| Once there was a prince named Richard Blue, who became Blue Light, who lived in the tallest tower of the King's castle. His real name was Brad, and the king called him Brad Devil, then Bread Devil, then Brad Devil again.. Prince Blue Light escaped from the tower and stumbled into a nearby wood, where he survived on twigs, berries, and small feline mammals until he had enough strength to move on. It was weeks before he reached Librium Field. Upon his arrival, the people of Librium Field thought him a perfect replacement for their prince, who had recently died of a horse bite. Thus, Prince Valium was crowned ruler over the small shit-town and its increasingly-useless inhabitants. |
