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Random Odds
· Chances Puffy will get back with J. Lo steady. 50:1
· Odds of Puffy hitting it once while J. Lo is married to Affleck. 8:1
· Odds that a crazed stalker will stab J. Lo in the butt. 7,000:1
· Odds of J. Lo feeling the cut. 2:1
· Odds that Bill Cosby is secretly in love with Phylicia Allen. 5:1
· Odds that peach flavored Jell-O would flow out of J.Lo’s wounded ass. 4:1
· Odds that any guy with sight would choose Venus Williams over Anna Kournikova. 12,000:1
· Odds that any guy with sight would choose Venus Williams over Ricki Lake. 11,999:1
· Odds of a minority hosting a network game show. 41,000:1
· Odds that American Idols' Justin Guarini isn’t in the closet. 12:1
· Odds that Justin Guarini is just using the ultra-sensitive shtick to get all the suburban-coochie (On the down-low, of course) he wants. 200:1
· Side note- Black men with the best chance of hosting a game show
Wayne Brady
Byron Allen
Collin Powell
Damon Wayans
Chris Spencer (host of now canceled Vibe)

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The Pleasure Zone

Dream Couples?

Is your favorite TV drama using current issues in the storyline? Is TV becoming a little too real for ya? There’s nothing better than a comfy sit-com to snap you back into reality. And remind you that even Lil’ Kim’s breasts are more real than television. Here is a quick example. I’m not calling these guys ugly, but come on. Sit-com couples are ones you couldn’t dream of? By DaRohn Sercey

Rants-the thoughts of someone you don't know

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Misc. questions and, well, thoughts.

Sit-coms- How To Read the Signs
There are some signs that can signal the end of a sit-com. This is a list of typical story lines found in comedy television. So if you have a show you love, chances are they won’t be canceled until you’ve seen these episodes. And if you hate the show, these plots are also signs that the writers have nothing left, so expect a new show. – By DaRohn Sercey

Welcome to dcph Online. The magazine geared to the interest of Black males. site creator- DaRohn S.

Designer Drugs
Whitney Houston said, “Crack is cheap. I make too much for me to ever smoke crack." Is that all that’s stopping people, the price?

The Racist Words In Hip-Hop

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Musical Harmony (Multi-racial collaborations) The good and the bad.

Top Cons When Dating A Single Mom
I say be honest with her and with yourself. If there’s something about the situation your not feeling, then be up front; she will.