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Charities who really need your
help:
Habitat
for Humanity
Salvation
Army
Humane
Society
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WANTED: Good Skin!
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Learn how you can help!
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WRINKLES ARE BAD!
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**NEW** Save Karyn's Complexion Online Store - Buy Karen Some Retin-A Here!
Hello!
My name is Percy, and I'm asking for you to help save Karyn's
Complexion!
You see, Karyn has spent so much time trying to get other people to pay off her credit card debt, she has completely ignored her complexion. To make matters worse, Karyn is now 38 years old, and her early-morning face looks like a wrinkled sheet that was left in the dryer overnight.
So if you have an extra buck or two, please send Karyn some Retin-A!
All she needs is 1 tube from 200 people, or
2 tubes from 100 people, or
5 tubes from 40 people...
-You get the picture!... AND IT'S NOT A PRETTY ONE, IS IT?
Together, we can banish laugh lines from Karyn's face!
CHECK OUT WHAT KARYN'S AGING VISAGE HAS TO OFFER!
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TOO MUCH SUN EXPOSURE
Find out how Karyn got into this mess!
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FAT
Sometimes baby fat doesn't go away!
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WEEKLY DERMABRASION
Keep up to date on the happenings at Karyn's Dermatologist!
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GRAND ZIT TALLY
Watch Karyn's zits shrink with every donation!
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THE DAILY PLUCK
Daily tips from Karyn on how to get rid of those extra facial hairs!
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BUY KARYN'S BS
Check out Karyn's total lack of self-esteem!
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GIVE KARYN A FACIAL!
Play our interactive bukkake game! (coming soon...tee hee)
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KARYN BITCHES
A list of attitude!
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CONTACT WITH KARYN
Careful, I think that sore is contagious!
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