CAPTAIN AHAB: Man the longboats!
YAKKO: Or woman the shortboats. That way everyone's covered.
YAKKO: And the moral of today's story is... "Don't be a fool. Stay in school."
DOT: I'm speechless.
WAKKO: Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel.
DOT: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Banana Fol - oh!
DIRECTOR: Cut!
YAKKO: Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Banana Folana!
WAKKO: According to this, I'd say we've lost our way.
YAKKO: This isn't a map. It's a flyer for the Republican Party.
WAKKO: I know. That's why I'd say we've lost our way. As a country, I mean.
DOT: I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is a note from my shrink. He says I'm getting better. Last week I thought I was a toaster oven!
DOT: Come on, admit it. We'd make the perfect couple. Like Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet...
YAKKO: Timmy and Lassie.
TROLL: I'm gonna eat you! Blah!
WAKKO: You can't eat me, Mr. Troll. I'm under contract. Warner Brothers would be very upset with you. They'd sue your pants off.
DOT: This village is so quaint, it makes me want to break into song.
YAKKO: Funny, It makes me want to break into a rash.
YAKKO: But let this be a lesson to you all: For wherever there is belching...
WAKKO & DOT: We'll be there!
YAKKO: Wherever there is stupidity...
WAKKO & DOT: We'll be there!
YAKKO: Wherever there is candy...
WAKKO: We'll be there a lot quicker!
DOT: Now that's tall, dark, and handsome.
YAKKO: Don't forget flea-ridden.
YAKKO: Come on! Let's go into this dark and spooky forest.
WAKKO: Do we have to?
YAKKO: Well, if we don't, we face a fate worse than death.
WAKKO (gasps): You mean...?
YAKKO: That's right. Another song by Dot.
FLAVIO: I'm hungry. I must meal. Apple me.
DOT: You're so masterful when you're annoyed! How about a kiss?
DOT: I think this uniform needs something; something that says I'm here to destroy you, but with a sense of fun.
YAKKO: There they are, sibs: the Florida Keys... right between the Florida Pocketbook and the Florida Spare Change.
WAKKO: Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
YAKKO: Sure do! In fact, that's the theme of our next show!
DOT: So don't miss it!
NED FLAT: Why are you acting like this?
YAKKO: We're not acting. We really are like this.
DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF: Dot... May I call you Dot?
DOT: Yeah, but call me Dottie, and you die.
RASPUTIN: Slow down!
YAKKO: Why? Everyone else is Russian around here!
DOT: All we know is that we like you. We have no taste, but we like you.
UMLATT: This is the uniform of a great man!
YAKKO: Does he know you're wearing it?
MISS FLAMIEL: We'll move on to science. Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the nineteenth century?
DOT: They're all dead.
MISS FLAMIEL: No no no!
DOT: All right. They're all living.
MISS FLAMIEL: No no no!
YAKKO: Well, now we're getting into philosophy.
YAKKO: Citizens of Anvilania, I stand before you, because if I was behind you, you couldn't see me.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: "I am... sad. Sad-I-Am. I would not eat blue figs and lamb."
YAKKO: I will not surrender! You surrender!
UMLATT: Me, surrender?
YAKKO: Okay, I accept. Hand over the keys to your castle.