note that this site is NOT for those of us who abhor vulgar language and children). The Most Famous Whiners of 2005 were... Senator Tom DeLay (R-TX); Jessica Simpson; and those who whined playing the "blame game" following the Hurricane Katrina disaster This is meant for fun and is not intended as insult or oherwise. |
| Select Famous Whiners from the last 20 years: Zsa Zsa Gabor Tammy Faye Bakker (Messner) Senator Jesse Helms (R-NC) Dennis Rodman Mike Tyson Jerry Spinger Martha Stewart Terrorist Osama bin Laden & The Taliban & al Qaida John Rocker (NL Pitcher) |
| The Ten Most Famous Celebrity Whiners of the Twentieth Century: Stan Laurel (Laurel & Hardy) Lou Costello (Abbott & Costello) Jerry Lewis (Comedian) Lucille Ball (I Love Lucy) Curly Howard (3 Stooges) Peewee Herman (Peewee's Playhouse) Olive Oyle (Popeye) Squiggy (Laverne & Shirley) Major Frank Burns (MASH) The Whiner Family (Saturday Night Live) |
| Suggestions for celebrating National Whiner's DayTM *Visit a shopping mall or store to observe customers and clerks whining while customers return and exchange gifts *Celebrate with a "Whine and Geeze" party with friends *Hold a whining contest, offer prizes, or exchange unwanted gifts "Awwwww, do I reeeealy Haaaave toooo?" *Phone in to a radio station, and whine about people who whine on National Whiner's DayTM |
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