Hail, neophyte! Your journey has brought you to the realm of The Exquisite Toaster, and for this you are felicitated. But rest not on this laurel, for your travels have but begun. Through the wisdom and instruction to be found here, you may rise through the ranks of Supplicant and Novice to become an Initiate in the Ways and Mysteries of Toast and of The Exquisite Toaster.
Your instruction and catechism will consist of readings from Toast Scripture, Toast Scholarship, Toast In The News, Toast Literature, Light Toast Entertainment, and Crispy Toast Internet Links. A World of Toast awaits you. You have only to proceed. I will be your guide.
Toast Quotation:
--John Lennon, to the tune of Why Don’t We Do It In The Road, 1968
To enter the world of Toast, DEPRESS THE PLUNGER
…or if you are a heathen, unregenerate and unmoved by the glory of Toast, you may enter the
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