ENN has learned that two graduate schools in the western American states of Arizona and California have accepted Erik's application, setting off wild screams from women in those two states.  See more in our ENN Exclusive Report

Erik turns "64 years old" on February 6, according to one guess offered by a student.  "Deduct 64 points from her test score," Erik reportedly ordered.  (6 minutes ago)

Erik's bicycle tire pump stolen, after he left it outside in the parking lot for 3 months.  (12 minutes ago)

Just in: Man estimates Erik's age at 29, says that Erik has "less hair than me, at 35!" (21 minutes ago)

Erik eats traditional "Setsubun" meal on the day before the start of Spring on the traditional Chinese calendar.  It includes an entire sardine, which Erik was told to eat "from the head down."  Erik reportedly refused to eat the fish's head. (1 hr. 20 minutes ago)

Erik "proud to be an American."  After all, which other country can actually make war to reduce the price of gas? (1 hr. 35 minutes ago)