Cwmbran Round Table 'Mystery International Trip'
February 2007
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Friday 2nd February and we all rendezvoused at Roy's house to receive our tour name badges. They were as follows:
Roy - Curly, Steve - Woodchip, Dean - Mr Softy, Tommy - Mohammed, Mac - Viagra, Tim - Mit, Gareth - Gazza, Gryff - Gryff, Geoff - Bob, Martyn - Captain Chaos, Matt - Chi Chi, Mark - Meaty Man and Richard - Murdoch, Mike - Scouser
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The announcement was made on our arrival at Bristol airport that the venue for this year's tour was Krakow, Poland.
Steve announced a certain unusual arousal at the prospect whilst Dean, overcome with excitement, farted.
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There was a moment of excitement on the flight as the captain announced that, it was believed, a wild animal had escaped in the main compartment. Dean farted. The Captain said that if anyone spotted this rare Blaenavon Baboon they were  to approach it with caution. Can you spot it? Steve twitched again.
We arrived safely in Krakow at lunchtime and Roy spent no time in getting us lost.
Dean (bedecked in pink cowboy hat) managed to find a local to help. The Pole was laughing so much that we could hardly understand a word he said. When he stopped laughing we realised that the reason we couldn't understand him was because none of us spoke Polish.
Dean laughed so much he farted.
Krakow is an ancient city full of traditional Polish architecture and liberally sprinkled with churches - the streets are cleaned by nuns who are seen policing the city at every corner.

But, as you might expect, this all passed these guys by as they concentrated more on school boy humour photo opportunities, Steve tried not to stare too closely at passing nuns (who, in turn, tried to ignore his obvious arousal) and Dean continued farting

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Dean wanted to know if they bought as well as sold
Mr Softy realises that he has a country to run
This was the closest any of them came to it all weekend
Page 2 - some proper photos of Krakow
Page 3 - Auschwitz
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