Mr Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair the slimeball.
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Harry looked down at Ron, and as their eyes met, they agreed, silently: Black and Lupin were both out of there minds.
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If you made a better rat than human, it's not much to boast about, Peter.-Sirius Black
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We'll bet thirty-seven Galleons, fifteen Sickles, three Knuts that Ireland wins- but Krum gets the Snitch- Fred
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"Get back to bed Snape"
"You don't have the authority to send me anywhere! I have as much right to prowl
this school after dark as you do!"
Prowl away"- Moody and Snape
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'Course Dumbledore tryust you, he's a trusting man isn't he? Believes in second chances. But me- I say there are spots that don't come off, Snape. Spots that never come off, d'you know what I mean? -Moody
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*note: The are from book 5, beaware of spoilers
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He left! Left to see someone about a bunch of cauldrons that fell of a broom! I told him I'd flay him alive if he went, and now look! Dementors! It's just lucky I put Mr. Tibbles on the case! But we haven't got the time to stand around! Hurry, now, we've got to get you back! Oh, th trouble this is going to cause! I will kill him! -Mrs. Figg
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"You know Dumbledore?"
"Of course I know Dumbledore, who doesn't know Dumbledore?" -Mrs. Figg&Harry
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" 'S' up Figgy? What 'appened to staying undercover?"
"I'll give you undercover! Dementors, you useless, skiving sneak thief!"
"Dementors? Dementors here?"
"Yes, here you worthless pile of bat droppings, here! Dementors attacking the boy on you watch!"
"Blimey, Blimey I..."
"And you off buying stolen cauldrons! Didn't I tell you not to go? Didn't I?"
"I-well, Ii.. it was a very good oporitunity, see...
(Mrs. Figg hits him w/ her shopping bag)
"Ouch- gerrof- gerrof you mad old bat! Someone's gotta tell Dumbledore"
"Yes- they- have- and- it better- be- you- and you- can- tell- him- why- you- weren't- there- to- help!"
-a..um...rather long conversation between Mrs. Figg and Mundungus Fletcher
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"Did you like question ten Moody?"
"Loved it 'give five signs that identify a the werewolf.' Exellent question."
"D'you think you managed to get all the signs?"
"Think I did, One; he's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His names Remus Lupin." -Lupin and James
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"How'd the exam go Snivelly (Snape)?"-James
"I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment, there'll be great grease marks all over it, they won't be able to read a word."- Sirius
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Every time James made a particularly difficult catch, Wormtail gasped and applauded. After five minutes of this, Harry wondered why James didn't tell Wormtail to get a grip on himself, but James seemed to be enjoying the attention.
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"You two are about to learn what happens to wrongdoers in my school."
"You know what?" said Fred. "I don't think we are."
"George, I think we've outgrown full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself."
"Definitely."
"Accio brooms!"
"We won't be seeing you," Fred to Professor Umbridge."
"Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch."
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Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring,
That's why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King
Weasley was born in a bin,
He always lets the Quaffle in,
Weasley will make sure we win,
Weasley is our King
Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King
He always lets the quaffle in,
Weasley is our King.
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'Who're you wrting the novel to anyway?"- Ron
"Victor."- Hermione
"Krum?"
"How many Victors do we know?"
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"Remember the first time we played against each other in the thirs year?"-Cho
" Yeah, you kept blocking me."- Harry
"And Wood told you not to be a gentlemen and knock me off my broom if you had to."
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"I would never dream of seekinf an argument with the Bloody Baron."
"Only because you're terrified of him."
"Terrified? I hope I, Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington, have never been guilty of cowardice in my life! The noble blood that runs in my veins-"
"What blood? Surely you haven't still got-?"
"It's a fighure of speech!"- Nearly Headless Nick&Ron
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"Ron, we're supposed to show the first years where to go!"
"Oh yeah, hey- hey all you lot! Midgets!"- Ron&Hermione
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"Ron's prefect, not me."
"Ron? But...are you sure? I mean-"
"It's my name on the letter."(Ron)
"I... I well...wow! Well done Ron! That's really-"
"Unexpected." (George)
-Hermione, Ron, Harry,&George
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"My Head of House said I lacked certain neccesary qualities."
"Like what?"
"Like the ability to behave myself."- Tonks&Ginny
