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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
                               WLIIA Chat Games
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                                     PROPS
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Game:    Props
Players: Gregsgirl, Meskimen, Mochrie
Props:   A large green and blue-striped cone, a large orange L-shaped bit
         of foam, a tray of pies. 

* Mochrie reaches into the Prop-O-Matic, and pulls out....a large green and
  blue-striped foam cone.

<Gregsgirl> I'M MELTING I'M MELTING, WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD...
<Meskimen>  *puts cone to mouth* HEY YOU UP THERE! DON'T JUMP! SESSIONS IS
            GONE!!!

<Gregsgirl> Hehehe! :o)

<Mochrie>   *stands in profile, with cone on chest* HELLO, I'M DOLLY PARTON!
<Gregsgirl> *stands in profile, with cone on chest* HELLO, I'M MADONNA! :o)
<Meskimen>  MOMMY... I STAINED THE BLUE PORT-A-POTTY...

<Mochrie>   Perhaps a new prop from the Prop-o-matic...
<Gregsgirl> New prop! LOL!

* Mochrie reaches into the Prop-O-Matic, and pulls out....a giant orange
  L-Shaped piece of foam...

<Mochrie>   *places L in front of crotch* I CAN MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY INDEED!

<Gregsgirl> I think Colin has been hanging around Tony too long! :o)

<Gregsgirl> YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THAT LEG CAST OFF IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS!
<Meskimen>  THAT'S SOME MONOGRAM, JOSIE... BUT DOESN'T IT MAKE THE SWEATER
            UNCOMFORTABLE?
<Mochrie>   *puts L on finger* DAMN! SOME BUGGER RAN OFF WITH ME DIAMOND!

<Meskimen>  *L*

<Meskimen>  <sings off key> FEELINGS, NOTHING MORE THAN FEELINGS...*L comes
            in and hooks Mesk offstage*
<Mochrie>   *sticks L to back of head* THAT'S THE LAST TIME I AUDITION TO BE
            A COATHOOK!
<Mochrie>   *picks L off of ground* YUM! A NICE RIPE CARET! (^)
<Meskimen>  TODAY SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER "L"...*turns
            upside down* AND THE NUMBER "7"!

<Gregsgirl> LOL!        

<Mochrie>   HEY, I'M AN ANT AND SOMEONE TOOK ONE OF MY ANTENNAE!

<Gregsgirl> Hehehe! :o)

<Meskimen>  *whacks Emile with L in hockey stick fashion* OH...DID YOU SAY
            "GIVE ME THE PUCK, YOU?" SORRY...
<Mochrie>   *glides L across floor* OH SORRY, JUST DOING MY VACUUMING....

* Gregsgirl sighs and shakes head.

<Meskimen>  *holds L against forehead* I TOLD YOU I WAS HORNY!

<Meskimen>  Now we're cooking! :)

<Mochrie>   *Holds L under nose* D'YA THINK IT'S TIME I TRIMMED MY MOUSTACHE?
            HAVE YOU GOT A PHILISHAVE?
<Mochrie>   HERE COMES THE SKI LIFT! *brings L towards his back and moves
            forward a la Ryan and Colin*

<Gregsgirl> Hehehe! :o)

<Meskimen>  *sticks it in ear* I SAID Q-TIP, NOT L-TIP!
<Meskimen>  I CANNOT TELL A LIE... I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT
            WOMAN *slowly extends L from nose*

<Mochrie>   LOL!!
<Gregsgirl> Hehehe! :o)

<Mochrie>   *combines L with blue-green cone from beginning; as David
            Attenborough* AND HERE WE HAVE, THE RARE SPECIES KNOWN AS THE
            CONEFISH....IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT.....

<Gregsgirl> LOL, I can just hear Rory's impression there! :o)

<Meskimen>  *puts L in cone* I MEANT PEPPERMINT STICK *ICE CREAM*!
<Mochrie>   YOU BET I'M GONNA GIVE YA 'ELL! *angrily throws the L*

<Meskimen>  LOL!
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Mochrie>   Who knew a Giant Orange L would be so useful! I guess this game
            *can* work!
<Meskimen>  I think this game can work, it just needs the kinks worked out :) 

<Meskimen>  *holds L vertically and pulls it back like a lever* DRAT, TWO
            LEMONS AND A BELL... I'M GONNA KILL THAT EMILE!

<Mochrie>   ROTFL! Hey! The slots are not my department! ;-)

<Mochrie>   *places L on back, grabs ends and waves them* WELCOME TO HEAVEN,
            I'M ST. PETER....
<Mochrie>   *places L behind head, with ends sticking up* WELCOME TO HELL,
            I'M SATAN!

<Gregsgirl> LOL!

<Meskimen>  *holds L as walking stick* REV. ROBERTSON, YOU HAVE HEALED ME!
            I CAN WALK!!! *throws away L, takes step and falls on face*

<Gregsgirl> LOL! :o)

<Mochrie>   *places L on ground standing on its two ends* GEE, THESE EGYPTIAN
            PYRAMIDS REALLY AREN'T ALL THEY SAID THEY'D BE!

<Gregsgirl> Hehehe! :o)

<Meskimen>  SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH A CLIP-ON TIE?...
<Mochrie>   *places L on ground* I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND'S
            DEATH, MRS. SMITHERS. I'M THE CORONER...*points to L*...AND
            THAT'S MY CORNER.

<Meskimen>  *groan* That was a stretch. :)
<Mochrie>   I knew that one was a mistake!
<Meskimen>  I think that game has potential
<Mochrie>   I think so, with some creative porp ideas. Prop even!
<Gregsgirl> Porp, LOL! What's the sea life doing in here?! Porp-oise!
            Hehehe!
<Mochrie>   They're trying to find the conefish! :)
<Gregsgirl> LOL! :o) Who else has been in tonite? :o) I know Sam, Nick,
            Trace, Tracy and Joe have been in...
<Meskimen>  Lisa, Moriah, Julie, Evan, Linz...
<Gregsgirl> Aww darn, I missed them. :o( Oh well, they'll be back! :o)
<Meskimen>  Nattie...
<Gregsgirl> Nattie's back! Wohoo! :o)
<Meskimen>  Lauren, Trisha, Bob, Juan...
<Mochrie>   Carlos, Miranda, Holly...
<Meskimen>  Hector...
<Mochrie>   Maria...
<Meskimen>  Lucy...
<Mochrie>   Paul, Quentin, Zelda...
<Meskimen>  See Ang, you nissed everybody!
<Mochrie>   And missed too!
<Meskimen>  And missed...
<Mochrie>   Niss off!

<Gregsgirl> LOL!

* Gregsgirl smacks Emile and Jeff with pie. :oP

<Meskimen>  Hey Emile...should I give you an EXAMPLE of what Linz and I
            did? *WEG*
<Mochrie>   Sure... :)
<Gregsgirl> Uh oh...

* Meskimen grabs a pie and stands behind Angie.

<Meskimen>  AND TO PROVE THE ABSORBENCY OF NEW DEPENDS... *YANK* *SHOVE*
            *PAT PAT PAT*

<Mochrie>   LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
<Meskimen>  Kinda like that! :)
<Mochrie>   OMG! *collapses*
<Gregsgirl> ....I'm speechless.....
<Meskimen>  *SMIRK*

* Mochrie is still laughing, and he doesn't know why!
* Gregsgirl can't see for tears....

<Meskimen>  Because any reference to Depends is a guranteed laugh. Comedy
            Rule #683!

* Mochrie can't stop laughing!!
* Gregsgirl changes her pants and still doesn't know what to say or do...
* Meskimen is now laughing

<Gregsgirl> Do you realise how icky that felt?!
<Mochrie>   We can't stop! We can't stop!
<Meskimen>  It's contagious Emile!

* Gregsgirl is gonna be scraping pie offa her backside for dayz now!!
* Mochrie wipes the tears from his eyes!

<Meskimen>  LOL!
<Mochrie>   Here, Ang, have a pie-scraper!
<Meskimen>  Now I really wish we'd logged it last night

* Mochrie will never look at a box of Depends the same way again!

<Meskimen>  AND ANG IS MODELING THIS LOVELY OUTFIT...COMPLETE WITH SHOULDER
            PADS! *PLOP* *PLOP*

<Mochrie>   LOL!!
<Gregsgirl> I'll give u plop plop! Grrr! :oP
<Mochrie>   Let's continue Props! With Pies!

* Mochrie reaches into the Prop-O-Matic, and pulls out....a tray of pies.

<Meskimen>  Emile... you know if you do that, you're gonna lose to the
            MASTER :)

<Mochrie>   NEW FROM PLAYTEX...THE LATEST IN LINGERIE! THE CUSTARD BRA!
            *SLAMS TWO PIES INTO HIS CHEST*
<Meskimen>  HEY KIDS, EMBARRASSED BY THOSE UNSIGHTLY PIMPLES? *SPLAT* NOW
            NO ONE CAN SEE THEM!

<Mochrie>   Hehe!

<Meskimen>  DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAH DAH DAH.... *CRASH*
<Gregsgirl> THE NEW FACE MASK FROM COVER GIRL: COLD CUSTARD CREAM! *slams a
            pie on Jeffs face* DOESN'T HE LOOK WONDERFUL! :Op

* Meskimen grabs a pie and once again stands behind Ang.

<Meskimen>  NOW LET'S TEST OUR *NEW, IMPROVED* DEPENDS! *YANK* *SHOVE* *PAT
            PAT PAT PAT PAT*

<Mochrie>   LOLOLOL!!!
<Gregsgirl> *WAIL* They are not animal friendly and cholesterol free! Liar!

<Meskimen>  AND NOW, LET'S TEST OUR NEW *ANIMAL FRIENDLY, CHOLESTEROL FREE*
            DEPENDS! *YANK* *SHOVE* *PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT*

<Gregsgirl> *WAIL!*
<Mochrie>   Okay, I can't compete with this! *laughs hysterically*
<Meskimen>  Can't you just see Colin and Ryan having a field day up there
            like that? :)
<Mochrie>   Yes!
<Gregsgirl> I am soaked thru! :oP I gotta go change now anyway. *walks into
            the bathroom*
<Meskimen>  Guess those Depends weren't very dependable after all!

* Gregsgirl comes outta the bathroom in full pie protective gear.

<Gregsgirl> Have U hyperventilated laughing yet, Emile? :oP
<Mochrie>   Not yet, thank god!
<Meskimen>  From now on Ang... you will be known forevermore as the most
            Dependable Whoser!
<Gregsgirl> I'll give u Dependable! Grr! :oP

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