THE PERCH AT PLAY... The best of the Crowe's Perch... This site is humbly and affectionately devoted to the Perchettes, the loyal ladies of the Crowe's Perch, with gratitude, for making me laugh at times when I most needed it...

Welcome to a place where our favorite moments at the Perch can be frozen in time for awhile. The Crowe's Perch is a public message board attached to a great Russell Crowe fan site - Russell Crowe, An Unofficial Site. Through the months that I have come to know the Perchettes, I've found them to be a diverse collection of very intelligent, very witty women. Some of the funniest, most entertaining, most creative threads deserve to be preserved for a long while, and so here they will rest...

I'd like to invite all admirers of Russell Crowe to tour this site, where you'll find a few of the best displays of Russellitis on the web. Just make a choice below . . .

	FRU contest 1 - Russell's Most Hideous Outfit		Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream - à la Crowe
	Russell Crowe, and Martha Stewart		Our Vo - Crowe - bulary
	Thank you, Russell...		The Memorial Pissing Plaque and Entertainment Complex
	Instructions on using the tricks on the TOFOG in TEXAS DVD		Resident Poetry Collection

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