Save Karyn's Complexion  
Help Karyn clear her pores and erase those wrinkles!
 

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Habitat for Humanity

Salvation Army

Humane Society

 

 

 

 

WANTED: Good Skin!
Learn how you can help!

WRINKLES ARE BAD!
**NEW** Save Karyn's Complexion Online Store - Buy Karen Some Retin-A Here! 

Hello!
My name is Percy, and I'm asking for you to help save Karyn's Complexion!

You see, Karyn has spent so much time trying to get other people to pay off her credit card debt, she has completely ignored her complexion. To make matters worse, Karyn is now 38 years old, and her early-morning face looks like a wrinkled sheet that was left in the dryer overnight.

So if you have an extra buck or two, please send Karyn some Retin-A!
All she needs is 1 tube from 200 people, or
2 tubes from 100 people, or
5 tubes  from 40 people...

-You get the picture!... AND IT'S NOT A PRETTY ONE, IS IT?

Together, we can banish laugh lines from Karyn's face!


CHECK OUT WHAT KARYN'S AGING VISAGE HAS TO OFFER!

  • TOO MUCH SUN EXPOSURE
    Find out how Karyn got into this mess!

  • FAT
    Sometimes baby fat doesn't go away!

  • WEEKLY DERMABRASION
    Keep up to date on the happenings at Karyn's Dermatologist!

  • GRAND ZIT TALLY
    Watch Karyn's zits shrink with every donation!

  • THE DAILY PLUCK
    Daily tips from Karyn on how to get rid of those extra facial hairs!

  • BUY KARYN'S BS
    Check out Karyn's total lack of self-esteem!

  • GIVE KARYN A FACIAL!
    Play our interactive bukkake game! (coming soon...tee hee)

  • KARYN BITCHES
    A list of attitude!

  • CONTACT WITH KARYN
    Careful, I think that sore is contagious!





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