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They're deadly! They eat human souls, bone marrow, and strawberry ice cream! ![]() This site looks best when you have the POKEMON font installed! Download it by clicking here. The two fonts are zipped up, so you need WINZIP to open the file. Unzip the fonts into your font directory, usually C:\Windows\Fonts . If you put them there, they will install themselves. Welcome to the very first(as far as I can tell) POKETHULHU site! Pokethulhu is a game where you take the part of a 'cuddly cultist,' summoning or capturing evil demonic beings known as Pokethulhu (or Thulhu for short) and forcing them to fight each other- just like on the show! Okay, there is no show... But pretend there is. Really, POKETHULHU is based on the tales of H.P. Lovecraft(specifically the 'Cthulhu Mythos') and... of course... POKEMON! This is a comedy game, so no need to take it seriously. It is not aimed at children, so don't pick it up thinking it's Pokemon. The page was begun on 6-20-2000. But feel free to write to me and donate any thulhu, adventures, rules, stories, drawings, or whatever you want! Here's another nice Pokethulhu site: Pokethulhu Playpen. The site kicks butt. Finish reading my site, and then check out this one! Enjoy! unfortunate souls have been eaten alive since 6-20-2001. Will you be next?
That's it! And now, here's the banner: Remember, use the address http://jump.quick.to/pokethulhu because if this site moved, the Internet Jump addres listed here will always take you to the right place! Special thanks to http://www.pokemon.com, Chaosium Inc, HTML Goodies, ChaosBall Productions, Pokemon Online, Icedot Web Graphics, Internet Jump, and last but obviously not least John Kovalic and href="http://www.dorktower.com">Dork Tower!
I want to be the very best, Like no one ever was, To summon them is my real test, To train them is my cause, will travel across the land, searching far throughout the world, Teach Pokéthulhu to understand, The power of Hell unfurled, (Pokéthulhu Gotta' catch you all) It's you and me, I know it's my destiny, (Pokéthulhu) This world will see its final end, The Great Old Ones' honor we must defend, (Pokéthulhu Gotta' catch you all) A hate so true, Your hunger will pull us through, You teach me and I'll teach you Pokéthulhu, Gotta catch you all, Gotta catch you all, Pokéthulhu! Aaaaah, it's got my arm!!! Every challenge along the way And with the spells I embrace, I will battle everyday to claim my rightful place As ruler of this miserable world the time is right there's no better team, arm and arm we'll win the fights Pokethulhu we rule the night! (Repeat the above verses about a billion times) |